HOW DO YOU THINK A GUY THIS BIG BATHES????????????

[The Squadfather]

seriously, he's too big to fit in any shower and he can't reach around to wash his body, i think he goes down to the seal cage at the zoo and has the workers hose him off or maybe he just doesn't bathe.

[Mars]

[The Squadfather]

hahahahaa, can you imagine the stink on this whale, mars?

[nycbull]

seriously, he's too big to fit in any shower and he can't reach around to wash his body, i think he goes down to the seal cage at the zoo and has the workers hose him off or maybe he just doesn't bathe.

I dont know but the only clothes that will fit him are those Mrs. Ropper gowns from Three's Company.

[Mars]

hahahahaa, can you imagine the stink on this whale, mars?

id rather smell a tuna latin pussy.

[The Squadfather]

I dont know but the only clothes that will fit him are those Mrs. Ropper gowns from Three's Company.

hahahhaha, are you suggesting that the Dept. of Health has to send in a search team to clean the fat folds in this "mans" body, Bull?

[Bluto]

im betting squad will be the same size when he hit that age

[Matt C]

I don't know about Keith, but I wash myself with a rag on a stick.

[kiwiol]

Hahahaha Onlymen is so fat, he tried to make love to the Good Year Blimp

[The Squadfather]

Hahahaha Onlymen is so fat, he tried to make love to the Good Year Blimp

impossible, he would crush the Good Year blimp if he got on top of it.

[Monster_Everything]

Keith is so fat he makes birck oven pizzas in his shirt pocket

[The Squadfather]

Keith is so fat he makes birck oven pizzas in his shirt pocket

hahahahahaha, he's so fat he wears a VCR as a beeper.

[BabyBallsMcgee]

seriously, he's too big to fit in any shower and he can't reach around to wash his body, i think he goes down to the seal cage at the zoo and has the workers hose him off or maybe he just doesn't bathe.

Sink and wash cloth... He does look rather filthy though. Looks as if there is a slight layer of dirty on his arms. Im sure he has a dirt ring around the back of his neck.

[The Squadfather]

in all seriousness, i'll almost gaurantee that Keith is a virgin, no way a guy who looks like that has ever gotten any pussssy.

[emn1964]

probably goes to the car wash and walks thru it as it sprays

[Stark]

for fucks sake dave, give Keith a rest will you?

[the choad]

Whose that Beast Mars?