FATTY STORY

[The Abdominal Snoman]

Ok...met another chick off Myspace. I could tell from the conversation that she was looking for something more than some BBC. Ok, I can play that game. We talk for a few days and finally decide to meet. So, she gets to my place and she is pretty thick. A little taller than me at around 5'8, pushing 250 or so. BIG boobs and ass! So we go to eat at a chinese joint and im laying on the BMC charm. And at dinner she comes right out with the "im looking for a good guy".  Well, "I AM a good guy. Did i tell you how pretty you are?"  Next we go to the beach and sit on some swing that i thought was going to break. She does the holding hand thing and i kiss her and grab the boob. "Let's go back to my place" I say. "Ok"  YEAH BOYEEEEE!!!!

We get back to my place and we are on the couch and she is acting shy. Eventually I get the top off and go for the pants. Now, im not sure how many of you have bagged a fatty, but when the belly is big and pants are tight its hard to get your hand in. But I get my paw in there and start messing with the love button. We move to my romm where im in for a nice surprise. The kitty is GOOD!!!  So i ask her to get on top. This is where the problem is. She gets on and has to push off my arms to sit up and ride me! Im rubbing the belly and boobs and SPLASH!!!!  My goo goo juice is relaeased and once again the same issue. She lays on me and cuddles and i feel like im being crushed! Im assuming she wants to stay over b/c she starts to fall asleep. "Sweetie, i really want you to stay but i have to get up early and take my mom to the airport" I can tell she isnt happy and even askes me if im sure i want a relationship. "yes, I mean, lets just take it slow"

She gets dressed and kisses me some more and by this point i want her gone. "Let me walk you to your car" Now, she is a big one and my neighbor just happens to be comeing in when im walking her out! DAMN!!!  He looks at me, then her and just shakes his head and smiles!!!!

lmfao...funny shit

[Roger Bacon]

No, no. From the 216 and spent a ton of time in Columbus

Oh, home to the largest population of homosexuals in Ohio, outside of the Oregon District.

[outby43]

With the build Big Mike has I am surprised that competitor chicks aren't on him 24/7.  The dude is built (no homo)

Do you still compete BMC?

[Roger Bacon]

With the build Big Mike has I am surprised that competitor chicks aren't on him 24/7.  The dude is built (no homo)

Do you still compete BMC?

He couldn't give a shit less about those girls.  Black men fill a very important role in society.  They take care of the big/ugly girls.  They're kind of like the Algae Eaters in an aquarium.

(No racist)

[The Abdominal Snoman]

He couldn't give a shit less about those girls.  Black men fill a very important role in society.  They take care of the big/ugly girls.  They're kind of like the Algae Eaters in an aquarium.

(No racist)

lol

[mr.turbo]

Why not, I would have thought you'd like such stuff, a hideously fat bitch is all the pussy that's available to you, Asif...

Hi Hindenburg

[cephissus]

Hi Hindenburg

LOL sorry ray i have to admit, this is a good one

[bigmikecox]

Oh, home to the largest population of homosexuals in Ohio, outside of the Oregon District.

WRONG! That's Lakewood and that's the 440

[bigmikecox]

With the build Big Mike has I am surprised that competitor chicks aren't on him 24/7.  The dude is built (no homo)

Do you still compete BMC?

Figure girls are a headache! I was with a competitor bber (female) for a few years. Heavy androgen user. Loved it

I did my last show in 2009. Ive been perma-bulking since. Up to 249lbs and will do the over 35 at the Masters Nationals next year

[mr.turbo]

The team supports Cedric M for better placing and the AC win.

Zero tolerance for fatty fuckers!

The filt shall be cleansed!

PM me for details.

MRT approved

[Roger Bacon]

Figure girls are a headache! I was with a competitor bber (female) for a few years. Heavy androgen user. Loved it

I did my last show in 2009. Ive been perma-bulking since. Up to 249lbs and will do the over 35 at the Masters Nationals next year

Where the hell did your competitor stars go?  

[bigmikecox]

He couldn't give a shit less about those girls.  Black men fill a very important role in society.  They take care of the big/ugly girls.  They're kind of like the Algae Eaters in an aquarium.

(No racist)

Sometimes you just dont want to work hard for the ass! I am lazy like that. Dinner, movie, waiting two weeks. Sometimes its just easier to get a sure thing.

[Roger Bacon]

Sometimes you just dont want to work hard for the ass! I am lazy like that. Dinner, movie, waiting two weeks. Sometimes its just easier to get a sure thing.

I'm just trying to be a typical getbigger. Not hatin my brother from another mother.

[bigmikecox]

I'm just trying to be a typical getbigger. Not hatin my brother from another mother.

Its all gravy baby!!!!

Ok. I had a friend that was into letting guys do his wife. She was thick, not fat, but nice and juicy. So, we were in the 614 partying and when they were around, we knew what time it was. But the time had to be right. So, there are about 5 or 6 of us in a room doing whip its and i notice my dudes wife and another friend are missing. So the husband says "where is Tina and Ron?"  Kind of trying to get us interested in looking. So, we all go downstairs and there they are in a chair going at it. Now mind you, we had done a lot of X. I think i had like 4 Blue Dolphins and G. And when you do too many rolls your pecker doesnt work.

So we are all downstairs and they are doing thier thing and her husband says "Go on Mike, get in there" Not beiing one to disappoint someone, I start sampling the sweet nectur of his wife. Gave her some oral, got some oral. Som her husband decides to join in with me and my boy and he has a package like Lex Steele!!!!  HOLY INTIMIDATION BAT MAN!!!  So we are doing our thing and its time to bone....only, nothing is happening (this is before Viagra was so easliuy availabe) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!  Totally limp. Me and my boy just sat there dejected while her husband impaled her over and over!  

[Raymondo]

You've mentioned whip-its in a few posts shortmike, I now understand what's wrong with you... get an MRI, there are some interesting things to be found across the surface of your brain.

It all makes sense now, mate.

[Roger Bacon]

Its all gravy baby!!!!

Ok. I had a friend that was into letting guys do his wife. She was thick, not fat, but nice and juicy. So, we were in the 614 partying and when they were around, we knew what time it was. But the time had to be right. So, there are about 5 or 6 of us in a room doing whip its and i notice my dudes wife and another friend are missing. So the husband says "where is Tina and Ron?"  Kind of trying to get us interested in looking. So, we all go downstairs and there they are in a chair going at it. Now mind you, we had done a lot of X. I think i had like 4 Blue Dolphins and G. And when you do too many rolls your pecker doesnt work.

So we are all downstairs and they are doing thier thing and her husband says "Go on Mike, get in there" Not beiing one to disappoint someone, I start sampling the sweet nectur of his wife. Gave her some oral, got some oral. Som her husband decides to join in with me and my boy and he has a package like Lex Steele!!!!  HOLY INTIMIDATION BAT MAN!!!  So we are doing our thing and its time to bone....only, nothing is happening (this is before Viagra was so easliuy availabe) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!  Totally limp. Me and my boy just sat there dejected while her husband impaled her over and over!  

hahaha!!! I'm kind of freaked out by the fact that I'm enjoying these stories!

You need to turn this shit into a Coffee Table Book!  Make a couple hundred thousand.

[makaveli25]

I went hogging a few times in my day. One girl was actually pretty cute. Big fat ass huge tits. Only about 30 pounds overweight. She texts me one night at two in the morning Saturday night. She asked me to come find her at the bar she's at and walk her back to my place (5 minutes from the bar). I find her and she's extremely drunk. She tells me I can do whatever I want to her. I get her back to my place and fuck her for awhile. She has a great ass so I put it in her butt. About 2 minutes after I bust a nut in her ass she starts throwing up all over my floor. Fucking disgusting she must of had spaghetti or something because it was all red and nasty looking. My buddies room is across the hall. I wake his ass up and beg him to help me get fatty the fuck out of my room and out the door. As soon as he walks in she lets out this loud wet fart. The look on his face was the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life. He turned right back around and went back to his room. A cum bubble came out of her butt  I frantacially went through her phone and called about 5 of he friends.They came and got her thank god.

Next morning me and my buddy go to breakfast down the road. On the walk back we see the fatty and 2 of her friends walking in the direction of our apartment. Terrible feeling to see that. She had left her panties or some shit in my room. I threw them away the night before. Everything had puke on it. She looked through my shit for what seemed like an eternity. Very awkward.

[bigmikecox]

I went hogging a few times in my day. One girl was actually pretty cute. Big fat ass huge tits. Only about 30 pounds overweight. She texts me one night at two in the morning Saturday night. She asked me to come find her at the bar she's at and walk her back to my place (5 minutes from the bar). I find her and she's extremely drunk. She tells me I can do whatever I want to her. I get her back to my place and fuck her for awhile. She has a great ass so I put it in her butt. About 2 minutes after I bust a nut in her ass she starts throwing up all over my floor. Fucking disgusting she must of had spaghetti or something because it was all red and nasty looking. My buddies room is across the hall. I wake his ass up and beg him to help me get fatty the fuck out of my room and out the door. As soon as he walks in she lets out this loud wet fart. The look on his face was the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life. He turned right back around and went back to his room. A cum bubble came out of her butt  I frantacially went through her phone and called about 5 of he friends.They came and got her thank god.

Next morning me and my buddy go to breakfast down the road. On the walk back we see the fatty and 2 of her friends walking in the direction of our apartment. Terrible feeling to see that. She had left her panties or some shit in my room. I threw them away the night before. Everything had puke on it. She looked through my shit for what seemed like an eternity. Very awkward.

 

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bigmikecox]

You've mentioned whip-its in a few posts shortmike, I now understand what's wrong with you... get an MRI, there are some interesting things to be found across the surface of your brain.

It all makes sense now, mate.

The same guy that let us mess with his wife brought a TANK of nitros once. Had no idea where he got that but we had those BIG ASS balloons and filled them with it! We all went to whip-it world at the same time! Good times

[mr.turbo]

Lol

Cum fart cocktails

[bigmikecox]

Met this goth fatty freshman year in college.

Every thursday in Toledo was the "big" night to go out. And being that i went to an all male catholic h.s, I was like a kid in a candy store in college. And back then i was even more careful about bagging an ugly chick. So, I did my usual, downed a 40oz of St. Ides, hit the club and had fun. So, I run into the goth chick with the rest of hre brood and she says she has seen me around my apartment complex. Im getting the vibe she wants to hook up so i get her number and go about my clubbing. I leave at closinig and get home and find myself horny as hell. I call her and she says come on over. Now, up until her i had only banged 3 girls so i was a little quick on the trigger.

I walk in (and its like 3am) and its pitch dark. We go to her room and go RIGHT at it! Clothes come off and i go to give her oral and im confronted by the biggest, darkest bush ive ever seen! EVER!!!  So, i figure im already down there so i do my manly duty. I come up and she gives me head like a CHAMP! You could telll she was a veteran of the BJ wars b/c she worked it. I break out the comdom and specifically tell her "its been a while for me, so im going to try to last"  NOPE!!!!  After about (and this is no lie) 30 pumps, here comes the money shot! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!  Then the guily. WTF did I do?  What if I see this chick again?  So, i go back to my place shower and crash.

But my dumbass

[tbombz]

this thread should be retitled scraping the bottom of the barrel with mike cox

[bigmikecox]

Got another one in a second. The girl was pretty nasty and i almost gagged eating it

[WillGrant]

Got another one in a second. The girl was pretty nasty and i almost gagged eating it

Did she wipe from back to front ? 

[bigmikecox]

Did she wipe from back to front ? 

LOL  I hope not! It was a hairy mess! Like a 70's porn bush!