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JAY CUTLER EATS DOLPHIN
« on: February 17, 2009, 10:21:08 PM »
Ok now that I have your attention there is no proof Jay Cutler eats Dolphins...However he eats a shit load of Orange Roughy...I'm not here stating that Orange Roughy is in the same category as Dolphins however, Orange Roughy is being over fished and is in jeopardy of some day being endangered...

This is a call to Jay Cutler and anyone else who feels the need to eat Orange Roughy...Find another fish...Do the public and yourself a service and simply find another fish to eat...I'm sure Jay's finance's aren't what they used to be considering the real estate crash in Vegas but I'm sure he's still doing just fine and moving to another breed of fish would be no problem for him...

So Mr. Cutler please give Orange Roughy a chance to once again thrive at life...These fish hang out in really deep cold water because they want to be left the fuck alone...


Sincerely

TETOR(The ethical treatment of Orange Roughy)
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Re: JAY CUTLER EATS DOLPHINS
« Reply #1 on: February 17, 2009, 10:22:47 PM »
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Re: JAY CUTLER EATS DOLPHINS
« Reply #2 on: February 17, 2009, 10:28:17 PM »
Quote from: TechnoViking on February 17, 2009, 10:21:08 PM
These fish hang out in really deep cold water because they want to be left the fuck alone...



LMFAO!!   ;D
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Re: JAY CUTLER EATS DOLPHINS
« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2009, 10:35:22 PM »
Quote from: INSOMNIA on February 17, 2009, 10:28:17 PM
LMFAO!!   ;D
LOL funny s right there. 
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Re: JAY CUTLER EATS DOLPHIN
« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2009, 10:41:24 PM »
Quote from: TechnoViking on February 17, 2009, 10:21:08 PM
Ok now that I have your attention there is no proof Jay Cutler eats Dolphins...However he eats a shit load of Orange Roughy...I'm not here stating that Orange Roughy is in the same category as Dolphins however, Orange Roughy is being over fished and is in jeopardy of some day being endangered...

This is a call to Jay Cutler and anyone else who feels the need to eat Orange Roughy...Find another fish...Do the public and yourself a service and simply find another fish to eat...I'm sure Jay's finance's aren't what they used to be considering the real estate crash in Vegas but I'm sure he is still doing just fine and moving to another bred of fish would be no problem for him...

So Mr. Cutler please give Orange Roughy a chance to once again thrive at life...These fish hang out in really deep cold water because they want to be left the fuck alone...
Sincerely

TETOOR(The ethical treatment of Orange Roughy)


LMAO!!
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Re: JAY CUTLER EATS DOLPHINS
« Reply #5 on: February 17, 2009, 10:42:26 PM »
Quote from: calfzilla on February 17, 2009, 10:35:22 PM
LOL funny s right there. 

Im still in stiches over here   ;D ;D

close to tears..
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Re: JAY CUTLER EATS DOLPHIN
« Reply #6 on: February 17, 2009, 11:10:44 PM »
Some humans that eat Orange Roughy may experience what is known as "Orange Roughy Leakage"...What this really is is the fish's way of saying

"SEE THIS, IT MEANS NOT WELCOME"


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TETOR(The Ethical Treatment OF Orange Roughy)



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Re: JAY CUTLER EATS DOLPHIN
« Reply #7 on: February 17, 2009, 11:22:58 PM »
Quote from: TechnoViking on February 17, 2009, 10:21:08 PM


So Mr. Cutler please give Orange Roughy a chance to once again thrive at life...These fish hang out in really deep cold water because they want to be left the fuck alone...

Sincerely

TETOOR(The ethical treatment of Orange Roughy)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love how they made this a clear cut decision ;D
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Re: JAY CUTLER EATS DOLPHIN
« Reply #8 on: February 17, 2009, 11:26:32 PM »
Alex can you please weigh in on "the list?" 
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Re: JAY CUTLER EATS DOLPHIN
« Reply #9 on: February 17, 2009, 11:28:55 PM »
Quote from: calfzilla on February 17, 2009, 11:26:32 PM
Alex can you please weigh in on "the list?" 
 

what list?
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Re: JAY CUTLER EATS DOLPHIN
« Reply #10 on: February 17, 2009, 11:35:43 PM »
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Re: JAY CUTLER EATS DOLPHIN
« Reply #11 on: February 17, 2009, 11:37:23 PM »
Quote from: Alex23 on February 17, 2009, 11:28:55 PM
what list?

I would've liked to be crowded 1st (at least) ... but solid list nonetheless calfy... ;D
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Re: JAY CUTLER EATS DOLPHIN
« Reply #12 on: February 17, 2009, 11:39:30 PM »
i eat shark cause at least of one of those bastards bites my leg or arm off while im swimming ill know i got to bite into some of thier ass to,it aint bad either,mako shark steaks are pretty good actually
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Re: JAY CUTLER EATS DOLPHIN
« Reply #13 on: February 17, 2009, 11:42:15 PM »
hahahah this is the funniest thread in a while... I'm sure even Jay-to-Z had a laugh about this...

well done TVK....
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Re: JAY CUTLER EATS DOLPHIN
« Reply #14 on: February 18, 2009, 12:57:00 AM »
Great thread!!

Quote from: gracie bjj on February 17, 2009, 11:39:30 PM
i eat shark cause at least of one of those bastards bites my leg or arm off while im swimming ill know i got to bite into some of thier ass to,it aint bad either,mako shark steaks are pretty good actually

And i bet you hunt 'em down with your own bare hands and finish them off with some gay MMA technique, right?
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Re: JAY CUTLER EATS DOLPHIN
« Reply #15 on: February 18, 2009, 01:04:48 AM »
No problem.....I'll stick to Salmon and Tilapia.
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Re: JAY CUTLER EATS DOLPHIN
« Reply #16 on: February 18, 2009, 04:47:21 AM »
Quote from: Alex23 on February 17, 2009, 11:42:15 PM
hahahah this is the funniest thread in a while... I'm sure even Jay-to-Z had a laugh about this...

well done TVK....

TETOR thanks you for your support ;)
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Re: JAY CUTLER EATS DOLPHIN
« Reply #17 on: February 18, 2009, 05:47:31 AM »
once you've been mr. olympia you just don't go back to tuna in a can
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Re: JAY CUTLER EATS DOLPHIN
« Reply #18 on: February 18, 2009, 05:48:04 AM »
Jay Cutler could make the entire species go extinct!!!


Give it a break Jay!
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Re: JAY CUTLER EATS DOLPHIN
« Reply #19 on: February 18, 2009, 11:03:25 PM »
Quote from: DonkeyKong on February 18, 2009, 12:57:00 AM
Great thread!!

And i bet you hunt 'em down with your own bare hands and finish them off with some gay MMA technique, right?

no,i let huge guys like you flex your  muscle at the shark and scare it to death, then i grab it and pull it to shore.
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Re: JAY CUTLER EATS DOLPHIN
« Reply #20 on: February 19, 2009, 04:19:41 AM »
Quote from: gracie bjj on February 18, 2009, 11:03:25 PM
no,i let huge guys like you flex your  muscle at the shark and scare it to death, then i grab it and pull it to shore.

wise choice.

For you, not the shark.

































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Re: JAY CUTLER EATS DOLPHIN
« Reply #21 on: February 19, 2009, 05:00:32 AM »
join get big or peta...  pick one
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Re: JAY CUTLER EATS DOLPHIN
« Reply #22 on: February 19, 2009, 06:54:46 AM »
Quote from: chainsaw on February 19, 2009, 05:00:32 AM
join get big or Peta...  pick one

Peta kills many many animals each year and are Batshit crazy as an organization...TETOR is where its at...
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Re: JAY CUTLER EATS DOLPHIN
« Reply #23 on: February 19, 2009, 06:56:36 AM »
Quote from: TechnoViking on February 17, 2009, 10:21:08 PM
Ok now that I have your attention there is no proof Jay Cutler eats Dolphins...However he eats a shit load of Orange Roughy...I'm not here stating that Orange Roughy is in the same category as Dolphins however, Orange Roughy is being over fished and is in jeopardy of some day being endangered...

This is a call to Jay Cutler and anyone else who feels the need to eat Orange Roughy...Find another fish...Do the public and yourself a service and simply find another fish to eat...I'm sure Jay's finance's aren't what they used to be considering the real estate crash in Vegas but I'm sure he's still doing just fine and moving to another breed of fish would be no problem for him...

So Mr. Cutler please give Orange Roughy a chance to once again thrive at life...These fish hang out in really deep cold water because they want to be left the fuck alone...


Sincerely

TETOR(The ethical treatment of Orange Roughy)

he buys his fish at cosco which is farmed fish, not wild caught
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Re: JAY CUTLER EATS DOLPHIN
« Reply #24 on: February 19, 2009, 11:52:55 AM »
Quote from: No Patience on February 19, 2009, 06:56:36 AM
he buys his fish at cosco which is farmed fish, not wild caught

Orange Roughy mostly come from Marine Fisheries, not fish farms...These fish just start maturing after 30 plus years and a lot of the fish eaten are over 100 years old...They also have some of the highest Mercury levels of any fish...

http://www.wisegeek.com/what-is-an-orange-roughy.htm

http://www.edf.org/page.cfm?tagID=15817
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