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Title: Need to lose 40lbs - Weight / Fat loss - please help
Post by: Country Strong on August 14, 2011, 07:40:22 PM
I need to trim down and drop at least 40 lbs real fast or I am gonna lose my job.  Please help
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Post by: calfzilla on August 14, 2011, 07:52:34 PM
Up the dosage and start looking for a new job.
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Post by: DK II on August 14, 2011, 07:59:35 PM
I need to trim down and drop at least 40 lbs real fast or I am gonna lose my job.  Please help

40lbs??

And you realize that now??

Maybe you shouldn't have gotten fat in the first place, you lazy fuck.
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Post by: 240 is Back on August 14, 2011, 07:59:49 PM
Wiki ECA
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Post by: Doug_Steele on August 14, 2011, 08:01:31 PM
I need to trim down and drop at least 40 lbs real fast or I am gonna lose my job.  Please help

Stop eating so much.  8)
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Post by: chaos on August 14, 2011, 08:02:52 PM
I need to trim down and drop at least 40 lbs real fast or I am gonna lose my job.  Please help

WELCOME TO THE THUNDERDOME............. .BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: DeltsaForce on August 14, 2011, 08:03:53 PM
keep eating and sue them for discrimination.
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Post by: el numero uno on August 14, 2011, 08:04:20 PM
I need to trim down and drop at least 40 lbs real fast or I am gonna lose my job.  Please help

Hahah you fat piece of shit
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Post by: DK II on August 14, 2011, 08:06:53 PM
keep eating and sue them for discrimination.

Yes, that's the american way of dieting, diet until you are 300-400lbs and then get a stomach surgery.  ::) ::) ::)
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Post by: Fury on August 14, 2011, 08:09:46 PM
Yes, that's the american way of dieting, diet until you are 300-400lbs and then get a stomach surgery.  ::) ::) ::)

How dare you insult Americans. It's 500 pounds.
Title: Re: weight/fat loss please help
Post by: DK II on August 14, 2011, 08:11:45 PM
How dare you insult Americans. It's 500 pounds.

Please excuse my ignorance....  :'( :'( :'(
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Post by: Montague on August 14, 2011, 08:12:21 PM
I need to trim down and drop at least 40 lbs real fast or I am gonna lose my job.  Please help


Damn...
Couldn't they have given you a warning when you were about 8-10lbs. over?

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Post by: Montague on August 14, 2011, 08:18:15 PM
Okay, seriously...

Inject 2 IU of HIV in your left cheek.
Should do the trick.
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Post by: DK II on August 14, 2011, 08:20:13 PM

Damn...
Couldn't they have given you a warning when you were about 8-10lbs. over?



I am sure the 40lbs "overweight" happened over night, he was ripped and muscular one day and BOOM, the next morning he woke up a fatty and his boss at the Chippendales was totally pissed.  ::) ::) ::) ::)
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Post by: el numero uno on August 14, 2011, 08:20:40 PM
Okay, seriously...

Inject 2 IU of HIV in your left cheek.
Should do the trick.


 :D
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Post by: Montague on August 14, 2011, 08:22:58 PM
I am sure the 40lbs "overweight" happened over night, he was ripped and muscular one day and BOOM, the next morning he woke up a fatty and his boss at the Chippendales was totally pissed.  ::) ::) ::) ::)


That's always the case. :'(
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Post by: trapz101 on August 14, 2011, 08:36:51 PM
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Post by: DK II on August 14, 2011, 08:54:56 PM
PM "Johnnynoname" for more tips on getting AIDS superlean.
Title: Re: weight/fat loss please help
Post by: Country Strong on August 14, 2011, 09:33:05 PM
I am sure the 40lbs "overweight" happened over night, he was ripped and muscular one day and BOOM, the next morning he woke up a fatty and his boss at the Chippendales was totally pissed.  ::) ::) ::) ::)
no sir not overnight   Just  lost sight of taking care of me while raising a family and working 21 days on 10 off. I need some serious guidance here.  Can anyone offer some real help please.  I would say I need to drop at least 25 maybe 40 if I want a 6 pack
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Post by: Figo on August 15, 2011, 07:08:41 AM
crystal meth could help
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Post by: dyslexic on August 15, 2011, 07:24:57 AM
second post... gotta give you credit for having so much faith in GB.
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Post by: The Wizard of Truth on August 15, 2011, 07:55:11 AM
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Post by: Tito24 on August 15, 2011, 07:58:59 AM
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Post by: Stark on August 15, 2011, 09:47:25 AM
I need to trim down and drop at least 40 lbs real fast or I am gonna lose my job.  Please help

Those Army APFT tests are a bitch huh? :D

Is that you by the way?

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_845ywsAF1Oc/SW09-jeVIMI/AAAAAAAAAfc/FVGrAX5fstw/s400/AS.jpg)
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Post by: Dr Dutch on August 15, 2011, 09:51:48 AM
I need to trim down and drop at least 40 lbs real fast or I am gonna lose my job.  Please help
Your first post on getbig...but you are big allready..... ???
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Post by: w8m8 on August 15, 2011, 09:56:40 AM


;D I luv him !!!





no sir not overnight   Just  lost sight of taking care of me while raising a family and working 21 days on 10 off. I need some serious guidance here.  Can anyone offer some real help please.  I would say I need to drop at least 25 maybe 40 if I want a 6 pack


Eat a lot less calories.. and move a lot more .. 21 days of work then 10 days off was letting you eat too much and be sedentary for 10 days at a time ? What do you do ? anything physical ?




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Post by: dr.chimps on August 15, 2011, 09:56:59 AM
How dare you insult Americans. It's 500 pounds.
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Post by: Stark on August 15, 2011, 10:03:49 AM
Your first post on getbig...but you are big allready..... ???

new guy has balls :D and a gut :D
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Post by: Meso_z on August 15, 2011, 10:28:42 AM
I need to trim down and drop at least 40 lbs real fast or I am gonna lose my job.  Please help
Better than losing your teeth.

-Steven Seagal at "Fire down below"
Title: Re: weight/fat loss please help
Post by: Dr Dutch on August 15, 2011, 10:31:29 AM
Seagal didn't lose anything: job, teeth, weight..
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Post by: The Wizard of Truth on August 15, 2011, 10:35:20 AM
;D I luv him





I'll get another des' wisdom when I see him Thursday morn
He was trying to convince us today that he is gone flabby cos the fat is ready to leave him
Title: Re: weight/fat loss please help
Post by: Stavios on August 15, 2011, 10:39:13 AM
40lbs??

And you realize that now??

Maybe you shouldn't have gotten fat in the first place, you lazy fuck.

damn i love you ;D
Title: Re: weight/fat loss please help
Post by: w8m8 on August 15, 2011, 10:48:54 AM
I'll get another des' wisdom when I see him Thursday morn
He was trying to convince us today that he is gone flabby cos the fat is ready to leave him

 ;D .. GOOD .... I wish he lived by me
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Post by: GroinkTropin on August 15, 2011, 09:30:26 PM
Are you a fucking stripper? I cannot think of another job which requires something like this...
Title: Re: weight/fat loss please help
Post by: GroinkTropin on August 15, 2011, 09:36:22 PM
BTW, I will tell you the secret to losing bodyfat FAST that NO ONE who knows it ever says- keep insulin low as fuck 24/7 and (this is the key) avoid eating high amounts of fat in one sitting. You should never eat more than 400 or so cals in one meal, and try to keep fats as low as possible at all times.

Took me a while to figure this out. I reworked my prep diet to be around 250g protein 120-150g carbs and no more than 60g fat and that is mostly fat from fish oil, olive oil, some lecithin and almonds. 6oz of top sirloin at night, rest of the time straight chicken breasts. This is the key diet, modify some of the macros to your liking. I eat a shitload of broccoli and asparagus to keep me full, bout it. No deviations other than throwing in some egg whites. Complex carbs from boiled brown rice, that's it!

Amazing diet. Took me a while to perfect it. No drug short of DNP will work better.
Title: Re: weight/fat loss please help
Post by: BB on August 15, 2011, 10:20:34 PM
no sir not overnight   Just  lost sight of taking care of me while raising a family and working 21 days on 10 off. I need some serious guidance here.  Can anyone offer some real help please.  I would say I need to drop at least 25 maybe 40 if I want a 6 pack

Just take whatever you weigh now x that number by 10, and you'll have the number of calories you'll need for the day. If you're not losing or losing too fast, just adjust the calories up or down a bit. Fix the protein at a decent amount, then just balnce out the rest betwwn fat and carbs however it makes you happiest.

Do 30-40 minute of cardio, 3 x week(add ECA, if you need to drop a bit faster). Find a decent begineers program like the Bill Starr or Strarting Strength stuff and run it 3x a week.

There done.

Realistically, figure 6-8 months to lose 40lbs. You could shave it to 3-4 months, but to be honest, you're a family man with a family. I just don't see you sticking to a really hardcore weightloss program like a  kid or some such. Losing it a bit slower will be better for you in the long run.
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Post by: Meso_z on August 15, 2011, 11:26:03 PM
BTW, I will tell you the secret to losing bodyfat FAST that NO ONE who knows it ever says- keep insulin low as fuck 24/7 and (this is the key) avoid eating high amounts of fat in one sitting. You should never eat more than 400 or so cals in one meal, and try to keep fats as low as possible at all times.

Took me a while to figure this out. I reworked my prep diet to be around 250g protein 120-150g carbs and no more than 60g fat and that is mostly fat from fish oil, olive oil, some lecithin and almonds. 6oz of top sirloin at night, rest of the time straight chicken breasts. This is the key diet, modify some of the macros to your liking. I eat a shitload of broccoli and asparagus to keep me full, bout it. No deviations other than throwing in some egg whites. Complex carbs from boiled brown rice, that's it!

Amazing diet. Took me a while to perfect it. No drug short of DNP will work better.
thats what i diet with..carbs are in the morning and around workout.. about 180 total.
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Post by: gh15 on August 15, 2011, 11:31:35 PM
Yes, that's the american way of dieting, diet until you are 300-400lbs and then get a stomach surgery.  ::) ::) ::)


L O L ,, lol best line of yours recently lol

gh15 approved
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Post by: bradistani on August 16, 2011, 03:48:55 PM
eat healthy , eat fresh !

(http://i52.tinypic.com/33ttjdg.gif)
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Post by: DK II on August 16, 2011, 07:40:48 PM
Ok, i give you some diet tips:

Order a Whopper menu next time instead of a double whopper, and drink only 500ml of Coke instead of 1l, this will cut your calories enough to lean out.  ::) ::) ::)
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Post by: newmom on August 17, 2011, 02:27:52 AM
eat healthy , eat fresh !

(http://i52.tinypic.com/33ttjdg.gif)

that's just gross
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Post by: Stefano on August 17, 2011, 02:38:06 AM
Those Army APFT tests are a bitch huh? :D

Is that you by the way?

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_845ywsAF1Oc/SW09-jeVIMI/AAAAAAAAAfc/FVGrAX5fstw/s400/AS.jpg)

LOL. offseason warrior
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Post by: DK II on August 17, 2011, 02:44:00 AM
that's just gross

Same could be said about pizza, damn it you americans are so close minded.  :o :o :o



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Post by: WillGrant on August 17, 2011, 05:12:02 AM
BTW, I will tell you the secret to losing bodyfat FAST that NO ONE who knows it ever says- keep insulin low as fuck 24/7 and (this is the key) avoid eating high amounts of fat in one sitting. You should never eat more than 400 or so cals in one meal, and try to keep fats as low as possible at all times.

Took me a while to figure this out. I reworked my prep diet to be around 250g protein 120-150g carbs and no more than 60g fat and that is mostly fat from fish oil, olive oil, some lecithin and almonds. 6oz of top sirloin at night, rest of the time straight chicken breasts. This is the key diet, modify some of the macros to your liking. I eat a shitload of broccoli and asparagus to keep me full, bout it. No deviations other than throwing in some egg whites. Complex carbs from boiled brown rice, that's it!

Amazing diet. Took me a while to perfect it. No drug short of DNP will work better.
You cant even stick to a diet or a set rountine for more than 3 days plus you told us you were going to be the first drug free pro because your genetics were that great yet the pic you showed us you looked like a ginger kid with 200 pds of shit stuffed in a 50pd bag - plus plus plus you have used drugs in the past so how can you be a "natural" pro ?

Pray tell us why we should take any advice you give serriously ?  ???
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Post by: Stavios on August 17, 2011, 06:35:54 AM
Ok, i give you some diet tips:

Order a Whopper menu next time instead of a double whopper, and drink only 500ml of Coke instead of 1l, this will cut your calories enough to lean out.  ::) ::) ::)
;D
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Post by: newmom on August 17, 2011, 09:49:37 AM
Same could be said about pizza, damn it you americans are so close minded.  :o :o :o





well I don't eat pizza, I hate cheese except ricotta and cream cheese
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Post by: Man of Steel on August 17, 2011, 10:37:42 AM
well I don't eat pizza, I hate cheese except ricotta and cream cheese

What kind of a person hates delicious cheese?
Title: Re: weight/fat loss please help
Post by: Man of Steel on August 17, 2011, 10:38:40 AM
I need to trim down and drop at least 40 lbs real fast or I am gonna lose my job.  Please help

Begin eating less food.  Go outside and begin running.  You're welcome.
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Post by: newmom on August 17, 2011, 02:38:00 PM
What kind of a person hates delicious cheese?

ewww it's just gross. Used to love it as a kid, but one time it made me ill and didn't eat pizza or most cheese since then
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Post by: Board_SHERIF on August 17, 2011, 02:39:00 PM
I need to trim down and drop at least 40 lbs real fast or I am gonna lose my job.  Please help

Welcome back FatFather  ;)
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Post by: tbombz on August 17, 2011, 02:42:38 PM
ewww it's just gross.
something about that response just made me wantt to fuck you...   
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Post by: newmom on August 17, 2011, 02:43:47 PM
something about that response just made me wantt to fuck you...    

you turd I'm white and old enough to be your mom you silly rabbit
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Post by: dr.chimps on August 17, 2011, 02:44:30 PM
What kind of a person hates delicious cheese?
Not anyone I know.  >:(

/throws shoes
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Post by: tbombz on August 17, 2011, 02:45:46 PM
you turd I'm white and old enough to be your mom you silly rabbit
  ya but im sexy ...
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Post by: dr.chimps on August 17, 2011, 02:47:48 PM
  ya but im sexy ...
Wow, bomz! What was the timeline between the beached-whale pool-side pic and this one, he asked skeptically?
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Post by: newmom on August 17, 2011, 02:48:56 PM
 ya but im sexy ...

um not with that belt..HELLO it's too big for you



what else ya got kid
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Post by: tbombz on August 17, 2011, 02:50:23 PM
you want more pics.. post one first.. we can go back and forth.. slowly getting less dressed..
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Post by: newmom on August 17, 2011, 02:51:23 PM
you want more pics.. post one first.. we can go back and forth.. slowly getting less dressed..

little boy, are you bat shit nuts
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Post by: tbombz on August 17, 2011, 02:56:27 PM
little boy, are you bat shit nuts
ive got pics in the waiting..   :)
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Post by: _bruce_ on August 17, 2011, 02:57:43 PM
Dongz bringing the hairy manliness  of a lifetime.
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Post by: bradistani on August 17, 2011, 03:00:01 PM
(http://i52.tinypic.com/2rcpmxx.gif)
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Post by: dr.chimps on August 17, 2011, 03:00:36 PM
Dongz bringing the hairy manliness  of a lifetime.

I could do without.

*shrugs* reaches for another beer *shrugs*  
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Post by: Hulkotron on August 17, 2011, 03:04:07 PM
First reply settled it, not sure how this thread got to three pages.
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Post by: newmom on August 17, 2011, 03:08:45 PM
ive got pics in the waiting..   :)


good to know kiddo
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Post by: DK II on August 18, 2011, 06:20:36 PM
well I don't eat pizza, I hate cheese except ricotta and cream cheese

Wow, i didn't know you were THAT racist....  :o :o :o :o :o :o
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Post by: newmom on August 18, 2011, 06:39:27 PM
Wow, i didn't know you were THAT racist....  :o :o :o :o :o :o

LOL..cheese is more italian if anything. I guess I'm racist towards myself..WIN
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Post by: DK II on August 18, 2011, 10:40:52 PM
LOL..cheese is more italian if anything. I guess I'm racist towards myself..WIN


 :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
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Post by: GroinkTropin on August 18, 2011, 11:01:05 PM
You cant even stick to a diet or a set rountine for more than 3 days plus you told us you were going to be the first drug free pro because your genetics were that great yet the pic you showed us you looked like a ginger kid with 200 pds of shit stuffed in a 50pd bag - plus plus plus you have used drugs in the past so how can you be a "natural" pro ?

Pray tell us why we should take any advice you give serriously ?  ???

You can troll better than this bud....If you feel like seeing what I look like, get your ass to the npc sacramento nov 4th. I will be competing and chilling with Ron and a few other getbiggers....Of course, I assume you wouldn't have the balls to shake my hand, assuming you even made it to the show..Oh why do I bother...
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Post by: WillGrant on August 20, 2011, 02:30:49 AM
You can troll better than this bud....If you feel like seeing what I look like, get your ass to the npc sacramento nov 4th. I will be competing and chilling with Ron and a few other getbiggers....Of course, I assume you wouldn't have the balls to shake my hand, assuming you even made it to the show..Oh why do I bother...
It wasn't trolling - it is based on everything you have said  ::)

Last week you were saying you couldnt do cardio with out feeling burnt out so training pretty much ceases fullstop as you cant hack it - yet now you are competing in NOV haha ffs you are all over the place like a mad womens piss - are you off your meds  ???

Why would I want to travel to another country to shake the hand of guy who seems to have two personalitys that say's two things that dont match  ???

And having the balls ? haha yeah ok tough guy  ::)
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Post by: Deicide on August 20, 2011, 02:38:45 AM
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