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Take the test - how smart are you?
« on: September 21, 2011, 07:47:59 PM »
There are 4 questions. Don't miss one.

1.   How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

Stop and think about it and decide on your answer before you scroll down.


 








The correct answer is:  Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.






2.  How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
      




 
 
 
Did you say, open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?

Wrong answer.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.













3.   The Lion King is hosting an Animal Conference.  All the animals attend  ....  except one.   Which animal does not attend?






















Correct  Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there.   This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.







4.  There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and  
you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?















Correct  Answer:  You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Conference.  This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
  

According  to Anderson Consulting Worldwide,  around 90% of the Professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many  preschoolers got several correct answers.  Anderson Consulting says this conclusively proves the theory that most professionals do not have the brains of a four-year-old.

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Re: HOW DUMB ARE GETBIGGERS??
« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2011, 07:54:33 PM »
And why exactly would we expect Getbiggers to be any different?

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Re: HOW DUMB ARE GETBIGGERS??
« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2011, 07:59:32 PM »
wow, that was truly truly stupid.

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Re: HOW DUMB ARE GETBIGGERS??
« Reply #3 on: September 21, 2011, 08:00:45 PM »
^^^^ yes
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Re: HOW DUMB ARE GETBIGGERS??
« Reply #4 on: September 21, 2011, 08:01:45 PM »
well I represented getbig very well since I got all fours wrong lol

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Re: HOW DUMB ARE GETBIGGERS??
« Reply #5 on: September 21, 2011, 08:02:01 PM »
There isn't a fridge large enough to fit a giraffe... Test fail!

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Re: HOW DUMB ARE GETBIGGERS??
« Reply #6 on: September 21, 2011, 08:32:10 PM »
wow, that was truly truly stupid.

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Re: HOW DUMB ARE GETBIGGERS??
« Reply #7 on: September 21, 2011, 08:41:37 PM »
Perhaps a more realistic test, other than a fucking elephant and giraffe going into a fridge. Most people are going to think its a trick question, given its unrealistic nature, thus they are going to overthink the test. Does not prove anything, except the fact that most people will realize what a dumb "test" it is.
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Re: HOW DUMB ARE GETBIGGERS??
« Reply #8 on: September 21, 2011, 11:22:27 PM »
The test would be better tailored for getbiggers if you ask questions like this:

What would you hit first: a chilled elephant or a chilled giraffe?

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Re: HOW DUMB ARE GETBIGGERS??
« Reply #9 on: September 22, 2011, 12:23:58 AM »
I call bullshit on the elephant, pics or it didn't happen.

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Re: HOW DUMB ARE GETBIGGERS??
« Reply #10 on: September 22, 2011, 12:27:42 AM »
What was Jay Cutler doing in the fridge?

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Re: HOW DUMB ARE GETBIGGERS??
« Reply #11 on: September 22, 2011, 05:31:07 AM »
Question 1 depends.. Is the giraffe a lifetime natural on steroids and it would fit, but not if it is on legit gh + insulina and has blown itself from within

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Re: HOW DUMB ARE GETBIGGERS??
« Reply #12 on: September 22, 2011, 05:39:14 AM »
i heard this quiz when i was 10 or younger!!.. i believe it's originally arabic..


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Re: HOW DUMB ARE GETBIGGERS??
« Reply #13 on: September 22, 2011, 05:46:24 AM »
Which animal had the prettiest thong
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Re: HOW DUMB ARE GETBIGGERS??
« Reply #14 on: September 22, 2011, 05:53:37 AM »
Total BS! The giraffe has no foundation. Such a sad cult, this animal kingdom

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Re: HOW DUMB ARE GETBIGGERS??
« Reply #15 on: September 22, 2011, 05:56:58 AM »
There isn't a fridge large enough to fit a giraffe... Test fail!
Jay is...

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Re: HOW DUMB ARE GETBIGGERS??
« Reply #16 on: September 22, 2011, 05:58:53 AM »
Jay is...

Unfortunately eating giraffes has destroyed his waistline.