Swede is so short, he can do pullups off the curb.
baaam
Swede is so short, he was the model for this trophy
Swede is so short, he once mistook Bridget the midget for The big show
Swede is so short he does bench press with 2 breath mints stuck to both ends of a toothpick!
Bullshit, 2 breathmints would crush Swede!
swede is so short he goes swimming in his fishtank