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Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: Ken Fresno on March 24, 2014, 12:14:56 PM

I have everything I need, needles, syringes and test, its time to enter the dark side but I need some help with technical questions.

I am planning on shooting test tonight, filming it and posting it (its legal to take test in my country and I have doctors prescription)!

I need an experienced volunteer to come on Skype and help me figure this shit out.  ??? ::)

Thanks in advance.

Peace



Shoot it intravenously. The more air bubbles the better.
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: _aj_ on March 24, 2014, 12:19:50 PM
Google "IM Glute injections"
wash hands
Find your targeted place (right side if you are right handed)
clean said area with isopropyl maniacally
draw test into syringe
find target area
push pin all the way
slowly depress plunger
remove pin, cap it and put it into sharps container
if bleeding, staunch bleeding
vigorously massage glute as PIP will occur (says the guy with an aching ass)
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: bradistani on March 24, 2014, 12:21:14 PM
Google "IM Glute injections"
wash hands
Find your targeted place (right side if you are right handed)
clean said area with isopropyl maniacally
draw test into syringe
find target area
push pin all the way
slowly depress plunger
remove pin, cap it and put it into sharps container
if bleeding, staunch bleeding
vigorously massage glute as PIP will occur (says the guy with an aching ass)

my buttock throbs just reading that  :-[
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: _aj_ on March 24, 2014, 12:22:41 PM

Do I have to do my ass?

Cant I do mu quad?

Also do I really need alcohol and cotton but thing??? Cos I don't think I have that.

Will Vodka do instead? I am being serious, its Alcohol right?!



Quad will probably hurt more
Don't be an idiot with the vodka, go get cotton balls and isopropyl.
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: Cleanest Natural on March 24, 2014, 12:23:25 PM
I'll help you with pinning. PM me and we'll talk
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: Rascal full on March 24, 2014, 12:36:05 PM

But the thing is bro I drive a lot and sit on my arse at work in front of the computer so I really don't want to have a sore arse for a week (seriously) and you told me few days ago that it didn't hurt and now your saying its gonna hurt! WTF man your making me scared now!


You are pinning your glute muscle not the fatty part of your ass! It doesn't hurt and is really much easier than it appears now. If you are really unsure do you have anyone that you trust to do it for you?
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: _aj_ on March 24, 2014, 12:38:53 PM

But the thing is bro I drive a lot and sit on my arse at work in front of the computer so I really don't want to have a sore arse for a week (seriously) and you told me few days ago that it didn't hurt and now your saying its gonna hurt! WTF man your making me scared now!



I sit all day and drive too. That doesn't hurt. But there is some longer-term ache like pain in the glute for a couple of days. I am told that fades the more that you pin.
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: syntaxmachine on March 24, 2014, 12:43:31 PM
Regarding the needles: the 'g' denotes gauge, not grams, brotha
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: Icelord on March 24, 2014, 12:44:31 PM
Btw, I recorded this video so even if you take it down, it'll be around forever. ;)
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: _aj_ on March 24, 2014, 12:45:16 PM
Wasn't Skorpio going to do it for you (ALL HOMO)?
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: Icelord on March 24, 2014, 12:52:12 PM

That's fine I don't care and

I am not doing anything illegal as steroids legal in my country and I have doctors script


Oh, I know. I just think taking down all your videos cheapens your storied getbig career and brings your mental state into question every time you do it. So now I'm saving them for posterity so we can all enjoy them in the future.
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: gee38 on March 24, 2014, 12:54:03 PM
fantastically funny vid

key moments


doesn't know his left from right

23 gramme needles

shoot it up my arse



top gimmick- quite funny

also the yank accent has gone!

very good

Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: Icelord on March 24, 2014, 12:57:06 PM
btw
unscrew the cap off the larger needle and place the smaller gauge on it instead when you're ready to inject. The larger needles are for thick oil-based steroids otherwise the plunger won't pull shit through the narrow needle eye. You use that for the actual pinning afterward.
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: the trainer on March 24, 2014, 12:59:55 PM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-q_-LbR0s6NU/T3h2QXgF9UI/AAAAAAAAQ5M/rora6bkyXdk/s1600/Boy_gets_darted02.jpg)
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: Shockwave on March 24, 2014, 01:22:57 PM
Quads are way mire painful to inject, and cause way more irritation post injection. The swelling in your quad can make it feel like someone gave you a dead leg for 2 days (that means feels like someone hit you so hard in the quad that the muscle doesnt want to move nornally)

I prefer ass, and occasionally delts. I do quads RARELY, even though I pin 3x weekly. (I use almost all short esthers)
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: Nails on March 24, 2014, 01:25:55 PM
if you are so rich




why is your master bedroom in an Attic  ???
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: Icelord on March 24, 2014, 01:28:28 PM
if you are so rich




why is your master bedroom in an Attic  ???
All GB millionaires post from their closets/attics/bathrooms. Their work office is strictly for closing 8-figure real estate or global supply chain deals via video conferencing with other magnates and gov't officials across 8-monitor flatscreen LED monitors across their massive desks.
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: Grape Ape on March 24, 2014, 01:29:08 PM
Btw, I recorded this video so even if you take it down, it'll be around forever. ;)

Gayer than recording a youtube video and making a threat....
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: Icelord on March 24, 2014, 01:30:01 PM
Gayer than recording a youtube video and making a threat....
Nothing is gayer than that.
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: Palpatine Q on March 24, 2014, 01:38:25 PM
I'm a quad guy myself.  I like being able to see what I'm doing and not twisting around like a pretzel when it comes to pushing 1 1/2 inch needles into my body
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: bigmc on March 24, 2014, 01:45:21 PM
I'm a quad guy myself.  I like being able to see what I'm doing and not twisting around like a pretzel when it comes to pushing 1 1/2 inch needles into my body

delts and triceps
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: TEMPER on March 24, 2014, 02:27:35 PM
This man is too stupid to even pay attention to.
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: The True Adonis on March 24, 2014, 02:30:27 PM

I have everything I need, needles, syringes and test, its time to enter the dark side but I need some help with technical questions.

I am planning on shooting test tonight, filming it and posting it (its legal to take test in my country and I have doctors prescription)!

I need an experienced volunteer to come on Skype and help me figure this shit out.  ??? ::)

Thanks in advance.

Peace


I like you Junior, but you have a mental problem of some sorts.  Of course, you already know this.
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: The True Adonis on March 24, 2014, 02:33:11 PM
You should stay natural.  You are going to royally screw yourself up.  You do NOT have the personality for juicing in my opinion.  This will not end well at all.   
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: Icelord on March 24, 2014, 02:34:56 PM
You should stay natural.  You are going to royally screw yourself up.  You do NOT have the personality for juicing in my opinion.  This will not end well at all.   
He has the personality of someone who wants drugs to iron out his wildly unhealthy lifestyle choices and lack of motivation. Sounds like most aspiring IFBB pros to me.

 :D
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: Bear232 on March 24, 2014, 02:42:52 PM
It isn't rocket science.
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: Parker on March 24, 2014, 02:44:05 PM
I knew the first response was gonna be stupid it always is, usually the 4th post is the most serious one statistically, I have been keeping track.
statistically, every post of yours is stupid. We've been keeping track.
Seriously, ask someone at the gym for help.
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: Simple Simon on March 24, 2014, 02:52:39 PM
You should stay natural.  You are going to royally screw yourself up.  You do NOT have the personality for juicing in my opinion.  This will not end well at all.   

It wont even start.
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: Vince B on March 24, 2014, 03:18:22 PM
UJ. You said your doctor told you that you need surgery on both shoulders and you are planning to inject testosterone? You need help. If both shoulders have bursitis it shows you have been training incorrectly and have destroyed connective tissue. So if you train harder after taking test you will aggravate any injuries you have. I could help you train but I doubt you would listen to sensible advice. Relying on Getbig is a recipe for disaster.

Do you believe that women will find you more attractive if you have bigger muscles? We had a guy called Pinhead who figured if he got his arms up to 18 /2 inches that girls would like him. He was over 6-3. Well, he eventually did get his arms that big. We asked him if he finally got the girls. He said the sluts just wanted a ride in his car! LOL. There you are, be warned. You can talk and are genuine. Those qualities are sufficient to get just about any gal.

BTW, why ask for information on Getbig of all places? Just Google for whatever information you need. Even do a search on Youtube for advice about how to inject steroids. It is all there.

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Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: Icelord on March 24, 2014, 03:20:17 PM
Vince the voice of reason in this thread.  :D
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: Simple Simon on March 24, 2014, 03:23:33 PM
UJ. You said your doctor told you that you need surgery on both shoulders and you are planning to inject testosterone? You need help. If both shoulders have bursitis it shows you have been training incorrectly and have destroyed connective tissue. So if you train harder after taking test you will aggravate any injuries you have. I could help you train but I doubt you would listen to sensible advice. Relying on Getbig is a recipe for disaster.

Do you believe that women will find you more attractive if you have bigger muscles? We had a guy called Pinhead who figured if he got his arms up to 18 /2 inches that girls would like him. He was over 6-3. Well, he eventually did get his arms that big. We asked him if he finally got the girls. He said the sluts just wanted a ride in his car! LOL. There you are, be warned. You can talk and are genuine. Those qualities are sufficient to get just about any gal.

BTW, why ask for information on Getbig of all places? Just Google for whatever information you need. Even do a search on Youtube for advice about how to inject steroids. It is all there.

[ Invalid YouTube link ]20in%20thigh&sm=1

Genuine????
You're kidding , right?

He doesn't have a genuine bone in his body.
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: Nails on March 24, 2014, 03:29:24 PM
Genuine????
You're kidding , right?

He doesn't have a genuine bone in his body.

a regular William James Sidis  he is   ::)
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: Nails on March 24, 2014, 03:33:24 PM
LMFAO .,,, im starting to like this guy  ;D
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: Icelord on March 24, 2014, 03:34:40 PM
You should be trying to pin on the upper outer part of your glutes. The middle is the fattest part. You are trying to hit muscle, not fat, and the needle tip isnt that long. You really should do your leaner body parts until you lose some arse lard. Its also not uncommon to feel dizzy or even nauseous after pinning correctly the first few times. If you feel nothing, Im not so sure you nailed it, so to speak.
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: King Shizzo on March 24, 2014, 03:36:18 PM
statistically, every post of yours is stupid. We've been keeping track.
Seriously, ask someone at the gym for help.
Parker, stop trying to sound like you know everything about everything.  

That makes you annoying. You sound very conceited. What was your profession again?
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: _aj_ on March 24, 2014, 03:37:07 PM
Well, kudos. And you filmed it.
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: Simple Simon on March 24, 2014, 03:39:19 PM
What some people will do for attention is beyond words.
I really hope this guy doesn't end up blowing his brains out on here.






Then again…..
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: King Shizzo on March 24, 2014, 03:43:22 PM
What some people will do for attention is beyond words.
I really hope this guy doesn't end up blowing his brains out on here.






Then again…..
Screw you Simon. Joon makes things interesting around here.  He contributes more then you do.
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: Nails on March 24, 2014, 03:43:38 PM
Uncle June, adding the finishing touches to this already mr. universe build




(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=310968.0;attach=351226;image)
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: Simple Simon on March 24, 2014, 03:46:36 PM
Screw you Simon. Joon makes things interesting around here.  He contributes more then you do.

Yep, he contributes piles of bullshit and lies that seem to fool people into posting and taking him seriously.

Guys a fucking idiot.

You have much in common.
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: King Shizzo on March 24, 2014, 03:48:04 PM
Yep, he contributes piles of bullshit and lies that seem to fool people into posting and taking him seriously.

Guys a fucking idiot.

You have much in common.
All you do is cut people down 99% of the time.
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: Simple Simon on March 24, 2014, 03:52:23 PM
All you do is cut people down 99% of the time.

Pray tell what do you add to the forum?

Let me get some popcorn.
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: Icelord on March 24, 2014, 03:55:55 PM


Wait so you don't think I did it properly?

Why cos I injected into fat?

I don't think I did cos the muscle around that area hurts and did down the side of my leg but feels better now (I think)

But I didn't feel sick or nauseous at all.

Should I do another one just to be on the safe side and skip Wednesday injection.

Actually you know what I don't like pinning my ass, its too difficult, next time I will just do front quad cos I got good leg muscles.


Quad is full of veins and has a large artery or two
do the side delt, listen to people who told you so already
your shoulders will hurt when you sleep on your side but youll definitely inject intramuscularly
the glutes are hit and miss unless youre lean and have obvious ass definition
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: King Shizzo on March 24, 2014, 03:56:23 PM
Pray tell what do you add to the forum?

Let me get some popcorn.
I am a healthy mix of praise, cutdowns, and info.

You are just a hateful person. Try to be a well-rounded Simon, instead of a Simple Simon.

You are a one trick pony.
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: Simple Simon on March 24, 2014, 03:56:37 PM


Wait so you don't think I did it properly?

Why cos I injected into fat?

I don't think I did cos the muscle around that area hurts and did down the side of my leg but feels better now (I think)

But I didn't feel sick or nauseous at all.

Should I do another one just to be on the safe side and skip Wednesday injection.

Actually you know what I don't like pinning my ass, its too difficult, next time I will just do front quad cos I got good leg muscles.



That bit there guys, thats the bit he wants you to pick up on and correct him.
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: Simple Simon on March 24, 2014, 03:58:44 PM
HAHA Simpleton just got owned to shit.

Suck my cock dumass.

You never thought I'd do it did you!

But on an aside thanks for the link you gave me about the needles.




I got owned?
You injected yourself and posted it on the internet and I got owned.

That could haunt you for the rest of your life mate.
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: Icelord on March 24, 2014, 03:58:58 PM
lol front quad
its side quad, dufus
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: Icelord on March 24, 2014, 03:59:34 PM
I got owned?
You injected yourself and posted it on the internet and I got owned.

That could haunt you for the rest of your life mate.
aye, i saved it just in case
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: Simple Simon on March 24, 2014, 03:59:42 PM
lol front quad
its side quad, dufus

 ;D ::)
That bit there guys, thats the bit he wants you to pick up on and correct him.
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: Simple Simon on March 24, 2014, 04:01:17 PM
aye, i saved it just in case

Yep, me too, if he ever makes a name for himself in business or thinks about politics or public life I will e-mail it to the Daily Mail.   ;)
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: Icelord on March 24, 2014, 04:04:27 PM
joon, let me make it easy for you.

follow the diagram

(http://www.sciencephoto.com/image/283877/350wm/M7250106-Intramuscular_insulin_injection_into_thigh.-SPL.jpg[img]
[img]http://www.spotinjections.com/images/delt4.jpg)
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: Simple Simon on March 24, 2014, 04:05:31 PM
joon, let me make it easy for you.

follow the diagram

(http://www.sciencephoto.com/image/283877/350wm/M7250106-Intramuscular_insulin_injection_into_thigh.-SPL.jpg[img]
[img]http://www.spotinjections.com/images/delt4.jpg)
Thats two posts he got out of you with his deliberate mistake.
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: ismoseppo on March 24, 2014, 04:07:25 PM
I keep waiting to hear "Milos what are you doing in your room" from his mom.
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: syntaxmachine on March 24, 2014, 04:07:32 PM
Yep, he contributes piles of bullshit and lies that seem to fool people into posting and taking him seriously.

Mate, what would be the point of coming to Getbig sans Uncle Loon dropping his pantaloons for us, AnalHalo documenting his battles with baby mama, Hero-Win Falcon expositing his latest pseudoscientific dribble, the endless battles betwixt all the creeps and freaks, etc.?
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: Icelord on March 24, 2014, 04:07:39 PM
Thats two posts he got out of you with his deliberate mistake.
I just reread the original post and noticed the rider about doing it in the quad due to having good leg muscles.

Shouldve caught the joke.
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: Nails on March 24, 2014, 04:09:50 PM

Yes this looks much more reasonable.

Is it always a pain drawing the fucker into the syringe I had to fuck around with it like 10 times!


why dont you just use thicker needles to draw it  ??? then switch it to pin it  ???
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: Icelord on March 24, 2014, 04:09:56 PM

Yes this looks much more reasonable.

Is it always a pain drawing the fucker into the syringe I had to fuck around with it like 10 times!
Drawing the liquid out of the vial
or something else
because i told you to use a wider needle gauge for thick oil-based test
then switch the top for a smaller one if you want to pin it
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: anabolichalo on March 24, 2014, 04:11:16 PM
Uncle June, adding the finishing touches to this already mr. universe build




(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=310968.0;attach=351226;image)
stopped eating heavy
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: ismoseppo on March 24, 2014, 04:11:26 PM
someone better save more than youtube if they are saving vids---junior wipes out his entire youtube collection every week
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: Icelord on March 24, 2014, 04:12:15 PM
stopped eating heavy
bad angle
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: Simple Simon on March 24, 2014, 04:14:42 PM
someone better save more than youtube if they are saving vids---junior wipes out his entire youtube collection every week
Evidence that hes trolling the boards.

Dont worry, its saved as an MP4
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: Parker on March 24, 2014, 04:17:58 PM
Parker, stop being sarcastic...


fixed.
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: King Shizzo on March 24, 2014, 04:22:26 PM
My shoulder is way fucked but I kinda have this urge to see how many push ups I can do right now!


Sponsor me Junior!!!
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: Icelord on March 24, 2014, 04:22:55 PM
My shoulder is way fucked but I kinda have this urge to see how many push ups I can do right now!


Deca could've helped with joint issues slightly.
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: Icelord on March 24, 2014, 04:26:04 PM
Gotchya I guess that was a mistake cos I drew with 23 and pinned with same.

I got 25, what should I use to draw 29's???

Tell me so I get some tomorrow.

I'm also gonna pin 4IU GH tonight before I go bed and stick at 4IU everyday.

Also I wanna add an oral soon.

so the crash diet programme to get down to 11 stone is rescinded, I take it
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: King Shizzo on March 24, 2014, 04:26:12 PM
Haha....hmmmm....ok, how many pushups you think you can do?

Form is important though, proper ones!

Give me a line
Hahahaha I meant gear.

It's not like I am DEA or anything.
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: Icelord on March 24, 2014, 04:31:27 PM

Well kinda but I am starting huge fuck off diet from tomorrow cos I am just way too obese right now cos I ate too much shit in Dubai.

I am gonna eat something like 150g protein, 100g carbs and 50-60g fat and try to keep things between 1500-1700 calories.

I'll probably add 100 T4 to go with the GH soon too and see how things go.

You know what suddenly I am feeling a bit nauseous now.

About the needle size to draw so what size should I use to draw 25 or 29 or what?

Buy a few samplers of both if you have the choice. A box if a waste if they turn out to be unnecessary.

Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: Icelord on March 24, 2014, 04:32:56 PM
Huh wut? You wanna do gear?


His 33-year bulk is over. He's finally ready to start his 15-year cut.
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: King Shizzo on March 24, 2014, 04:34:36 PM
Huh wut? You wanna do gear?


Hell yeah!!! I would be the perfect case study.
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: King Shizzo on March 24, 2014, 04:41:18 PM
You being serious cos that could probably be arranged!  :D

Getbig wouldn't be able to handle a buff Shizzo.
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: gee38 on March 24, 2014, 04:43:29 PM
shizzo i will as an olive branch sponsor you to undergo a cut. i will sort out the funds and the gear to take.

you up for it?
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: _aj_ on March 24, 2014, 04:51:01 PM
shizzo i will as an olive branch sponsor you to undergo a cut. i will sort out the funds and the gear to take.

you up for it?

Knee-grow, please. He wouldn't even sign up for $5000 to lose 20 pounds. He sure as fuck isn't going to use AAS.
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: King Shizzo on March 24, 2014, 04:52:06 PM
shizzo i will as an olive branch sponsor you to undergo a cut. i will sort out the funds and the gear to take.

you up for it?
I am all ears. What do you suggest?
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: gee38 on March 24, 2014, 04:52:21 PM
take 2g of DNP every morning

the weight will drop off
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: Vince B on March 24, 2014, 05:15:02 PM
Lunacy and behaving like a complete fool. If you are going to use anabolic drugs you need to eat more to gain muscle, not diet! U J has joined Goodrum as board buffoons!
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: Icelord on March 24, 2014, 05:16:52 PM
take 2g of DNP every morning

the weight will drop off
as will his kidneys and liver
PIP
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: TEMPER on March 24, 2014, 06:18:12 PM
Gotchya I guess that was a mistake cos I drew with 23 and pinned with same.

I got 25, what should I use to draw 29's???

Tell me so I get some tomorrow.

I'm also gonna pin 4IU GH tonight before I go bed and stick at 4IU everyday.

Also I wanna add an oral soon.


I fucking hate you so fucking much...Words cannot describe the rage that burns for you..
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: Mawse on March 24, 2014, 06:24:29 PM
(http://horrorfanzine.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/anguish-04.jpg)

try this technique next time, and stick another one up your ass while you're doing it.

Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: visualizeperfection on March 24, 2014, 06:38:47 PM
Joon,

have you gained any weight since becoming juiced to the gills?
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: Icelord on March 24, 2014, 06:40:12 PM
Joon,

have you gained any weight since becoming juiced to the gills?
He's going to make a new video tomorrow morning at 9 a.m. GMT of himself using a tape to measure the extra 0.0000000000000000001mm in lower body mass from the slight swelling under his left ass cheek from the injection. Proof that the drug protocol is working.
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: Parker on March 24, 2014, 06:57:00 PM
He's going to make a new video tomorrow morning at 9 a.m. GMT of himself using a tape to measure the extra 0.0000000000000000001mm in lower body mass from the slight swelling under his left ass cheek from the injection. Proof that the drug protocol is working.
He's probably making money off of bets...bets he won't do this, won't do that, won't gains weight, how much weight, etc.
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: visualizeperfection on March 24, 2014, 06:58:22 PM
He's probably making money off of bets...bets he won't do this, won't do that, won't gains weight, how much weight, etc.

smart man this junior character.

works a crowd in his own way.

people say what they want, but joon is capitalizing on the fact that we are talking, nonetheless.
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: Parker on March 24, 2014, 07:05:17 PM
smart man this junior character.

works a crowd in his own way.

people say what they want, but joon is capitalizing on the fact that we are talking, nonetheless.
One big work...he said that he made money off of Shizzo's old handle. He said that he wanted to buy Getbig to make money off of it.
So what's to say that he is not trying or making money off this latest escapade? Or the BS situation?
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: Vince B on March 24, 2014, 07:11:56 PM
The sad thing is BS adores guys with good physiques. UJ feels inadequate in the muscles department so figures he needs a quick path to win her heart. He claims she loves him but.....who here believes that? BS is the resident female critic and bullshit detector. Are we to believe this smart, witty gal is going to fall in love with a novice in the romance department? Sounds preposterous but the heart often moves in irrational ways and UJ might get lucky. He definitely is vulnerable and needs someone solid in his life. All these public displays of affection would turn any sensible gal off. Trouble is how does she get rid of this crazy suitor? Good question.

UJ reminds me of the Knights of old who did dangerous things to win a gal's heart. What a saga. The little Pommie battler is trying his best but coming up short. Now which needle do I use?!
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: Icelord on March 24, 2014, 07:15:47 PM
UJ reminds me of the Knights of old who did dangerous things to win a gal's heart. What a saga. The little Pommie battler is trying his best but coming up short. Now which needle do I use?![/color]
And much like the knights of the 21st century, buying flowers for women whose feelings they're trying to win over and showering them with flattery by text or voicecalls
those gals are busy with a mouthful of alpha cock attached to men who treat them like sluts and slap their dicks in their face, and buy them no gifts
history does repeat itself indeed
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: _aj_ on March 25, 2014, 04:09:36 AM
The sad thing is BS adores guys with good physiques. UJ feels inadequate in the muscles department so figures he needs a quick path to win her heart. He claims she loves him but.....who here believes that? BS is the resident female critic and bullshit detector. Are we to believe this smart, witty gal is going to fall in love with a novice in the romance department? Sounds preposterous but the heart often moves in irrational ways and UJ might get lucky. He definitely is vulnerable and needs someone solid in his life. All these public displays of affection would turn any sensible gal off. Trouble is how does she get rid of this crazy suitor? Good question.

UJ reminds me of the Knights of old who did dangerous things to win a gal's heart. What a saga. The little Pommie battler is trying his best but coming up short. Now which needle do I use?!

I think that is a gross over-simplification. The "reality" of Joon is unknowable.
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: _aj_ on March 25, 2014, 04:33:43 AM
Joon,

So, if I am reading right, you are gonna be on half-gram of test, 4iu/day of growth and some orals. You never do anything halfway, do you?

Good luck and happy lifting.
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: ProudVirgin69 on March 25, 2014, 04:37:47 AM
I fucking hate you so fucking much...Words cannot describe the rage that burns for you..

Settle down, Nancy
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: visualizeperfection on March 25, 2014, 04:40:19 AM
Settle down, Nancy
are you suggesting that TEMPER is having an estrogen fueled meltdown over the curious little man with too much money?
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: Skorp1o on March 25, 2014, 04:43:43 AM
I fucking hate you so fucking much...Words cannot describe the rage that burns for you..

 ::)

Keyboard anger, chill out dude don't embarass youself, let the Joon be himself, there's lots of other threads to read.
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: Skorp1o on March 25, 2014, 04:44:43 AM
Joon,

So, if I am reading right, you are gonna be on half-gram of test, 4iu/day of growth and some orals. You never do anything halfway, do you?

Good luck and happy lifting.

Sounds like a good cycle IMO
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: Cleanest Natural on March 25, 2014, 04:48:06 AM
If you guys think Joon is dumb or naive you need your head checked. He is honest and open hearted but don't take him for a fool. If you respect people they will respect you as well.
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: Skorp1o on March 25, 2014, 04:53:21 AM
If you guys think Joon is dumb or naive you need your head checked. He is honest and open hearted but don't take him for a fool. If you respect people they will respect you as well.

^ Here
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: bigmc on March 25, 2014, 04:56:38 AM
joon is bigmc approved
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: falco on March 25, 2014, 07:37:05 AM
Shoot it intravenously. The more air bubbles the better.

This. For every ml of oil inject at least 2 of air. And remember, make sure you have hited a major arterie.
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: Swede!! on March 25, 2014, 07:55:03 AM
Gotchya I guess that was a mistake cos I drew with 23 and pinned with same.

I got 25, what should I use to draw 29's???

Tell me so I get some tomorrow.

I'm also gonna pin 4IU GH tonight before I go bed and stick at 4IU everyday.

Also I wanna add an oral soon.


So after Talking to Sev on skype you managed to do two things

Draw and pin with the same needle
And inject in the middle of your cheek?

Didn't you ask sev about this?

Draw with the thickest needle you have and then change to another one depending on what muscle group you're injecting. Blue thigh/glute and orange for delt.

And look at this site before next injection.

http://www.spotinjections.com/index3.htm

and why not asprirate? better safe thjen sorry.

And why start of by waving around the clean needle? Keep the cap on it until last sec.
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: _aj_ on March 25, 2014, 07:58:02 AM
So after Talking to Sev on skype you managed to do two things

Draw and pin with the same needle
And inject in the middle of your cheek?

Didn't you ask sev about this?

Draw with the thickest needle you have and then change to another one depending on what muscle group you're intecjting.

And look at this site before next injection.

http://www.spotinjections.com/index3.htm

I draw and inject with the 23g. I have a bunch of 25g, but I am betting it'll take 10 minutes to pull a cc of oil in with that thing.
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: Swede!! on March 25, 2014, 08:05:45 AM
No I think the confusion on my part arose from the fact that Sev did his demonstration using a 23g needle to draw as well as pin but I think he uses EQ and not Test so I didn't take that into account and just copied and followed suit.

I mean it was no big deal I still managed to draw the test with the 23g needle but it was hard work and I had to play around with it few times.

Next injection (I might even do another one today) I will use the 25g needle to draw and pin with the 23g as Icelord and others recommended that makes sense.

Would you say even use a bigger guage needle to draw the test or is 25g ok in your opinion? I could get 29g's too but it would involve another trip to the pharmacy.

Dont rush. This was your first inject. Wait until its time again.

Pink = draw
Blue = glute/thigh
Orange = delt.

1: (assuming 10ml bottle) Sterilize the top of it wait a few seconds and enter with the pink "needle" and draw the oil.
2: Change to the blue one. but Keep the cap on.
3: Down with your pants and Sterilize the area.
4: Remove cap (try not to scrape sides when you do), push out a Little but of oil to grease the needle (flick the syringe a bit before to make sure the bubbles get removes by the little push)
5: Push the needle in and then aspirate (if a lot of blood comes back in the needle you have to do it all over)
6: If no blood then go ahead and inject. Leave it in for a few extra sec and pull out slowly
7: Massage area.

 :)
bonus: Wash your hands before everything and dont take a massive dump in the bathroom and flush with the lid open right before inject maybe  ;D (looks like you inject in another room though)
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: Cleanest Natural on March 25, 2014, 08:08:13 AM
Fuck my life I just pinned test after 18 years of thinking about it.

That really didn't go very well.

I am not even sure if I did it properly.

I talked to Sev on Skype, what an awesome and knowledgeable guy, THANK YOU SO MUCH for helping me out, I thought I had it down.

I've got this massive pain down my leg now, shooting from my ass down to my leg, feels like sciatica.

Was such a pain in the ass to draw the thing, it wouldn't go into the goddam syringe, I think I spilled a bit.

Also suddenly I feel a bit like nervous and bit edgy and have like tingling sensation.

This so fucked up and cool in a weird way too. :o

I decided to do 500 a week, so just pinned 250 gonna do another shot on Wednesday.

I hate you guys.  ;D











 
Great job Junior. No worries, you'll get better at it. You pinned in the middle of your cheek and too deep and must have touched a nerve. It's ok. Like I showed you when I did mine: split the butt cheek in 4 and shoot in the outter upper quadrant.

I did one ampule myself for Junior so he can see how it's done on Skype. He's a cool guy. Soon enough, pinning will be second nature.
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: Simple Simon on March 25, 2014, 08:19:53 AM
Great job Junior. No worries, you'll get better at it. You pinned in the middle of your cheek and too deep and must have touched a nerve. It's ok. Like I showed you when I did mine: split the butt cheek in 4 and shoot in the outter upper quadrant.

I did one ampule myself for Junior so he can see how it's done on Skype. He's a cool guy. Soon enough, pinning will be second nature.
Fucking hell, injecting himself in an online instructional video to Uncle Joon

Sev, you criticise good old UKJEFF for wearing a thong, I will wager he's never been online showing his arse to a fuckwit from London.
For all you know and judging by his previous filming of his skype calls with BS he may have it all recorded.

Sev, you dick.
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: Cleanest Natural on March 25, 2014, 08:31:29 AM
Thanks brother your awesome and helped me out a whole bunch, really appreciate it.

I forgot a few things like you said but next one will be perfect.

Do you think its better to do Test E 250mg Mondays & Thursdays for two shots.

Or does it make a difference if I do 500mg all in one go since Test E is a long ester?

Peace
Just shoot EOD or every 3rd day. Don't count them weekly. That's what I do.

You will do great. I remeber being nervous before shooting my first amp. I was 17 I think.
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: Simple Simon on March 25, 2014, 08:32:45 AM
Just shoot EOD or every 3rd day. Don't count them weekly. That's what I do.

You will do great. I remeber being nervous before shooting my first amp. I was 17 I think.

250mgs test e EOD????

Sev, hes not going for the British title and a pro card this year.
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: Swede!! on March 25, 2014, 08:32:57 AM
Thanks I got it.

The only thing is I don't have Pink needles (I only have Orange and Blue) so I will have to buy some pink ones (that's ok cos I like pink & purple  ;D)

Also I have ampoules not "10ml bottle" but that's fine.

The only thing I didn't understand in your post is what you mean by "aspirate", does that basically mean before you push the test in, pull out to see if you've hit a vein or something depending on if you see blood or not? Guessing that's what that means, I forgot to do that yesterday though Sev did show me.

I think I was too nervous but next one will be better.



I think you should get a few pink ones. You can use blue ones until then.

Aspirate means exactly what you thought. After its all the way in, pull the plunger(?) out a bit (try to keep the needle all the way in while doing this) and check for blood. A little is ok. A lot isn't the best.  :)
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: Swede!! on March 25, 2014, 08:34:12 AM
Just shoot EOD or every 3rd day. Don't count them weekly. That's what I do.

You will do great. I remeber being nervous before shooting my first amp. I was 17 I think.

Calm down you eastern european you lol.

Uncle. Do 1ml e5d. Nice and relaxed first cycle. Very standard first cycle on test E. Im sure sure americans and some other people would prefer to blast right away. But keep it simple and see how you react etc :)
If you get sides, then you know that maybe you need to bring it down to e4d to keep levels more steady etc.
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: Cleanest Natural on March 25, 2014, 08:34:41 AM
250mgs test e EOD????

Sev, hes not going for the British title and a pro card this year.
it was just an example.. the idea is to keep blood levels stable.. so I shoot after this schedule not a 7 day week .. you need even numbers. Relax ukjeff
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: Cleanest Natural on March 25, 2014, 08:35:20 AM
Calm down you eastern european you lol.

Uncle. Do 1ml e5d. Nice and relaxed first cycle.
:D

you should post your pic so he knows who he is getting advice from  ;D
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: Swede!! on March 25, 2014, 08:37:19 AM
:D

you should post your pic so he knows who he is getting advice from  ;D

Im in solid shape at the moment. Small but in shape.

Better then your beach photo at least  ;D
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: Simple Simon on March 25, 2014, 08:37:37 AM
it was just an example.. the idea is to keep blood levels stable.. so I shoot after this schedule not a 7 day week .. you need even numbers. Relax ukjeff

Why?
Are you saying your body is ruled by a calendar and a clock?
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: Cleanest Natural on March 25, 2014, 08:40:31 AM
Why?
Are you saying your body is ruled by a calendar and a clock?
you are either missing the point or plain stupid .. think more.
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: Simple Simon on March 25, 2014, 08:41:20 AM
you are either missing the point or plain stupid .. think more.

Its only the half lifes you need to consider.
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: Cleanest Natural on March 25, 2014, 08:45:01 AM
Its only the half lifes you need to consider.
don't worry about it .. mind your own business and live life
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: Cleanest Natural on March 25, 2014, 08:51:23 AM
Right so will stick with the original script of 1ml every Monday and Thursday.

Ok one more question if you don't mind and I think we touched on this a little bit yesterday.

I want to have preventative measure against possible hairloss although looking at my family (close or extended) MPB is nowhere to be found and actually most people have thick hair.

Regardless I have finateride which I was considering taking.

The question is:

a) should I take it/is it neccessary?
b) if so then how much will 1mg be sufficient or do I do what halo does and take 5mg a day.

The main concern is that I have heard and its says on the leaflet it can cause you to lose your sex drive completely and sometimes its irreversible.

Any thoughts?


hairloss is purely genetical .. nothing to do with roids IMO

Ronnie had a full head of hair after 25 years of megadosing and I started getting bald at 19 .. so there's your proof
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: _aj_ on March 25, 2014, 08:54:09 AM
Hey AJ,

So let me take this straight goes i'm gonna do my second shot soon.

You draw and inject with the 23g???? Don't you find it a big pain in the ass?

Or are you saying you draw with the 25g and pin with the 23?

Also how else are you feeling so far? Anything else to report?

I woke up today feeling really good and proud of myself. I hit the gym and did legs,back,arms and abs and I am going back gym later to do some cardio.

I am kinda been feeling my appetite going up a bit.

I was supposed to do another shot on Thursday cos I am doing this 250mg Monday 250mg Thursday but I wanna do another shot today.

Also bro are you taking Propecia for potential hairloss?

I am gonna start 1mg Propecia today, is that enough? Or should I go higher?



Draw and pin with the same 23g needle. I don't feel it at all going in. My glute is a little sore today, nothing bad. I did glutes today in the gym, which caused a little more PIP last week. Didn't go as heavy this time.
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: Simple Simon on March 25, 2014, 08:55:56 AM
don't worry about it .. mind your own business and live life
Sev passing on his knowledge.
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: Simple Simon on March 25, 2014, 09:00:47 AM
Right so will stick with the original script of 1ml every Monday and Thursday.

Ok one more question if you don't mind and I think we touched on this a little bit yesterday.

I want to have preventative measure against possible hairloss although looking at my family (close or extended) MPB is nowhere to be found and actually most people have thick hair.

Regardless I have finateride which I was considering taking.

The question is:

a) should I take it/is it neccessary?
b) if so then how much will 1mg be sufficient or do I do what halo does and take 5mg a day.

The main concern is that I have heard and its says on the leaflet it can cause you to lose your sex drive completely and sometimes its irreversible.

Any thoughts?



Uncle joon subtly trolling Sev.
Sev not quick enough on the uptake to see it.

Joon, you have to make it easy for him.
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: Skorp1o on March 25, 2014, 09:41:40 AM
Wasn't Skorpio going to do it for you (ALL HOMO)?

 >:(

There's absolutely nothing homosexual about a man injecting another man with a hormonally filled subtstance deep into his arse.
Title: Re: Life, Girls & Entering the Dark Side Video
Post by: Dago_Joe on March 25, 2014, 10:19:56 AM
>:(

There's absolutely nothing homosexual about a man injecting another man with a hormonally filled subtstance deep into his arse.

As long as there is no eye contact it's not gay.