Lol you dress like an 60 year old. That is, when you're not wearing a track suit (oh brother)
At least you recognize the value of making sure your tacky choices fit. Let me guess, you have multiple tribal tattoos as well as some of Chinese characters?
I wear track pants everyday... since I spend the majority of my waking hours in the gym, and the AC gets cold, so i'd rather look professional and wear a matching jacket than some random hoodie. Am I supposed to wear some Cole Haan's, or Rockports, or Ferragamo's with fitted jeans to the gym?
and tacky? I dress like I give a fuck. have fun with your cargo pants and Air Jordans and Ed Hardy tee's... with no watch.
and I don't have any tribal ink (that was played out before I started)... but I do have a sentence/phrase in chinese down my shin, and ink elsewhere. Written in Chinese so I know what it says when I see it, but others don't. don't compare me to some jersey shore guido.