Gonna Try

[disturbia]

So I am actually gonna put in attempts to get laid. I have put zero effort in over the last 4 years, and my total times in the sack over that period is probably 9-12.  I have dropped some weight, grown my hair back and am in a better financial position (especially after winning that tournament last night), and am gonna put the old college try in. Now being that I am a big fan of girls with a little beef on them (I hate stick chicks), I think my chances are good.  Any tips are welcome (sevastase help a brother out).

[DK II]

So I am actually gonna put in attempts to get laid. I have put zero effort in over the last 4 years, and my total times in the sack over that period is probably 9-12.  I have dropped some weight, grown my hair back and am in a better financial position (especially after winning that tournament last night), and am gonna put the old college try in. Now being that I am a big fan of girls with a little beef on them (I hate stick chicks), I think my chances are good.  Any tips are welcome (sevastase help a brother out).

oh boy.

we need QB here fast.

[disturbia]

oh boy.

we need QB here fast.

I would think this is an emergency case--yes?

[bigmc]

So I am actually gonna put in attempts to get laid. I have put zero effort in over the last 4 years, and my total times in the sack over that period is probably 9-12.  I have dropped some weight, grown my hair back and am in a better financial position (especially after winning that tournament last night), and am gonna put the old college try in. Now being that I am a big fan of girls with a little beef on them (I hate stick chicks), I think my chances are good.  Any tips are welcome (sevastase help a brother out).

best way too get laid

is to act like you don't give a fuck about getting laid

[bodybuilder1234]

best way too get laid

is to act like you don't give a fuck about getting laid

But i think he has done that for 4 years

Disturbia, just pay a prostitute and be done with it

[disturbia]

But i think he has done that for 4 years

I made it into a science over the last 4 years

[bigmc]

But i think he has done that for 4 years

Disturbia, just pay a prostitute and be done with it

ha

you have to do it round girls

not sitting at home on the internet

[DK II]

best way too get laid

is to act like you don't give a fuck about getting laid

good advice, but actually you have to know when to stop pretending!!!

LMAO!

[disturbia]

But i think he has done that for 4 years

Disturbia, just pay a prostitute and be done with it

Im not paying a hooker.  I want to see if I can actually do this. Its been so long.

[DK II]

JUst go to some place where the girls are as desperate to get laid as you are, some cancer self help group or stuff like that, Fight CLub style.

[MethodGNA]

[disturbia]

JUst go to some place where the girls are as desperate to get laid as you are, some cancer self help group or stuff like that, Fight CLub style.

the thing is Im not desperate, I still truly dont care.  I just want to see if I can accomplish it, without paying a hooker

[DK II]

the thing is Im not desperate, I still truly dont care.  I just want to see if I can accomplish it, without paying a hooker

i don't give a fuck if you're desperate, SHE needs to be desperate to fuck you.

man, i hoped i could make it easier for you. 

[vitamin J]

If the bar bitch ain't bendin, you just pretendin

[ManBearPig...]

2 questions:

1. Ron, can we make this a sticky so avesher can post his progress?

2. how much money did you win in the tourney?

[tendonitis]

always remember that women are stupid.  the dumbest man is still smarter than the smartest woman (MattT excluded of course)
use this to your advantage

Good luck!

[disturbia]

2 questions:

1. Ron, can we make this a sticky so avesher can post his progress?

2. how much money did you win in the tourney?

a) if you want to sticky it have it moved to the Y board,..I will post updates AND pics (could be scary)

2. Enough that I can sit around and scratch my ass all winter and not worry

[Earl1972]

So I am actually gonna put in attempts to get laid. I have put zero effort in over the last 4 years, and my total times in the sack over that period is probably 9-12. 

how did you get lucky 9 -12 times?  they came to you or they were hookers?

E

[disturbia]

how did you get lucky 9 -12 times?  they came to you or they were hookers?

E

its my buddy's 23 year old friend ,  who, is surprisingly decent with huge boobs.  She just wanted someone to fuck with no strings, no boyfriend and I was fine with that. I have no desire for a relationship. Lemme dig out a pic of her.

If she okays the face part I will change it, but Im not doin that unless she says its ok--nothin major but a  good catch for me

[Captain Equipoise]

its my buddy's 23 year old friend ,  who, is surprisingly decent with huge boobs.  She just wanted someone to fuck with no strings, no boyfriend and I was fine with that. I have no desire for a relationship. Lemme dig out a pic of her.

If she okays the face part I will change it, but Im not doin that unless she says its ok--nothin major but a  good catch for me

She's got bigger arms then ronnie coleman....wtf

[Croatch]

its my buddy's 23 year old friend ,  who, is surprisingly decent with huge boobs.  She just wanted someone to fuck with no strings, no boyfriend and I was fine with that. I have no desire for a relationship. Lemme dig out a pic of her.

If she okays the face part I will change it, but Im not doin that unless she says its ok--nothin major but a  good catch for me

DDD probably?  The arm fat just tells you, "These are real."
Personally, I like a little arm flab.  I play with it like a toy and think, "I'll never have something like this on me, so I'm going to have fun with this flappy device."
 

[disturbia]

She's got bigger arms then ronnie coleman....wtf

retard they are pressed against her side---she is 5 foot 8 and weighs 157 pounds--so like I said not a lightweight--but shes awesome and takes me for who I am and doesnt want a relationship--so tis all good--we cant all have supermodels like you Equipoise

[disturbia]

here ya fuckin savages--this is her--I like her and think shes hot , but I know you will all have a fields day with this cutting her down, so have at it

[Wiggs]

here ya fuckin savages--this is her--I like her and think shes hot , but I know you will all have a fields day with this cutting her down, so have at it

I'd crush it any day of the week.  Acceptable.

[disturbia]

I'd crush it any day of the week.  Acceptable.

thanks wiggs--not a response I expected on here