Have you ever used "getbig" language at work etc???

[The Luke]

I used one in public:

I'm racing around the boreen back roads (a boreen is a two lane road that's only 8 feet wide, you have to drive into the bushes to pass oncoming traffic) of the Irish countryside in my old sportscar, with one of my Squatching buddies from Vancouver in the passenger seat... pull up to a junction where thankfully the road is much wider. Unfortunately, the Sunday-driver in front of me makes no effort to move to the centre of the the road, he just stops and then puts on his indicator...

I lean out the side window and scream:
"Monster road positioning!"

Sunday driver: "What?"

Then a passer by shouts: "Epic timely indication asshole!"

Sunday driver: "I'll move..." he nudges to the right.

I drive on, wave to the passer by (who didn't even look like he worked out), then explain to my befuddled passenger that "It's an Irish thing".


The Luke

[Joey Tito]

I used one in public:

I'm racing around the boreen back roads (a boreen is a two lane road that's only 8 feet wide, you have to drive into the bushes to pass oncoming traffic) of the Irish countryside in my old sportscar, with one of my Squatching buddies from Vancouver in the passenger seat... pull up to a junction where thankfully the road is much wider. Unfortunately, the Sunday-driver in front of me makes no effort to move to the centre of the the road, he just stops and then puts on his indicator...

I lean out the side window and scream:
"Monster road positioning!"

Sunday driver: "What?"

Then a passer by shouts: "Epic timely indication asshole!"

Sunday driver: "I'll move..." he nudges to the right.

I drive on, wave to the passer by (who didn't even look like he worked out), then explain to my befuddled passenger that "It's an Irish thing".


The Luke

Good one, 'skinflute'

[ironneck]

i usually use "schwuler als (insert something funny)"
which means gayer than in german

hahaha good stuff

[BigCypriate]

I used one in public:

I'm racing around the boreen back roads (a boreen is a two lane road that's only 8 feet wide, you have to drive into the bushes to pass oncoming traffic) of the Irish countryside in my old sportscar, with one of my Squatching buddies from Vancouver in the passenger seat... pull up to a junction where thankfully the road is much wider. Unfortunately, the Sunday-driver in front of me makes no effort to move to the centre of the the road, he just stops and then puts on his indicator...

I lean out the side window and scream:
"Monster road positioning!"

Sunday driver: "What?"

Then a passer by shouts: "Epic timely indication asshole!"

Sunday driver: "I'll move..." he nudges to the right.

I drive on, wave to the passer by (who didn't even look like he worked out), then explain to my befuddled passenger that "It's an Irish thing".


The Luke

you forgot the part where you undid your belt and jumped out the car, and then ran up to the driver behind and said "Well stud, seeing as we're both parked up now we might as well get straight to the dogging"

[BB]

Yes, specifically "Brutal" and "oh bother". The last time I can remember was buying lunch a few days ago, when I used the line "Brutal lack of meat on this sandwich" :rolleyes: :sigh:

[BigCypriate]

i usually use "schwuler als (insert something funny)"
which means gayer than in german

hahaha good stuff

schwuler als ironnecks dad

[ironneck]

schwuler als ironnecks dad

schwuler als bigcypriate's cyber truppe

[garraeth]

funny thread...

I say "Safety fat" now when at places like the mall where tons (literally) of fatties are walking around...I can say that now, thank you.

And "meltdown" and "owned"

[DK II]

schwuler als bigcypriate's cyber truppe

lol

[Your MAAAAaaaa]

schwuler als ironnecks dad

lmao

ta ta

[The Luke]

you forgot the part where you undid your belt and jumped out the car, and then ran up to the driver behind and said "Well stud, seeing as we're both parked up now we might as well get straight to the dogging"

...careful now, the Armuricans won't know what the hell "dogging" is.


The Luke

[MikeThaMachine]

I used one in public:

I'm racing around the boreen back roads (a boreen is a two lane road that's only 8 feet wide, you have to drive into the bushes to pass oncoming traffic) of the Irish countryside in my old sportscar, with one of my Squatching buddies from Vancouver in the passenger seat... pull up to a junction where thankfully the road is much wider. Unfortunately, the Sunday-driver in front of me makes no effort to move to the centre of the the road, he just stops and then puts on his indicator...

I lean out the side window and scream:
"Monster road positioning!"

Sunday driver: "What?"

Then a passer by shouts: "Epic timely indication asshole!"

Sunday driver: "I'll move..." he nudges to the right.

I drive on, wave to the passer by (who didn't even look like he worked out), then explain to my befuddled passenger that "It's an Irish thing".


The Luke

No offesne but you guys talk like fucking idiots... I would love to get stoned and hang out with ouy guys, I would be laughing my ass off the whole time.

[G o a t b o y]

schwuler als the "Muscle Mob". 

[SirTraps]

I got a speeding ticket, the cop was a real prick and as i was handing him my license i said "calm down tiger it aint that serious"   

[Joey Tito]

No offesne but you guys talk like fucking idiots... I would love to get stoned and hang out with ouy guys, I would be laughing my ass off the whole time.

You're so cool, "mike"

[The Luke]

My younger brother is doing a research project this summer.... he seems to have caught the GetBig lingo from me...

He showed an enzyme catalyzed reaction product to his solid-state chemistry professor with the words:
"Brutal oxidization!"

The prof, thinking this might just be the way young people speak these days continued his observations... (holding the test tube up to the light) "Seems the crystals have reacted with a phosphorous byproduct.... hmmmm."

My brother:
"Epic observation of the obvious..."

Professor:
"I'm not sure I understand you're meaning?"

My brother: (to the assembled crowd of researchers and PhD students)
"Tsch... fucken noobs"



The Luke

[Joey Tito]

My younger brother is doing a research project this summer.... he seems to have caught the GetBig lingo from me...

He showed an enzyme catalyzed reaction product to his solid-state chemistry professor with the words:
"Brutal oxidization!"

The prof, thinking this might just be the way young people speak these days continued his observations... (holding the test tube up to the light) "Seems the crystals have reacted with a phosphorous byproduct.... hmmmm."

My brother:
"Epic observation of the obvious..."

Professor:
"I'm not sure I understand you're meaning?"

My brother: (to the assembled crowd of researchers and PhD students)
"Tsch... fucken noobs"



The Luke

For months you went on and on about "sarcasm" being 14/15 years old.  Now that we know he's not, what do you have to say for yourself?

And don't say "Ask Ron" because Ron has publicly said you're full of shit.

[heavyNbasic]

This thread is fuckin' hilarious bah.

I remember readin' "gayer than a lemon square" on here.  Use that a bit.  Funny stuff.

[JOHN MATRIX]

you forgot the part where you undid your belt and jumped out the car, and then ran up to the driver behind and said "Well stud, seeing as we're both parked up now we might as well get straight to the dogging"

hahah, classic big c.

while ive always used 'owned' in its various forms, lately ive been saying:
'MONSTER _______', 'BRUTAL _______', etc....and forget that most people wont really 'get it'.

also recently ive been saying OH BROTHER alot.
damn its funny how much the lingo on here has crept into my everyday speech

[freespirit]

It sounds a bit cheesy when i use these words in my own language

Yes it does.

compared to how your language sounds already?

You can go to far broadstreet.

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