Author Topic: Ever Faked It? (Read 7867 times)

bigmikecox · « **on:** January 28, 2016, 08:31:27 AM »

Substance like Deca make it HARD to finish, no matter how hot or snug the girl is. That being said, back in the day, after a good 45 minute bang session, id be tired and faked it a few times. Am i the only one?

residue · « **Reply #1 on:** January 28, 2016, 08:39:02 AM »

Quote from: bigmikecox on January 28, 2016, 08:31:27 AM

Substance like Deca make it HARD to finish, no matter how hot or snug the girl is. That being said, back in the day, after a good 45 minute bang session, id be tired and faked it a few times. Am i the only one?

yes you are.

i have realized on occasion that the girl is umm, rank and forced myself to finish quickly

bigmikecox · « **Reply #2 on:** January 28, 2016, 08:40:11 AM »

Deca Dick is a bitch

residue · « **Reply #3 on:** January 28, 2016, 08:46:54 AM »

Quote from: bigmikecox on January 28, 2016, 08:40:11 AM

Deca Dick is a bitch

im on deca now, my girl taps out way before i do

Pray_4_War · « **Reply #4 on:** January 28, 2016, 08:53:31 AM »

I had to fake it once because I was wearing a rubber that blocked almost all sensation. It sucked too because I had wanted to fuck this chick for several years and she was a good lay. I finally got in her guts and was having some fun with her but eventually realized that getting a nut wasn't gonna happen. Fucking condoms.

aintitgrand · « **Reply #5 on:** January 28, 2016, 09:18:25 AM »

This is actually why I love deca! I can last for an hour and just force myself to cum when I wanna. I've never had "deca dick" where it just stopped working, but makes me last for as long as I want.
I'm finishing a deca bulk cycle next week and gonna go on trt before I do a summer blast, wonder how long the deca "issues" will last post final injection.

240 is Back · « **Reply #6 on:** January 28, 2016, 09:21:20 AM »

Quote from: Pray_4_War on January 28, 2016, 08:53:31 AM

I had to fake it once because I was wearing a rubber that blocked almost all sensation. It sucked too because I had wanted to fuck this chick for several years and she was a good lay. I finally got in her guts and was having some fun with her but eventually realized that getting a nut wasn't gonna happen. Fucking condoms.

get a vasectomy and date clean girls. Also, dip your junk in your whiskey shot afterwards just to be sure.

residue · « **Reply #7 on:** January 28, 2016, 09:25:37 AM »

Quote from: aintitgrand on January 28, 2016, 09:18:25 AM

This is actually why I love deca! I can last for an hour and just force myself to cum when I wanna. I've never had "deca dick" where it just stopped working, but makes me last for as long as I want.
I'm finishing a deca bulk cycle next week and gonna go on trt before I do a summer blast, wonder how long the deca "issues" will last post final injection.

i get it bad from tren, where after a while i feel like i should consult a dr

bigmikecox · « **Reply #8 on:** January 28, 2016, 09:29:34 AM »

Nubain would make you fuck for HOURS!!! Literally!!

chaos · « **Reply #9 on:** January 28, 2016, 09:31:37 AM »

Drug addicts.

HTexan · « **Reply #10 on:** January 28, 2016, 09:35:50 AM »

Never done roids, but I faked it once.

Pray_4_War · « **Reply #11 on:** January 28, 2016, 09:57:05 AM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on January 28, 2016, 09:21:20 AM

get a vasectomy and date clean girls. Also, dip your junk in your whiskey shot afterwards just to be sure.

Man I couldn't risk knocking this girl up. She was my friends girlfriend and she had a kid with him already. I didn't want no evidence of my crimes out there.

I ran into that nikka not too long after I banged up his girl. Felt bad. We weren't super close but still it was awkward as fuck. Pretty sure he didn't know. I think he knows now.

I used to be scandalous with my cock. Not as much these days.

bigmikecox · « **Reply #12 on:** January 28, 2016, 10:07:10 AM »

Quote from: Pray_4_War on January 28, 2016, 09:57:05 AM

Man I couldn't risk knocking this girl up. She was my friends girlfriend and she had a kid with him already. I didn't want no evidence of my crimes out there.

I ran into that nikka not too long after I banged up his girl. Felt bad. We weren't super close but still it was awkward as fuck. Pretty sure he didn't know. I think he knows now.

I used to be scandalous with my cock. Not as much these days.

LMAO!!! That is the best saying ever!!! Im going to steal that!

Thespritz0 · « **Reply #13 on:** January 28, 2016, 10:10:49 AM »

Quote from: bigmikecox on January 28, 2016, 09:29:34 AM

Nubain would make you fuck for HOURS!!! Literally!!

^^
I found that the LONGER a session lasted the more smell of burning rubber...

ritch · « **Reply #14 on:** January 28, 2016, 10:38:41 AM »

I've never had to fake cuming but fake not cuming as I often cum too fast. So I "let it out" with litttle noise and keep pounding a few minutes and finish hard and quick so it does not show I came earlier, lol!

phreak · « **Reply #15 on:** January 28, 2016, 10:39:55 AM »

Faked it once a few months ago. Very nice body, but a terrible fuck, I've fucked unconscious girls that were more active. So after half an hour I faked it, palmed the condom and got out. Should never have dug her up.

Thespritz0 · « **Reply #16 on:** January 28, 2016, 11:08:18 AM »

Quote from: phreak on January 28, 2016, 10:39:55 AM

Faked it once a few months ago. Very nice body, but a terrible fuck, I've fucked unconscious girls that were more active. So after half an hour I faked it, palmed the condom and got out. Should never have dug her up.

^^
I've had that before, I slip it in their ASS to make them move...

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #17 on:** January 28, 2016, 11:22:35 AM »

A few times. Spit on a girls back once to pretend. A few times I just stopped and said fuck it and left.

chadstallion · « **Reply #18 on:** January 28, 2016, 11:47:16 AM »

Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on January 28, 2016, 11:22:35 AM

A few times. Spit on a girls back once to pretend. A few times I just stopped and said fuck it and left.

yup, if I jacked off earlier in the evening and then found out I got lucky, there wasn't enough jizz to make it worthwhile; so i just grunted at the appropriate time.

bigmikecox · « **Reply #19 on:** January 28, 2016, 11:49:06 AM »

Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on January 28, 2016, 11:22:35 AM

A few times. Spit on a girls back once to pretend. A few times I just stopped and said fuck it and left.

ROFLMFAO!!!!! That is great

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #20 on:** January 28, 2016, 11:55:15 AM »

Take cabergoline with your tren or deca

chaos · « **Reply #21 on:** January 28, 2016, 11:57:39 AM »

Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on January 28, 2016, 11:22:35 AM

A few times. Spit on a girls back once to pretend.

lmao

OB1 · « **Reply #22 on:** January 28, 2016, 12:00:53 PM »

Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on January 28, 2016, 11:22:35 AM

A few times. Spit on a girls back once to pretend. A few times I just stopped and said fuck it and left.

Pray_4_War · « **Reply #23 on:** January 28, 2016, 04:04:27 PM »

Quote from: bigmikecox on January 28, 2016, 10:07:10 AM

LMAO!!! That is the best saying ever!!! Im going to steal that!

Take it. lol.

If you put it on a t-shirt, bumper sticker or something I will expect a 50-50 split of the profits.

Kim Jong Bob · « **Reply #24 on:** January 28, 2016, 04:51:42 PM »

Quote from: bigmikecox on January 28, 2016, 08:31:27 AM

Substance like Deca make it HARD to finish, no matter how hot or snug the girl is. That being said, back in the day, after a good 45 minute bang session, id be tired and faked it a few times. Am i the only one?

haha it has happend but only a few times i usually just say im to tires to continue