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Title: CLASSIC GYM STORIES THREAD!!!
Post by: BIG NASTY on March 13, 2007, 05:47:41 AM
What my fellow sickos!!! Im wanted to start a thread so that us gym rats can tell stories from the gym. You know stories of cats liftin heavy shit, assholes in the gym you hate , and other shit!!! I started this because last night i had a funny story from the gym and figures these tales of the iron should be told!!!

Aight here we go last night i was training legs and doing dumbell squats. I was in my very first warmup set and noticed this fuckin fat boy observing my form. Mind you this fuckin guy is about 5 foot 7'' 200lbs. With like 30% bodyfat!!! I am 6 foot 2'' 260lbs. "Just to let you know why im clowin this guy!!!" okay anyways i go to do my second warm up set and get my 15 reps with a little light weight to get the joints ready for a brutal leg workout!!! This fuckin cookie eatin blubber ass sweating from head to toe came up to me when i was done and pulled off his lil headphones and says " u know u should keep the heel on the floor during squats and procedes to do a set to show me how its done!!! I all of a sudden took offense and replied "thanks there Tony Little for the training tip!!! He turned around and ran off looking like a fuckin dumb ass. I mean really were do some guys get off coming up to you in the gym and giving you training tips and shit ecpecially when they look like a pile of shit!!! Shit just aggrivates me!!! Im sure yall have other classic gym stories of assholes like this!!! PLEASE FEEL FREE TO VENT!!!
Title: Re: CLASSIC GYM STORIES THREAD!!!
Post by: benjamin pearson on March 13, 2007, 05:58:02 AM
meltdown
Title: Re: CLASSIC GYM STORIES THREAD!!!
Post by: SteelePegasus on March 13, 2007, 06:07:59 AM
EPIC meltdown

I am calling BS on you being 6'2" and 260lbs with a BF under 30%. Yet you call him fat boy

post a pic, prove me wrong and I will apologize to you. If not STFU and please stop wasting internet bandwidth
Title: Re: CLASSIC GYM STORIES THREAD!!!
Post by: chainsaw on March 13, 2007, 06:19:20 AM
Fuckkkk those fat guys!
Title: Re: CLASSIC GYM STORIES THREAD!!!
Post by: Board_SHERIF on March 13, 2007, 06:22:40 AM
Dumbell squats  ??? Ok big guy gay
Title: Re: CLASSIC GYM STORIES THREAD!!!
Post by: benjamin pearson on March 13, 2007, 06:25:38 AM
HAHAHA "big nasty" must refer to what happens when he gets together with a room full of black penis...... what a little queer
Title: Re: CLASSIC GYM STORIES THREAD!!!
Post by: dan18 on March 13, 2007, 06:44:19 AM
What my fellow sickos!!! Im wanted to start a thread so that us gym rats can tell stories from the gym. You know stories of cats liftin heavy shit, assholes in the gym you hate , and other shit!!! I started this because last night i had a funny story from the gym and figures these tales of the iron should be told!!!

Aight here we go last night i was training legs and doing dumbell squats. I was in my very first warmup set and noticed this fuckin fat boy observing my form. Mind you this fuckin guy is about 5 foot 7'' 200lbs. With like 30% bodyfat!!! I am 6 foot 2'' 260lbs. "Just to let you know why im clowin this guy!!!" okay anyways i go to do my second warm up set and get my 15 reps with a little light weight to get the joints ready for a brutal leg workout!!! This fuckin cookie eatin blubber ass sweating from head to toe came up to me when i was done and pulled off his lil headphones and says " u know u should keep the heel on the floor during squats and procedes to do a set to show me how its done!!! I all of a sudden took offense and replied "thanks there Tony Little for the training tip!!! He turned around and ran off looking like a fuckin dumb ass. I mean really were do some guys get off coming up to you in the gym and giving you training tips and shit ecpecially when they look like a pile of shit!!! Shit just aggrivates me!!! Im sure yall have other classic gym stories of assholes like this!!! PLEASE FEEL FREE TO VENT!!!
dumbell squats did you do the swiss ball for abs when you were done with your monster work out..
Title: Re: CLASSIC GYM STORIES THREAD!!!
Post by: BIG NASTY on March 13, 2007, 08:05:13 AM
Well fellas not exactly what the thread was intended for but hey just letting you guys know what kinda fags you gotta endure at the gym!!! Im just sayin i dont need cats advice on how to train. Ecpecially FATBOYS!!! As for my size and hieght why would i lie about that? I didnt put that to impress anyone just saying he had no buisness telling me how to train with his flabby 15 inch arms in the first place. If you dont have a story to share then why come on here and critisize me? Im not sittin here sayin im 3% bodyfat and contest ready just sayin i didnt need his tips!!!
Title: Re: CLASSIC GYM STORIES THREAD!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on March 13, 2007, 08:07:06 AM
hahahahaha, another clown with "big" in his username, 260 pounds at 6'2"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my Lord, what a beast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: CLASSIC GYM STORIES THREAD!!!
Post by: BIG NASTY on March 13, 2007, 08:16:00 AM
LOL shits classic a bunch of haters!!! I like that!!! So i guess you cats are all fuckin bad ass huh!! LOL  I see why peolpe dont post on here. LOL Shits a joke. Cant even make a comment without people tryin to test you!!!
Title: Re: CLASSIC GYM STORIES THREAD!!!
Post by: benjamin pearson on March 13, 2007, 08:19:48 AM
LOL shits classic a bunch of haters!!! I like that!!! So i guess you cats are all fuckin bad ass huh!! LOL  I see why peolpe dont post on here. LOL Shits a joke. Cant even make a comment without people tryin to test you!!!

okay "big nasty" you must be huge and a real tough guy ::)
Title: Re: CLASSIC GYM STORIES THREAD!!!
Post by: SS on March 13, 2007, 08:22:45 AM
hahahahaha, another clown with "big" in his username, 260 pounds at 6'2"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my Lord, what a beast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahaha! you beat me to it.
Title: Re: CLASSIC GYM STORIES THREAD!!!
Post by: Andre Nickatina on March 13, 2007, 08:26:33 AM
LOL shits classic a bunch of haters!!! I like that!!! So i guess you cats are all fuckin bad ass huh!! LOL  I see why peolpe dont post on here. LOL Shits a joke. Cant even make a comment without people tryin to test you!!!
cats. . . lol
Title: Re: CLASSIC GYM STORIES THREAD!!!
Post by: XFACTOR on March 13, 2007, 08:30:10 AM
LOL shits classic a bunch of haters!!! I like that!!! So i guess you cats are all fuckin bad ass huh!! LOL  I see why peolpe dont post on here. LOL Shits a joke. Cant even make a comment without people tryin to test you!!!

Only way to prove em' wrong is post a photo.  If you are 6 ft and 260 you would have a ton of photos of yourself.
Title: Re: CLASSIC GYM STORIES THREAD!!!
Post by: benjamin pearson on March 13, 2007, 08:31:21 AM
Only way to prove em' wrong is post a photo.  If you are 6 ft and 260 you would have a ton of photos of yourself.

Exactly but we will never see them because if he really is that heavy he is a fat piece of shit
Title: Re: CLASSIC GYM STORIES THREAD!!!
Post by: SS on March 13, 2007, 08:33:28 AM
Only way to prove em' wrong is post a photo.  If you are 6 ft and 260 you would have a ton of photos of yourself.
do they even have cameras in louisiana?
Title: Re: CLASSIC GYM STORIES THREAD!!!
Post by: XFACTOR on March 13, 2007, 08:35:47 AM
do they even have cameras in louisiana?

Superstar, I believe they do, however using them them is another story. 

Are you saying there is no way this guy will post a pic of himself weighing 260 at 6 and low bodyfat levels?
Title: Re: CLASSIC GYM STORIES THREAD!!!
Post by: BIG NASTY on March 13, 2007, 08:40:54 AM
I am trying to get at about 280 lbs then cut down to like 240lbs to try and get in a local show. Didnt say i was ripped. Just sayin the guy didnt need to come fuckin demonstrate his form when i was just warming up!! For fuck sake!! Cut me some slack here BIG GUYS!!!
Title: Re: CLASSIC GYM STORIES THREAD!!!
Post by: benjamin pearson on March 13, 2007, 08:43:43 AM
I am trying to get at about 280 lbs then cut down to like 240lbs to try and get in a local show. Didnt say i was ripped. Just sayin the guy didnt need to come fuckin demonstrate his form when i was just warming up!! For fuck sake!! Cut me some slack here BIG GUYS!!!

O brother cut to 240 for a show you must be fucking huge..... can you give me your diet and training program ::)
Title: Re: CLASSIC GYM STORIES THREAD!!!
Post by: BIG NASTY on March 13, 2007, 08:45:57 AM
Hey ben how about you go fuck yourself dude? What the fucks your problem?
Title: Re: CLASSIC GYM STORIES THREAD!!!
Post by: SS on March 13, 2007, 08:47:00 AM
Hey ben how about you go fuck yourself dude? What the fucks your problem?
meltdown!
Title: Re: CLASSIC GYM STORIES THREAD!!!
Post by: benjamin pearson on March 13, 2007, 08:47:12 AM
Hey ben how about you go fuck yourself dude? What the fucks your problem?

I just have so much respect for monsters like you ::) who have to for no reason when telling a story include their internet stats  ::)
Title: Re: CLASSIC GYM STORIES THREAD!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on March 13, 2007, 08:47:25 AM
hahahahaha, this clown is too good to be true.
Title: Re: CLASSIC GYM STORIES THREAD!!!
Post by: SS on March 13, 2007, 08:48:07 AM
Superstar, I believe they do, however using them them is another story. 

Are you saying there is no way this guy will post a pic of himself weighing 260 at 6 and low bodyfat levels?
never!
Title: Re: CLASSIC GYM STORIES THREAD!!!
Post by: BIG NASTY on March 13, 2007, 08:51:09 AM
WOW well you guys have fun!!!
Title: Re: CLASSIC GYM STORIES THREAD!!!
Post by: Dingleberry on March 13, 2007, 08:51:36 AM
260? not bad. That's my weight too, but I'm 3 foot 7 and can bench 1500lbs @ 2% bodyfat. Not to mention I'm completely natural.  Welcome to getbig.
Title: Re: CLASSIC GYM STORIES THREAD!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on March 13, 2007, 08:52:14 AM
WOW well you guys have fun!!!
tell you wife i'll be over early tonight.
Title: Re: CLASSIC GYM STORIES THREAD!!!
Post by: SS on March 13, 2007, 08:52:44 AM
WOW well you guys have fun!!!
we will fat fuck.
Title: Re: CLASSIC GYM STORIES THREAD!!!
Post by: benjamin pearson on March 13, 2007, 08:53:05 AM
"Big Nasty" Stop crying and lift.... take the advice of your hardcore signature ::)
Title: Re: CLASSIC GYM STORIES THREAD!!!
Post by: BIG NASTY on March 13, 2007, 08:55:22 AM
No cryin here buddy just wondering whats all the hang up on my height and weight. Didnt mean to get you all flustered!!!  ::)
Title: Re: CLASSIC GYM STORIES THREAD!!!
Post by: benjamin pearson on March 13, 2007, 08:58:31 AM
No cryin here buddy just wondering whats all the hang up on my height and weight. Didnt mean to get you all flustered!!!  ::)

the only person flustered is your wife who gasped when she saw a real man's cock not your skinny five incher hidden under roles of fat
Title: Re: CLASSIC GYM STORIES THREAD!!!
Post by: BIG NASTY on March 13, 2007, 09:01:33 AM
Naw not married dude im 25. Nice joke tho
Title: Re: CLASSIC GYM STORIES THREAD!!!
Post by: XFACTOR on March 13, 2007, 09:27:46 AM
I am trying to get at about 280 lbs then cut down to like 240lbs to try and get in a local show. Didnt say i was ripped. Just sayin the guy didnt need to come fuckin demonstrate his form when i was just warming up!! For fuck sake!! Cut me some slack here BIG GUYS!!!

280?? C'mon man.  Post your pics than.  Like I said if you were 260 with lower bodyfat you would have your pics up everywhere. 

  Prove everyone wrong right now by simply posting your pic.  If you are going to  brag about your stats at least back it up.
Title: Re: CLASSIC GYM STORIES THREAD!!!
Post by: BIG NASTY on March 13, 2007, 09:41:28 AM
Im not bragging on my stats!!! I am not at lower body fat levels. I am on a bulking cycle right now. Never did i say i was in contest form. I simply said the guy trying to tell me how to train was a freakin slob. I am offshore right now for work. I work 14 on 14 off. I get home next Wed i will glady post pics. But never did i say in anyway that im ripped. I dont know my exact body fat but i am by no means a slob like that guy was. I do know inorder for me to come in nice and dry i will have to get down to about 235lbs. Like i said this will be my 1st contest so its alot of trial and error. I do have Lloyd fontenot helping me out on my diet. He won Mr. La. a couple of times. I train at his gym.
Title: Re: CLASSIC GYM STORIES THREAD!!!
Post by: XFACTOR on March 13, 2007, 10:32:30 AM
Im not bragging on my stats!!! I am not at lower body fat levels. I am on a bulking cycle right now. Never did i say i was in contest form. I simply said the guy trying to tell me how to train was a freakin slob. I am offshore right now for work. I work 14 on 14 off. I get home next Wed i will glady post pics. But never did i say in anyway that im ripped. I dont know my exact body fat but i am by no means a slob like that guy was. I do know inorder for me to come in nice and dry i will have to get down to about 235lbs. Like i said this will be my 1st contest so its alot of trial and error. I do have Lloyd fontenot helping me out on my diet. He won Mr. La. a couple of times. I train at his gym.

Your offshore and have been for a week?  And this story happend at the gym, last night?
Title: Re: CLASSIC GYM STORIES THREAD!!!
Post by: BIG NASTY on March 13, 2007, 10:46:15 AM
We have a gym on our platform. No squat machine tho thats why i was doing Dumbell Squats.
Title: Re: CLASSIC GYM STORIES THREAD!!!
Post by: Chico_Holiday on March 13, 2007, 11:04:57 AM
hahahahaha, another clown with "big" in his username, 260 pounds at 6'2"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my Lord, what a beast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Big Nasty"............LOL

Reminds of a quote Bill Walton made while commentating a Clippers game years ago................"His nickname [in college] was 'Big Nasty', now they should call him 'Big Sissy'......" 
Title: Re: CLASSIC GYM STORIES THREAD!!!
Post by: gtbro1 on March 13, 2007, 11:08:44 AM
  THIS is the real BIG NASTY
Title: Re: CLASSIC GYM STORIES THREAD!!!
Post by: XFACTOR on March 13, 2007, 11:10:00 AM
  THIS is the real BIG NASTY


Big Nasty is the same size especially when he goes up to 280.
Title: Re: CLASSIC GYM STORIES THREAD!!!
Post by: BIG NASTY on March 13, 2007, 12:02:16 PM
Yea Ronnie is a BEAST!!! THINK HE WILL COMBACK AND WIN IN 07?
Title: Re: CLASSIC GYM STORIES THREAD!!!
Post by: SS on March 13, 2007, 12:10:09 PM
Your offshore and have been for a week?  And this story happend at the gym, last night?
hahaha! busted!
Title: Re: CLASSIC GYM STORIES THREAD!!!
Post by: BIG NASTY on March 13, 2007, 12:18:39 PM
We have a gym on our platform. There are 150 people out here the guy was a new contracter employee. I am on the BP MADDOG SPAR 150 miles offshore.
Title: Re: CLASSIC GYM STORIES THREAD!!!
Post by: Fury on March 13, 2007, 12:21:25 PM
Interesting how everyone on this site with "big" in their names weighs no less than 260 pounds natural at sub 20% bodyfat!
Title: Re: CLASSIC GYM STORIES THREAD!!!
Post by: BIG NASTY on March 13, 2007, 12:25:31 PM
Did i say i was natural?
Title: Re: CLASSIC GYM STORIES THREAD!!!
Post by: Fury on March 13, 2007, 12:29:28 PM
Did i say i was natural?

Sorry. You must be one of those all-stars on 3500 mg of Test a week. You and G could be friends. He's also claimed to be 260 pounds at under 10% bodyfat at 26 years old.  ::)
Title: Re: CLASSIC GYM STORIES THREAD!!!
Post by: Dingleberry on March 13, 2007, 12:29:55 PM
Did i say i was natural?

You better say your natural, even if you're juiced to the gills. Otherwise, you'll have all the closet juicers come out and attack you. Welcome to getbig, home of the biggest and most ripped "naturals" on the internet.
Title: Re: CLASSIC GYM STORIES THREAD!!!
Post by: XFACTOR on March 13, 2007, 12:34:49 PM
You better say your natural, even if you're juiced to the gills. Otherwise, you'll have all the closet juicers come out and attack you. Welcome to getbig, home of the biggest and most ripped "naturals" on the internet.

hahahaha "biggest most ripped naturals"   so true.  LMAO
Title: Re: CLASSIC GYM STORIES THREAD!!!
Post by: BIG NASTY on March 13, 2007, 12:38:37 PM

Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.


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Quote from: BIG NASTY on Today at 12:25:31 PM
Did i say i was natural?


Sorry. You must be one of those all-stars on 3500 mg of Test a week. You and G could be friends. He's also claimed to be 260 pounds at under 10% bodyfat at 26 years old.   

Did you even read before you posted? I never said i was under 10% bodyfat.
Title: Re: CLASSIC GYM STORIES THREAD!!!
Post by: SteelePegasus on March 13, 2007, 04:04:50 PM
Your offshore and have been for a week?  And this story happend at the gym, last night?

this fucker's story gets more interesting with every post. He is one post away from inventing a gravity suit
Title: Re: CLASSIC GYM STORIES THREAD!!!
Post by: XFACTOR on March 13, 2007, 04:08:08 PM
this fucker's story gets more interesting with every post. He is one post away from inventing a gravity suit

ROFLMAO!!!!
Title: Re: CLASSIC GYM STORIES THREAD!!!
Post by: Vince B on March 13, 2007, 04:12:38 PM
Even fat dudes can be right about exercise form. Always be ready and willing to learn things from others in a gym. I have been training since 1959 and still learn things all the time. No one knows everything! Most bodybuilders believe all sorts of rubbish about training, methods and exercises.

Now, was the fat dude right about your squat form? Maybe you should keep your heels on the floor or put a block under them?  
Title: Re: CLASSIC GYM STORIES THREAD!!!
Post by: benjamin pearson on March 13, 2007, 04:15:32 PM
thanks for your senile input vince ::)