Gentlemen, As President of the "Pants around the ankle" club I would like to thank you all for tuning into this special presentation of The Men in Thongs contest!
Our fetish sport... has come a long way, we have seen monsters like Ronnie Coleman Rise to the top and then fall off that mountain! We have seen the blade take a small slice of aroma that is The Mr. Thong classic... And speaking of Slices, we have seen Grapefruits lose their dignity!
Yes my friends, we can never turn our backs from this... This is our sickness... and our stregth.... May our pants always stay down... and our hands always stay lubed....
And By the Thong of Nasser.... I dub thee ALL.. honorary Men In Thongs Champions... you deservred it my friends... you all deserved it!
Go forth and seek out your soiled thong! And may it stink of ProTan and Penoris!
May Ron Bless you all! And may he bless the United States of America!