Author Topic: Things to do in North Carolina (Read 3224 times)

Ken Fresno · « **on:** February 24, 2015, 10:29:38 AM »

I'm in North Carolina for 10 weeks with work and I was wondering where the best places to go drinking and looking for chicks of ill repute?

Also, we'll have a opportunity to get away for a number of days at a time, so would it be worth flying to different states to do something more touristy?

Royalty · « **Reply #1 on:** February 24, 2015, 10:33:13 AM »

Fishing for crappies

_aj_ · « **Reply #2 on:** February 24, 2015, 10:42:53 AM »

Visit Caliber Fitness.

Princess L · « **Reply #3 on:** February 24, 2015, 10:53:11 AM »

Quote from: Ken Fresno on February 24, 2015, 10:29:38 AM

I'm in North Carolina for 10 weeks with work and I was wondering where the best places to go drinking and looking for chicks of ill repute?

Also, we'll have a opportunity to get away for a number of days at a time, so would it be worth flying to different states to do something more touristy?

Where? It's a big state with a lot to offer from Asheville to the Outer Banks. Savannah and Charleston can be good day trips too.

Nails · « **Reply #4 on:** February 24, 2015, 10:59:09 AM »

Burn a Cross

they still do that shit out there right

Princess L · « **Reply #5 on:** February 24, 2015, 11:22:24 AM »

Quote from: Howard on February 24, 2015, 11:02:11 AM

1. Visit True Adonis and have him give you a walking tour of the historic sites there with narration.

2. Tour Calliber Fitness and buy a protein shake and/or medical supplies from Vince Goodrum.

3. Go to Bragg Blvd, Fayetteville, NC and take a pic of the ruins of the rat shack eff apt I once lived in
a. Same street, just keep driving and see the nonexistent remains of where the Olympic Gym once stood.
This is where I got my 1st steroid injection ( decca).
b. Same street, now close your eyes and imagine it's 1985. Pretend to see a piss broke bodybuilder with brown hair, jog by.

4. Visit Methodist college in the same town. This is where I attended class , part time, for 1 sem. Walk round the outdoor track in lane 8 and relive the thrill I experienced jogging laps here ,3 decades ago. Walk around campus and ask students if they remember Howard, until security comes.

5. Look for the Bragg Motel and take in one of the fine ladies of the evening, standing there.

6. Head out to the hwy rest stop off of I-95 near Fayetteville and visit men's room stall 3. This is where I took a dump in '85 . Do the same and imagine how the laws of quantum physics/ string theory could allow us to shit there at the same time?

7. See if the Flamming Mug rock bar still exists off Ft Bragg Rd. Look for an old dumpster in the back of the building. This is where I bent over a blonde bubble butt slut while she grabbed the dumpster handle. Feel free to crack one off and relive the moment.

8. If you run short of $$, dress in drag, stand by the Bragg Motel and blow some drunk, horny men from the 82nd airborne.

9. Head to the coast and do a polar bear swim at Wilmington Beach.

10. Drive NW to Mt Airy NC, climb to the top of Mt Pilot ( really exists) and scream ; " Aunt Bee was a fat whale and Barney Fife was queer."

All references probably lost on a Brit

P.S. Fayetteville = BORING

Hulkotron · « **Reply #6 on:** February 24, 2015, 11:24:35 AM »

Has anyone made a racial joke yet or can I be the first?

Thong Maniac · « **Reply #7 on:** February 24, 2015, 11:31:09 AM »

Depends what time
Of year...

Beaches/charleston/savannah/asheville

Stay away from charlotte and u will be fine

Ken Fresno · « **Reply #8 on:** February 24, 2015, 11:48:42 AM »

Quote from: Princess L on February 24, 2015, 10:53:11 AM

Where? It's a big state with a lot to offer from Asheville to the Outer Banks. Savannah and Charleston can be good day trips too.

Staying at Ft Bragg. I've heard the area is good for strip clubs, but little else.

Is there a lot of historical attractions in the state?

Hulkotron · « **Reply #9 on:** February 24, 2015, 11:49:31 AM »

You could visit True Adonis.

Costanza · « **Reply #10 on:** February 24, 2015, 11:51:49 AM »

I'd hang out with the Falcon.

Ken Fresno · « **Reply #11 on:** February 24, 2015, 11:58:34 AM »

Tbf, my number one priority is seeing Venom Vince's trademark calves in person.

What cities are good for women who like drinking, British accents and made up war stories?

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #12 on:** February 24, 2015, 12:47:19 PM »

Quote from: Ken Fresno on February 24, 2015, 10:29:38 AM

I'm in North Carolina for 10 weeks with work and I was wondering where the best places to go drinking and looking for chicks of ill repute?

Also, we'll have a opportunity to get away for a number of days at a time, so would it be worth flying to different states to do something more touristy?

I know a place in Sylva where you can get a great rim job.

Powerlift66 · « **Reply #13 on:** February 24, 2015, 02:16:30 PM »

I'd hang out and lift w/ Goodrum... No H-mo of course...
Vince is just a good dude...

CalvinH · « **Reply #14 on:** February 25, 2015, 07:15:06 AM »

If I was in NC I'd like to meet up with TA and have him show me the work he's done on his house, check out his shoe collection, and have a nice home cooked meal and I'd bring my homemade crescent cookies for desert.

Nirvana · « **Reply #15 on:** February 25, 2015, 07:49:15 AM »

Re-dip

Thespritz0 · « **Reply #16 on:** February 25, 2015, 08:48:35 AM »

Quote from: Howard on February 24, 2015, 11:02:11 AM

1. Visit True Adonis and have him give you a walking tour of the historic sites there with narration.

2. Tour Calliber Fitness and buy a protein shake and/or medical supplies from Vince Goodrum.

3. Go to Bragg Blvd, Fayetteville, NC and take a pic of the ruins of the rat shack eff apt I once lived in
a. Same street, just keep driving and see the nonexistent remains of where the Olympic Gym once stood.
This is where I got my 1st steroid injection ( decca).
b. Same street, now close your eyes and imagine it's 1985. Pretend to see a piss broke bodybuilder with brown hair, jog by.

4. Visit Methodist college in the same town. This is where I attended class , part time, for 1 sem. Walk round the outdoor track in lane 8 and relive the thrill I experienced jogging laps here ,3 decades ago. Walk around campus and ask students if they remember Howard, until security comes.

5. Look for the Bragg Motel and take in one of the fine ladies of the evening, standing there.

6. Head out to the hwy rest stop off of I-95 near Fayetteville and visit men's room stall 3. This is where I took a dump in '85 . Do the same and imagine how the laws of quantum physics/ string theory could allow us to shit there at the same time?

7. See if the Flamming Mug rock bar still exists off Ft Bragg Rd. Look for an old dumpster in the back of the building. This is where I bent over a blonde bubble butt slut while she grabbed the dumpster handle. Feel free to crack one off and relive the moment.

8. If you run short of $$, dress in drag, stand by the Bragg Motel and blow some drunk, horny men from the 82nd airborne.

9. Head to the coast and do a polar bear swim at Wilmington Beach.

10. Drive NW to Mt Airy NC, climb to the top of Mt Pilot ( really exists) and scream ; " Aunt Bee was a fat whale and Barney Fife was queer."

^^
Hey I still owe you $20 from 1989... AIRBORNE!!!!!!!

Thespritz0 · « **Reply #17 on:** February 25, 2015, 09:48:16 AM »

Quote from: Howard on February 25, 2015, 09:01:32 AM

Hey, at least I didn't swallow

Were you 82nd airborne?

I was USMC but went to Fayetteville to visit an old friend who was stationed there after my discharge. I then stayed for a few years back in 1980's
Didn't do much meaningful stuff, but I worked as a bouncer , banged a lot skanks, juiced and competed/worked out a lot.

Ya know, I've long wished to combine my stable career/personal life with the fun gym lifestyle adventures I enjoyed then. Hmmm

^^
Not 82nd but they are our international "Brothers" in the Airborne community... great instructors there!
I was Canadian Airborne, I took the Scout/Sniper course there in 1989, was a HUGE challenge at the time LOL, (that was before my deployments
to former Yugoslavia in 1993 and 1995-97).
BEST base I ever visited was Minot Air Force Base, saw the rows of B-52's heard some SCARY stories!!!

Archer77 · « **Reply #18 on:** February 25, 2015, 09:54:36 AM »

North Carolina is very beautiful, particularly in spring and fall. There is a lot of nature to explore if you're into that sort of thing.

dr.chimps · « **Reply #19 on:** February 25, 2015, 10:04:46 AM »

Take in the Coca Cola 600, and see how much food on a stick you can eat.

Obvious Gimmick · « **Reply #20 on:** February 25, 2015, 10:33:45 AM »

I can't go to NC due to my Jew status. But Ken Fresno is a boss fucking name! I bet you have a robust mustache.

Tapeworm · « **Reply #21 on:** February 25, 2015, 02:58:26 PM »

The pulled pork bbq I had was outta sight. Don't miss.