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Title: What would a page in Hugh Hefner's Diary look like?
Post by: Parker on November 11, 2008, 03:15:46 AM


If he had one. Please add...here's mine

December 25, 1978

"I slept with 10 women...at the same time. It happened in the grotto. Ahh, Miss September '75, she has the some of the perkiest...."

This is in light of he will be giving his girlfriend Kendra away at her wedding, at his house :o

Title: Re: What would a page in Hugh Hefner's Diary look like?
Post by: DK II on November 11, 2008, 03:26:46 AM
November 11, 2008

Life sucks. What is all the money in the world when you are an ugly old impotent man. All the Bunnies are gone, now i am left with Paris Hilton and Justin Timberlake visiting me on Halloween.
Title: Re: What would a page in Hugh Hefner's Diary look like?
Post by: LatsMcGee on November 11, 2008, 03:29:37 AM
.....I just distributed Muscle Milk,.....
Title: Re: What would a page in Hugh Hefner's Diary look like?
Post by: Bluto on November 11, 2008, 03:30:33 AM
yeah right
show me an 82 year old with a better life than hugh hefner
Title: Re: What would a page in Hugh Hefner's Diary look like?
Post by: basurablanco on November 11, 2008, 03:30:49 AM
.....I just distributed Muscle Milk,.....
I just distributed Man Milk- in a bleach blonde ho.  ;D
Title: Re: What would a page in Hugh Hefner's Diary look like?
Post by: DK II on November 11, 2008, 03:41:12 AM
yeah right
show me an 82 year old with a better life than hugh hefner

Depends on what your goal in life is.

I bet this fella here is pretty content with his life:

(http://www.visiontour.info/gifs/buddhist-monks.jpg)
Title: Re: What would a page in Hugh Hefner's Diary look like?
Post by: Parker on November 11, 2008, 03:43:45 AM
November 11, 2008

Life sucks. What is all the money in the world when you are an ugly old impotent man. All the Bunnies are gone, now i am left with Paris Hilton and Justin Timberlake visiting me on Halloween.

Actually, I think he has like the biggest supply of Viagra known to man...just buckets of it. And he had 3-4 girlfriends....


"September 10th 2008, I really wish that I didn't put Pam Anderson on all those magazine covers....now, because of her, every chick has implants...damn, I miss the 70's."
Title: Re: What would a page in Hugh Hefner's Diary look like?
Post by: LatsMcGee on November 11, 2008, 03:48:37 AM
.....and than I fucked her.
.....and than I fucked her.
.....and than I fucked her.
Title: Re: What would a page in Hugh Hefner's Diary look like?
Post by: DK II on November 11, 2008, 04:05:44 AM
i bet that retard still is a virgin, just like you


baseless attack reported.

Actually, I think he has like the biggest supply of Viagra known to man...just buckets of it. And he had 3-4 girlfriends....


"September 10th 2008, I really wish that I didn't put Pam Anderson on all those magazine covers....now, because of her, every chick has implants...damn, I miss the 70's."

lol
Title: Re: What would a page in Hugh Hefner's Diary look like?
Post by: Sir Humphrey on November 11, 2008, 04:25:00 AM
We wouldn't be able to know what's in Hugh Hefner's diary as all the pages would be stuck together!
Title: Re: What would a page in Hugh Hefner's Diary look like?
Post by: njflex on November 11, 2008, 06:57:03 AM
THE TVSHOW AT THIS POINT HAS NO MERIT.FANTASY IS OVER.UNLESS HE STACKS 3 MORE HOTTIES.AND U KNOW HOLLY WAS THE BIGGEST I LOVE HEF GIRL,AND SHE RUNS OFF WITH THAT MAGICIAN.
Title: Re: What would a page in Hugh Hefner's Diary look like?
Post by: 240 is Back on November 11, 2008, 07:03:52 AM
Dec 10, 1965.

Dear Diary,

Today I have to make a decision.  Do I take my last $600 and buy an engagement ring for my girlfriend and ask her to marry me?  Or do I start that 'art' magazine that I've always wanted to do?  All I really care about is some consistent 'in-house' pu**y... getting married seems like the best bet, I mean you're guaranteed to get laid having a wife, and all.  Still, something in me dreams about remaining a playboy forever...

Signed,

Hef.
Title: Re: What would a page in Hugh Hefner's Diary look like?
Post by: Bluto on November 11, 2008, 07:14:57 AM
THE TVSHOW AT THIS POINT HAS NO MERIT.FANTASY IS OVER.UNLESS HE STACKS 3 MORE HOTTIES.AND U KNOW HOLLY WAS THE BIGGEST I LOVE HEF GIRL,AND SHE RUNS OFF WITH THAT MAGICIAN.

hef already replaced her with 2 new girls.

she said herself - hef thought she was getting too old
Title: Re: What would a page in Hugh Hefner's Diary look like?
Post by: hipolito mejia on November 11, 2008, 07:26:19 AM
yeah right
show me an 82 year old with a better life than hugh hefner

Believe me its all hype ... hes nothing but a good business man a friend of mine went to his parties couple times about 10 years ago when  Hugh was a bit "younger" and he was nothing like what u see on tv or mags.

Any  night club owner can probably nail more chicks in 5 years than Hugh has in his whole life.... but who cares??

Its all about "marketting"  we all dream about Playmates and Hugh is the one who happens to sell the product.

Like Weider did for 40 years with his "Athletes".
Title: Re: What would a page in Hugh Hefner's Diary look like?
Post by: Bluto on November 11, 2008, 07:27:35 AM
Believe me its all hype ... hes nothing but a good business man a friend of mine went to his parties couple times about 10 years ago when  Hugh was a bit "younger" and he was nothing like what u see on tv or mags.

Any  night club owner can probably nail more chicks in 5 years than Hugh has in his whole life.... but who cares??

Its all about "marketting"  we all dream about Playmates and Hugh is the one who happens to sell the product.

Like Weider did for 40 years with his "Athletes".

hefner is the man
Title: Re: What would a page in Hugh Hefner's Diary look like?
Post by: QuakerOats on November 11, 2008, 07:37:12 AM
one of his "girlfriends" just married a "brutha". ::)
Title: Re: What would a page in Hugh Hefner's Diary look like?
Post by: hipolito mejia on November 11, 2008, 07:45:37 AM
hefner is the man

For show biz hype..

If you wanna writte a diary take this boy named "Luis Miguel" you probably never heard of, he would blow Hefner out of this planet like 15 millions times!and he's only 38!!

the guy average 2 womens per week since he was 15 to age 35 ....Jessica Alba,Sofia Vergara,Jennifer Connely,Salma Hayek,Mariah Carey, Daisy fuentes,Thalia, to name a few and funny thing he wont even mention it...  
Title: Re: What would a page in Hugh Hefner's Diary look like?
Post by: QuakerOats on November 11, 2008, 07:46:25 AM
For show biz hype..

If you wanna writte a diary take this boy named "Luis Miguel" you probably never heard of, he would blow Hefner out of this planet like 15 millions times!and he's only 38!!

the guy average 2 womens per week since he was 15 to age 35 ....Jessica Alba,Sofia Vergara,Jennifer Connely,Salma Hayek,Mariah Carey, Daisy fuentes,Thalia, to name a few and funny thing he wont even mention it...  
"2 womens per week"?
Title: Re: What would a page in Hugh Hefner's Diary look like?
Post by: njflex on November 11, 2008, 07:46:48 AM
one of his "girlfriends" just married a "brutha". ::)
she's into sports bigtime kendra,a "sports"groupie if u say,if she was 'nt into hefs life/mag which she made good money i suppose she would have been a ballers g/friend anyway or making the rounds was not meant to be a good country girl.
Title: Re: What would a page in Hugh Hefner's Diary look like?
Post by: hipolito mejia on November 11, 2008, 07:47:00 AM
hef already replaced her with 2 new girls.

she said herself - hef thought she was getting too old


And you as a loyal tv watcher, bought it.
Title: Re: What would a page in Hugh Hefner's Diary look like?
Post by: Bluto on November 11, 2008, 07:47:03 AM
For show biz hype..

If you wanna writte a diary take this boy named "Luis Miguel" you probably never heard of, he would blow Hefner out of this planet like 15 millions times!and he's only 38!!

the guy average 2 womens per week since he was 15 to age 35 ....Jessica Alba,Sofia Vergara,Jennifer Connely,Salma Hayek,Mariah Carey, Daisy fuentes,Thalia, to name a few and funny thing he wont even mention it...  

im not talking about no of women

or else i would mention tom byron or peter north

im talking about hefners lifestyle at 82

i like for you to show me other 82 years old living like that with his accomplishments instead of a 38 year old

Title: Re: What would a page in Hugh Hefner's Diary look like?
Post by: hipolito mejia on November 11, 2008, 07:53:23 AM
"2 womens per week"?

think about it,  for 20 years .....he has taken half Hollywood ms.Universe etc and has turned down Madonna (when she was on her prime) Lohan and Britney!!!

One road manager once told me that about 8 years ago and then  2 musicians of his recently in Milan.

This Luis Miguel guy makes every girl sign a contract before they go to bed that they cant talk about him in public about sex or dating.

Title: Re: What would a page in Hugh Hefner's Diary look like?
Post by: hipolito mejia on November 11, 2008, 07:54:19 AM
im not talking about no of women

or else i would mention tom byron or peter north

im talking about hefners lifestyle at 82

i like for you to show me other 82 years old living like that with his accomplishments instead of a 38 year old



Again read my first post.
Title: Re: What would a page in Hugh Hefner's Diary look like?
Post by: QuakerOats on November 11, 2008, 07:54:47 AM
think about it,  for 20 years .....he has taken half Hollywood ms.Universe etc and has turned down Madonna (when she was on her prime) Lohan and Britney!!!

One road manager once told me that about 8 years ago and then  2 musicians of his recently in Milan.

This Luis Miguel guy makes every girl sign a contract before they go to bed that they cant talk about him in public about sex or dating.


i was actually making fun of your grammar but anyway do you have any pictures of the Romeo stud? he must be huge, ripped and handsome.
Title: Re: What would a page in Hugh Hefner's Diary look like?
Post by: Bluto on November 11, 2008, 07:55:00 AM
And you as a loyal tv watcher, bought it.

there's many storeis from ex playmates fucking with hef on the net way up in his 70s and even 80s
Title: Re: What would a page in Hugh Hefner's Diary look like?
Post by: gordiano on November 11, 2008, 07:56:20 AM
Dec 10, 1965.

Dear Diary,

Today I have to make a decision.  Do I take my last $600 and buy an engagement ring for my girlfriend and ask her to marry me?  Or do I start that 'art' magazine that I've always wanted to do?  All I really care about is some consistent 'in-house' pu**y... getting married seems like the best bet, I mean you're guaranteed to get laid having a wife, and all.  Still, something in me dreams about remaining a playboy forever...

Signed,

Hef.


LOL!
Title: Re: What would a page in Hugh Hefner's Diary look like?
Post by: Parker on November 13, 2008, 09:41:04 PM
December 10th, 2006


"If only I could clone Marilyn Monroe. I could make a few billy on the cover alone. Also why am I still wearing a Ascot and a robe. this was cool back in 1966, but it's 30 yrs later..."
Title: Re: What would a page in Hugh Hefner's Diary look like?
Post by: James Phoenix on January 02, 2009, 09:32:14 PM
I doubt he had sex with those "girls next door".

Or at least if he did, it wasn't frequent.

Purely a business deal between him and those girls, to market his image and sell the lifestyle.