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Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
« Reply #75 on: February 05, 2014, 05:02:37 PM »
getbiggers love fat bitches too.

gross.

I honestly consider that fat. Im sorry, i just do.

that doesnt mean i wouldnt get cialis'd out of my mind before going to town on her most likely blown out mud shark vag though.

But she is a hefer.
Yes, it's always been the trend around here to like fat bitches. Most likely the poster's can relate to these cow's being that they themselves are overweight and undertrained. She's def on the chunky side IMO. Attractive in the face, for sure though

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Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
« Reply #76 on: February 05, 2014, 10:01:30 PM »
Yes, it's always been the trend around here to like fat bitches. Most likely the poster's can relate to these cow's being that they themselves are overweight and undertrained. She's def on the chunky side IMO. Attractive in the face, for sure though

the only saving grace girls with her body type : still good enough to be out in public with and be proud, not gonna gross me out when shes in weird angles during have sex with fat bunching up and whatnot, and guaranteed to provide excellent top notch felatio.

for every ten pounds of fat, felatio proficiency increases by 10%

its a harvard study, i cant find the link.

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Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
« Reply #77 on: February 05, 2014, 10:10:15 PM »
getbiggers love fat bitches too.

gross.

I honestly consider that fat. Im sorry, i just do.

that doesnt mean i wouldnt get cialis'd out of my mind before going to town on her most likely blown out mud shark vag though.

But she is a hefer.

Yea? In that case I'll be happy to be known as the guy with the fat girlfriend. This bitch is pure perfection. I can already imagine what her nipples taste like.

She has that natural wholesome beauty that's so rare to find.
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Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
« Reply #78 on: February 05, 2014, 10:14:55 PM »
Yea? In that case I'll be happy to be known as the guy with the fat girlfriend. This bitch is pure perfection. I can already imagine what her nipples taste like.

She has that natural wholesome beauty that's so rare to find.

getting blasted on the regular by a tatted down hebrew.

wholesome.

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Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
« Reply #79 on: February 05, 2014, 10:16:37 PM »
getting blasted on the regular by a tatted down hebrew.

wholesome.

He is talking about her looks and wholesome beauty, not her mudsharkian demeanor / behavior / personality.

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Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
« Reply #80 on: February 05, 2014, 10:22:04 PM »
getting blasted on the regular by a tatted down hebrew.

wholesome.

Yep, that's fine too. She could be hosed down and decontaminated in an isolation cell for two months to get rid of all the diseases.
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Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
« Reply #81 on: February 05, 2014, 10:36:41 PM »
Seriously, who is Kelly Brook? Never even heard of her till this thread.
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Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
« Reply #82 on: February 05, 2014, 10:50:04 PM »
wow.... mudshark or not, I'd fuck her. great tits and nipples. lol

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Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
« Reply #83 on: February 05, 2014, 10:50:42 PM »
Seriously, who is Kelly Brook? Never even heard of her till this thread.

from her wikipedia

Margaret Hilda Thatcher Kelly Brooks, Baroness Thatcher, LG OM PC FRS (née Roberts, 13 October 1925 – 8 April 2013), was a British politician who was the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom from 1979 to 1990 and the Leader of the Conservative Party from 1975 to 1990. She was the longest-serving British Prime Minister of the 20th century and is the only woman to have held the office. A Soviet journalist called her the "Iron Lady", a nickname that became associated with her uncompromising politics and leadership style. As Prime Minister, she implemented policies that have come to be known as Thatcherism.
Originally a research chemist before becoming a barrister, Thatcher was elected Member of Parliament (MP) for Finchley in 1959. Edward Heath appointed her Secretary of State for Education and Science in his 1970 government. In 1975, Thatcher defeated Heath in the Conservative Party leadership election to become Leader of the Opposition and became the first woman to lead a major political party in the United Kingdom. She became Prime Minister after winning the 1979 general election.
Upon moving into 10 Downing Street, Thatcher introduced a series of political and economic initiatives intended to reverse high unemployment and Britain's struggles in the wake of the Winter of Discontent and an ongoing recession.[nb 1] Her political philosophy and economic policies emphasised deregulation (particularly of the financial sector), flexible labour markets, the privatisation of state-owned companies, and reducing the power and influence of trade unions. Thatcher's popularity during her first years in office waned amid recession and high unemployment until the 1982 Falklands War brought a resurgence of support, resulting in her re-election in 1983.
Thatcher was re-elected for a third term in 1987. During this period her support for a Community Charge (popularly referred to as "poll tax") was widely unpopular and her views on the European Community were not shared by others in her Cabinet. She resigned as Prime Minister and party leader in November 1990, after Michael Heseltine launched a challenge to her leadership. After retiring from the Commons in 1992, she was given a life peerage as Baroness Thatcher, of Kesteven in the County of Lincolnshire, which entitled her to sit in the House of Lords. After a series of small strokes in 2002 she was advised to withdraw from public speaking, and in 2013 she died of another stroke in London at the age of 87.

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Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
« Reply #84 on: February 05, 2014, 10:51:10 PM »
wow.... mudshark or not, I'd fuck her. great tits and nipples. lol

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Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
« Reply #85 on: February 05, 2014, 10:53:05 PM »
I wouldn't call her fat, she has an hour glass figure.


Agreed that she is not fat at all.
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Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
« Reply #86 on: February 06, 2014, 01:49:57 AM »
isn't a mudshark a girl that only dates black men? Before this fella she dated jason statham, billy zane and danny cipriani

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Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
« Reply #87 on: February 06, 2014, 02:50:17 AM »
lucky bustard

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Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
« Reply #88 on: February 06, 2014, 05:09:02 AM »
there is an upside to banging a mudshark : when you catch her aids you get serostim on the cheap


must find  a mudshark.

must get free pharma gh.

brb, heading to the local battered women shelter.

Script for anavar too when you develop aids muscle wasting syndrome. But i guess at that point you're more worried about fulminant multifocal leukoencephalopathy than being hench.

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Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
« Reply #89 on: February 06, 2014, 06:19:50 AM »
in weird angles during have sex with fat bunching up and whatnot

 :D

The corn of the shit

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Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
« Reply #90 on: February 06, 2014, 07:11:43 AM »
Yes, it's always been the trend around here to like fat bitches. Most likely the poster's can relate to these cow's being that they themselves are overweight and undertrained. She's def on the chunky side IMO. Attractive in the face, for sure though

We get it. You like girls built like 13 year old boys with no hips. Women are supposed to have womanly curves with some thickness. That is a really hot girl that wouldn't even give the time of day to most getbiggers in the club.

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Re: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !!
« Reply #91 on: February 06, 2014, 12:38:19 PM »
isn't a mudshark a girl that only dates black men? Before this fella she dated jason statham, billy zane and danny cipriani

Eh. Its like this :

lumberjack stops cutting down trees, he is not longer a lumberjack.
suck one dick, youre a homo for life.
fuck one hebrew, mudshark for life.


thats life wisdom gents.