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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Roger Bacon on December 30, 2012, 06:33:43 PM
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Guys, I have to switch gyms. Mine has been overrun by beautiful, bleach blond milfs in their 40's. They wear those thigh black stretchy pants and all I do is try to figure out what kind of panties they have on by the lines showing. 8)
They all seem to copy each other and stretch by kicking one leg up onto the weight rack, putting their asses right in my face as I attempt some light weight pull overs.
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Guys, I have to switch gyms. Mine has been overrun by beautiful, bleach blond milfs in their 40's. They wear those thigh black stretchy pants and all I do is try to figure out what kind of panties they have on by the lines showing. 8)
They all seem to copy each other and stretch by kicking one leg up onto the weight rack, putting their asses right in my face as I attempt some light weight pull overs.
With your mom I don't need to figure it out.
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With your mom I don't need to figure it out.
haha you jerk
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only when they look young, so I guess that means no ???
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Guys, I have to switch gyms. Mine has been overrun by beautiful, bleach blond milfs in their 40's. They wear those thigh black stretchy pants and all I do is try to figure out what kind of panties they have on by the lines showing. 8)
They all seem to copy each other and stretch by kicking one leg up onto the weight rack, putting their asses right in my face as I attempt some light weight pull overs.
Sounds like a nightmare ::)
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No men in thongs in this thread. You faggots 8)
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I guess you could say I am into MILFS, I am married to one. But I am 54. ;D
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preggos are better
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I guess you could say I am into MILFS, I am married to one. But I am 54. ;D
Post pics :D
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Post pics :D
What would you like? Her fixing me dinner or her riding me like Seabiscuit shortly after dinner. I must admit, she is a damn good looking woman, mostly for her age. I lucked out. Been married 25 years.
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What would you like? Her fixing me dinner or her riding me like Seabiscuit shortly after dinner. I must admit, she is a damn good looking woman, mostly for her age. I lucked out. Been married 25 years.
Keep up the good work sir! 8)
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Keep up the good work sir! 8)
Thank you very much. I showed her what I posted about her and she said I deserve a blow job tonight for being so sweet. So I must thank you PIP, without you starting this thread I may have went to sleep with a dry dick. ;D
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Thank you very much. I showed her what I posted about her and she said I deserve a blow job tonight for being so sweet. So I must thank you PIP, without you starting this thread I may have went to sleep with a dry dick. ;D
Pics or Im calling BS!
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Pics or Im calling BS!
You are going to call bullshit on me getting head from a woman I have been with for over 25 years? Really? I am not one of these 16 year old pimple faced virgins that post here. Go ahead and call bullshit if you want, I am heading to bed to collect. Goodnight!
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You are going to call bullshit on me getting head from a woman I have been with for over 25 years? Really? I am not one of these 16 year old pimple faced virgins that post here. Go ahead and call bullshit if you want, I am heading to bed to collect. Goodnight!
Calm down, you old fuck. I was kidding. I just wanted to see pics :P :P
Take your geritol. It will make you happy.
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Yes, as long as their kids stay away from the bedroom
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Thank you very much. I showed her what I posted about her and she said I deserve a blow job tonight for being so sweet. So I must thank you PIP, without you starting this thread I may have went to sleep with a dry dick. ;D
haha, good to know I achieved something worthwhile today.
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gorgeous..gorgeous
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You are going to call bullshit on me getting head from a woman I have been with for over 25 years? Really? I am not one of these 16 year old pimple faced virgins that post here. Go ahead and call bullshit if you want, I am heading to bed to collect. Goodnight!
Helluva meltdown right there.
;D
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Helluva meltdown right there.
;D
haha lol! And I was just joking!
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Looking for big tit naturals.
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haha lol! And I was just joking!
Hah, yea... "Pics or I call BS" is one of the most classic lines on GetBig, everyone should know it at this point
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Hah, yea... "Pics or I call BS" is one of the most classic lines on GetBig, everyone should know it at this point
yeah :-\ :-\ But he got pretty heated. Hope it didnt ruin his night. :'( :'(
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I bet his old bitch was snoring as soon as he walked into the bedroom.... ;D
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gorgeous..gorgeous
Awesome, have always had a thing for the older women slightly craggy faced women
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I bet his old bitch was snoring as soon as he walked into the bedroom.... ;D
No actually she had a nice sexy outfit on and we had a pretty good time. You gotta have good sexin a marriage for it to last.
And that wa no meltdown, I don't let anything on here get to me, uck it's the Internet guys. Now go get yourself a MILF to fuck on NYE! ;D
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Nothing better than mature chicks! No b.s games, just straight banging
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Nothing better than mature chicks! No b.s games, just straight banging
Very true Mike. Even in my late teens and 20's I would fuck mostly women in their 30's and 40's. better pussy and no head games. Plus they know how to suck a dick.
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While in college I used to bartend at a very nice restaurant. I also tended bar at a beer/shot place, but this story is about the nice restaurant.
Women in their mid-thirties to early forties would hang out at the bar, many of whom were divorced (I never messed around with a married woman. There is plenty of pussy worth killing for, but none worth dying for).
One morning, my roommates saw some woman leaving our house at around 6 a.m. on a Sunday. They run upstairs to my room and say: "Dude, that was a fucking woman leaving our house in a Jaguar! That was no college girl. How old was she? That girl was old enough to be your Mom." They were busting my balls, so I just said my famous line while laughing at them:
"You know what they say about older women? They do more. And care less."
Then they empty a bottle of anti depressants once back at home.
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Very true Mike. Even in my late teens and 20's I would fuck mostly women in their 30's and 40's. better pussy and no head games. Plus they know how to suck a dick.
they have had DECADES of experience
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your mom
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Then they empty a bottle of anti depressants once back at home.
I was a young buck, so at the time, I didn't care.
Then I realized I was wasting my chi, and had let a very sweet Catholic girl down, who apparently loved me.
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I was a young buck, so at the time, I didn't care.
Then I realized I was wasting my chi, and had let a very sweet Catholic girl down, who apparently loved me.
Chi forces are powerful, the breath/oxygen number one for any living being.
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While in college I used to bartend at a very nice restaurant. I also tended bar at a beer/shot place, but this story is about the nice restaurant.
Women in their mid-thirties to early forties would hang out at the bar, many of whom were divorced (I never messed around with a married woman. There is plenty of pussy worth killing for, but none worth dying for).
One morning, my roommates saw some woman leaving our house at around 6 a.m. on a Sunday. They run upstairs to my room and say: "Dude, that was a fucking woman leaving our house in a Jaguar! That was no college girl. How old was she? That girl was old enough to be your Mom." They were busting my balls, so I just said my famous line while laughing at them:
"You know what they say about older women? They do more. And care less."
Good post friend! 8)
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Then they empty a bottle of anti depressants once back at home.
HAhahahahahHAHAHAH Is this what your mommy used to do uberfunk. Sons and daughters....
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Most MILFS love young hard cock they grow old at looking at some old wrinkled dick that can't stand up for long.The MILFS I like are the ones with the massive open hole and giant flaps after a few kids the pussy is never the same .
It just gets massive inside and out.LOVE EM.
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was screwing a semi-hot 38 year old at 18, sort of ruined my sex life for a bit as younger girls never measured up with their immature bullshit. She knew what she wanted and just didnt mess around.id give anytjing to re-live those days.
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Gyms are for training, Not looking at/getting with women.
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Can't train when a block of flaps are open looking at you.
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I just came thank you!
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Mom says Happy New Year.
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Very true Mike. Even in my late teens and 20's I would fuck mostly women in their 30's and 40's. better pussy and no head games. Plus they know how to suck a dick.
obviously in your teens and 20s, you didn't realize, that they were single and or screwing you due to their headgams...
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obviously in your teens and 20s, you didn't realize, that they were single and or screwing you due to their headgams...
Parker, to be honest, most were actually married. At that age I didn't care about a husband coming after me to kill me.
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Parker, to be honest, most were actually married. At that age I didn't care about a husband coming after me to kill me.
my bad...
My experience was, I didn't realize that these chicas had some serious head issues, which was why they were dealing with young'uns.
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Mom says Happy New Year.
Pussy worth putting on a pedestal. ;D
I'll take something like that over five eighteen year old cheerleaders.
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Agreed.
That chick understands that sex is give/take. She doesn't think that she's got the only pussy on the planet. She doesn't think that she is particularly special, but understands that tonight might be special, or it might be just two human beings getting their angst out.
:D
I'd use that line as my signature on here if I could. ;D