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Getbig Female Info Boards => Open Talk for Girl Discussion => Topic started by: Parker on April 20, 2009, 07:06:11 PM
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...Hotdog...so I can Catch-Up!"-------Jeromero
Pick lines...what are the worst ones that you heard ladies. Ones that were so stupid, that they either made you roll your eyes or lower your IQ.
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this could be fun
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this could be fun
figures you say that. You're the one who thinks torture is acceptable. ::)
Just recalling some of the dumbass lines could be considered a form of torture in itself. :-\
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it is. nuff said.
so jags..got any spanish in you? No! want some?!
lol ;D :-*
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it is. nuff said.
so jags..got any spanish in you?
{giggle} Actually, I AM part Spanish.
No! want some?!
lol ;D :-*
Absolutely!!!! :P btw: When did Antonio Banderas & Melanie Griffiths divorce?
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{giggle} Actually, I AM part Spanish.
Absolutely!!!! :P btw: When did Antonio Banderas & Melanie Griffiths divorce?
you are? please explain.
they haven't yet, but you can still come over. I showed him everything he knows.
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you are? please explain.
they haven't yet, but you can still come over. I showed him everything he knows.
I'm Jamaican born. nuff said.
My ethnic ancestry consists of:
Africans, Welsh, Brits, Scots, Chinese, French, Spaniards, Native Islanders, Dutch and German Jews etc.
Jamaica's national motto: "Out of many one people". There was a whole lotta people on one tiny little island. ;D
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ahh ok.
is it bad to giggle when you here about jerked chicken?
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...Hotdog...so I can Catch-Up!"-------Jeromero
Pick lines...what are the worst ones that you heard ladies. Ones that were so stupid, that they either made you roll your eyes or lower your IQ.
Well it isn't a pickup line perse but it was the worst one ever...
A guy was so drunk and nervous he threw up all over my shoes... OPEN TOED!!!
:-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X
He left an impression on me for sure.
How so much stuff was inside the guy ??? But Damn :-X
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Well it isn't a pickup line perse but it was the worst one ever...
A guy was so drunk and nervous he threw up all over my shoes... OPEN TOED!!!
:-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X
He left an impression on me for sure.
How so much stuff was inside the guy ??? But Damn :-X
Sin,
Remind me to never suck your toes :-X
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Well it isn't a pickup line perse but it was the worst one ever...
A guy was so drunk and nervous he threw up all over my shoes... OPEN TOED!!!
:-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X
He left an impression on me for sure.
How so much stuff was inside the guy ??? But Damn :-X
DAMN :o
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I once met a really cute gal in a bar and she introduced herself as Dawn. I told her, "That's my sister's middle name. And it's also a damn fine dishwashing liquid." She walked away. I finished my beer, went home, and cried myself to sleep. Again.
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I once met a really cute gal in a bar and she introduced herself as Dawn. I told her, "That's my sister's middle name. And it's also a damn fine dishwashing liquid." She walked away. I finished my beer, went home, and cried myself to sleep. Again.
;D
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;D
Shortly after this incident, I just started introducing myself. It worked beautifully.
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So there is this chick at the bar, I go up to the seat next to her and order a beer. I nod at her and say hi. Mind you I was waiting for my beer not hitting on her. She asked if she looked desperate? I told her that desperate girls are generally nicer and end up with someone. I got my beer and went back to the dart board.
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So there is this chick at the bar, I go up to the seat next to her and order a beer. I nod at her and say hi. Mind you I was waiting for my beer not hitting on her. She asked if she looked desperate? I told her that desperate girls are generally nicer and end up with someone. I got my beer and went back to the dart board.
Point for Migs!
and played exactly right...
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i know that girls get hit on all the time. But seriously no reason to be mean about it. I'm pretty laid back, but push my buttons for no reason and I could care less who you are, you are getting a lashing
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i know that girls get hit on all the time. But seriously no reason to be mean about it. I'm pretty laid back, but push my buttons for no reason and I could care less who you are, you are getting a lashing
Exactly!
As a card carrying member of the "Bitch Society" you did right!
Beats puking on her feet ;D
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I seriously don't like to approach women when I am out. I like my space my time. With that being said it's very difficult to meet women.
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i know that girls get hit on all the time. But seriously no reason to be mean about it. I'm pretty laid back, but push my buttons for no reason and I could care less who you are, you are getting a lashing
Confession time...
Back in my early 20's.
My friends and I used to see who could get the best "slam"
If the guy was being an idiot we would go for the jugular.
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Sh*t! that was you! I knew it. After that night i went home and watched B movies at ate cheetos for a week in the dark.
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I seriously don't like to approach women when I am out. I like my space my time. With that being said it's very difficult to meet women.
You mean good women right? I've dated some over the last year that had an IQ of a stapler. It's hard to find a nice, good looking, smart, honest, mature, family loving woman these days.
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You mean good women right? I've dated some over the last year that had an IQ of a stapler. It's hard to find a nice, good looking, smart, honest, mature, family loving woman these days.
hmmm I have two of those qualities....
Stapler and Woman!!
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You mean good women right? I've dated some over the last year that had an IQ of a stapler. It's hard to find a nice, good looking, smart, honest, mature, family loving woman these days.
becuase like the loch ness monster, sasquach and the chupa cabra....they don't exist
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becuase like the loch ness monster, sasquach and the chupa cabra....they don't exist
yeah...guess you're right. Im playing the lotto so, I'll have to win one or the other sooner or later. Im guessing lotto...sweeeeeeeeeeet!!!
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at least with money you can buy the fantasy of a good woman. probably be cheaper too.
I am so getting booted for this, lol
love you ladies!
;D :-*
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both of you have won a free Vasectomy >:( >:(
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both of you have won a free Vasectomy >:( >:(
sadly that would be the most action the boys have seen in a while. on the plus side, I wouldn't have to worry about getting a girl prego.
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sadly that would be the most action the boys have seen in a while. on the plus side, I wouldn't have to worry about getting a girl prego.
+1 on that.
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sadly that would be the most action the boys have seen in a while. on the plus side, I wouldn't have to worry about getting a girl prego.
;D ;D ;D ;D
Okay saw STella's name on this post...
I looked at the thread above it and clicked here by accident....
Damn for a sec I thought she was bringing the pain to you two
The prego line confused me though.
Hey I am blonde and I am good at it (unfortunately it seems)
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you get clipped and you don't have to worry about that call one day saying, hey papi...you are a reall papi now. :o
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Hey Miggs...isn't what she said what Getbiggers call "self ownage"? ;D
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i like to self own before turning in for the night. It's my private one on one time.
helicopter, helicopter ra ra ra!
i get weird at night lol
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;D ;D ;D ;D
Okay saw STella's name on this post...
I looked at the thread above it and clicked here by accident....
Damn for a sec I thought she was bringing the pain to you two
The prego line confused me though.
I only bring the pain on The Mean Thread :)
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I only bring the pain on The Mean Thread :)
cough cough oh yeah right cough cough
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oh this is gonna be good.
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"Hey, do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checkin' out ma' package!"
"Hey, do you have any band-aids?" [usually followed by 'no, why'] "because I skinned my knees falling for you."
"If you're left leg was Thanksgiving, and your right was Christmas, would you mind if I visited you between the holidays?"
"I may be no Flinstone, but I can make your bed rock!"
"I love every bone in your body... especially mine!"
"How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
General reaction to this line:
Unfertilized. F#&% off!
Do you work at Subway? `cause you give me a footlong.
Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way, right away.
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"If you're left leg was Thanksgiving, and your right was Christmas, would you mind if I visited you between the holidays?"
Bwaaahahahahahahaah, awesome. Though I would never use it...I like my face and my boys.
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i honestly wonder if you go up to a girl and use a really corny line and you make her know you know that it's corny if it would work
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Nah those lines dont work.
But look at French men, they are dirty, rude, bad breathed and unfaithful but woman love them.
But must something in there :)
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i think im going to fake a good accent. THat seems to be a good trick
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i think im going to fake a good accent. THat seems to be a good trick
Tell me how that works out for you ;D
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ok so far a mexican accent yeilded nothing.
Trying italian next
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This reminds me of an old joke...
An old drunk sits in a bar every night, and every night he sees this one guy leave with a cutie. Since the guy doesn't look like a movie star, the old drunk figures he must have some special trick.
He asks the guy his secret. The guy says, "It's simple. If I see a girl I like, I ask, 'Tickle your a** with a feather?' If she likes the idea, I'm in. If she gets indignant and says, 'Excuse me?' I say, 'It's starting to trickle outside. Awfully nasty weather.'"
So the old drunk sits back down and after a while he sees a girl he likes. He walks up to her and slurs, "Stick a feather up your a** ?" She says, "EXCUSE ME??" He replies, "I said, it's raining like a f**k outside!!"
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lol
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i just came from a local Starbucks, went in because i saw what seemed to be a pretty brunette in a nice print dress. Well, she was older than i thought, but still pretty. I was behind her, and i happen to notice that her dress was unraveling at the bottom (about a 8 inch black thread), i told her, just so she would know, and she said "thank you, i didn't know that" . Now, that would have been a good opening, but at the time I wasn't really focused on getting her number, just doing a good deed.
Now, the bad line could go like this, "uh, girl, your dress unraveling by itself, maybe it knows something, you don't..." ;D
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i just came from a local Starbucks, went in because i saw what seemed to be a pretty brunette in a nice print dress. Well, she was older than i thought, but still pretty. I was behind her, and i happen to notice that her dress was unraveling at the bottom (about a 8 inch black thread), i told her, just so she would know, and she said "thank you, i didn't know that" . Now, that would have been a good opening, but at the time I wasn't really focused on getting her number, just doing a good deed.
Now, the bad line could go like this, "uh, girl, your dress unraveling by itself, maybe it knows something, you don't..." ;D
Funny you said that cause my last gf and I met at a coffee shop. Standing in line, she dropped her purse, I helped and boom...conversation. Traded numbers ect..
The more I think about it, most of the great serious relationships (including my ex-wife) I have be in were not started on purpose. Just kind of fell into it because of some random action / conversation...weird huh?
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Funny you said that cause my last gf and I met at a coffee shop. Standing in line, she dropped her purse, I helped and boom...conversation. Traded numbers ect..
The more I think about it, most of the great serious relationships (including my ex-wife) I have be in were not started on purpose. Just kind of fell into it because of some random action / conversation...weird huh?
Actually it's not weird. Women and people in general are less on guard in say a coffee shop paying for coffee, looking at cars in lot, etc. Add a little drop of a purse or a unraveled thread and a helpful hand by someone who is relatively attractive, and a good convo...it adds up a good recipe with very few empty calories (that's if you get the number, that is!)
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some gay dood outside a rave (the edge) once told me they were playing deep house that nite....then he said it again "deeeep house" :-\
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some gay dood outside a rave (the edge) once told me they were playing deep house that nite....then he said it again "deeeep house" :-\
awesome..I about spit my shake all over my keyboard. ;D
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rofl.
ok so i shall make coffee shops my new hunting ground.
FYI, italian accent seems to work out ok. ;D
on the other hand the mexican accent landed me a short term landscaping job ;D ;D