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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013.
« Reply #950 on: October 27, 2013, 12:22:22 PM »
"If you want to beat the man- you must out eat the man."  -Unknown

Tbombz? :-X

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013.
« Reply #951 on: October 27, 2013, 12:51:41 PM »
fuck his hair is so thick and steroid proof

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013.
« Reply #953 on: October 28, 2013, 07:14:36 AM »
how can someone calculate his food intake everyday years at a time without ending up in a lunatic asylum?

i mean i did this when i was 16, weighing pieces of food with a micro scale

calculating calories in the correct carbs to protein ratios etc and it nearly drove to clinical madness

I don't think nearly is the correct word for you here....

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013.
« Reply #954 on: October 28, 2013, 08:20:20 AM »
Listen bitch, you're old and worn out, you have two bastard children and cant get a man

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013.
« Reply #955 on: October 28, 2013, 03:09:07 PM »
you aint getting my autograph when i win the olympia hater

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013.
« Reply #958 on: October 29, 2013, 06:41:35 AM »
A few months ago DJ182 told me that his physique blew mine out of the water. I quit bodybuilding right then and there and have recently taken up knitting as well as bird watching. It's not a glamorous life but at least I'm not competing here anymore with the Alpha Male King who posts here known as DJ191.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013.
« Reply #960 on: October 29, 2013, 12:52:54 PM »
glad you think that's funny 'shizzo'... go back to your minimum wage job and living your life knowing nobody.

after I said "fuck no, i'm not asking Larry Ellison to loan me money", he tells me to call another buddy of his he went school with, who happened to be the guy who started/owns "Fiji" water, because he's the guy who fronted his other buddy the cash to start 2xU clothing (a Under Armour knock-off).

have fun being a life long loser working min wage before somehow getting on disability and living in a studio and riding the bus to the store where you use your Food stamp card to buy bread and milk.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013.
« Reply #961 on: October 29, 2013, 08:57:24 PM »
Funniest shit written on GetBig in weeks  ;D

Are you suggesting that Mangina21stone rides saddle free bicycles down cobbled streets, and protests vehemently against council plans to resurface potholed roads, Army of One?

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013.
« Reply #963 on: October 29, 2013, 11:10:03 PM »
Funniest shit written on GetBig in weeks  ;D


ROFL!!!

Truly masterful! That's not some amateur insult, that took skill.  Top fucking shelf!!!

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013.
« Reply #964 on: October 29, 2013, 11:16:08 PM »

 very true. lots of punks in prison who are looking for somebody to look up to. very easy to be one of the "top dogs" so long as you have a little bit of common sense, street smarts, and a touch of muscle or swagger. very easy indeed.

now, that being said, to be fair, its also easy as shit to get your ass picked on and punked and even jumped if you project fear, lack of respect for yourself, submissiveness, etc.

Guys in there tend to be like vultures.  except for the top dogs. we are some pretty cool cats  8)


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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013.
« Reply #965 on: October 30, 2013, 05:24:30 AM »
ROFL!!!

Truly masterful! That's not some amateur insult, that took skill.  Top fucking shelf!!!

Calm down Rogered Backdoor  ;D

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013.
« Reply #966 on: October 30, 2013, 08:46:42 AM »
I applaud Mister Swoll, he's gone from asking schmoes to help him out -

" http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:BNhho5qGhrsJ:groups.yahoo.com/group/SwollMuscle/+&cd=7&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us .

" Welcome to my official yahoo fan group. I'm a 26 yr old straight Bodybuilder originally from Boston, now living down in FLA. I'm a natural bodybuilder training for my first competition and have been doing fitness and other modeling since I was 18. Here is where you can find out more about me including my training,my diet, things I enjoy in my spare time, and any recent model shoots. I am looking for a select few dedicated sponsors who know how to treat a young champion and would like to do so simply for the fact that I work so hard on my body and you can know you are doing your part to sponsor and support the art of bodybuilding. If you are interested in sponsoring me contact me in a professional way. I always believe in respecting each person on an individual level and expect the same from those that wish to contact me. I am a pretty down to Earth guy and like to be an inspiration to others as long long as they know how to show their proper respect. Contact me through Yahoo ID: swollmuscle@yahoo.com. My amazon wishlist is

www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/8XZNPF0JPGQ5/ref=lst_llp_wl-go

As always I enjoy gifts to support my training but Amazon Gift Certificates work best! LOL. I DO NOT use paypal since I have been advised against it. I wish to maintain certain level of privacy so please respect my wishes and boundaries.

I love to train hard and love my family and friends above all. I am also available for paid modeling assignments from legitimate photographers. "

and selling his bottoms -

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To spokesman for Shredz. He's no cut rate Derek Anthony.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013.
« Reply #967 on: October 30, 2013, 09:24:59 AM »
kind of reminds me of one of me workmates...

his housemate took all the labels off all the tins in his cupboards, so he'd bring one in every day for dinner hoping it would be soup, 50 50 chance it would be peas, sweetcorn etc etc

by the way, OUTED for having a dinner so small it fits into a butter container

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013.
« Reply #968 on: October 30, 2013, 09:35:23 AM »
Calm down Rogered Backdoor  ;D

I still remember the day you called him "Rogered Bunghole."

I laughed out loud and my girlfriend asked what was so funny. I showed her the BigCyp post but she didn't laugh.  >:(

Needless to say we are no longer together.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013.
« Reply #969 on: October 30, 2013, 09:58:33 AM »
Needless to say we are no longer together.

I hope that's because you killed her, a bitch that doesn't laugh at a Cyp post does not deserve to live.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013.
« Reply #970 on: October 30, 2013, 10:26:23 AM »
I hope that's because you killed her, a bitch that doesn't laugh at a Cyp post does not deserve to live.

She's sleeping with the fishes.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013.
« Reply #971 on: October 30, 2013, 10:39:50 AM »
I still remember the day you called him "Rogered Bunghole."

I laughed out loud and my girlfriend asked what was so funny. I showed her the BigCyp post but she didn't laugh.  >:(

Needless to say we are no longer together.

I've read shit out to my wife that i have been laughing out loud about on here

she normally just shakes her head

true story
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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013.
« Reply #972 on: October 30, 2013, 11:06:21 AM »
Wor lass is the same she just dont get it.
My father on the otherhand appreciates the odd getbig gem

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013.
« Reply #973 on: October 30, 2013, 11:37:58 AM »
I've read shit out to my wife that i have been laughing out loud about on here

she normally just shakes her head

true story

Yes my girl doesn't understand the subtle humor of a well hidden dildo or penis  in an Ironmesiter shop.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013.
« Reply #974 on: October 30, 2013, 11:39:26 AM »
Many good quotes to be considered.