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Lol, reminds me of a guy i knew whos ex started dating his mate, his mate was winding him up about shagging her and he said " Just remember next time you are kissing her my cocks been in her mouth"   

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On closer inspection I do agree it was Wiggs.

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Please stop posting porn gifs everyone, i'm trying to read getbig together with my family. My wife suggested we spend more family time, so I linked up the forum to my flatscreen.

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Paris.....Milan......New York.......Berlin......

This is what happens to all pro bbers when they lose their edge and start to drift away from their profession. You saw it with Craig Titus, Paul DeMayo, Flex Wheeler, Rich Piana, countless female BBers....they have literally nothing to replace that vacuum that was their bodybuilding lifestyle, so they go down some pretty weird roads experimenting with different lifestyle choices, and it usually ends badly.

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Wait for it.....

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How long would you let someone pee on you for $300 a day?

Hypothetical scenario:

An anonymous billionaire is privately funding this. You will never meet them. They are not filming or recording any aspect of this; they simply enjoy knowing they have this kind of power.

Each day you are woken up by a man peeing on you. This man has been hired by the billionaire to pee on you. They are regularly checked by doctors to make sure they are healthy and infection-free. Regardless, urine is sterile. Stinky, but harmless.

As soon as the pee hits your face (and oh yes, he'll aim for the face) you can jump out of bed and go to the shower. While you are showering the man who pees on you will switch your mattress, put on new sheets and leave $300 in cash on your dining room table.

The above situation will happen every single day for the rest of your life until one evening you decide you do not want to be peed on the next morning and cancel. Then it can never start again. Ever.

A few conditions:

-You may have as much or as little interaction with the man who pees as you want

-The man who pees will act as an alarm clock/wake-up call. You can tell him to begin peeing at 6:30am and that's exactly when he will start.

-If you share the bed with someone he will be aiming for you. Spashback onto the sleeping partner is a possibility.

-If you go on vacation he travels as well. He will typically stay in the hotel room next to yours.

Barring a once-in-a-lifetime emergency("My water broke!"), you must be peed on in the morning. This means if you wake up a few moments before your alarm was to go off you must lay there until the first drop of piss hits you. You can have a conversation with the man who pees if you like. Or simply maintain the world's most awkward eye-contact.

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Well...just lost the bitcoin money I made....

The exchange I was using was FlexCoin and it just filed for bankruptcy today.  I guess I'll have to downsize to a trail.....oh wait a minute I forgot.   I had some in cold storage but not much.


Just so you guys know, I was selling ebooks in addition to having a 600GH Monarch bitcoin miner running in my office.   I'm deciding as to whether to move to a new exchange or just sell off the equipment.  What do you guys thinks

Did you make enough money for a face transplant?

I bet Vissy isn't giving up that ass so easy now you're broke!

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Look, I know we like to joke around and make fun of him and gay this gay that, but truth be told he had a recent wake up call when he went in for a routine medical check up. The doctor simply asked him to tone down his lifestyle choices whatever that means.

He just kept going on "Doctor, it's not what you think bla bla.."

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Re: props to ace(dj181) - rapid mass gain

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Re: How do you freeze a woman that talks too much?

No I won't tell her to shut up and I wont put my penis in her mouth. Real answers please. I like her, she's hot but I want to cut my ears off from her talking excessively. I have to figure out a way to shut her down a little. This woman can talk.

@wiggs

 Yeah, women can be a nuisance. Always talking. It's something about having a vagina or something. Anyway. I recommend helping her polish her toenails, help her pick out the right wall paper color and giving going gay a shot. I mean that sincerely. You would make a lot of white boys happy. 

 Give this a try: Go to a gay bar. Any gay bar. Walk in like you own the place.

 Shout out:
Who's ready for the blackcockocolypse!

They'll flock to you like disciples to a messiah.


 Oh and trust me, you won't have to worry about them talking too much. Their mouths will be full.

 Good luck.

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Your bastard son will grow up to hate you.

no way

we gonna be pumping iron together

no need for steroids on his part as he has superior african genetics

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Interthreaduality: How much do you spend on chocolatey, mushy whore goodness, AnalHalo? Such expenditures may well be contributing to your financial duress.

i stopped prostitutes


not worth the money


just masterbate to porno instead

let's see how long he can stay away from the prostitutes this time!

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Re: ACEDJ181?

TIMED OUT...WHAT DID I MISS...

He did not meet the minimum requirement of 150lbs at 5'11" in order to post here.

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Regarding Getbig being offline for the last few days:

Did Getbig died for us bitches?

Here is a knitting forum's general section. I'm sure they'd like us to visit from time to time.

http://www.knittingparadise.com/s-7-1.html