Tips to stop masturbating?

[muscleman-2013]

All advise and opinions welcome!

[BikiniSlut]

Why would you want to?

[IronMeister]

Look for a guy named Yehoshua ben Yosef. He helps...

[HavoX]

Take zzzz pills or opiates.
Get married. 

[kyomu]

Take zzzz pills or opiates.
Get married. 

Truth.
Scientificaly also saying that the level of test go down after the marriage.

[AbrahamG]

Adopt an Asian teenager.

[ESFitness]

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[AbrahamG]

step 1 - cancel internet service

step 2 - run femera at 2.5mg/day

step 3 - run tren at 200mg/day

step 4 - look fucking awesome and cruise parking lots with no shirt and invite single moms who stare at you and call you "eye candy" back to your place to "hang out" in the middle of the day... drink 100mg liquid Viagra on drive home. must wait till they hit on you, because with the femera, you definitely won't be noticing them first.

step 5 - fuck single moms without knowing their last name...... raw, and no pulling out.

step 6 - tell your buddies "dude, women are whores these days.. I don't get it... I just fucked some bitch I met at walmart. I dunno where she lives and don't know her last name.. hell, I never told her MY last name"

step 7 - repeat steps 1-6 four-five times per week as needed.

Masturbation problems are solved.

Simple enough. What about "no" not really meaning "no"?

[BigCyp]

step 1 - cancel internet service

step 2 - run femera at 2.5mg/day

step 3 - run tren at 200mg/day

step 4 - look fucking awesome and cruise parking lots with no shirt and invite single moms who stare at you and call you "eye candy" back to your place to "hang out" in the middle of the day... drink 100mg liquid Viagra on drive home. must wait till they hit on you, because with the femera, you definitely won't be noticing them first.

step 5 - fuck single moms without knowing their last name...... raw, and no pulling out.

step 6 - tell your buddies "dude, women are whores these days.. I don't get it... I just fucked some bitch I met at walmart. I dunno where she lives and don't know her last name.. hell, I never told her MY last name"

step 7 - repeat steps 1-6 four-five times per week as needed.

Masturbation problems are solved.

What about if you have insomnia and can't experience these kind of dreams bro?

[Cleanest Natural]

For starters, how about not starting to..

[BigCyp]

For starters, how about not starting to..

Sev, are you suggesting that the OP is the type of guy who scratches his leg via his pocket on abductor machine for more than an acceptable time?

[Cleanest Natural]

Sev, are you suggesting that the OP is the type of guy who scratches his leg via his pocket on abductor machine for more than an acceptable time?

yes, I am suggesting that he cuts off the pockets on all his trousers.

[falco]

Truth.
Scientificaly also saying that the level of test go down after the marriage.

Word... 

[falco]

Find someone to do that for you.

[Cleanest Natural]

Truth.
Scientificaly also saying that the level of test go down after the marriage.

Do you have trouble getting it up now that you are married Kyomu?

[BigCyp]

yes, I am suggesting that he cuts off the pockets on all his trousers.

When I was 14 I invited a hot girl from a neighbouring school to come and sleep in a tent in my garden so we could 'practice how to camp in the wild' lol. After bedding down for the night, I tried furiously to coax her into unlawful activities but she wouldn't let me further than a hand up the top before saying goodnight. 5 minutes later i'm furiously trying to rub one out convertly in my sleeping bag without making it obvious, after 10 minutes of M15 level helmet operations, she turns over and goes "What the hell are you doing?" I said "I'm scratching my leg, I think I have a mosquito bite from when we set up the tent" and she replied knowingly "Ok, just hurry up and finish scratching it please i'm tired!" Hahaha busted

[Cleanest Natural]

  had many of those

[BigCyp]

had many of those

Hahaha yes lots of mosquitos in Romania 

[Thick Nick]

Don't eat yellow snow, and keep masterbating.

[Cleanest Natural]

Hahaha yes lots of mosquitos in Romania 

They are brutal!

[ESFitness]

What about if you have insomnia and can't experience these kind of dreams bro?

up the dose and get some vascularity and separation.. and site inject your delts. it helps.... especially if you never wear a shirt unless youre in the store or at work.

[hrspwr1]

I once knew a guy that didn`t masturbate or pick his nose, he died of cancer at age 33 - he was kind of high strung and uptight about a lot of shit, I think it killed him.

[tommywishbone]

This should slow you down.

[the trainer]

All advise and opinions welcome!

have a sex operation get rid of your dick

[Wez]

This should slow you down.

I love how that picture is named cute and sassy.