Author Topic: Media calling Adele Beautiful (Read 9654 times)

wes · « **Reply #25 on:** October 23, 2015, 03:11:39 PM »

I`d fuck her brains out and then take her watch and wallet.

NelsonMuntz · « **Reply #26 on:** October 23, 2015, 03:32:19 PM »

Quote from: residue on October 23, 2015, 11:25:14 AM

rich, talented and probably takes it up the shitter, sounds beautiful to me

Haha

NelsonMuntz · « **Reply #27 on:** October 23, 2015, 03:37:46 PM »

Quote from: Army of One on October 23, 2015, 01:40:38 PM

No makeup

I am honestly shocked that kid is white, and a ginger to boot

The Ugly · « **Reply #28 on:** October 23, 2015, 03:44:44 PM »

Quote from: Army of One on October 23, 2015, 01:40:38 PM

No makeup

Oh, my. Sorta fucks up her songs now.

Jizmonkey · « **Reply #29 on:** October 23, 2015, 03:45:53 PM »

She once said "My aim in life is to never be skinny"

"I don't have time to work out"

She doesn't have to worry. Typical fat person mentality. But yet she got plastic surgery. Would not hit.

Henda · « **Reply #30 on:** October 23, 2015, 03:58:49 PM »

Quote from: Jizmonkey on October 23, 2015, 03:45:53 PM

She once said "My aim in life is to never be skinny"

"I don't have time to work out"

She doesn't have to worry. Typical fat person mentality. But yet she got plastic surgery. Would not hit.

She said this? Then she's fucking disgusting and deserves to suffer an obesity related illness, fat piece of shit

Fortress · « **Reply #31 on:** October 23, 2015, 04:56:55 PM »

In that original pic on the left, she looks like the actress from The Blacklist.

I think she has a face that takes to makeup well, but without, she's average. And her body sucks.

Lustral · « **Reply #32 on:** October 23, 2015, 04:59:02 PM »

Quote from: bass generator on October 23, 2015, 03:58:49 PM

She said this? Then she's fucking disgusting and deserves to suffer an obesity related illness, fat piece of shit

She hasn't sung in 3 years cos smoking has fucked her larynx up. Lazy cow.

Mr.1derful · « **Reply #33 on:** October 23, 2015, 05:33:55 PM »

Quote from: Hulkotron on October 23, 2015, 11:34:10 AM

You beat me to it.

The Scott · « **Reply #34 on:** October 23, 2015, 07:02:37 PM »

Hmmm... Pretty or fat?

How's about pretty fat.

The Ugly · « **Reply #35 on:** October 24, 2015, 12:03:30 AM »

Quote from: Jizmonkey on October 23, 2015, 03:45:53 PM

She once said "My aim in life is to never be skinny"

"I don't have time to work out"

She doesn't have to worry. Typical fat person mentality. But yet she got plastic surgery. Would not hit.

Dude, she SO nailed her goal.

blinky · « **Reply #36 on:** November 20, 2015, 08:33:02 PM »

gorgeous. amazing voice

doison · « **Reply #37 on:** November 20, 2015, 08:34:18 PM »

She's full of something, but it ain't beauty

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #38 on:** November 20, 2015, 10:59:05 PM »

Quote from: TheShape. on October 23, 2015, 12:38:05 PM

I think she's beautiful, but that's just one white mans opinion.

Agree

Mobil · « **Reply #39 on:** November 21, 2015, 01:57:11 AM »

Quote from: muscularny on October 23, 2015, 11:11:56 AM

http://www.tmz.com/2015/10/23/adele-promoting-hello-new-song/

what do you guys think, seriously?

dandruff off peace

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #40 on:** November 21, 2015, 02:43:23 AM »

I think we should avoid the media and think for ourselves. That being said, she's a whale with a decent face.

Svengoolie · « **Reply #41 on:** November 21, 2015, 05:33:02 AM »

Painted pig.

The Scott · « **Reply #42 on:** November 21, 2015, 05:35:35 AM »

I've enjoyed her singing since her first album and might even get the latest one on vinyl but she's not Ella Fitzgerald.

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #43 on:** November 21, 2015, 05:41:29 AM »

Quote from: The Scott on November 21, 2015, 05:35:35 AM

I've enjoyed her singing since her first album and might even get the latest one on vinyl but she's not Ella Fitzgerald.

How about her voice?

muscularny · « **Reply #44 on:** November 21, 2015, 05:41:57 AM »

Quote from: The Scott on November 21, 2015, 05:35:35 AM

I've enjoyed her singing since her first album and might even get the latest one on vinyl but she's not Ella Fitzgerald.

So I wanted to see what happens if a male goes to a popular shopping site and selects he wants to buy an Adele and Fitzgerald album, the site said:

Men who purchased this also purchased:

The Scott · « **Reply #45 on:** November 21, 2015, 05:45:21 AM »

Quote from: muscularny on November 21, 2015, 05:41:57 AM

So I wanted to see what happens if a male goes to a popular shopping site and selects he wants to buy an Adele and Fitzgerald album, the site said:

Men who purchased this also purchased:

LOL...And that, my young friend, is why a Man should never visit a "popular shopping site".

muscularny · « **Reply #46 on:** November 21, 2015, 05:47:27 AM »

Quote from: The Scott on November 21, 2015, 05:45:21 AM

LOL...And that, my young friend, is why a Man should never visit a "popular shopping site".

I like the comeback well done!

The Scott · « **Reply #47 on:** November 21, 2015, 05:52:41 AM »

Quote from: DroppingPlates on November 21, 2015, 05:41:29 AM

How about her voice?

Nice voice with potential and given the material and altering her delivery it would better. To me.

I don't care for Ella's (or anyone's, really) "scat" singing at all and this girls sounds like she prefers to do that godawful "runs" vocalization stuff. Odd that both vocal techniques are named for poop.

I also like singers like Chris Connor and June Christy. Another favorite is Nancy Wilson. I have zero talent but admire those that do.

ritch · « **Reply #48 on:** November 21, 2015, 07:24:30 PM »

She's rather young to be so big. Not good... She has the soft fat, not gonna hold up well at all as she ages. I bet she does a transformation some time soon when her current fame dies down to keep her in the spot light.

drkaje · « **Reply #49 on:** November 21, 2015, 07:28:22 PM »

Not that pretty and also fat.

No thanks