Spent last week here. I fucking love this place. Been here at least a dozen times mYbe even 2 dozen but....
This year I noticed a proliferation of 45 to 50 year old white males, all with close cropped hair, brutal ILS, scruffy but trimmed facial hair and a complexion that is hard to discern between high blood pressure or tan.
Many of them just fucking scream TRT. Its pretty brutal. Its like they're coming off an assembly line.
As Dalton said in Road House:Entirely too many 40 year old adolescents, power drinkers, ex cons and trustee's of modern chemistry....
Anyway me and my wife are at the Bull getting lit and im coming back from the can and this dude-fitting the above description- walks in (wearing cargo shorts, flip flops, tank top and sporting a super uniquely original tribal/barbed wire tattoo around his arm) walks in up to my wife and flexes his arms . I come back to the bar also in tank top and my wife tells him 'you'll have to do better than that cause this is my husband ' and the dude kind of gets a little shitty.
Anyway after a few rounds of drinks and bullshitting i ask him what he's on. He tells me, in a round about way, 500 mgs of TRT every week. Plus anavar and hgh from time to time! ! He tells me his hair is thining so he's gonna switch to peptides for awhile then get back on a cycle of tren. He says he's 44 years old. The guy was fucking purple as it is let alone on tren ffs.
I start thinking: is this Brian Hankins? Because the dude was a little bigger than me- but not much- he's probably 5'11 and 210. So i was a little surprised at how much he was using only to be just a tad bigger than me ( even though he was 6 years younger than me he looked older) but the tattoos didn't match. It wasn't Bhanks. He pulls out his phone to show me pics of the stuff hes pinning. One of tge vials is labled "superman test". I thought you gotta be kidding me.
I know: cool story bro! Im currently sweating pure alcohol waiting to catch my flight. Love the keys. Plan on living here within the next few years. If i don't leave now im going to die of organ failure or AIDs,(there's so much twat down here...not that Id care with my wife here and all) so im flying out now.
