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Re: Matt Canning / Horny Prince Rocks!
« Reply #25 on: July 03, 2023, 04:06:36 PM »
Great post, Kwon!

Thank you very much for that compliment, but I’m not Matt. While Matt is amazing, and in general, not afraid to speak his mind, he does not condone the genocide of Getbig.com's moderation team [whereas I do].

Great post!

I do not feel that Getbig's administrative team needs to be killed off. Getbig is one of the few free speech spaces online. It's akin to a YouTube comments' section, which, by virtue of its sheer size, is impossible to fully moderate.

I am also calling for the complete BAN on pornography on Getbig. Why? Because pornography IS a social problem and I am adding all the horny pornographers to the oven.

Wonder why people have a fucked up view of sex? Why Wiggs people have massive pornography addictions?

I wax and wane slightly on this one...because there is always the risk that banning pornography will result in banning many other forms of speech and expression, but...no, yeah, ban it all.

But hang on...Wiggs has a pornography addiction?  ???

That surprises me very much. Wiggs is one of the people who influenced my thinking into believing that porn is just degenerate garbage.

When I was in Las Vegas in 2012 for the Mr. Olympia contest, Wiggs' uncle drove me around Vegas all day to get proper camera equipment to cover the expo.

Wiggs' uncle had never drank alcohol in his life! Very clean living guy. Super nice guy.

Also, this - one of my ancestors was the Prime Minister of England:

"Canning then invited several Whigs to join his cabinet. His health collapsed, and he died of pneumonia at Chiswick House on 8 August 1827, whilst still in office."

You can always use more Whigs in your cabinet!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Canning

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Re: Matt Canning / Horny Prince Rocks!
« Reply #26 on: July 03, 2023, 04:10:09 PM »


While Matt is amazing

I'll take something only matt would say for $400......
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Re: Matt Canning / Horny Prince Rocks!
« Reply #27 on: July 03, 2023, 04:12:03 PM »
Taffin

If we have a Brit in charge of our porn they'll call it 'rogering' instead of 'fucking' and that will throw me off my game while I'm in the bushes.

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Re: Matt Canning / Horny Prince Rocks!
« Reply #28 on: July 03, 2023, 04:16:15 PM »
You fucking guys still in my bushes?

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Re: Matt Canning / Horny Prince Rocks!
« Reply #29 on: July 03, 2023, 04:58:40 PM »
I just found it interesting he plans to bulk to 205lbs this summer then cut to 165lbs this winter kind of the opposite of what people normally do

Thank you for sharing that, B. Hank.

Basically my thought process is this:

I HATE eating.

I absolutely WOULD NOT EAT if I didn't physiologically have to, in order to stay alive.

I once calculated how much protein I eat...and found that it was 90g daily.

Clearly, that needs to be doubled if I want to make any gains. But as I said - I CAN'T eat.

I just can't. I hate it.

So what I'm going to do now is eat a full bodybuilding diet in the summer [chicken breasts, broccoli, protein shakes, etc], and train higher reps for hypertrophy...then starting around October 1st, give up the "bro" diet, train for low reps, and shrink while getting stronger.

I'm not sure on body weight numbers yet. It could mean being 190 in the summer, and 175 in the winter, or it could mean being 215 in the summer, and 165 in the winter.

If I had to guess - I would say maybe a 200-lb summer weight, and 180-lb winter weight.

I don't want to push my weight too far in one direction or another. I was being too cautious by being 170-lb all these years...but I don't want to necessarily push my weight to 220+ on gear either. And I don't want any extreme yo-yo'ing of my weight.

Would it really be so bad to go from 170 to 195, every summer? Would that be so unhealthy?

As for not wishing to be as heavy in the winter:

[1] There are general health benefits to being light and eating low calories.
[2] Switching up my training will keep my response fresh.
[3] Running gear only once a year [or less] will keep my receptors fresh, requiring less gear.
[4] In the winter: less shopping, less cooking, less eating, less shitting, etc. Plus we are covered up all winter anyway, and I prefer training low reps.

I don't mind bodybuilding training, but there is no way I'm "eating bro" year-round.

You can call it "The Kevin Levrone Approach" - shrink in the winter, then put the size back on when it matters. Since I respond so fast to training and gear, I'd rather just be bigger for the summer when people see me in a tank top.

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Re: Matt Canning / Horny Prince Rocks!
« Reply #30 on: July 03, 2023, 05:07:30 PM »
You fucking guys still in my bushes?

Don't think we'll ever leave!
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Re: Matt Canning / Horny Prince Rocks!
« Reply #31 on: July 03, 2023, 05:25:10 PM »
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Re: Matt Canning / Horny Prince Rocks!
« Reply #32 on: July 03, 2023, 05:33:16 PM »
If we have a Brit in charge of our porn they'll call it 'rogering' instead of 'fucking' and that will throw me off my game while I'm in the bushes.

Christ I'm not that old!!

"I say old chap, I'd give that old girl a good old rogering, what!"




You fucking guys still in my bushes?

Sorry Rob, I'll be away as soon as I get the feeling back in my legs.  It's been a few years since I busted a triple in a row... just waiting for the Gatorade to rehydrate me
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Re: Matt Canning / Horny Prince Rocks!
« Reply #33 on: July 03, 2023, 05:36:33 PM »

"I say old chap, I'd give that old girl a good old rogering, what!"


That's the most British thing ever posted on Getbig.  :D

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Re: Matt Canning / Horny Prince Rocks!
« Reply #34 on: July 03, 2023, 05:41:23 PM »
I enjoy it too, like a muscled version of "The Odd Couple".

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Nice job BB.  Very funny.  :D

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Re: Matt Canning / Horny Prince Rocks!
« Reply #35 on: July 03, 2023, 06:02:39 PM »
Christ I'm not that old!!

"I say old chap, I'd give that old girl a good old rogering, what!"


It's getbig, it would probably involve cottaging instead of rogering.

"Blimey! That geezer's arse was rough as a badger's chuff. Now me bellend's itching, what a cock-up!"

"You absolute knobhead, did you bugger that old nonce prime?"

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Re: Matt Canning / Horny Prince Rocks!
« Reply #36 on: July 03, 2023, 06:33:26 PM »
You fucking guys still in my bushes?

Sometimes we meet up at the getbig urinals but Bevo is always there and he mocks us for having small and/or crooked wieners so it always ends up as a downer.  Whereas at your place, you've got the MattC jerkoff video going 24/7 and a lot of paint cans in the garage that we can huff the fumes off of.

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Re: Matt Canning / Horny Prince Rocks! (TRIBUTE)
« Reply #37 on: July 03, 2023, 10:01:18 PM »
I'll give Matt credit for this being one of his better gimmicks. It's like that stupid 'Getbigger from the past, Bast' one but more refined. He basically gets to repeat himself BUT with the added step of also threatening to kill everyone. Something 'Matt' could never quite do because it would risk his account  :D.

For it to be anyone else, they'd have had to pre-empt his Prince Andrew fascination and use of 'Horny Prince', register the account over a year ago, and then ONLY use it at the exact same time as Matt is also happening to threaten to kill cops and ranting everywhere about Jews, haha. Forgive my skepticism, Matt.

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Re: Matt Canning / Horny Prince Rocks! (TRIBUTE)
« Reply #38 on: July 03, 2023, 11:15:48 PM »
Matty reminds me of a scene with Louis de Funès in the 1966 French comedy "Le Grand Restaurant."

Starts off ok, then goes full aspie-nazi




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Re: Matt Canning / Horny Prince Rocks!
« Reply #39 on: July 04, 2023, 04:31:34 AM »

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Re: Matt Canning / Horny Prince Rocks!
« Reply #40 on: July 04, 2023, 04:45:18 AM »
Is Matt also a midget?

That's what bodybuilding is all about.  Vertically challenged men are the target audience.  Just look at the average height of the top Olympia competitors.  Lee Priest, Danny Padilla, Shawn Ray,...

 

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Re: Matt Canning / Horny Prince Rocks! (TRIBUTE)
« Reply #41 on: July 04, 2023, 05:17:00 AM »
I'll give Matt credit for this being one of his better gimmicks. It's like that stupid 'Getbigger from the past, Bast' one but more refined. He basically gets to repeat himself BUT with the added step of also threatening to kill everyone. Something 'Matt' could never quite do because it would risk his account  :D.

For it to be anyone else, they'd have had to pre-empt his Prince Andrew fascination and use of 'Horny Prince', register the account over a year ago, and then ONLY use it at the exact same time as Matt is also happening to threaten to kill cops and ranting everywhere about Jews, haha. Forgive my skepticism, Matt.

Not sure why those words made me legit LOL just now - but they did  ;D
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Re: Matt Canning / Horny Prince Rocks! (TRIBUTE)
« Reply #42 on: July 04, 2023, 05:34:55 AM »
I'll give Matt credit for this being one of his better gimmicks. It's like that stupid 'Getbigger from the past, Bast' one but more refined. He basically gets to repeat himself BUT with the added step of also threatening to kill everyone. Something 'Matt' could never quite do because it would risk his account  :D.

For it to be anyone else, they'd have had to pre-empt his Prince Andrew fascination and use of 'Horny Prince', register the account over a year ago, and then ONLY use it at the exact same time as Matt is also happening to threaten to kill cops and ranting everywhere about Jews, haha. Forgive my skepticism, Matt.

Aha

I now know who The Horny Prince is


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Re: Matt Canning / Horny Prince Rocks! (TRIBUTE)
« Reply #43 on: July 04, 2023, 06:07:17 AM »
Not sure why those words made me legit LOL just now - but they did  ;D

 :D Wait until you're the one 'going in the oven', Taffin. Matt is coming for me and all the other lefty Jews here.

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Re: Matt Canning / Horny Prince Rocks! (TRIBUTE)
« Reply #44 on: July 04, 2023, 06:22:48 AM »
Let's tie up a few loose ends before we proceed to the business at hand.

Use a frikkin blender and chug if you cook at 0%. In the winter. As nature intends. Wat ya be tinkin, mon?

You don't just caveman the neck, Eddie. There's a wheeze/asphyxiation sweet spot. Pay the fuck attention unless you have a judicial process fetish.

One does not simply adopt a Toffeeshire [-"sheer"] internet persona, if the gentlemen would ever so kindly recall the dictates of decorum.

Gratuitously yours,

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Re: Matt Canning / Horny Prince Rocks!
« Reply #45 on: July 04, 2023, 10:28:34 PM »
I enjoy it too, like a muscled version of "The Odd Couple".

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Lol. They need their own reality show or sitcom.

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Re: Matt Canning / Horny Prince Rocks!
« Reply #46 on: July 05, 2023, 06:04:25 AM »
Someone want to fill me in on what this thread is about?

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Re: Matt Canning / Horny Prince Rocks!
« Reply #47 on: July 05, 2023, 08:42:05 AM »
Go jump from a bridge, retard.


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So Eloquently said.    ;D