Kid
"your the 2nd guy this month who thought he could hang out in our classroom with us kids and take pictures so his ex-wife would see them and now think he want's kids. Just move on bro, your ex and the country of China isn't going to buy it when you apply for the adoption papers just because you have a couple of photos. Maybe try taking down the thousands of men in thong photo's off your bedroom wall for starters "
Jay
"Hey kid, just smile for the camera. And here's a tshirt and mouth piece for your troubles."