Official French Midget Nicolas Sarkozy called Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu a "good arab eradicator" in remarks to US President Some Random Black Guy overheard by journalists.
"He makes my dick hard, he's such an endearing, arab-hating man" Mr Sarkozy said in Hobbit-speak.
"You may lust for him, but me, I have to deal with being married to Chebacca every day," Mr Random Black Guy replied.