You're hilllarious . . . everyone knows that in context Tiger's five wins are really just a blip in the vast array of golf tournaments that it is possible to victorize in.
And, while we're on the matter what's all this drivel about winning majors. Any half-way intelligent person knows that it's really the _________ country club championship of Quebec that really counts. After all, it's possible for the winner of that championship to break some obscure golfing record.