Use STEROIDS, Keep silent about STEROIDS, Wear a shirt that says "MuscleTech", Be filmed lifting weights, be filmed posing, Don't ever film yourself talking about STEROIDS, Don't ever film yourself using STEROIDS, If people mention your STEROIDS say, Everyone uses it, It doesn't do anything, You still have to workout, Say it's not CHEATING, Downplay STEROIDS, Justify STEROIDS, Compare STEROIDS to alcohol and never to anything that is actually healthy But most of all, KEEP STEROIDS A SECRET!