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Re: unreal/To Derek Anthony
« Reply #400 on: April 05, 2006, 08:56:06 AM »
Chances are, its not Derek posting on here... really.
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Re: unreal/To Derek Anthony
« Reply #401 on: April 05, 2006, 09:39:54 AM »
Quote from: sean on April 05, 2006, 08:56:06 AM
Chances are, its not Derek posting on here... really.

 Ron has verified that it is Derek, or his ghostwriter(s).
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Re: unreal/To Derek Anthony
« Reply #402 on: April 05, 2006, 10:22:50 AM »
doesn't that last pic look like he has a big wad of jiz on his lip & nose. :-X
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Re: unreal/To Derek Anthony
« Reply #403 on: April 05, 2006, 10:34:47 PM »
lol, Honest question... Derek, what was your gpa in high school?   1.6? 1.3?    I bet you got shoved in lockers and such.  Perhaps a few towel whips?  It could explain your severe homosexuality.


Also, your physique looks like nothing.  I have been in this game for a while and to be honest, I can name at least 5 guys at my gym that are much bigger and more defined than you.   Ouch..
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Re: unreal/To Derek Anthony
« Reply #404 on: April 05, 2006, 10:38:16 PM »
I am sorry, I just can not get over how ugly you are.   You are a sad boy.
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Re: unreal ...........
« Reply #405 on: April 06, 2006, 01:57:34 PM »
Quote from: Childish///AMG on March 24, 2006, 02:14:47 PM
We do about 2-3 "Pubo-Vag" slings a week :) :) We can make those accidental pee episodes
a thing of the past ;D Cute face, and nice boobs Nicole 8) 8)

You must be blind cuz Derek said I was old n' saggy and my face is busted. But what does a fag know about chicks anyway, right?
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Re: unreal ...........
« Reply #406 on: April 06, 2006, 01:58:21 PM »
Quote from: sarcasm on March 24, 2006, 02:21:42 PM
he's the little Hummer leasing, two apartment renting, hairpiece wearing, twelve dick sucking, cock in the ass recieving, synthol loaded gay hooker that this thread is about.

Only Derek would lease/finance a Hummer. WTF man.
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Re: unreal ...........
« Reply #407 on: April 06, 2006, 02:00:55 PM »
Quote from: Nicole Weeks on April 06, 2006, 01:58:21 PM
Only Derek would lease/finance a Hummer. WTF man.

Sure.

Alot of people in this industry do that.  There are few who can outright buy a Hummer in cash, and most of those who could, wouldn't buy a Hummer anyway.

Only in bodybuilding.....

Perception is NOT reality.





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Re: To Derek Anthony.......
« Reply #408 on: April 06, 2006, 02:03:26 PM »
Quote from: hipolito mejia on March 25, 2006, 11:02:42 AM

why don't u learn to play an instrument or something?


He plays the skin flute...does that count?
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Re: To Derek Anthony.......
« Reply #409 on: April 06, 2006, 02:04:59 PM »
Quote from: Nicole Weeks on April 06, 2006, 02:03:26 PM
He plays the skin flute...does that count?

 How much does he practice playing this instrument?
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Re: unreal ...........
« Reply #410 on: April 06, 2006, 02:05:35 PM »
Quote from: Nicole Weeks on April 06, 2006, 01:58:21 PM
Only Derek would lease/finance a Hummer. WTF man.



Derek's neighbor is getting pissed because Derek won't stop taking pictures of their Hummer..
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Re: unreal/To Derek Anthony
« Reply #411 on: April 06, 2006, 02:08:38 PM »
Quote from: Xecutioner on March 26, 2006, 09:27:49 AM
Man, I haven't laughed so hard at a thread in a long time. The back and forths are priceless.

Oh I hear ya. I was gone for a week and can't believe it's still going on.
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Re: unreal/To Derek Anthony
« Reply #412 on: April 06, 2006, 02:12:32 PM »
Quote from: sarcasm on April 01, 2006, 07:21:27 AM
Derek is gayer than pineapple and chicken on a pizza.

hey, that actually sounds pretty yummy. Prefer HAM and pineapple...but chicken is healthier.
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Re: unreal/To Derek Anthony
« Reply #413 on: April 06, 2006, 02:13:58 PM »
That boy's gayer than Richard Simmons in a members-only jacket.
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Re: unreal/To Derek Anthony
« Reply #414 on: April 06, 2006, 02:14:20 PM »
Quote from: bigdumbbell on April 01, 2006, 04:16:01 PM
derek, when you strip for the people do you flip your toupee into the crowd? 

ROFLMAO!!!!
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Re: unreal ...........
« Reply #415 on: April 06, 2006, 02:16:34 PM »
Quote from: Nicole Weeks on April 06, 2006, 01:57:34 PM
You must be blind cuz Derek said I was old n' saggy and my face is busted. But what does a fag know about chicks anyway, right?

MILF ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: unreal/To Derek Anthony
« Reply #416 on: April 06, 2006, 02:16:42 PM »
Quote from: Harry R. M. Pitts on April 04, 2006, 07:41:47 AM

Derek, do you confirm or deny you wear a hair piece?  The public deserves to know.

If it's not a toupe it's a Flo-bee haircut!
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Re: To Derek Anthony.......
« Reply #417 on: April 06, 2006, 02:19:11 PM »
Quote from: LuciusFox on April 06, 2006, 02:04:59 PM
How much does he practice playing this instrument?

The videos are on his website for $1.99/minute. Age verification required.
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Re: unreal ...........
« Reply #418 on: April 06, 2006, 02:19:57 PM »
Quote from: gordiano on April 06, 2006, 02:16:34 PM
MILF ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Except that I don't have any kids....but uh, thank you anway?  ???
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Re: unreal ...........
« Reply #419 on: April 06, 2006, 02:21:40 PM »
Quote from: Nicole Weeks on April 06, 2006, 02:19:57 PM
Except that I don't have any kids....but uh, thank you anway?  ???

 Once you get to age 40, you are automatically eligible to be a MILF.
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Re: unreal ...........
« Reply #420 on: April 06, 2006, 02:22:58 PM »
Quote from: Nicole Weeks on April 06, 2006, 02:19:57 PM
Except that I don't have any kids....but uh, thank you anway?  ???

It was a compliment. Believe me.  ;)
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Re: unreal ...........
« Reply #421 on: April 06, 2006, 02:24:14 PM »
Quote from: gordiano on April 06, 2006, 02:22:58 PM
It was a compliment. Believe me.  ;)

Gordy......you kill me.

I don't see how it could ever be a compliment to call a woman a MILF when she has no kids.

I know what you were getting at though.



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Re: unreal ...........
« Reply #422 on: April 06, 2006, 02:26:35 PM »
Quote from: DIVISION on April 06, 2006, 02:24:14 PM
Gordy......you kill me.

I don't see how it could ever be a compliment to call a woman a MILF when she has no kids.

I know what you were getting at though.



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Re: unreal ...........
« Reply #423 on: April 06, 2006, 02:26:57 PM »
Quote from: LuciusFox on April 06, 2006, 02:21:40 PM
Once you get to age 40, you are automatically eligible to be a MILF.

I'm not 40 you dick-bag.
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Re: unreal ...........
« Reply #424 on: April 06, 2006, 02:28:27 PM »
Quote from: Nicole Weeks on April 06, 2006, 02:26:57 PM
I'm not 40 you dick-bag.

You shouldn't be offended by all this......

Remember the website you're on.





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