I take Getbig seriously?

[kiwiol]

WARNING: Serious thread. Do not read and then whine

Maybe you should go play outside instead.  Taking it so seriously will only cause harm (more than just your wrists). That's why we're trying to snap you out of it big man. You're worth more than that.

Alex, I take everything seriously only when I'm online. Who puts the most amount of energy into the SQUAD? Me. Why? Cause I'm the mod.

Do you understand?

As mod, I want the most amount of views, traffic and thread generation in my board. That's the only REAL tie between me and Getbig. That and the real friends I've made - they know who they are. The V is my one and only concern. The SQUAD is just a weapon I use to help achieve my goal. That and the fact that everyone of the guys in it, current and ex, are the best crop of posters in Getbig as far as sense of humor goes (there's also a few outside like Sir William Idol).

The SQUAD drives everyone crazy and get's into people's hair. That's what attracts viewers and posters and that's why this board is the best board for entertainment. That's why I'm taking the SQUAD seriously. No, I don't think we're a gang LOL. No one among us members think that. The ONLY thing we all have in common is the fact that we come here to get a big laugh and join in the scrape just to show how quick witted and funny we are.

Again, this is all true only when I'm online.

It matters only when you login but when you login, it matters Alex.

[kiwiol]

hahaha you mean like this one .........by the way it's the sharpest tool in the shed

I know dude. But I wanted to make Mars understand and he's not the sharpest deck in the card

BTW, check out my analysis game thread in the G&O. You'll love it

Com'on Superstar! It's not like I don't have proof of all the shit you've said about Alex23 and Heckler. Just because I said I don't post PMs doesn't mean I won't change my mind in the future

lucky for you I won't

[Alex23]

Alex, I take everything seriously only when I'm online. Who puts the most amount of energy into the SQUAD? Me. Why? Cause I'm the mod.

Do you understand?

As mod, I want the most amount of views, traffic and thread generation in my board. That's the only REAL tie between me and Getbig. That and the real friends I've made - they know who they are. The V is my one and only concern. The SQUAD is just a weapon I use to help achieve my goal. That and the fact that everyone of the guys in it, current and ex, are the best crop of posters in Getbig as far as sense of humor goes (there's also a few outside like Sir William Idol).

The SQUAD drives everyone crazy and get's into people's hair. That's what attracts viewers and posters and that's why this board is the best board for entertainment. That's why I'm taking the SQUAD seriously. No, I don't think we're a gang LOL. No one among us members think that. The ONLY thing we all have in common is the fact that we come here to get a big laugh and join in the scrape just to show how quick witted and funny we are.

Again, this is all true only when I'm online.

It matters only when you login but when you login, it matters Alex.

Agree with you only if it stays in the boundaries of the V. Which is never the case.

Didn't Ron talked to you about that?

[kiwiol]

Agree with you only if it stays in the boundaries of the V. Which is never the case.

Didn't Ron talked to you about that?

Haha Alex you're so naive dude. Ron knows this board as much as he knows the G&O. He'll never acknowledge it but he's one of the guys who very closely follows all the threads here and gets a good laugh out of them too. Why wouldn't he? It's his baby and the reason he has his hand on the pulse of every board of this forum is why he's such a smart and successfull businessman who's made the best bodybuilding, if not the online forum by a country mile.

Why do you think Ron didn't kick me out when heaps of you joined forces recently that had some big names like Sandycoosworth, Superstar, you, Danielson, Bluto etc  - me whose name or form Ron doesn't know from Adam

[Alex23]

Haha Alex you're so naive dude. Ron knows this board as much as he knows the G&O. He'll never acknowledge it but he's one of the guys who very closely follows all the threads here and gets a good laugh out of them too. Why wouldn't he? It's his baby and the reason he has his pulse on every board of this forum is why he's such a smart and successfull businessman who's made the best bodybuilding, if not the online forum by a country mile.

Why do you think Ron didn't kick me out when heaps of you joined forces recently that had some big names like Sandycoosworth, Superstar, you, Danielson, Bluto etc

Let's be honest here, what is Ron's point of view via trolling shit outside of the V? Be honest here, we both know.

[kiwiol]

Let's be honest here, what is Ron's point of view via trolling shit outside of the V? Be honest here, we both know.

Sometimes I wish I wasn't the only one brilliant enough to look at the big picture here

Alex, Ron had no ideas for the alphabet boards - he still doesn't cause he knows that as long as a faction's using it heavily, it's doing OK. But by allowing free speech here, he created an environment where people can say what they want, which is what lead to the creation of the SQUAD in one way and the reason why the SQUAD exists to this date and hated/loved by guys like you.

I was just an unexpected, voluntary ally to Ron who came along for the fun of it but turned out to be one of his best. I'm very intense with things that I get involved in. That's how intense and capable I am, Alex, by making you all think that I'm serious when I'm not as I've proved over and over. I poured a lot of my energy into the board cause I was doing it at work where I was getting paid an indecent sum for doing nothing for nearly 5 out of 8 hours everyday. I just so happen to be incredibly intense while also having a superlative mental capacity - maybe the former is a by product of the latter . I took great pride and pleasure in contributing to and building this board and the results have shown themselves in the Stats time and again.

And I did it cause I'm a very generous person mate, although I did get paid back in full by all the laughs I got from some of the best posts here. I won't say I made this board - I didn't. But I will say I'm the prime mover behind it - this board that regardless of whether they love it or hate it, over half of Getbig reads and follows and enjoys, even though most never post once (yes, that is true).

Again, when I log off, I have my life to live in which I work 2 jobs, socialise a lot, workout, read and play xbox

[bigmc]

Sometimes I wish I wasn't the only one brilliant enough to look at the big picture here

Alex, Ron had no ideas for the alphabet boards. But by allowing free speech here, he created an environment where people can say what they want, which is what lead to the creation of the SQUAD in one way and the reason why the SQUAD exists to this date and hated/loved by guys like you.

I was just an unexpected, free ally to Ron who came along for the fun of it but turned out to be one of his best. I'm very intense with things that I get involved in. That's how intense and capable I am, Alex, by making you all think that I'm serious when I'm not as I've proved over and over. I poured a lot of my energy into the board cause I was doing it at work where I was getting paid an indecent sum for doing nothing for nearly 5 out of 8 hours everyday. I just so happen to be incredibly intense while also have a superlative mental capacity . I took great pleasure in contributing and building this board and the results have shown themselves in the Stats time and again.

And I did it cause I'm a very generous person mate, although I did get paid back in full by all the laughs I got from some of the best posts here. I won't say I made this board - I didn't. But I will say I'm the prime mover behind it - this board that regardless of whether they love it or hate it, over half of Getbig reads and follows and enjoys, even though most never post once (yes, that is true).

Again, when I log off, I have my life to live in which I work 2 jobs, socialise a lot, workout, read and play xbox

translation= i need to get laid

[kiwiol]

For the record I think that the only mod here who can hold my jockstrap is Flower who does an amazing job with the X board that's done so greatly, efficiently and silently that it's unfortunate that all the people who comment on the X board being lame (which it's not) fail to see what an amazing job she does with the modding, keeping everything consistent etc.

I won't say I don't like the X board. I'll say I don't use the X board cause it caters to a very specific and exclusive sense of humor (which can be a compliment or not ) that doesn't appeal to me.

And BTW for those of you who didn't realise, Flower's got the best sense of humor in Getbig among the females, none of whom can hold a candle to her. Too bad she's wasting her talents like a master martial artist who chooses to meditate instead of fight. Flower could literally double the V board traffic if she wished.

Flower, if you read this, I'll send you naked pics of myself if you post here regularly and help keep these little tits in line with your big............ whoops!

[danielson]

And BTW for those of you who didn't realise, Flower's got the best sense of humor in Getbig among the females,

Bluto has the best sense of humor period. Admit it Kiwi, you know he is a funny fucker.

[kiwiol]

translation= i need to get laid

Oh brother

Typical mc reply in which he'll bring in his sex life into the scene in the most inappropriate contexts

Bluto has the best sense of humor period. Admit it Kiwi, you know he is a funny fucker.

I'll admit Bluto's made me laugh out loud heaps of times. Bluto, you're lucky I'm in a REALLY good mood to say it

For the record, Bluto's the guy who comes closest to me in terms of making people think he's obsessed with Getbig when I know that he's a guy who logs off Getbig in his head when he logs off online, and gets on with his life.

And I also know Bluto's got a great build cause he posted his pics as Bandit, unless of course, Bandit was (the possible gimmick of) a friend who Bluto enlisted

And Bluto, I've finally made peace with you my friend

[danielson]

I'll admit Bluto's made me laugh out loud heaps of times. Bluto, you're lucky I'm in a REALLY good mood to say it

For the record, Bluto's the guy who comes closest to me in terms of making people think he's obsessed with Getbig when I know that he's a guy who logs off Getbig in his head when he logs off online, and get on with his life.

And I also know Bluto's got a great build cause he posted his pics as Bandit, unless of course, Bandit was (the possible gimmick of) a friend who Bluto enlisted

He made me laugh for hours in the thread where Blockhead said that Sarcasm called him regarding the pictures posted and Bluto made a post that simply said..."Did you tell him to calm down Tiger?". That shit was priceless

[kiwiol]

Alex, I take everything seriously only when I'm online. Who puts the most amount of energy into the SQUAD? Me. Why? Cause I'm the mod.

Do you understand?

As mod, I want the most amount of views, traffic and thread generation in my board. That's the only REAL tie between me and Getbig. That and the real friends I've made - they know who they are. The V is my one and only concern. The SQUAD is just a weapon I use to help achieve my goal. That and the fact that everyone of the guys in it, current and ex, are the best crop of posters in Getbig as far as sense of humor goes (there's also a few outside like Sir William Idol).

And Alex and Superstar and Heckler and all the other slow witted cvnts, do you all FINALLY realise why I'll never be or have ever wanted to be the leader of the SQUAD? Cause it'll serve me no purpose, not to mention Sars is doing a great job that I couldn't equal in any way. I just want to play a crucial role in my star attraction cause I'm the mod of the board whose traffic improves because of it.

For those of you who are shocked, also realise that everyone on the current SQUAD list feels the exact same way about the SQUAD, including and especially the great Sarcasm. We all come here to purely have a laugh over retarded, non-serious shit. I just make sure the house is ready for my brothers

For the record, It's my greatest honor to serve with all the legends in the SQUAD

[The Squadfather]

And Alex and Superstar and Heckler and all the other slow witted cvnts, do you all FINALLY realise why I'll never be or have ever wanted to be the leader of the SQUAD? Cause it'll serve me no purpose, not to mention Sars is doing a great job that I couldn't equal in any way. I just want to play a crucial role in my star attraction cause I'm the mod of the board whose traffic improves because of it.

For those of you who are shocked, also realise that everyone on the current SQUAD list feels the exact same way about the SQUAD, including and especially the great Sarcasm. We all come here to purely have a laugh over retarded, non-serious shit. I just make sure the house is ready for my brothers

For the record, It's my greatest honor to serve with all the legends in the SQUAD

it's the allmighty SQUADS honor to have you amongst us Kiwi.

[kiwiol]

it's the allmighty SQUADS honor to have you amongst us Kiwi.

Wow, Thank you Sir!

I hope there's at least 1 person out there who realises I just got one of the biggest compliments from the man who really is my friend and idol

[kiwiol]

And Alex and Superstar and Heckler and all the other slow witted cvnts, do you all FINALLY realise why I'll never be or have ever wanted to be the leader of the SQUAD? Cause it'll serve me no purpose

Hahahaha so sweet is vindication! I know I'm posting a PM of Heckler after making a lot of noise about not posting PMs but this will be the one exception where I do it to prove what I've said. Sorry Heckler - I know this is going to turn you into the laughing stock of Getbig

Here's a PM Heckler the nimrod sent me ages ago. I'll post up a screenshot if any one wants

Let me just say that your efforts will be richly rewarded.  This is one of the primary reasons you have risen so quickly through the ranks of the Almighty Squad.  You are our greatest spokesman.  Keep up the fine work, my friend, and even greater things lie in store.

And here was my reply to him (Feb 16th)

No dude, you misread me - I was talking about YOU.

TBH, you seem like a cool guy and I did want to like and trust you like I do other SQUAD members, but for some reason, you always strike me as a reincarnation / alias account of TomR1976, whose obsession with the SQUAD was just plain unhealthy.

You are obviously someone's alias. I know you aren't Sarcasm. You could be Adonis, but that's all beside the point. I don't honestly take these things seriously enough to start a formal, more serious query about you like I could - I have my network of people too. So, your saying 'I'll be rewarded' just brings a smile to my face, cause nothing that happens here really matters to me in any significant way.

I don't mean to disrespect or piss you off, but unless you're Sarcasm or Mars, which I know you're not, you can't do anything to affect my SQUAD status. So, don't tell me stuff like 'I'll be rewarded', cause that's exactly what TomR used to do, before we collectively tore him a new one and made him disappear.

I said it elsewhere and I'll repeat it again - I don't take all the SQUAD and other things seriously at all. It's like playing a console game - it's not reality and it loses it's significance when you step away from the Xbox or whatever, but you do get involved during the time you play it. And when you play it, you play it by the 'rules' and more importantly, play to win! And I know for a fact that every other SQUAD member is the same way.

I like the SQUAD's sense of humor - always have. I followed the board for 2 years or more before I started posting. I'm glad that I got to mod the V cause within that board, I can let the SQUAD dominate in every way it wants. But that's as far as my wish to be somebody in Getbig goes.

I like the sport of bodybuilding and consider myself a fan. That's it. I don't belong in the industry nor do I wish to use my rep. here to get a break in the industry and go places or anything. So, there really isn't anything that you can do for me. I just want to make that absolutely clear.

Again, no offence meant in any way, cause there is no need to . Trust me, I'm being honest with you. Stay in touch and keep posting in the V 

Haha I can literally see a few eyes getting opened to see something they could have never thought before, so perfect was my act. And I was made fun of for 'taking this seriously' - I, who took it seriously enough only to not take it at all seriously! But within that limitation, I achieved THAT much.

Again, I did all this only while logged in. Never spent time outside the computer worrying about the V or SQUAD or whatever (although I did think of some of my friends here once in a blue moon upon some external trigger).

Yes, I'm a Genius, bitches

[Alex23]

Changing thread title = taking that shit wayyyyyyy too seriously.

Hope this helps

[NJ_Slinky]

Holy Christ, somebody take his keyboard away.

asdfjkl - worn out

[tu_holmes]

Is talking about how you don't take a message board seriously a sign that you take it too seriously?

[NJ_Slinky]

Is talking about how you don't take a message board seriously a sign that you take it too seriously?

It's called 'anticipated geek deflection'.  The odds of proving it wrong without leaving any room for doubt would be to roll a 287,003,118 sided die with each top side appearing in numerical order.

dungeon - tub

[kiwiol]

Holy Christ, somebody take his keyboard away.

asdfjkl - worn out

LMFAO!

Is talking about how you don't take a message board seriously a sign that you take it too seriously?

Ever hear of taking pride in one's work mate?

[Alex23]

Ever hear of taking pride in one's work mate?

That's what we do in real life. Built a career on it and make a living out of it. (Hint)

TU, I might need your help with a Cisco 3600 that won't route just certain IP masks. I'm about to go to the beach with it and throw it off the Oceanside Wharf


Kiwi, I allways liked you man and what had to be done had to be done. Sorry you got mixed into that shit, seriously.

Take a break man and regroup.

[tu_holmes]

It's called 'anticipated geek deflection'.  The odds of proving it wrong without leaving any room for doubt would be to roll a 287,003,118 sided die with each top side appearing in numerical order.

dungeon - tub

Haha!

LMFAO!

Ever hear of taking pride in one's work mate?

I have... I never considered posting on getbig as work, but I see your point.

That's what we do in real life. Built a career on it and make a living out of it. (Hint)

TU, I might need your help with a Cisco 3600 that won't route just certain IP masks. I'm about to go to the beach with it and throw it off the Oceanside Wharf

No problem... If I can't figure it out, I got a guy who is a TOP tier CCNE who can hook us up.

[bmacsys]

Wow, anybody who actually has to think deep thoughts and literally compose posts on a forum takes this way too far. Thats not the way this is supposed to work. Too each his own I guess.

[kiwiol]

That's what we do in real life. Built a career on it and make a living out of it. (Hint)

TU, I might need your help with a Cisco 3600 that won't route just certain IP masks. I'm about to go to the beach with it and throw it off the Oceanside Wharf


Kiwi, I allways liked you man and what had to be done had to be done. Sorry you got mixed into that shit, seriously.

Take a break man and regroup.

Haha Alex you fool! How can YOU take pity on me? You just made yourself the laughing stock of everyone who's more intelligent than you are (and there are many). Your primary purpose is the destruction of pinnacles and enshrining of mediocrity which you're a part of - and I mean that only in the capacity of you being a poster, not any other aspect of you of which you've got nothing to be ashamed of.

Alex, I got paid for everything that I've done in Getbig mate. Because I've got nothing to do in my current job (which is going to end soon cause of a venture I've started), which is why I did it so gladly and with a grin on my face - when you're smart enough, you can get paid for doing what you enjoy

I have... I never considered posting on getbig as work, but I see your point.

Of course you haven't. That why when people think about the V, they think of me and not you. And only when they think about the V cause I'm to all the other boards, what you are to V which is where I do my modding job (not meant to offend in any way).

[kiwiol]

Wow, anybody who actually has to think deep thoughts and literally compose posts on a forum takes this way too far. Thats not the way this is supposed to work. Too each his own I guess.

Please! I'm better built than most guys and am pretty good for a natural. I've studied at University, dated girls, had a girl fall in love with me purely based on what she read from me, watch tons of movies every week like I love, go out and have a great, well-rounded life. And have made some great friends whom I meet up with at least 1 or twice a week.

Trust me, I didn't miss out on anything that Getbig got it's way into

And I swear guys - upon the V, that I met the girl of my dreams a week before all of the shit started here (2 weeks ago). Trust me, Getbig is just a casual albeit intense hobby that I get paid to practise