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Anyone here write poetry?
« on: January 25, 2014, 03:11:27 PM »
Giving it a shot... here's what I'm working on:

I stand on the hill, not for a thrill, but for the breath of a fresh kill. Nevermind the man who contemplates doing away with license plates. He stands alone anyhow, baking the cookies of discontent, by the heat of the laundromat vent. Then like in poetry, dot, dot, dot he drops down!!! Leaving his soul! Parting the waters of themedulla oblongata of.... man kind.

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Re: Anyone here write poetry?
« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2014, 03:37:30 PM »
Sounds like a song from a bad Rush wannabe band....maybe Triumph....sorry dude. Haha.
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Re: Anyone here write poetry?
« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2014, 04:38:32 PM »
roses are red
violets are violets
tits tits tits
I love tits
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Re: Anyone here write poetry?
« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2014, 04:40:24 PM »
Quote from: Roger Bacon on January 25, 2014, 03:11:27 PM
Giving it a shot... here's what I'm working on:

I stand on the hill, not for a thrill, but for the breath of a fresh kill. Nevermind the man who contemplates doing away with license plates. He stands alone anyhow, baking the cookies of discontent, by the heat of the laundromat vent. Then like in poetry, dot, dot, dot he drops down!!! Leaving his soul! Parting the waters of themedulla oblongata of.... man kind.


It was a bright bright day  in the middle of the night
when 2 dead boys began to fight
back to back .. they faced each other
drew their swords and shot one another
a deaf policeman heard the noise
came and killed the 2 dead boys
if you don't believe this story is true.. ask the blind man .......... he saw it too
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Re: Anyone here write poetry?
« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2014, 04:42:27 PM »
Quote from: Roger Bacon on January 25, 2014, 03:11:27 PM
Giving it a shot... here's what I'm working on:

I stand on the hill, not for a thrill, but for the breath of a fresh kill. Nevermind the man who contemplates doing away with license plates. He stands alone anyhow, baking the cookies of discontent, by the heat of the laundromat vent. Then like in poetry, dot, dot, dot he drops down!!! Leaving his soul! Parting the waters of themedulla oblongata of.... man kind.



Is this a joke? ...that's terrible.  I think of more profound turns of phrase when I'm taking shit...or cleaning my ears.
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Re: Anyone here write poetry?
« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2014, 04:47:05 PM »
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Re: Anyone here write poetry?
« Reply #6 on: January 25, 2014, 04:52:15 PM »
all the time. look through my old posts i used to write tons of poems...


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Re: Anyone here write poetry?
« Reply #7 on: January 25, 2014, 05:00:51 PM »
Quote from: Kahn.N.Singh on January 25, 2014, 04:35:16 PM
Melody and tune, that's your trade, Roger. You're a tunesmith and showing your true Aries color.


Kahn.N.Singh is real smart with philosophies and things. That's why him and me are the songwriting team of our group. I make up good tunes or melodies as we call them and Kahn.N.Singh is the lyrics.
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Re: Anyone here write poetry?
« Reply #8 on: January 25, 2014, 05:12:40 PM »
Quote from: Roger Bacon on January 25, 2014, 03:11:27 PM
Giving it a shot... here's what I'm working on:

I stand on the hill, not for a thrill, but for the breath of a fresh kill. Nevermind the man who contemplates doing away with droppin plates. He stands alone anyhow, baking the cookies of discontent, by the heat of the laundromat vent. Then like in poetry, dot, dot, dot he drops down!!! Leaving his soul! Parting the waters of themedulla oblongata of.... man kind.



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Re: Anyone here write poetry?
« Reply #9 on: January 25, 2014, 05:21:36 PM »
Quote from: Kahn.N.Singh on January 25, 2014, 05:13:19 PM
I'm sorry, Roger Bacon, you're also a wordsmith, in addition to being a mighty fine tunesmith. I didn't mean to be so damned... well, assholish I guess would be the word.  As for everyone else, get the *fuck* out of my house now! That goes for cocksuckers and retards, too! Leave me be while I go eat a basket of mustard and biscuits.

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Re: Anyone here write poetry?
« Reply #10 on: January 25, 2014, 05:27:12 PM »
Quote from: Kahn.N.Singh on January 25, 2014, 05:13:19 PM
I'm sorry, Roger Bacon, you're also a wordsmith, in addition to being a mighty fine tunesmith. I didn't mean to be so damned... well, assholish I guess would be the word.  As for everyone else, get the *fuck* out of my house now! That goes for cocksuckers and retards, too! Leave me be while I go eat a basket of mustard and biscuits.

Mr. Doyle Hargreaves is a profound gentleman.
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Re: Anyone here write poetry?
« Reply #11 on: January 25, 2014, 06:22:47 PM »
Roger bacon I would líke to fry him, if I had a rope I would like to tie him, if he is for sale I would líke to buy him,  can he take a plunger up his ass I would like to try him.
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Re: Anyone here write poetry?
« Reply #12 on: January 25, 2014, 06:48:13 PM »
Quote from: the trainer on January 25, 2014, 06:22:47 PM
Roger bacon I would líke to fry him, if I had a rope I would like to tie him, if he is for sale I would líke to buy him,  can he take a plunger up his ass I would like to try him.

Damn, you're a moderm day poet... kind of like in olden times...  :o
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Re: Anyone here write poetry?
« Reply #13 on: January 25, 2014, 06:48:45 PM »
I do. I write to the women I care about. It's worked with every single one. It must come from your heart. I always went to the deepest part of my soul and totally expose myself about my feelings toward them. Lots of idioms, analogies, metaphors and similes, it helps of you have a broad vocabulary or verbose. ;) :-* it's still good to have dictionaries, thesaurus and book of synonyms and antonyms. Weed helps get the imagination going. Put my Wiggs spin on it and it's panties off. I do mean the stuff I write, it's just that guys don't do this anymore so when it happens and it's good, you're going to own that woman's heart. 
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Re: Anyone here write poetry?
« Reply #14 on: January 25, 2014, 06:50:05 PM »
A bumblebee stung me

Directly on my balls

My screams of pain

Echoe through the halls
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Re: Anyone here write poetry?
« Reply #15 on: January 25, 2014, 06:51:05 PM »
It's easy to grin
when your PEDs come in
and you've got the Olympia beat.
But the bodybuilder worthwhile
is the bodybuilder who can smile
when his glittery thong is too tight in the seat
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Re: Anyone here write poetry?
« Reply #16 on: January 25, 2014, 06:56:08 PM »
Rhyming is old and outdated. The best poetry doesn't rhyme. (IMO)
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Re: Anyone here write poetry?
« Reply #17 on: January 25, 2014, 06:57:33 PM »
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Re: Anyone here write poetry?
« Reply #18 on: January 25, 2014, 07:26:12 PM »
Quote from: Rambone on January 25, 2014, 06:51:05 PM
It's easy to grin
when your PEDs come in
and you've got the Olympia beat.
But the bodybuilder worthwhile
is the bodybuilder who can smile
when his glittery thong is too tight in the seat

Nicely played!
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Re: Anyone here write poetry?
« Reply #19 on: January 25, 2014, 08:13:26 PM »
Quote from: Roger Bacon on January 25, 2014, 03:11:27 PM
Giving it a shot... here's what I'm working on:

I stand on the hill, not for a thrill, but for the breath of a fresh kill. Nevermind the man who contemplates doing away with license plates. He stands alone anyhow, baking the cookies of discontent, by the heat of the laundromat vent. Then like in poetry, dot, dot, dot he drops down!!! Leaving his soul! Parting the waters of themedulla oblongata of.... man kind.


ask omr I'm pretty sure he does with him being gay and all
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Re: Anyone here write poetry?
« Reply #20 on: January 25, 2014, 08:15:57 PM »
Roses are Red
Violets are blue
Roger Bacon loves cock
And his Mother does too !!!
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Re: Anyone here write poetry?
« Reply #21 on: January 25, 2014, 08:33:23 PM »
Quote from: E-Kul on January 25, 2014, 08:15:57 PM
Roses are Red
Violets are blue
Roger Bacon loves cock
And his Mother does too !!!

Roses are Red
And so was E-Kul
After being chewed on
By a big ass Pitt Bull
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Re: Anyone here write poetry?
« Reply #22 on: January 25, 2014, 08:37:42 PM »
Quote from: Knooger on January 25, 2014, 08:33:23 PM
Roses are Red
And so was E-Kul
After being chewed on
By a big ass Pitt Bull

thanks bro, that's awesome  ;D
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Re: Anyone here write poetry?
« Reply #23 on: January 25, 2014, 08:55:15 PM »
Quote from: Knooger on January 25, 2014, 08:33:23 PM
Roses are Red
And so was E-Kul
After being chewed on
By a big ass Pitt Bull
Roses are red
And so was E-Kul
But that pitbull is dead
I'm now in the black instead
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Re: Anyone here write poetry?
« Reply #24 on: January 25, 2014, 09:36:00 PM »
I'll fck ur sister
I'll fck ur Kat
I would fck yo moms but the bitch is too fat

Like to eat
Like to sck it
Take a shit in a bucket
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