Why do you keep denying that you are an ADMITTED pole smoker? Projection will do you no good, Zachary Gates.
here's the thing: you will accept nothing except me saying "why yes, adam abeles, i am!" but the problem is that just ain't the case.
i could expound upon it further, but you won't listen. if you'd ever care to set aside personal differences and just listen to reason for five minutes i'd be glad to explain to you the finer points of the situation but i not only doubt your maturity but also your cognitive ability to understand it.
so at the end of the day, it's just easier to call you a gay-obsessed idiot.