CalvinH does a Warrior Dash.

[The Showstoppa]

Can you even run 400 yards wo passing out?

I could maybe knock out a 40yd dash. 

[Butterbean]

Everyone but me is a noob.

Pipe down noob.

[CalvinH]

Run is tomorrow

[Grape Ape]

Run is tomorrow

Where is it?

[chaos]

Where is it?

Outside.

[bigmc]

I could maybe knock out a 40yd dash to get some melon and fried chicken. 

fixed

[CalvinH]

Where is it?

Outside.

 

Thompson Ct.

[Grape Ape]

Outside.

Go lift a tree or something.

[The Showstoppa]

fixed

I can dance and dunk. 

[CalvinH]

Finished first out of everyone I ran with


...then drank the rest of the day and night

[Mr Nobody]

Finished first out of everyone I ran with


...then drank the rest of the day and night

Good job what was the payout for first?

[CalvinH]

Good job what was the payout for first?

No payout...only first in the group of friends and family that ran.

...I guess you could say the payout was beers and shots of Southern

[bigmc]

Finished first out of everyone I ran with


...then drank the rest of the day and night

where did you finish overall champ

[Mr Nobody]

No payout...only first in the group of friends and family that ran.

...I guess you could say the payout was beers and shots of Southern

Sounds good congrats.

[CalvinH]

where did you finish overall champ

Don't know,i'll get an email in a few days with my time.
I'm sure not in top runners.they send out groups of people every half hour from 8am until 5pm.
all the weirdos that take it serious{ahem,cough,cough,soul cruncher}are the first in line in the first heat.


...I was passing people as I ran but got slowed down at a couple of obstacles.nothing like waiting to climb a wall but waiting cuz a fat chick that started a half hour before coudn't get her lard ass over.


plus I was a head of my friends so I slowed down a couple of times so they could get closer.

[chaos]

 

[Butterbean]

Lol

[Soul Crusher]

Warrior Dash is a good intro to OCR 

Its for chicks  - but its better than nothing. 

[Clavins Dad]

No payout...only first in the group of friends and family that ran.

Clavin, when I got to the finish line you were already at the bar 

[CalvinH]

Clavin, when I got to the finish line you were already at the bar 

I waited for you at the top of the hill after the wall climb but you took forever

[Clavins Dad]

I waited for you at the top of the hill after the wall climb but you took forever

I got delayed consoling a young lady in a bulking phase. 

Apparently some scoundrel had berated her for taking to long getting over the wall

[The Showstoppa]

I got delayed consoling a young lady in a bulking phase. 

Apparently some scoundrel had berated her for taking to long getting over the wall

Perhaps 3333 could use his patented "Oops thumb" up her fart box to help out?

[bigmc]

Perhaps 3333 could use his patented "Oops thumb" up her fart box to help out?

unfortunately 333 was indisposed due to wrestling fat accountants in a kids sand box

while some pt that had charged him 200 bucks for the honour shouted at him

[CalvinH]

I got delayed consoling a young lady in a bulking phase. 

Apparently some scoundrel had berated her for taking to long getting over the wall

It was that or shove her fat ass over the wall...

[Butterbean]

I got delayed consoling a young lady in a bulking phase. 

Apparently some scoundrel had berated her for taking to long getting over the wall