Macros! - Proteins, Carbs, Fats!

[Shockwave]

Where did you come up with this?

I think the sarcasm went over your head Joe.

[Van_Bilderass]

15-20 + = muscular endurance

Platz built his quads with endurance training?

[BigCyp]

Guys, can you help please

My wife is a bridesmaid this weekend, and needs to lost 40 pounds to fit into the dress - should I just do a 'carb drain' where she has no carbs for a week, or should I secretly put lucozade in all the other skinny bridesmaid's champagne, so they gain 40 pounds and my wife feels less fat?

[Simple Simon]

Guys, can you help please

My wife is a bridesmaid this weekend, and needs to lost 40 pounds to fit into the dress - should I just do a 'carb drain' where she has no carbs for a week, or should I secretly put lucozade in all the other skinny bridesmaid's champagne, so they gain 40 pounds and my wife feels less fat?

Option 2 is out, the best man doesnt want to nail a fat bridesmaid.

[Complex Carbs]

Guys, can you help please

My wife is a bridesmaid this weekend, and needs to lost 40 pounds to fit into the dress - should I just do a 'carb drain' where she has no carbs for a week, or should I secretly put lucozade in all the other skinny bridesmaid's champagne, so they gain 40 pounds and my wife feels less fat?

Cut off her head and 1 leg = 40 pounds less in 5 minutes.