Friday is date night for me, and tonight I'm taking out an 18 year old Puerto Rican waitress who's been flirting with me. First I'll head over to the YMCA and perform a full body workout of bench press, squat, chins, military presses, barbell curls, French curls, and 500 sit-ups on the slant board. Then I'm taking this hot little tamale to Olive Garden and we'll see where things go.