Earl and the fork incident

[FitnessFrenzy]

what do you guys think about this?

in the early 2000's i had a part time bartending job at a country club, mostly working weddings and private parties on the weekend

the manager was a late 50's fat lady, would go out of her way to grope my arms and shoulders and then one day she complained to me that i never went into her office just to chat with her about life

i was taken aback by this question, i said i don't know i just come in to do my job... after that i always got a major attitude from her, any question i asked was a bad question and before that she was nothing but friendly, luckily she was fired shortly after for failing a drug test


the worst experience was a 17 year old girl that kept flirting with me, the first thing she ever said to me was "you wanna wrestle me", then she told me a few times that i'm cute and she groped my butt with both hands in front of coworkers

i ignored these things, i would be lying if i said i wasn't flattered to be getting interest from a girl 15 years younger but i wasn't going for a high school girl, over time her flirting became more insulting saying there must be something wrong with me to not be married, she liked to criticize my eye brows too which was annoying, and then she really crossed the line when she randomly came behind me and put a fork in my ass and said i look like a pedophile

the fork didn't penetrate my anus it went in between my butt cheeks, easily the most shocking experience of my life

i wanted to kill her, she made the pedophile comment in front of a female manager, i immediately went to HR who was female and reported everything that happened, all she did was tell her to stay away from me which she did

they pretty much acted like i was a big baby about it, other females that worked there heard about it thought the pedophile comment was horrible but they laughed about the fork incident, i said what if a guy did that to you and they said "oh that would be different"

if i did any of that to her i would've been fired no questions asked and been labeled a "monster", every time i hear about a man hitting a woman i always assume she acted just like her

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[LurkerNoMore]

Naw that dude that treated his gf like shit, she dumped him and then he wanted to find out how to mess up her current relationship with a new guy....   he was a pretty weepy pussy himself.

[Royalty]

Naw that dude that treated his gf like shit, she dumped him and then he wanted to find out how to mess up her current relationship with a new guy....   he was a pretty weepy pussy himself.

That was sad. That was Danimal77


But yeah.... The story that Earl told, “the fork incident”, was disturbing.

[LurkerNoMore]

That was sad. That was Danimal77


But yeah.... The story that Earl told, “the fork incident”, was disturbing.

Perhaps he is working on a lengthy post of how he got revenge on her now and just hasn't hit the submit button.

[Pet shop boys]

can you possibly a more pathetic and submissive man than this? It is hard for me to imagine!   

I don't see how is he a  BETA CUCK .....


More like a closet gay behavior .


WooSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LEVRO NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Wiggs]

I don't see it FF. Earl is cool.

[Irongrip400]

Dude got harassed by a chick that could have made shit up to put him in jail and he's a cuck? He did nothing wrong here.

#Earltoo

[el numero uno]

can you possibly a more pathetic and submissive man than this? It is hard for me to imagine!   

What was he supposed to do? Bang the fat, ugly 50 years old manager?

[Earl1972]

can you possibly a more pathetic and submissive man than this? It is hard for me to imagine!   

explain how i'm the cuck

should i have knocked her out?  that's what i wanted to do but then i would've been fired, sued, and went to jail

tell me what i should've done 16 years ago you "alpha male"

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[HTexan]

She "girl with the dragon tattoo"ed him.

[Earl1972]

The old fork in the ass move showed him , SHE was boss.

I read THAT and laughed so hard I got tears in my eyes . hahahahahaha

what's funny is you being divorced 4 times and admitting you lusted at the underage kids in your classroom

you would've been all over the 17 year old fork bitch

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[che]

explain how i'm the cuck

should i have knocked her out?  that's what i wanted to do but then i would've been fired, sued, and went to jail

tell me what i should've done 16 years ago you "alpha male"

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Don't sweat him , this Fitnessfrenzy fag is the biggest beta cuck on getbig , he starts some of the dumbest threads on Getbig  plus he loves   stalking  gay getbiggers in his free time , waste of skin .

[Earl1972]

Don't sweat him , this Fitnessfrenzy fag is the biggest beta cuck on getbig , he starts some of the dumbest threads on Getbig  plus he loves   stalking  gay getbiggers in his free time , waste of skin .

it's cool, i wouldn't have posted that if i was worried about getting teased about it

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[HTexan]

what's funny is you being divorced 4 times and admitting you lusted at the underage kids in your classroom

you would've been all over the 17 year old fork bitch

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wait what? Howard is a pedo?

[Dave D]

wait what? Howard is a pedo?

He made a comment about some student of his one time and he was roasted here, and left.  It was the first of many Howard sabbatical.

At the time Howard said he was a high school teacher but later he said he was a college professor, son in hindsight it may have not been "illegal".
I think it was when he had the wife with red hair.

[Purge_WTF]

Dude got harassed by a chick that could have made shit up to put him in jail and he's a cuck? He did nothing wrong here.

#Earltoo

 This. Lots of gynocentric White Knights on these forums.

[muscleman-2017]

The old fork in the ass move showed him , SHE was boss.

I read THAT and laughed so hard I got tears in my eyes . hahahahahaha

HOWARD

You look like a pedophile...

is that why you never had kid?  Cos you think everyone is like you?

[Meta-physical]

Fork Bitch should have been fired! This is how I imagine that unfortunate event:

[falco]

This. Lots of gynocentric White Knights on these forums.

White Knights are a product of single mothers. But you are grow up now. You can piss while standing.

[SF1900]

I wonder if those people knew that Earl cried when he watched Levrone pose.

[Ted SuperSet]

Fork Bitch should have been fired! This is how I imagine that unfortunate event:

 

[NarcissisticDeity]

I wonder if those people knew that Earl cried when he watched Levrone pose.

 

[el numero uno]

This would be gay, but that person was actually touching a sock.

[Parker]

Now, the true question would be if Earl would stick a fork in Levrone's glutes (at Levrone's best showing) and say "Well Done!".

[HTexan]

Now, the true question would be if Earl would stick a fork in Levrone's glutes (at Levrone's best showing) and say "Well Done!".

Would he afters, then proceed to eat said ass?