guys, when you're at a party and some young girl is all over you, excuse yourself, go to the bathroom, and crank one out.
when you return, you'll suddenly be in a much better position to make decisions. Remember:
Men should masturbate before making any decision in life regarding a woman.
With that bullet in your chamber, you're never 100% rational.
It's safe to say about 20 seconds after you bust, you are the wisest man on earth.