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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Uncle Joon on February 24, 2015, 04:42:25 AM
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I think I pulled a hamstring during sex last night while doing doggy. It's killing me.
My lower back hurts like fuck too.
Ever since I got up to 220lb and being one of the bigger guys around here I have noticed lots of positives but quite a few negatives too.
For example when I am walking down street other guys kinda just bow down, swerve me or keep their distance....they just KNOW who's the daddy.
Girls seems to naturally gravitate towards my confidence and strike up conversation.
If I want something I just take it or have it, I don't ask. I get a lot more freebies and stuff in the patisseries.
Seem like everyone is constantly trying to feed me or impress me.
People give way to me on the road way more often and no one dares race me at traffic lights.
On the downside its hard to tie my own shoe laces and I've got very inflexible in bed.
And some bitches be moaning I am squishing them too much and I am too heavy when on top.
I think I will take booty's advice and do hot yoga.
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While I appreciate your constant reminder of being "one of the bigger guys", the symptoms that you are recounting are the woes of a fucking obese man. Even fucking permabulker powerlifter fatasses can fuck doggie without tearing a ham or gassing out and can fucking tie a shoelace.
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If your lower back is weak.... YOU are weak.
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While I appreciate your constant reminder of being "one of the bigger guys", the symptoms that you are recounting are the woes of a fucking obese man. Even fucking permabulker powerlifter fatasses can fuck doggie without tearing a ham or gassing out and can fucking tie a shoelace.
(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/nb8lP7_FCys/hqdefault.jpg)
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With all the drugs you take you can't even build a good functional physique. If you lack what it takes to build a respectable physique how the hell you gonna build a relationship or a family or even a job that will make you a valuable element of the society?
Joon, man up, stop whining and do a damn thing once in your life.
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While I appreciate your constant reminder of being "one of the bigger guys", the symptoms that you are recounting are the woes of a fucking obese man. Even fucking permabulker powerlifter fatasses can fuck doggie without tearing a ham or gassing out and can fucking tie a shoelace.
Carrying all that extra weight is a drag regardless of if its muscle or fat. Obviously its better to have muscle than fat but still there are some negatives I noticed.
Generally moving around, its slows you the fuck down.
You sweat like pig in gym and during sex.
Suddenly having to deal with all this extra mass creates flexibility issues. I keep cramping up during sex.
Rolling from one side of the bed to the other becomes a mission.
I can't even shave my back anymore cos my arms (especially triceps) are too big.
Lower back pain.
My acid reflux which I haven't had for like 6 years is coming back.
Backne is annoying too.
Test face/GH moon face looks like shit.
Constant dizzyness when getting up from blood pressure.
Resting heart rate of 100 +
Life at 180lb was much easier/healthier for sure.
These are the prices you pay for not being a twink.
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If your lower back is weak.... YOU are weak.
My lower back has always been weak since I got L4-L5 herniated dics from ego squatting and dead lifting in my twenties.
Its fine now but the heavier I get the worst it gets.
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Carrying all that extra weight is a drag regardless of if its muscle or fat. Obviously its better to have muscle than fat but still there are some negatives I noticed.
Generally moving around, its slows you the fuck down.
You sweat like pig in gym and during sex.
Suddenly having to deal with all this extra mass creates flexibility issues. I keep cramping up during sex.
Rolling from one side of the bed to the other becomes a mission.
I can't even shave my back anymore cos my arms (especially triceps) are too big.
Lower back pain.
My acid reflux which I haven't had for like 6 years is coming back.
Backne is annoying too.
Test face/GH moon face looks like shit.
Constant dizzyness when getting up from blood pressure.
Resting heart rate of 100 +
Life at 180lb was much easier/healthier for sure.
These are the prices you pay for not being a twink.
just checked my rate at 74 bpm would like it under 70.
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Carrying all that extra weight is a drag regardless of if its muscle or fat. Obviously its better to have muscle than fat but still there are some negatives I noticed.
Generally moving around, its slows you the fuck down.
You sweat like pig in gym and during sex.
Suddenly having to deal with all this extra mass creates flexibility issues. I keep cramping up during sex.
Rolling from one side of the bed to the other becomes a mission.
I can't even shave my back anymore cos my arms (especially triceps) are too big.
Lower back pain.
My acid reflux which I haven't had for like 6 years is coming back.
Backne is annoying too.
Test face/GH moon face looks like shit.
Constant dizzyness when getting up from blood pressure.
Resting heart rate of 100 +
Life at 180lb was much easier/healthier for sure.
These are the prices you pay for not being a twink.
woah there, being in deceant shape helps a lot in great sex. Smoking, doing drugs and excessive drinking will take out from all of your cardiovascular performances
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With all the drugs you take you can't even build a good functional physique. If you lack what it takes to build a respectable physique how the hell you gonna build a relationship or a family or even a job that will make you a valuable element of the society?
Joon, man up, stop whining and do a damn thing once in your life.
My physique even in its current off season puffy state owns 90% of Gebig's anonymous twinks and most gym rats.
I don't need a job, I am fabulously wealthy, effectively retired at age of 36.
I agree with you that my lifestyle is not conducive to any reasonable logical woman wanting to have a relationship with me or kids and lets face it I am not exactly relationship material and a sex addict.
It will take a very fucking exceptional woman for me to be in total love with to change my ways in that regard. Until then the show must go on.
I don't owe society anything, I paid enough tax over the years to fund and entire fucking hospital probably.
I am also not a conformist or a sheep who agrees you have to do things a certain way just cos everyone else does.
I am an original and profound independent intellectual thinker, the only people worthy of my thoughts would be Bertrand Russell, Earnest Hemingway or Oscar Wilde.
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THIS was all you needed to post for us to understand YOUR concerns ;)
Gymnastics and swimming = great sex performance
Lifting weights, using steroids, snorting cocke, smoking = bad sex performance
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just checked my rate at 74 bpm would like it under 70.
Just did mine, I've been in bed and not moving around so this is my morning resting heart rate. (morning for me is 2.00pm in the afternoon) :D
Probably gets higher during day.
Blood pressure was 136/92.
Pulse: 108 BPM
Its fucked up cos two years ago when I was natty doing tons of MMA cardio my resting heart rate was around 45-50.
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If I know I have a good one coming, I sustain my self from sex and cumming in general for self determined period, and just think about it all the time, meditate it, do a lot of stretching, train religiously and do everything By the book.
Then when the time comes, she has nothing bad to say. Actually she won't say a thing, just babbles gibberish and seems out of control, as if possessed.
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Just did mine, I've been in bed and not moving around so this is my morning resting heart rate.
Probably gets higher during day.
Blood pressure was 136/92.
Pulse: 108 BPM
Seriously Joon. You are going to die soon if you don't change. Either quick the rec drugs and get serious about training and diet, or quit the gear and just live a hedonistic lifestyle. You do both and you're gonna flame out bad and soon.
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being dehydrated raises pulse too.
what bodyweight were you when you had the pulse of a tour de france cyclist? :D
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Same exact thing happened to me at the same age.
100% serious.
I used to run outside during summer nights when I lived in southern Louisiana.
I'd end up getting dehydrated without realizing it and could get some terrible calf cramps.
One weekend after a great run , my wife ( 3rd ex) were getting busy and I got a severe calf cramp.
She was on top riding me and I started screaming like a damn hyena .
She thought I was popping one hell of a nut, until I screamed and threw her off me.
I gimped over to the doorway to stretch my calf out.
I still had a semi -stiffy while stretching out the cramp , leaning into the wall. ;D
Haha...I hear you Howard.
I've had a few funny moment myself.
The other night I am banging Vanessa hammer and thong and like literally 10 seconds before I am about to cum my fucking left hamstring starts cramping up and I had to pull out in agony.
She didn't clock it, she was like "WTF is wrong with you? You can cum inside me you know, its ok, I am on the pill"......dumb fucking bitch thought I was pulling out....lmao. ;D
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being dehydrated raises pulse too.
what bodyweight were you when you had the pulse of a tour de france cyclist? :D
I was around 165-170 from memory. I was doing tons of MMA. Twice a day training, around 2-3 hours each session.
Interval sprints, bag work, circuit training, sparing, skipping and roadwork etc.
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Seriously Joon. You are going to die soon if you don't change. Either quick the rec drugs and get serious about training and diet, or quit the gear and just live a hedonistic lifestyle. You do both and you're gonna flame out bad and soon.
Well if I die it will 100% be Booty's fault.
She knows it too.
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joon you know booty will reward you if you get to 10% bodyfat, how much more motivation does a tranny lover need ;D
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Fat ass
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I was around 165-170 from memory. I was doing tons of MMA. Twice a day training, around 2-3 hours each session.
Interval sprints, bag work, circuit training, sparing, skipping and roadwork etc.
Go back to that training. 108 resting heart rate is horrific and having trouble tying your shoes is another what the fuck? What will open your eyes is if you roll on the mat all roided up with no gas in the tank at your weight. Box a 170lbs twink will make you realize that that being a juiced up perma bulker is a mistake.
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220 of test bloat. You problalby look like shit! Test only looks like shit! You should be running masteron in there and be on a diet. I use to run test only and thought I was big and bad but in reality i looked like a bloated turd. You dont know what youre doing. I dieted down started running 300-400 mg mast with my test and my blood pressure bloat heart rate all went back down to normal. You carry waaay to much water. It will ruin your health.
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220 of test bloat. You problalby look like shit! Test only looks like shit! You should be running masteron in there and be on a diet. I use to run test only and thought I was big and bad but in reality i looked like a bloated turd. You dont know what youre doing. I dieted down started running 300-400 mg mast with my test and my blood pressure bloat heart rate all went back down to normal. You carry waaay to much water. It will ruin your health.
Test + shit diet/lifestyle looks like shit
The shit diet is making him looks bad and being unhealthy not the test
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Test + shit diet/lifestyle looks like shit
The shit diet is making him looks bad and being unhealthy not the test
Test only sucks. Anything higher then 250mgs is stupid to run just bye itself. You have to be a monk about your diet or you put water weight on and look like shit. Adding as low as 150-200mgs of masteron will negate most of that water. You can have some pizza and not wake up the next day looking like a bloated water buffalo. I will never understand why people wont use it. I almost quit using all together until I figured out masteron prop gets rid of most of the sides from test.
I can run 750-100 gram of test with 300 mg of masteron prop in there and have sick veins all over. keeps you lean and tight. Test only is complete shit.
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If I were joon I would completely drop test for a month. Take 300-500 mg of mast by itself for that month. If it makes you lose your hair use equipos or winny. You need something dry or even an AI. Diet for those four weeks and do cario a lot of it. Get too ten percent of under. Slowly start adding test back in with your masteron or Ai. You will notice the water retention is gone. You will be able to work all the way up to 3-4 ccs a week of test and really grow lean.
Or you could continue being a dumb fuck and just keep getting fatter and more bloated on shitty test only cycle.
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Resting heart rate 100 bpm is extraordinarily unhealthy.
You are on the verge of death or a major medical crisis.
I suggest modifying your lifestyle.
Thanks and good luck.
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If I were joon I would completely drop test for a month. Take 300-500 mg of mast by itself for that month. If it makes you lose your hair use equipos or winny. You need something dry or even an AI. Diet for those four weeks and do cario a lot of it. Get too ten percent of under. Slowly start adding test back in with your masteron or Ai. You will notice the water retention is gone. You will be able to work all the way up to 3-4 ccs a week of test and really grow lean.
Or you could continue being a dumb fuck and just keep getting fatter and more bloated on shitty test only cycle.
Pretty much agree with you on all points.
Going to give blood tomorrow. I know my pulse is high cos my hemocrit is nuts high (combination of genetics + gear)
I give blood every two months but forgot this time.
I might PCT and come off, or just do TRT for month or two, tons of cardio and keto diet.
Il drop good 30lb quick to the dick and then I'll either add in mast or anavar.
I think I should be ok on Mast cos my hair never seems to fall off and I have good hair genetics.
Not partying till like June I think. Bored of it anyway.
Just gonna train, play poker and fuck bitches (without drinking or getting stoned)
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Resting heart rate 100 bpm is extraordinarily unhealthy.
You are on the verge of death or a major medical crisis.
I suggest modifying your lifestyle.
Thanks and good luck.
Uhhh...no! Just no.
A normal resting heart rate for adults ranges from 60 to 100 beats a minute.
Generally, a lower heart rate at rest implies more efficient heart function and better cardiovascular fitness. For example, a well-trained athlete might have a normal resting heart rate closer to 40 beats a minute.
http://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-living/fitness/expert-answers/heart-rate/faq-20057979
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This guy is not impressed:
(https://spencergarnold.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/ilya-ilin-233_lg.jpg)
Walking around at 250+lbs at 5''7
If you lack flexibility, and have issues with strains in muscles, it's got fuck all to do with the weight you're carrying, and everything to do with your lack of focus on staying flexible. That, and probably being a fat sack of shit. HTH.
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Pretty much agree with you on all points.
Going to give blood tomorrow. I know my pulse is high cos my hemocrit is nuts high (combination of genetics + gear)
I give blood every two months but forgot this time.
I might PCT and come off, or just do TRT for month or two, tons of cardio and keto diet.
Il drop good 30lb quick to the dick and then I'll either add in mast or anavar.
I think I should be ok on Mast cos my hair never seems to fall off and I have good hair genetics.
Not partying till like June I think. Bored of it anyway.
Just gonna train, play poker and fuck bitches (without drinking or getting stoned)
I was like you got up to 220-230 bloat I had a double chin. I actually had chest pain at 24 years old high blood pressure anxiety etc etc. All caused from high estrogen and water retention.
I took 4-6 weeks off everything except masteron and I dieted hard and did cardio. I was looking great once that water and estrogen came way down. I look waay fatter then I really was.
I love the look I have now. Big arms chest visible abs and a lot of veins. I don't get over 205.
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Gymnastics and swimming = great sex performance
Lifting weights, using steroids, snorting cocke, smoking = bad sex performance
Since I lost weight from 240 to 190 and started do include running cykling every second day, I can kill those girls without getting my heartrate over 120bpm...before I was all totally exhausted after a hard fuck for the rest of the day. Now I have become a fuck machine, cant get tired! :D
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just checked my rate at 74 bpm would like it under 70.
What age & weight are you Ro.
From the pics I seen I would say that is a decently low heart rate at your weight.
As for joon, though you fall in the acceptable resting heart rate, you would probably
Be as well to do a bit more cardio work and get it down some.
Yes easier said than done.
Oh & flexibility work will help a lot.
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31 weight is 265lbs
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Hamstring pulls (cramps) and conditioning. I need to do more ropes and tires.
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Uhhh...no! Just no.
http://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-living/fitness/expert-answers/heart-rate/faq-20057979
"Normal" does not mean "Healthy". Most adults including yourself are overweight/obese and this is why your reseting heart rate is sky-high. You are a very unhealthy individual with an extreme lack of cardiovascular fitness at a relatively young age and you need medical and psychological help, from multiple trained professionals with different expertises.
Notice how Big Ro is much bigger than you with a much lower HR.
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31 weight is 265lbs
That is in good condition at that weight I take it.
Will you be doing the class 1 Nabba at the pro am
This year.
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;D
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"Normal" does not mean "Healthy". Most adults including yourself are overweight/obese and this is why your reseting heart rate is sky-high. You are a very unhealthy individual with an extreme lack of cardiovascular fitness at a relatively young age and you need medical and psychological help, from multiple trained professionals with different expertises.
Notice how Big Ro is much bigger than you with a much lower HR.
I was going to reply intelligently, then immediately realized you are trolling me.....good work Hulk I like it. :D
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This guy is not impressed:
(https://spencergarnold.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/ilya-ilin-233_lg.jpg)
Walking around at 250+lbs at 5''7
If you lack flexibility, and have issues with strains in muscles, it's got fuck all to do with the weight you're carrying, and everything to do with your lack of focus on staying flexible. That, and probably being a fat sack of shit. HTH.
You take a picture of a professional weightlifter on the internet doing a squat and immediately deduce his flexibility levels are excellent for the rest of the population.
Having you also seen any pictures of videos of him fucking any chicks doggy style?
Or perhaps doing the splits?
What about a roundhouse kick?
Yes because big ass bodybuilders are known for their profound and impressive flexibility and gymnastic feats. ::)
Yes the bigger you are the more inflexible you get.
I am not going to explain basic physics to you.
Adios amigo.
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Show us what you're looking like at the moment.
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Just did mine, I've been in bed and not moving around so this is my morning resting heart rate. (morning for me is 2.00pm in the afternoon) :D
Probably gets higher during day.
Blood pressure was 136/92.
Pulse: 108 BPM
Its fucked up cos two years ago when I was natty doing tons of MMA cardio my resting heart rate was around 45-50.
please don't swear so much in your videos. It is annoying.
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I heard this one FSU QB was 6 ft 4 in, 230 lb...
went into burger king, folded out a ketchup cup, and filled it with stolen soda.
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Just did mine, I've been in bed and not moving around so this is my morning resting heart rate. (morning for me is 2.00pm in the afternoon) :D
Probably gets higher during day.
Blood pressure was 136/92.
Pulse: 108 BPM
Its fucked up cos two years ago when I was natty doing tons of MMA cardio my resting heart rate was around 45-50.
Sounds like Apnea...When mine wasn't controlled I had blood pressure issues even while awake.
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You will be dead soon. Hope this helps.
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Sounds like Apnea...When mine wasn't controlled I had blood pressure issues even while awake.
Holy fucking shit you just reminded me the other thing I have been getting is when I try and sleep or lie down suddenly like my body jolts and I gasp for breath.
Like somehow I missed a breath of something.
It's weird.
I had sleep Apnea before but I don't think its that.
Anyway fuck all this shit I am coming off and doing PCT.
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How'd you like to be the bed frame to handle that type of action?
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=565726.0;attach=601281;image)
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Holy fucking shit you just reminded me the other thing I have been getting is when I try and sleep or lie down suddenly like my body jolts and I gasp for breath.
Like somehow I missed a breath of something.
It's weird.
I had sleep Apnea before but I don't think its that.
Anyway fuck all this shit I am coming off and doing PCT.
I get that same shit, nearly jump out the fucking bed just as I'm drifting off to sleep.
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Show us what you're looking like at the moment.
;D
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Done with all this bullshit for good.
Not doing steroids again (maybe mild TRT but don't even wanna do that.....possibly 6 week cycle of Anavar here or there for summer, that about it)
Gonna go give blood tomorrow plus do blood works.....I know they will be a disaster.
Not shooting anymore, gonna give it about 3 weeks then start the HCG and Clomid.
Not even gonna weight train, just cardio twice a day and boxing/bodyweight shit.
Get down to 180lb pronto.
Then get down to 165lb and stay there.
I'll just be skinny fat or skinny ripped depending on my mood.
Going for the rock star look.
Fuck bodybuilding its gay as fuck.
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Done with all this bullshit for good.
Not doing steroids again (maybe mild TRT but don't even wanna do that.....possibly 6 week cycle of Anavar here or there for summer, that about it)
Gonna go give blood tomorrow plus do blood works.....I know they will be a disaster.
Not shooting anymore, gonna give it about 3 weeks then start the HCG and Clomid.
Not even gonna weight train, just cardio twice a day and boxing/bodyweight shit.
Get down to 180lb pronto.
Then get down to 165lb and stay there.
I'll just be skinny fat or skinny ripped depending on my mood.
Going for the rock star look.
Fuck bodybuilding its gay as fuck.
Even for you, that was quick. I expected you to last longer. What are you going to do with that drawer full of pharma test and GH?
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;D
I'd have a beer with you BigRow.
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When Euros speak measurement of weight in front of Americans they don't use the term "kilos" or "stone".
They use the term pounds.
And you know why they use that term?
That use it out of respect and submission.
You speak to US in conversation, you are going to use OUR terms, god damnit.
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::) ^^
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Done with all this bullshit for good.
Not doing steroids again (maybe mild TRT but don't even wanna do that.....possibly 6 week cycle of Anavar here or there for summer, that about it)
Gonna go give blood tomorrow plus do blood works.....I know they will be a disaster.
Not shooting anymore, gonna give it about 3 weeks then start the HCG and Clomid.
Not even gonna weight train, just cardio twice a day and boxing/bodyweight shit.
Get down to 180lb pronto.
Then get down to 165lb and stay there.
I'll just be skinny fat or skinny ripped depending on my mood.
Going for the rock star look.
Fuck bodybuilding its gay as fuck.
how long until you change your mind? :D
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Fuck bodybuilding its gay as fuck.
(http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Boy-That-Escalated-Quickly-Anchorman.gif)
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Done with all this bullshit for good.
Not doing steroids again (maybe mild TRT but don't even wanna do that.....possibly 6 week cycle of Anavar here or there for summer, that about it)
Gonna go give blood tomorrow plus do blood works.....I know they will be a disaster.
Not shooting anymore, gonna give it about 3 weeks then start the HCG and Clomid.
Not even gonna weight train, just cardio twice a day and boxing/bodyweight shit.
Get down to 180lb pronto.
Then get down to 165lb and stay there.
I'll just be skinny fat or skinny ripped depending on my mood.
Going for the rock star look.
Fuck bodybuilding its gay as fuck.
It was not for you anyway, you are a quitter. You will not do MMA or do cardio. Guaranfuckenteed.
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Or perhaps doing the splits?
Yes, google is your friend.
Yes because big ass bodybuilders are known for their profound and impressive flexibility and gymnastic feats. ::)
Some are, in fact, amazingly flexible and agile.
Yes the bigger you are the more inflexible you get.
Complete bullshit unless you neglect stretching.
Muscle mass can reduce flexibility slightly, but not to the extend you claim.
If you can't tie your shoelaces, it's probably because your gut is in the fucking way.
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Done with all this bullshit for good.
Not doing steroids again (maybe mild TRT but don't even wanna do that.....possibly 6 week cycle of Anavar here or there for summer, that about it)
Gonna go give blood tomorrow plus do blood works.....I know they will be a disaster.
Not shooting anymore, gonna give it about 3 weeks then start the HCG and Clomid.
Not even gonna weight train, just cardio twice a day and boxing/bodyweight shit.
Get down to 180lb pronto.
Then get down to 165lb and stay there.
I'll just be skinny fat or skinny ripped depending on my mood.
Going for the rock star look.
Fuck bodybuilding its gay as fuck.
(http://www.environmentalcaskets.com/images/Casket550Pix.jpg)
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Sex injuries and flexibility issues in bed for the
biggerfatter guys.
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how long until you change your mind? :D
Anyway my 3 month cycle is up, took last shot yesterday.
I am actually really looking forward to being normal again.
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Look after yourself man, cut it all down a bit. Try just drink once a week maybe?
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Yes, google is your friend.
Some are, in fact, amazingly flexible and agile.
Complete bullshit unless you neglect stretching.
Muscle mass can reduce flexibility slightly, but not to the extend you claim.
If you can't tie your shoelaces, it's probably because your gut is in the fucking way.
You can always find exceptions with anything, that doesn't disprove the general rule.
One person out of 40 million wins the Euro Millions lottery too.
Doesn't make it a winning play.
I stand by my comments that 90% of big heavy gym rat guys are inflexible fuckers.
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Yes, google is your friend.
Some are, in fact, amazingly flexible and agile.
Complete bullshit unless you neglect stretching.
Muscle mass can reduce flexibility slightly, but not to the extend you claim.
If you can't tie your shoelaces, it's probably because your gut is in the fucking way.
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/c702329fde81960b2e9a1f5d85106133/tumblr_mzt48eTxNn1rp4vruo1_1280.jpg)
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Look after yourself man, cut it all down a bit. Try just drink once a week maybe?
Thank star.
Back to MMA training.
Can't wait.
Feels like i've come home.
All this pansy ass schmoe bodybuilding faggotry was getting on my nerves.
I'll just be that guy who some mouthy bodybuilder lips off to in the club thinking I am 180lb twink
Next thing sweet jesus lights out, tap out city. ;)
You know the rules D.
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better wear your tap out shirt so they know whats up ^
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Test only sucks. Anything higher then 250mgs is stupid to run just bye itself. You have to be a monk about your diet or you put water weight on and look like shit. Adding as low as 150-200mgs of masteron will negate most of that water. You can have some pizza and not wake up the next day looking like a bloated water buffalo. I will never understand why people wont use it. I almost quit using all together until I figured out masteron prop gets rid of most of the sides from test.
I can run 750-100 gram of test with 300 mg of masteron prop in there and have sick veins all over. keeps you lean and tight. Test only is complete shit.
good post.
never understood test-only. i would never
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yes go for the rockstar look my friend, just do coke and heroin to stay ripped, trt, and a few tattoos. You'd look awesome.
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(http://40.media.tumblr.com/c702329fde81960b2e9a1f5d85106133/tumblr_mzt48eTxNn1rp4vruo1_1280.jpg)
Congratulations you posted up picture of 8 time Mr O to prove what exactly?????
That you have some big bodybuilders who are flexible??? No one was arguing that you always have exceptions with anything.
How about we do the real acid test.
Next time you are in your gym, go up to anyone over 200lb and see how many of them can even touch their toes with straight legs and no bend in the knees.
Maybe I will do this as an experiment next time I am in the gym, film it and post it here.
The vast majority of big guys are inflexible.
That's a fact.
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Congratulations you posted up picture of 8 time Mr O to prove what exactly?????
That you have some big bodybuilders who are flexible??? No one was arguing that you always have exceptions with anything.
How about we do the real acid test.
Next time you are in your gym, go up to anyone over 200lb and see how many of them can even touch their toes with straight legs and no bend in the knees.
Maybe I will do this as an experiment next time I am in the gym, film it and post it here.
The vast majority of big guys are inflexible.
That's a fact.
Basically, you couldn't get big so you quit. :-\ :-\ You quit, what a surprise. ::) ::)
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better wear your tap out shirt so they know whats up ^
I'll admit if I saw you in the club i'd shit myself, kick you in the bollocks and run for the hills as fast as i can...... ;D
As for the rest of these muppits (apart from the exceptionally talented and gifted Darren Avey) it would be no contest. ;)
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Thank star.
Back to MMA training.
Can't wait.
Feels like i've come home.
All this pansy ass schmoe bodybuilding faggotry was getting on my nerves.
I'll just be that guy who some mouthy bodybuilder lips off to in the club thinking I am 180lb twink
Next thing sweet jesus lights out, tap out city. ;)
You know the rules D.
i think that would be your best bet, holmes
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Basically, you couldn't get big so you quit. :-\ :-\ You quit, what a surprise. ::) ::)
I am not gonna fucking kill myself or get a heart attack just to impress some chick who only dates guys only over 220 ...fuck that.
Besides I am just keeping up with the times, bodybuilding is dead.
Lots of great physique guys in the 160-180lb range who look awesome with 14 inch guns.
Anyway I am too much of an athlete, I have to do competitive shit not schmoey crap to keep interested.
All this fucking chicken, fish, steak.......fuck all that.
i'll train twice a day 2 and half hours each doing MMA shit and eat fucking pizza every fucking night and id still be lean.
I probably burn 4-5 thousand calories daily in MMA mode.
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The vast majority of big guys are inflexible.
That's a fact.
Out of neglect, not out of sheer size. Fact.
The pic of Ronnie proved that, likewise for Ilya. Fact.
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Out of neglect, not out of sheer size. Fact.
The pic of Ronnie proved that, likewise for Ilya. Fact.
Exactly. Big guys are not flexible not because they have big muscles but because they neglect stretching.
(http://images.yuku.com.s3.amazonaws.com/image/jpeg/09c355aa9b844c7d9a4452f45c6c4b51ce938d6.jpg)
(http://www.t-nation.com/img/photos/2011/11-685-01/bodybuilder-splits.jpg)
(http://idaimakaya.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Flex-in-the-splits.jpg)
(http://www.bbszene.de/html/idm2004/PB137472.JPG)
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i'll train twice a day 2 and half hours each doing MMA shit and eat fucking pizza every fucking night and id still be lean.
Just keep telling yourself that.
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Just keep telling yourself that.
It's a fact cos i've done it before.
When ur burning like 5 thousand calories through training alone its impossible to even eat enough to get fat.
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It's a fact cos i've done it before.
When ur burning like 5 thousand calories through training alone its impossible to even eat enough to get fat.
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its true
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its true
You know Joon, you already lost it, its gone bud; whatever it is whatever you are, gone. He who looks into the abyss realizes that there's nothing looking back at him, and the only thing he sees is his own character Joon. The abyss, the shit abyss.
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its true
Will you be joining the pioneering IFBB Pro bodybuilder turned Pro MMA fighter in his workouts?
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its true
Ofcourse it's true, but you will not lose weight you fail to deliver.
that poker lifestyle you live will not allow you to be lean man. Coke, booze, Pizza, kebabs etc..
You are a good person, fun dude. But you cant say fuck bodybuilding its gay cause you failed.
you have a drawer of gear, I know you are not the type of guy to sell it.
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If I know I have a good one coming, I sustain my self from sex and cumming in general for self determined period, and just think about it all the time, meditate it, do a lot of stretching, train religiously and do everything By the book.
Then when the time comes, she has nothing bad to say. Actually she won't say a thing, just babbles gibberish and seems out of control, as if possessed.
LOL
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I think I pulled a hamstring during sex last night while doing doggy. It's killing me.
My lower back hurts like fuck too.
Ever since I got up to 220lb and being one of the bigger guys around here I have noticed lots of positives but quite a few negatives too.
For example when I am walking down street other guys kinda just bow down, swerve me or keep their distance....they just KNOW who's the daddy.
Girls seems to naturally gravitate towards my confidence and strike up conversation.
If I want something I just take it or have it, I don't ask. I get a lot more freebies and stuff in the patisseries.
Seem like everyone is constantly trying to feed me or impress me.
People give way to me on the road way more often and no one dares race me at traffic lights.
On the downside its hard to tie my own shoe laces and I've got very inflexible in bed.
And some bitches be moaning I am squishing them too much and I am too heavy when on top.
I think I will take booty's advice and do hot yoga.
Sorry about you hamsting pull. Sex can be a bitch when you are on all fours like a dog....not that I have personal experience with this, but thanks for sharing with us what your favorite position is. :o
Frankly, I have a hard time seeing you as a 220 lb. person. Did you suddenly get really fat? The photos I seen of you (assuming "you" is Uncle Joon), suggest a relatively small boned smaller man and not someone who would be a muscular 220 mass monster that inspired awe among strangers.
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Sorry about you hamsting pull. Sex can be a bitch when you are on all fours like a dog....not that I have personal experience with this, but thanks for sharing with us what your favorite position is. :o
Frankly, I have a hard time seeing you as a 220 lb. person. Did you suddenly get really fat? The photos I seen of you (assuming "you" is Uncle Joon), suggest a relatively small boned smaller man and not someone who would be a muscular 220 mass monster that inspired awe among strangers.
Sure you don't. ::) ::)
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Sure you don't. ::) ::)
Ha, ha. Well I am getting older by the minute and my gay experiences were so many decades ago that I may have forgotten exactly what position I might have assumed. But if memory serves me right. My butt hole was pretty much sacred.
But if it amuses/excites you to think of me on all fours, taking a big one up the shit hole, knock yourself out! ;D
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I think I pulled a hamstring during sex last night while doing doggy. It's killing me.
My lower back hurts like fuck too.
Ever since I got up to 220lb and being one of the bigger guys around here I have noticed lots of positives but quite a few negatives too.
For example when I am walking down street other guys kinda just bow down, swerve me or keep their distance....they just KNOW who's the daddy.
Girls seems to naturally gravitate towards my confidence and strike up conversation.
If I want something I just take it or have it, I don't ask. I get a lot more freebies and stuff in the patisseries.
Seem like everyone is constantly trying to feed me or impress me.
People give way to me on the road way more often and no one dares race me at traffic lights.
On the downside its hard to tie my own shoe laces and I've got very inflexible in bed.
And some bitches be moaning I am squishing them too much and I am too heavy when on top.
I think I will take booty's advice and do hot yoga.
You are 5'-4" tall and have a nose that looks like a gymnast's dick when he's doing handstands.
You will never be one of the bigger guys here. You are one of the mentally weakest people I've ever seen. You make Goodrum look disciplined.
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You are 5'-4" tall and have a nose that looks like a gymnast's dick when he's doing handstands.
You will never be one of the bigger guys here. You are one of the mentally weakest people I've ever seen. You make Goodrum look disciplined.
Goodrum does have 200 online businesses and one of them is consistently thriving (Caliber fitness). :-\ :D ::) ???
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Goodrum does have 200 online businesses and one of them is consistently thriving (Caliber fitness). :-\ :D ::) ???
But is he one of the bigger guys around here?
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You are 5'-4" tall and have a nose that looks like a gymnast's dick when he's doing handstands.
You will never be one of the bigger guys here. You are one of the mentally weakest people I've ever seen. You make Goodrum look disciplined.
I am 5ft 10. 220lb at 17% BF. My car is worth more than your house.
You are an obese, balding, bearded tattooed red neck retard from Arizona.
You look like cross breed dog between Goodrum's unshaven anus and an ISIS fighter.
Just so people know who Walter Suckcock is AKA "Bike Nut" AKA "Chopperider" Mr Sean Belitsos from Arizona.
Now run along and press the report button another 400 times.
I got 400 gimmicks good to go. :-*
Cu nt
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This is Walter Suckcock the internet warrior giving people advice on looks...LMAO
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lol @ burning 5000 calories a day doing "MMA" :D
That's the equivalent of 30-40 miles of running.
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Sorry about you hamsting pull. Sex can be a bitch when you are on all fours like a dog....not that I have personal experience with this, but thanks for sharing with us what your favorite position is. :o
Frankly, I have a hard time seeing you as a 220 lb. person. Did you suddenly get really fat? The photos I seen of you (assuming "you" is Uncle Joon), suggest a relatively small boned smaller man and not someone who would be a muscular 220 mass monster that inspired awe among strangers.
Do you believe as you have aged prime that more older bisexual men become more or less attracted to you as your looks fade, your personality becomes more senile and dry?
Do you find cialis or viagra works better for a flaccid old wrinkly penis?
I am sorry your wife found out about you cheating with other men during your marriage. I hope she gets better.
You wouldn't want that to be her last memory of you.
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lol @ burning 5000 calories a day doing "MMA" :D
That's the equivalent of 30-40 miles of running.
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I am 5ft 10. 220lb at 17% BF. My car is worth more than your house.
You are an obese, balding, bearded tattooed red neck retard from Arizona.
You look like cross breed dog between Goodrum's unshaven anus and an ISIS fighter.
Just so people know who Walter Suckcock is AKA "Bike Nut" AKA "Chopperider" Mr Sean Belitsos from Arizona.
Now run along and press the report button another 400 times.
I got 400 gimmicks good to go. :-*
Cu nt
Nice try Mustafa el AttentionWhore, I've never had a beard and never been to Arizona.
The only way you're 5'-10" is riding on your boyfriends shoulders and you have the willpower of a ghetto black.
But if you want me to, I can take a picture of an "Astin Martin" sitting in a parking lot and claim it's mine like you did.
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lol @ burning 5000 calories a day doing "MMA" :D
That's the equivalent of 30-40 miles of running.
3 hours training in the morning and 3 hours training in the evening.
High intensity interval sprints, conditioning work, sparring, running 10k a day road work, it all add ups.
You are easily burning 5k a day overall along with regular day to day stuff.
Do a little bit of research before you post Hulk. You seem off beat at the moment.
You said earlier that people who have resting heart rate of 100 were about to die imminently before I posted up article saying it was actual higher end of normal range.
Education is the key for you my friend.
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Nice try Mustafa el AttentionWhore, I've never had a beard and never been to Arizona.
The only way you're 5'-10" is riding on your boyfriends shoulders and you have the willpower of a ghetto black.
But if you want me to, I can take a picture of an "Astin Martin" sitting in a parking lot and claim it's mine like you did.
Everyone knows its you Sean and I mean everyone. Bigmc even confirmed it was you.
You fucked up with that picture you posted before you left on the Chopper Rider account which got linked to your instagram.
Fuck you and fuck Mary.
You ugly fat obese cu nt
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3 hours training in the morning and 3 hours training in the evening.
High intensity interval sprints, conditioning work, sparring, running 10k a day road work, it all add ups.
You are easily burning 5k a day overall along with regular day to day stuff.
Do a little bit of research before you post Hulk. You seem off beat at the moment.
You said earlier that people who have resting heart rate of 100 were about to die imminently before I posted up article saying it was actual higher end of normal range.
Education is the key for you my friend.
No it does not add up. It's not even close.
I know more about this than you you see, I've actually studied such things rather than just google and regurgitate. That's not "research".
You really are a simple-minded fool.
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A 200-lb man for example will burn about 900 calories running a 10k.
Are you prepared to claim you burn over 4000 (the equivalent of a marathon each and every day) doing all that other faggotry?
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No it does not add up. It's not even close.
I concur. We'd all be dead if our bodies were metabolizing 5000 calories a day on an average 2000 calorie diet.
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Everyone knows its you Sean and I mean everyone. Bigmc even confirmed it was you.
You fucked up with that picture you posted before you left on the Chopper Rider account which got linked to your instagram.
Fuck you and fuck Mary.
You ugly fat obese cu nt
Mayhar, you're reaching now.
In addition to your ridiculous dieting and training claims, I don't have an Instagram account.
But I'm interested in hearing how a guy who couldn't diet for a week is going to stick to a workout regimen that burns 5,000 calories a day.
You are delusional.
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I concur. We'd all be dead if our bodies were metabolizing 5000 calories a day on an average 2000 calorie diet.
No you see he eats pizzas every night ::)
Fuck off "Joon".
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Hey queer do you appear in either of those videos? No? Then fuck off. I am a trained exercise physiologist with four college degrees, I think I know a bit more about this than some functional retard posting from his dad's wifi at age 35.
You could run for six hours straight non-stop and probably not burn 5000 calories. I don't care what your "bob pop" (???) ejaculates out.
It's a moot point because you don't do these things anyway, if you did you would have a respectable physique.
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I concur. We'd all be dead if our bodies were metabolizing 5000 calories a day on an average 2000 calorie diet.
You obviously didn't follow his dieting thread. The laws of physics, physiology, biology, and chemistry don't apply to Mayhairball, he is "special".
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You fucked up Sean, you were given chances. Everyone knows who you are. Everyone knows who Mary is.
Everyone knows where you work. The Walter Sockcock account will forever be associated with you Sean Belitsos @ Toldesigns from Arizona.
This is what happens when you fuck with me.
You get smacked down quick.
Keep backtracking.
Bro not cool
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You fucked up Sean, you were given chances. Everyone knows who you are. Everyone knows who Mary is.
Everyone knows where you work. The Walter Sockcock account will forever be associated with you Sean Belitsos @ Toldesigns from Arizona.
This is what happens when you fuck with me.
You get smacked down quick.
Keep backtracking.
You looking to compete in any of the local MMA events around your area once you get into fighting shape?
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You looking to compete in any of the local MMA events around your area once you get into fighting shape?
HAHAHAHAH his fat arse will be gasping for air in about 7 seconds.
His a great poker player, but josh would of chin checked him within 11 seconds.
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Hey queer do you appear in either of those videos? No? Then fuck off. I am a trained exercise physiologist with four college degrees, I think I know a bit more about this than some functional retard posting from his dad's wifi at age 35.
You could run for six hours straight non-stop and probably not burn 5000 calories. I don't care what your "bob pop" (???) ejaculates out.
It's a moot point because you don't do these things anyway, if you did you would have a respectable physique.
Hey Chiro Flex. :-*
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Do you believe as you have aged prime that more older bisexual men become more or less attracted to you as your looks fade, your personality becomes more senile and dry?
Do you find cialis or viagra works better for a flaccid old wrinkly penis?
I am sorry your wife found out about you cheating with other men during your marriage. I hope she gets better.
You wouldn't want that to be her last memory of you.
This is not the Uncle Joon I know. Uncle Joon doesn't stoop to such levels. I am convinced you are just some gimmick pretending to be Uncle Joon, perhaps Shizzo on the bottle.
Because I am just that crazy, I will attempt to solve some of the mysteries you posed about me.
1. I am old, occasionally senile and sometimes dry. Having said this, it always amazes me that others are still attracted to me.
2. Neither Cialis nor Viagra work for me. I'm thinking about hypnosis to wake up my sometimes flaccid, but not wrinkly penis...not that I am looking to do much with it these days.
3. Do you know something I don't? My wife and I are completely honest with each other. There never has been anything for either of us to "find out" about the other.
4. I hope my wife gets better too, but realistically she won't because she has stage 5 kidney failure, congestive heart failure and a bunch of other shit wrong which most often people die from. She and I are realist. Whatl we hope for is that her quality of life is as good as possible at this point. I do appreciate your thinking of her. She's a good woman who I probably never deserved to have in my life.
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From the Mayo Clinic
http://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-living/fitness/expert-answers/heart-rate/faq-20057979
A normal resting heart rate for adults ranges from 60 to 100 beats a minute.
Generally, a lower heart rate at rest implies more efficient heart function and better cardiovascular fitness. For example, a well-trained athlete might have a normal resting heart rate closer to 40 beats a minute.
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Listen up you fat cu nt.
Drop Giorgio an email or Facebook him or Alexis or anyone else at London Shootfghters and ask them about me and ask them how many calories a trained fighter will typically burn as measured by a bod pod during a day over 2-3 training sessions each at least 2 hours long, often more like 3.
Your degrees are about as useless as your shitty old Mercedes and your retarded theories about heart rate of 100 pbm meaning imminent death when it is in normal range ::)
I am not Adonis.
You talk shit out of your ass with me I smack you down like a bitch.
Are you aware of what a Bod Pod is? It looks like this and estimates body composition. It is not a calorimeter.
You seem to trying to use it as a term to lend credibility to your outlandish claims but unfortunately you are not smart enough to even know what it does.
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From the Mayo Clinic
http://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-living/fitness/expert-answers/heart-rate/faq-20057979
A normal resting heart rate for adults ranges from 60 to 100 beats a minute.
Generally, a lower heart rate at rest implies more efficient heart function and better cardiovascular fitness. For example, a well-trained athlete might have a normal resting heart rate closer to 40 beats a minute.
This would be my son. His resting heart rate is amazingly low. He is a runner.
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This is not the Uncle Joon I know. Uncle Joon doesn't stoop to such levels. I am convinced you are just some gimmick pretending to be Uncle Joon, perhaps Shizzo on the bottle.
Because I am just that crazy, I will attempt to solve some of the mysteries you posed about me.
1. I am old, occasionally senile and sometimes dry. Having said this, it always amazes me that others are still attracted to me.
2. Neither Cialis nor Viagra work for me. I'm thinking about hypnosis to wake up my sometimes flaccid, but not wrinkly penis...not that I am looking to do much with it these days.
3. Do you know something I don't? My wife and I are completely honest with each other. There never has been anything for either of us to "find out" about the other.
4. I hope my wife gets better too, but realistically she won't because she has stage 5 kidney failure, congestive heart failure and a bunch of other shit wrong which most often people die from. She and I are realist. Whatl we hope for is that her quality of life is as good as possible at this point. I do appreciate your thinking of her. She's a good woman who I probably never deserved to have in my life.
All jokes aside, I wish you and your wife the best.
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Are you aware of what a Bod Pod is? It looks like this and estimates body composition. It is not a calorimeter.
You seem to trying to use it as a term to lend credibility to your outlandish claims but unfortunately you are not smart enough to even know what it does.
My bad I meant body bug, not bod pod. It's 4.00am here.
I wore one during one session, I told me I burned 2700 calories during 3 and half hour session.
It is not unrealistic for boxers/mma athletes or guys doing football training over 2-3 training sessions a day with bunch of high intensity stuff and drills to burn 5000 calories a day.
Don't forget after burn effect this type of training has on the metabolism along with all the other regular activities you do.
Its not a fucking joke like bodybuilding. We are talking about real athletes here not beauty pageant contestants.
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:D
If you're very obese, you might see a higher resting pulse than normal, but usually not over 100.
http://www.heart.org/HEARTORG/Conditions/More/MyHeartandStrokeNews/All-About-Heart-Rate-Pulse_UCM_438850_Article.jsp#mainContent
American College of Sports Medicine also classifies men age 65+ with resting heart rates above 84 as having "very poor" fitness.
So basically "Uncle Joon" has the fitness level of a very fat old man, despite his savage 5000 cal/day regimen.
How to explain this ???
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:D
http://www.heart.org/HEARTORG/Conditions/More/MyHeartandStrokeNews/All-About-Heart-Rate-Pulse_UCM_438850_Article.jsp#mainContent
American College of Sports Medicine also classifies men age 65+ with resting heart rates above 84 as having "very poor" fitness.
So basically "Uncle Joon" has the fitness level of a very fat old man, despite his savage 5000 cal/day regimen.
How to explain this ???
It's very simple.
Genetically I have very high Iron level (so does my whole family)
Steroids exasperates my Red Blood Cell count and pushes up my Hemocrit to dangerous levels meaning I am 25% more likey to die of a stoke like my gramps did when he was 44.
My blood becomes like sludge which means my heart has to work waayyy harder and that pushes up my resting heart rate.
That is why I have to give blood regular like I am doing tomorrow.
I fucked up and forgot to give blood this time around.
This is the main reason. When I was natty and doing MMA training my resting heart rate was around 45 bpm.
When I go off cycle, it comes down to around 70pbm.
This is why you can't just make cart blanche generalizations without knowing the facts.
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FYI, men flexing in thongs is serious sport.
I don't need a penis pod to know that.
I disagree. On the scale of 1-10 I would rate Bodybuilding a 3 or a 4 for sheer athleticism.
Bodybuilding is about pumping shit load of drugs into your body, eating like a pig or starving like and Ethiopian to look like a freak that 98% of the general population finds repulsive.
It means risking early death for people and delusionites who suffer from body dysmorphia and have zero self esteem.
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You looking to compete in any of the local MMA events around your area once you get into fighting shape?
I've already competed at lightweight and cruiserweight and I am undefeated at 5 and 0.
No I have no desire to fight again right now but never say never.
I just enjoy the training aspect. Of course I will spar but not for any competitive reason.
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I've already competed at lightweight and cruiserweight and I am undefeated at 5 and 0.
No I have no desire to fight again right now but never say never.
I just enjoy the training aspect. Of course I will spar but not for any competitive reason.
Damn....Lightweight AND Cruiserweight!?!?
Isn't that a difference of like 60 or 70 pounds :o
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I'm sorry to learn that your wife is dealing with such serious illness.
I sincerely hope and pray she makes the best possible recovery.
God's speed for a fast recovery.
Thanks Howard.
Everyday is a new challenge. Currently, my wife is in the hospital getting set up for permanent dialysis (probably three days a week). Yesterday went well for her. The shunt in her arm worked and she had two hours of dialysis. Unfortunately today the shunt was uncooperative and they were not able to do dialysis. They will try again tomorrow. If it works then again on Thursday. If all goes well, she can do dialysis on an outpatient basis at a dialysis center near our home three days a week. Dialysis won't extend her life, but it should improve her quality of life for as long as she survives.
We have come a long way, like 180 degrees since last week when we entertained the idea of her going into hospice. After the hospice rep visited us and explained that once my wife was in hospice the focus would be solely on making her comfortable with the use of a variety of mood altering drugs and that basically we'd all be just sitting around doing nothing while we waited for her to die, my wife thankfully decided that she wants to go out fighting.
These are hard times for all of us who have known and loved my wife. I am very depressed tonight because things didn't go so well today. Between posting on here for distraction, I have been calling her at the hospital repeatedly. She isn't picking up. Hopefully she is resting up for tomorrow when they will try to do dialysis again.
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I've already competed at lightweight and cruiserweight and I am undefeated at 5 and 0.
No I have no desire to fight again right now but never say never.
I just enjoy the training aspect. Of course I will spar but not for any competitive reason.
So what did you weigh when you competed as a light and cruiserweight fighter?
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Damn....Lightweight AND Cruiserweight!?!?
Isn't that a difference of like 60 or 70 pounds :o
Haha...NO NO....sorry meant welterweight, its late here (4.30am) and I am stoned.
I never fought heavier than 170.
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Haha...NO NO....sorry meant welterweight, its late here (4.30am) and I am stoned.
I never fought heavier than 170.
Stoned again??? What are we going to do with you?
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Stoned again??? What are we going to do with you?
Did you know I was mates with Amy Winehouse when she was younger b4 she blew up.
We used to smoke weed at the roundhouse and play pool in Camden.
I miss her.
Sometimes I wanna try heroin.
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Haha...NO NO....sorry meant welterweight, its late here (4.30am) and I am stoned.
I never fought heavier than 170.
Google to the rescue.
So full of shit.
5,000 calories a day workout, 5-0 undefeated record, MMA fighter, poker star, telecom CEO, "Astin Martin" owner, lost $2.6M in a year, this clown will claim anything.
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Google to the rescue.
So full of shit.
5,000 calories a day workout, 5-0 undefeated record, MMA fighter, poker star, telecom CEO, "Astin Martin" owner, lost $2.6M in a year, this clown will claim anything.
::)
I don't have to justify anything to you fat prick, people have been to my house moron so you can fuck off already.
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Did you know I was mates with Amy Winehouse when she was younger b4 she blew up.
We used to smoke weed at the roundhouse and play pool in Camden.
I miss her.
Sometimes I wanna try heroin.
Amy sadly died when she was only 27 years old. It is great that you had the opportunity to hang with her. She was a talented lady....but very tormented.
I don't think it would be wise for your to try heroin. You have such an addictive personality. It could be the death of you. That would be sad since when you and all your gimmicks go, Getbig will also go. ::)
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Amy sadly died when she was only 27 years old. It is great that you had the opportunity to hang with her. She was a talented lady....but very tormented.
I don't think it would be wise for your to try heroin. You have such an addictive personality. It could be the death of you. That would be sad since when you and all your gimmicks go, Getbig will also go. ::)
Yeah she was an angel, I was in love with her.
I am 36 years old but I feel like I am your age.
Live fast die young, u age quicker.
My favorite Amy song
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Yeah she was an angel, I was in love with her.
I am 36 years old but I feel like I am your age.
Live fast die young, u age quicker.
My favorite Amy song
Do you think you and Amy Winehouse could have ever worked things out and made something happen together long term?
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It may be time to start compiling a similar list here as the one below:
UPDATED FOR 2011
I have profiled the many fantastic feats of slacker before.
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I have compiled a "Profile in Courage" of slacker based on his posts...pretty average for a GetBigger, really. Please feel free to add any missing information.
Education
College degrees in business and “law enforcement”
Professions
Runs a million-dollar construction business
Has worked in the paper and pulp processing industry
Plans to open a gym in an empty building he owns
Formerly a police officer
Served in the United States Marine Corps
Athletics
Possesses a physique comparable to John Cena at 285+ lbs and 12% bf
Has a 13-0 boxing record, including nine KOs
Black belts in karate, Brazilian jiu-jitsu, and an unknown third martial art
An accomplished mixed martial arts competitor
Competes in strongman
Champion arm wrestler
Member of a bowling league
Weightlifting and Bodybuilding
23" arms
36" waist
30" quads
18" calves
18" forearms
Can bench over 500 lbs but prefers to do sets with 335 for reps
Can squat 600 lbs
Can curl 235 lbs
Has a similar build to Spike with an extra 40 lbs
Hobbies
Stunt bike riding
Car racing (track and street)
Snowmobiling
Motorcycling
Ice skating
Miscellaneous notes
Owns a Corvette, a Dodge Viper, and five Mustangs (1999 and 2003 Cobras, a 1970 Mach1, and 2001 GT, and a 2007 GT 500)
Owns several pickup trucks
Knows and has fought Georges St. Pierre
Height fluctuates between 6-1 to 6-4
Has broken three jaws in various fights
Is set to star in a movie later this year
Recently sold his house and bought a lot in the country, where he plans to build a new house, likely with his bare hands
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slacker's most impressive feat is perhaps his ability to shrink and grow by sheer will. On March 10 he was 6'4" and around 295.
By March 30 he had shrunk an inch and lost 20 lbs.
slacker can also willingly fluctuate his body fat level by upwards of 6% over a matter of days.
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Do you think you and Amy Winehouse could have ever worked things out and made something happen together long term?
We were like 14-15 at the time. She was just one of the chicks. She wasn't even that hot or popular back then. We rolled in the same fuck ups crew, smoking weed, drinking and dropping acid.
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I don't have to justify anything to you fat prick, people have been to my house moron so you can fuck off already.
It is very hard to believe a massive giant of a man like you would fit in a bod pod! ::)
In case you missed it in my previous posts, YOU ARE FULL OF SHIT!
You haven't done any of the shit you claim. But if you really want to prove something, walk into your garage right now, take a pic of the "Astin Martin" with a white coffee cup upside down on its hood, and post it here.
You have 5 minutes to prove you're not 100% full of shit.
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We were like 14-15 at the time. She was just one of the chicks. She wasn't even that hot or popular back then. We rolled in the same fuck ups crew, smoking weed, drinking and dropping acid.
You said you were in love with her bro.
Why weren't the 2 of you able to work things out?
You never made a move towards her?
You don't strike me as a guy who would miss out on an opportunity to go after a girl you really cared for.
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Amy Winehouse would be 30 if she were alive today FYI.
Yet she and "Joon" (36) were both 14-15 at the same time ???
Maybe he is misremembering his own age as well as his fighting weight and fitness equipment.
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You said you were in love with her bro.
Why weren't the 2 of you able to work things out?
You never made a move towards her?
You don't strike me as a guy who would miss out on an opportunity to go after a girl you really cared for.
I was pretty shy kid back then. Little grunge rocker, I had long ass hair, played guitar and drums.
Didn't get many girls. Never made a move on her.
I transformed from around 17-18 when I discovered coke and started weight training.
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Amy Winehouse would be 30 if she were alive today FYI.
Yet she and "Joon" (36) were both 14-15 at the same time ???
Maybe he is misremembering his own age as well as his fighting weight and fitness equipment.
I don't remember or give a fuck we were teenage kids, that's all I know.
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Is math not your strongpoint either? 15-6=9.
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It is very hard to believe a massive giant of a man like you would fit in a bod pod! ::)
In case you missed it in my previous posts, YOU ARE FULL OF SHIT!
You haven't done any of the shit you claim. But if you really want to prove something, walk into your garage right now, take a pic of the "Astin Martin" with a white coffee cup upside down on its hood, and post it here.
You have 5 minutes to prove you're not 100% full of shit.
I'll post up video of me driving around in my Astin tomorrow, its 5.00am here not going outside its freezing.
If you make a thread asking omr to delete your account permanently if i do.
I am not entertaining your bullshit or being your show monkey unless there is something in it for me.
Call my bluff, shit just got real
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I'll post up video of me driving around in my Astin tomorrow, its 5.00am here not going outside its freezing.
If you make a thread asking omr to delete your account permanently if i do.
I am not entertaining your bullshit or being your show monkey unless there is something in it for me.
Call my bluff, shit just got real
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Is math not your strongpoint either? 15-6=9.
Maybe I was older I don't remember or give a fuck if you disbelieve me, its irrelevant to me, I don't see it as a big deal, it wasn't.
My cousin also went to school with Tulisa, chicks house i bought, i posted up vids.
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Yeah she was an angel, I was in love with her.
I am 36 years old but I feel like I am your age.
Live fast die young, u age quicker.
My favorite Amy song
Be glad you aren't my age. It sucks! Parts of my body ache that I didn't know existed. This might be an argument in favor of living fast and dying young, but I have lived well and certainly didn't die young. My mom's medium told her I would die before I was 30 years old. She was obviously a quack!
If I may, live each day as if it is your last and make it count for something. Drugs rob this from you. I feel particularly sorry for people who need drugs to get through the day. They are missing out on life and all it has to offer.
People with talent, like Amy had, bring a lot of energy. It is interesting to spend time with them. Unfortunately, sometimes their energy is negative energy. It is good that you have positive memories of the time you had knowing her.
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Be glad you aren't my age. It sucks! Parts of my body ache that I didn't know existed. This might be an argument in favor of living fast and dying young, but I have lived well and certainly didn't die young. My mom's medium told her I would die before I was 30 years old. She was obviously a quack!
If I may, live each day as if it is your last and make it count for something. Drugs rob this from you. I feel particularly sorry for people who need drugs to get through the day. They are missing out on life and all it has to offer.
People with talent, like Amy had, bring a lot of energy. It is interesting to spend time with them. Unfortunately, sometimes their energy is negative energy. It is good that you have positive memories of the time you had knowing her.
Thanks dude.
Yeah I honestly doubt I'll ever make it to your age.
Even if I go today I am happy.
50 is good enough for me unless i get married and have kids and shit.
Highly doubtful.
Booty is my last shot, if it doesn't work out with her im done with the whole idea
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I'll post up video of me driving around in my Astin tomorrow, its 5.00am here not going outside its freezing.
If you make a thread asking omr to delete your account permanently if i do.
I am not entertaining your bullshit or being your show monkey unless there is something in it for me.
Call my bluff, shit just got real
If you owned the car you would have taken the pics and posted them 15 minutes ago.
You are full of shit. Like "SuckMyMuscle" levels of lies and BS.
What a clown.
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Thanks dude.
Yeah I honestly doubt I'll ever make it to your age.
Even if I go today I am happy.
50 is good enough for me unless i get married and have kids and shit.
Highly doubtful.
Booty is my last shot, if it doesn't work out with her im done with the whole idea
What a fucking attention whoring prick you are.
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Is he aware that the name of the brand is Aston Martin or is he trying to pretend he's in on the joke ???
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Thanks dude.
50 is good enough for me unless i get married and have kids and shit.
Highly doubtful.
Booty is my last shot, if it doesn't work out with her im done with the whole idea
Have you and booty discussed children?
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Is he aware that the name of the brand is Aston Martin or is he trying to pretend he's in on the joke ???
I dont blame him, big night, its about 6am there and his been posting on getbig for the last 6 hours.
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Thanks dude.
Yeah I honestly doubt I'll ever make it to your age.
Even if I go today I am happy.
50 is good enough for me unless i get married and have kids and shit.
Highly doubtful.
Now here is the funny thing about looking forward with regards to age. It is a rare person who actually looks forward to growing old. When I was in my 30's a 70 year old was some decrepit old person who I certainly never wanted to become. Like you, I couldn't imagine living longer than maybe 50 years. Heck when I was in my teens, someone in their mid 30's was as good as dead.
Enjoy your life today. Live in the moment because one never knows when those moments will end. But live life well and not doing things you'll regret later if later ever comes. Be the best person you can be every day of your life and when you fuck up, as we all do, learn from your fuck ups. It's really just that simple.
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If you owned the car you would have taken the pics and posted them 15 minutes ago.
You are full of shit. Like "SuckMyMuscle" levels of lies and BS.
What a clown.
Bigmc and booty have seen my car you fucking clown.
Bigmc is taking it around for a drive next week.
Stop backtracking like the bitch you are.
I made you a deal.
I'll post a video of me driving around in it tomorrow singing "fuck you walter suckcock".
Not a fucking photo so u can claim photoshop but an actual fucking video of me opening the car door, getting into it, driving around on the A406 120 mph +
All you have to do is agree once I posted it up OMR has permission to delete your account permanently and erase all posts.
You can always come back under your chopperider account anyway. I like chopper better.
I just don't like the fact you thought u could come back as an anonymous twat who looks like dog shit troll and attack people including sending Booty your fucking filth thinking no one knows who you are.
So man the fuck up.
Do we have a deal.
Yes or No???
You will look like a total twat if you decline.
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I'll post up video of me driving around in my Astin tomorrow, its 5.00am here not going outside its freezing.
If you make a thread asking omr to delete your account permanently if i do.
I am not entertaining your bullshit or being your show monkey unless there is something in it for me.
Call my bluff, shit just got real
Don't go outside.
I will call your bluff right now. You have 5 minutes or your account goes.
Post a pic of your insurance card and title, in your name, for the "Astin Martin".
Post those to prove you're not full of shit, because right now you just look pathetically stupid.
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Have you and booty discussed children?
I think Booty has all the children she wants already, but I could be wrong about this. ::)
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Don't go outside.
I will call your bluff right now. You have 5 minutes or your account goes.
Post a pic of your insurance card and title, in your name, for the "Astin Martin".
Post those to prove you're not full of shit, because right now you just look pathetically stupid.
I am not outing my real name you fucking moron.
I already made you the offer and deal that I will post up video like you wanted tomorrow.
Then OMR deletes your account once I do.
Fucking simple.
If you decline you have been exposed as a fuck wit and I am done with you.
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I think Booty has all the children she wants already, but I could be wrong about this. ::)
It's work in progress. IVF is also always an option.
I think it would be a blessing to the bodybuilding community.
Elite offspring genetics of peace.
I just hope personality wise our children lean more towards me and looks wise more towards her.
I do love her to bits either way and wish her total happiness whoever she ends up choosing.
Me or Bigmc.
I guess she has to choose between brains over brawn or brawn over brains.
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I am not outing my real name you fucking moron.
I already made you the offer and deal that I will post up video like you wanted tomorrow.
Then OMR deletes your account once I do.
Fucking simple.
If you decline you have been exposed as a fuck wit and I am done with you.
Boy just drive that car and do shout outs.
I dont trust booty or bigmc the fleeing prick.
I remember the white beamer you had/have, that was sweet.
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Have you and booty discussed children?
I am not in any relationship with anybody. FFS I don't need to see this shit on here.
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I am not outing my real name you fucking moron.
I already made you the offer and deal that I will post up video like you wanted tomorrow.
Then OMR deletes your account once I do.
Fucking simple.
If you decline you have been exposed as a fuck wit and I am done with you.
Five minutes is up you lying, camel fucking, fat little sack of shit.
Not one fucking thing you say or claim is true. You are completely full of shit.
No need to go rent a car for photos tomorrow, you've proven that everything out of your mouth is a lie.
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Boy just drive that car and do shout outs.
I dont trust booty or bigmc the fleeing prick.
I remember the white beamer you had/have, that was sweet.
If he wasn't such a two faced prick I probably would have.
He was all sweet to me on his choopper rider account then decided to fuck off and start this stupid gimmick so he could troll.
Then he pm's all kinds of filth to Booty.
I already posted up my apartment vids and cars and tons of other shit, not like I give two fucks.
But with asshole trolls like that it never ends, whatever you do they never satisfied, next they'll want fucking bank statement, then ur sort code and account number, then your credit card number...LOL
I put fair enough deal on table, he either accepts its or I will just ignore him from now on.
Everyone now knows who he is and what fat ugly sack of shit he looks like so won't ever be taken seriously.
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I think Booty has all the children she wants already, but I could be wrong about this. ::)
I never was going to have any. I don't regret it... Love them dearly however my uterus needs a break after the myomectomy etc. I just want to enjoy life, train, travel... Possibly fall in love again.
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It's work in progress. IVF is also always an option.
I think it would be a blessing to the bodybuilding community.
Elite offspring genetics of peace.
I just hope personality wise our children lean more towards me and looks wise more towards her.
I do love her to bits either way and wish her total happiness whoever she ends up choosing.
Me or Bigmc.
I guess she has to choose between brains over brawn or brawn over brains.
I'm not a betting man, but I'd bet she chooses neither of you. No offence intended, but I just don't see this happening. Go ahead and prove me wrong. You won't hurt my feelings one bit. Stranger things have happened.
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If he wasn't such a two faced prick I probably would have.
He was all sweet to me on his choopper rider account then decided to fuck off and start this stupid gimmick so he could troll.
Then he pm's all kinds of filth to Booty.
I already posted up my apartment vids and cars and tons of other shit, not like I give two fucks.
But with asshole trolls like that it never ends, whatever you do they never satisfied, next they'll want fucking bank statement, then ur sort code and account number, then your credit card number...LOL
I put fair enough deal on table, he either accepts its or I will just ignore him from now on.
Everyone now knows who he is and what fat ugly sack of shit he looks like so won't ever be taken seriously.
I have witnessed your vids and will vouch, but i would love to see you shout out members in a aston martin.
remember that vid when you took the beamer out to have a kebab. i loved it.
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Five minutes is up you lying, camel fucking, fat little sack of shit.
Not one fucking thing you say or claim is true. You are completely full of shit.
No need to go rent a car for photos tomorrow, you've proven that everything out of your mouth is a lie.
Yawn, about about my 1.3 million pound apartment, maybe I am renting that too.....LOL ::)
Fuck off you time waster.
You got exposed for being an idiot troll.
We done
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I have witnessed your vids and will vouch, but i would love to see you shout out members in a aston martin
Maybe while driving down the road and getting a blowjob from a hooker too for good measure.
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If he wasn't such a two faced prick I probably would have.
He was all sweet to me on his choopper rider account then decided to fuck off and start this stupid gimmick so he could troll.
Then he pm's all kinds of filth to Booty.
I already posted up my apartment vids and cars and tons of other shit, not like I give two fucks.
But with asshole trolls like that it never ends, whatever you do they never satisfied, next they'll want fucking bank statement, then ur sort code and account number, then your credit card number...LOL
I put fair enough deal on table, he either accepts its or I will just ignore him from now on.
Everyone now knows who he is and what fat ugly sack of shit he looks like so won't ever be taken seriously.
More BS.
I have never PMed booty.
You are 100% full of shit.
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Maybe while driving down the road and getting a blowjob from a hooker too for good measure.
or him blowing the hooker
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or him blowing the hooker
Coming up for air every 5th bob of his head to call out another getbiggers name.
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Coming up for air every 5th bob of his head to call out another getbiggers name.
arce.................... ......bigbobs........... ......................cs wole.................... ........
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arce..........................bigbobs.................................cswole............................
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arce..........................bigbobs.................................cswole............................
Make it happen joon
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More BS.
I have never PMed booty.
You are 100% full of shit.
You did u twat under chopper account
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Joon,
Videos mate, post vids.
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Joon,
Videos mate, post vids.
Yeah but cant do BJ vids cos my girl will get pissed and she posts here!
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Yeah but cant do BJ vids cos my girl will get pissed and she posts here!
How about you can't do them because you don't want to because you are committed to your "girl" and no longer have any interest in such nonsense. I know, it sounds high-minded, but if I was your "girl" it would sit better with me then what you posted.
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Yeah but cant do BJ vids cos my girl will get pissed and she posts here!
just do that shit. where else is she going to find another joon.
did you see arce's new car?
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just do that shit. where else is she going to find another joon.
did you see arce's new car?
Yeah Arce is hysterical...LOL
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How about you can't do them because you don't want to because you are committed to your "girl" and no longer have any interest in such nonsense. I know, it sounds high-minded, but if I was your "girl" it would sit better with me then what you posted.
x2
soooo in love
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Same shit, different day.
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Same shit, different day.
So here you are responding to this thread. I get what you are saying because it has occurred to me that I've been here and said this before. Are you also saying that you are getting to the point where you want something different?
Booty, you are resilient. I will give you this. Some folks sling some pretty nasty stuff at you and you always come back for more. You could say the same about me. Why are we still here responding to the "same shit, different day?" For me it is a distraction for much more serious issues going on in my life. What about you?
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So here you are responding to this thread. I get what you are saying because it has occurred to me that I've been here and said this before. Are you also saying that you are getting to the point where you want something different?
Booty, you are resilient. I will give you this. Some folks sling some pretty nasty stuff at you and you always come back for more. You could say the same about me. Why are we still here responding to the "same shit, different day?" For me it is a distraction for much more serious issues going on in my life. What about you?
I don't like some of the posts regarding me choosing this one or that one. That is what I meant. It's irritating me and I have told junior. I don't appreciate getting brought into this drama as I already get brought into enough. So as a friend I expect my wishes to be respected.
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So here you are responding to this thread. I get what you are saying because it has occurred to me that I've been here and said this before. Are you also saying that you are getting to the point where you want something different?
Booty, you are resilient. I will give you this. Some folks sling some pretty nasty stuff at you and you always come back for more. You could say the same about me. Why are we still here responding to the "same shit, different day?" For me it is a distraction for much more serious issues going on in my life. What about you?
What is going on here?
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I don't like some of the posts regarding me choosing this one or that one. That is what I meant. It's irritating me and I have told junior. I don't appreciate getting brought into this drama as I already get brought into enough. So as a friend I expect my wishes to be respected.
I totally get what you are saying.
I have more respect for you than to believe you would ever pick someone to be romantically involved with based on your experiences with them on the internet, particularly if it was centered on communications on Getbig. To put it bluntly, you've kind of been there and done that already.
As I am primarily the father or grandfather figure around here, it is my hope you would require some personal time with whomever you chose to become involved with. And forgive me regarding the having children discussion, but many women who have had children and who are as mature as you are, are not looking to have more children. For many women, it is not even a physically possible choice to make.
If you look back over many of our communications on Getbig, I endeavored to be your champion. Sometimes, we have crossed hairs. You are a little more blunt about certain subjects then the other women I know and that takes some getting used to on my part. When all is said and done, I wish you all the best and have no ill feelings towards you.
Incidentally, my daughter will be 40 years old next March. This is hard for me to believe as I have been reviewing photos of her as she grew up and her teen years seem like yesterday. My son is pushing 50 years of age. How did this happen? Anyway, if I get all fatherly on you, it is what I know, not to say I am some kind of expert on parenting or anything, because that is definitely not the case. LOL!
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What is going on here?
Don't make the mistake of reading things into what I post. There is nothing going on here, or more accurately everything that is going on here is in the post. Don't make the mistake of making more out of it then is there.
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I totally get what you are saying.
I have more respect for you than to believe you would ever pick someone to be romantically involved with based on your experiences with them on the internet, particularly if it was centered on communications on Getbig. To put it bluntly, you've kind of been there and done that already.
As I am primarily the father or grandfather figure around here, it is my hope you would require some personal time with whomever you chose to become involved with. And forgive me regarding the having children discussion, but many women who have had children and who are as mature as you are, are not looking to have more children. For many women, it is not even a physically possible choice to make.
If you look back over many of our communications on Getbig, I endeavored to be your champion. Sometimes, we have crossed hairs. You are a little more blunt about certain subjects then the other women I know and that takes some getting used to on my part. When all is said and done, I wish you all the best and have no ill feelings towards you.
Incidentally, my daughter will be 40 years old next March. This is hard for me to believe as I have been reviewing photos of her as she grew up and her teen years seem like yesterday. My son is pushing 50 years of age. How did this happen? Anyway, if I get all fatherly on you, it is what I know, not to say I am some kind of expert on parenting or anything, because that is definitely not the case. LOL!
I could have more children if I chose to however after last year I feel as though I just got myself back. My hormones were out of balance as in too much estrogen because of the fibroid. I want to focus on my training not have any babies. I keep forgetting that you could be my father. Children grow up so fast. I look at my own and can't believe that my son is 20.
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I could have more children if I chose to however after last year I feel as though I just got myself back. My hormones were out of balance as in too much estrogen because of the fibroid. I want to focus on my training not have any babies. I keep forgetting that you could be my father. Children grow up so fast. I look at my own and can't believe that my son is 20.
Having children later in life is not something I have a lot of experience with. My wife went through early menopause shortly after our daughter was born. Even if we'd wanted more children it would not have been wise of us to produce them.
Early menopause is possibly genetic. Our daughter has also had to deal with this. She and our son-in-law have just one child, which was what they wanted at the time. I suspect they wish they could have more children now that our grandson is reaching adulthood and about to head off to college. Should they decide to have more children, they would need to adopt. They are vital and young and they have been wonderful parents. I support whatever they should decide to do with regards to having more kids.
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Having children later in life is not something I have a lot of experience with. My wife went through early menopause shortly after our daughter was born. Even if we'd wanted more children it would not have been wise of us to produce them.
Early menopause is possibly genetic. Our daughter has also had to deal with this. She and our son-in-law have just one child, which was what they wanted at the time. I suspect they wish they could have more children now that our grandson is reaching adulthood and about to head off to college. Should they decide to have more children, they would need to adopt. They are vital and young and they have been wonderful parents. I support whatever they should decide to do with regards to having more kids.
I recall you telling me this about your wife. Weirdly I recall many details you told about your mother. I think I found her more interesting and could relate to her on occasion.
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I recall you telling me this about your wife. Weirdly I recall many details you told about your mother. I think I found her more interesting and could relate to her on occasion.
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I suspect you and my mom would have more in common than you and my wife. Without going into huge explanation, I want to say that both my mom and my wife represent very strong women, but from very different perspectives.
My mom was a wild child in the body of an adult. She was a powerful woman. She was also somewhat sad, in my opinion.
My wife has never had an ax to grind. She loves being a wife, mother and grandmother. She also put herself second to her family. Having said that, she is every bit as powerful as my mom was and maybe even more so.
I loved my mom, I love my wife and I love my daughter. Each of these remarkable women have challenged me at times. You women are complex creatures which is probably what makes us men love you so much.
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Great thread.
Hulkotron likely has the cock of a God.
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Joon and Booty up a tree?
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Joon and Booty up a tree?
No BigRo
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Yawn, about about my 1.3 million pound apartment, maybe I am renting that too.....LOL ::)
Fuck off you time waster.
You got exposed for being an idiot troll.
We done
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Hahahaha!
Mahyar Mostafazade-asl - lol
You are such a liar!
Everything you ever promised or told was debunked, you punk!!
Tell us about your successfully "Dalton's Car parts" business and what happened. Keep bringing the jokes while
you are at it. :D :D
As a matter of fact all of your lies ,incl. your name have been exposed. Right here...lol
You fucking suck donkeyballs Mahyar Mostafazade-asl aka the clown
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Yeah but cant do BJ vids cos my girl will get pissed and she posts here!
::) ::) ::) like any girl (with taste) will ever care except how much you pay them for hooking fees.
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Joon you are heading down heart attack road bro...
You need a lifestyle change and seriously address your diet habits. If you are doing things right your resting heart rate should go down, as your belly gets smaller you should be able to move better... No matter your lean mass, and hamstring / lower back problems should improve not worsen.
What this is telling me.. And like me or hate me... I've competed a lot, trained for years, and know what I'm taking about... Is that you are getting fat not big. And getting fat while juicing means you are SEVERLY overeating and doing things wrong.
Think of it this way... Makes some changes but keep lifting etc or have a heart attack in your 30's and not be able to do anything... Lift, juice, whores, drugs... Nothing.
Seems like a very simple choice.
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Joon you are heading down heart attack road bro...
You need a lifestyle change and seriously address your diet habits. If you are doing things right your resting heart rate should go down, as your belly gets smaller you should be able to move better... No matter your lean mass, and hamstring / lower back problems should improve not worsen.
What this is telling me.. And like me or hate me... I've competed a lot, trained for years, and know what I'm taking about... Is that you are getting fat not big. And getting fat while juicing means you are SEVERLY overeating and doing things wrong.
Think of it this way... Makes some changes but keep lifting etc or have a heart attack in your 30's and not be able to do anything... Lift, juice, whores, drugs... Nothing.
Seems like a very simple choice.
I know you are right.
Knowing something is right or wrong AND actually making changes is another story.
Too much temptation in my life.
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Best meltdown thread in awhile.
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Best meltdown thread in awhile.
Right on time.
- make outlandish claims: check
- make ridiculous predictions on future physique: check
- completely fail on traing/diet/willpower: check
- give up loudly: check
- proclaim lifting "gay": check
- completely melt: check
- ask mods to delete account: pending
- disappear for 30-60 days: pending
- repeat: pending
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By the way you numbuts that's not even Simon.
Some dude I pulled of the internet....HAHA.
Love a good fake outing....LOL
Mwah
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Lol, I now believe that AnabolicHalo was Junior.
Both had fascinations with prostitutes, Halo talked about loving black women while Junior has/had an black fuck buddy (we have seen the vids of her)
Just came across an old Halo post, where he says that if he cold have any car.......... and he shows a pic of a black Aston Martin :D
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Lol, I now believe that AnabolicHalo was Junior.
Both had fascinations with prostitutes, Halo talked about loving black women while Junior has/had an black fuck buddy (we have seen the vids of her)
Just came across an old Halo post, where he says that if he cold have any car.......... and he shows a pic of a black Aston Martin :D
Not your best detective work Shizz, lots of people fuck prostitutes and like Aston s.....LOL
Your Enzo detective work was your finest hour, apart from faking your own death. ;)
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Not your best detective work Shizz, lots of people fuck prostitutes and like Aston s.....LOL
Your Enzo detective work was your finest hour, apart from faking your own death. ;)
I added a pic of the post (which was deleted, but was quoted by someone else)
Isnt that the exact car you claim to have?
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I added a pic of the post (which was deleted, but was quoted by someone else)
Isnt that the exact car you claim to have?
Nope, that's an old ugly ass model.
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Just admit it Joon. Remember when Halo claimed his kid died, and you swore that he was telling the truth, and you vouched for him 100%
You also got into a spat with Onemorerep because you were "sharing" emails with Halo, and sharing it with the board.
It seems that You and Halo were the closest on the boards..................
You are so many gimmicks that it isn't funny.
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I'm 210lb and need to lose at least 10lbs to be happy and I can touch my toes no problem. {no homo}
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Just admit it Joon. Remember when Halo claimed his kid died, and you swore that he was telling the truth, and you vouched for him 100%
You also got into a spat with Onemorerep because you were "sharing" emails with Halo, and sharing it with the board.
It seems that You and Halo were the closest on the boards..................
You are so many gimmicks that it isn't funny.
Me and Halo are very close, we communicate off the board, we are not same person though.
His kid really did die.
We have done some mild trolling and shared an account or two in the past but he is not a gimmick.
I also gave him a few burner gimmicks when he was in TO....but that was about it.
You are wrong on this one. If you were right id just admit it. Not like I give a fuck.
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Not your best detective work Shizz, lots of people fuck prostitutes and like Aston s.....LOL
Your Enzo detective work was your finest hour, apart from faking your own death. ;)
That was another thing. Junior always thought that faking my death was good theatre. So whats the next best way for a Joon gimmick to go off into the sunset? Faking his fake kids death.
Boom!!!! add it all up kiddies.
Junior does full-blown gimmick personas as a hobby.
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Me and Halo are very close, we communicate off the board, we are not same person though.
His kid really did die.
We have done some mild trolling and shared an account or two in the past but he is not a gimmick.
I also gave him a few burner gimmicks when he was in TO....but that was about it.
You are wrong on this one. If you were right id just admit it. Not like I give a fuck.
Lol! You are admitting it without admitting it.
Who's next Joon?
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Lol! You are admitting it without admitting it.
Who's next Joon?
That's not what I said ::)
But I do have two MAJOR getbig projects I am working on right now.
Can't disclose much but summer of 2015 will be epic in GB history.
It involves a female, id say its on Bikinislut level but better.
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That's not what I said ::)
But I do have two MAJOR getbig projects I am working on right now.
Can't disclose much but summer of 2015 will be epic in GB history.
It involves a female, id say its on Bikinislut level but better.
You are like the Getbig Matrix. People have to be dumb to think that you are not the deepest woven character this place has ever had.
Did you ever admit to being Var City?
I caught you with Enzo
You made the Wes Gasparatto gimmick, and said you paid some dude to pose as Wes for a video.
You were probably bikini slut (based off of a real girlfriend, maybe) but it was you posting.
I think You were AnabolicHalo
I think you were Simple Simon
Who else Junior?
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Can't believe you haven't thought of the most obvious one chuckles...LOL
I'll bite. Who?
Quickerblade is a shady ass account too.
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I'll bite. Who?
LOL....come on its so obvious.
Who loves you the most "chuckles"?
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Hope I don't get outed here.
mwahh
xoxo
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By the way you numbuts that's not even Simon.
Some dude I pulled of the internet....HAHA.
Love a good fake outing....LOL
Mwah
x0x0
It's amazing how you managed to find somebody with exactly the same moles on his abs as Simon ;)
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Hope I don't get outed here.
mwahh
xoxo
Haha I already checked out your FB, but I heard your a legitimate bad ass so can't mess with you...LOL ;)
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Ron loves Shizzo the most.
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I feel bad because Joon saw my cock and booty was a part of this. Why she couldn't keep it for herself? I don't know.
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It's amazing how you managed to find somebody with exactly the same moles on his abs as Simon ;)
I am a genius with photoshop and video editing.
None of you actually know how I even look like.
You just think you do.
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Joon, I say that you create a thread, and do a tell all.
Its time man.
I know you are/were behind a shit ton of gimmicks.
Why don't you just stand up, take a bow, and wipe the slate clean.
What happened to Phreak and his wife? ;)
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Joon, I say that you create a thread, and do a tell all.
Its time man.
I know you are/were behind a shit ton of gimmicks.
Why don't you just stand up, take a bow, and wipe the slate clean.
What happened to Phreak and his wife? ;)
Bertha left him. I met up with her in Amsterdam. She makes a mean hash cookie.
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I am a genius with photoshop and video editing.
None of you actually know how I even look like.
You just think you do.
No you are not, none of your videos was edited. Your pictures show no signs of photoshop. You are just a liar.
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I am a genius with photoshop and video editing.
Add that to the list.
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Bertha left him. I met up with her in Amsterdam. She makes a mean hash cookie.
Bullshit. You would have made a thread about it at the time.
How can you keep up with all of the lies?
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No you are not, none of your videos was edited. Your pictures show no signs of photoshop. You are just a liar.
think what you want, I am a magician.
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And for the record the simple Simon account wasn't deleted, and he hasn't gone anywhere, he just lurks.
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And for the record the simple Simon account wasn't deleted, and he hasn't gone anywhere, he just lurks.
Yes, it appears that he now goes by the name "Be There".
I guess he wanted to hide for some reason. ;)
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When Euros speak measurement of weight in front of Americans they don't use the term "kilos" or "stone".
They use the term pounds.
And you know why they use that term?
That use it out of respect and submission.
You speak to US in conversation, you are going to use OUR terms, god damnit.
It's used because most Americanos are unable to convert from kg to pounds. :-\
Kinda like you don't use big words amongst dumb people.
HTH
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Hope I don't get outed here.
mwahh
xoxo
Thanks for finally coming out.
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It's used because most Americanos are unable to convert from kg to pounds. :-\
Kinda like you don't use big words amongst dumb people.
HTH
You don't even know the name of the weight class you cagefought in and you're talking trash?? ??? :D
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Haha I already checked out your FB, but I heard your a legitimate bad ass so can't mess with you...LOL ;)
I was implying that you post under the chaos account also.
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I am a genius with photoshop and video editing.
None of you actually know how I even look like.
You just think you do.
^^
I know what you look like!!!
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You don't even know the name of the weight class you cagefought in and you're talking trash?? ??? :D
I think you are mistaking me for someone else.
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I was implying that you post under the chaos account also.
Once you have to explain it... Lol.
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Me and Halo are very close, we communicate off the board, we are not same person though.
His kid really did die.
We have done some mild trolling and shared an account or two in the past but he is not a gimmick.
I also gave him a few burner gimmicks when he was in TO....but that was about it.
You are wrong on this one. If you were right id just admit it. Not like I give a fuck.
You are a fucking liar!
You lie about everything Mahyar!
You are not Greek Or Swedish! (not even English)
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I am a genius with photoshop and video editing.
None of you actually know how I even look like.
You just think you do.
Hahaha! Unfortunately we know what you look like ...
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Hahaha! Unfortunately we know what you look like ...
2, 1..... 2
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Mahyar Rezazahi
MahYar Dahrayar
Méhyar SimSàm etc kiNg KonG nibiRùù
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Hahaha! Unfortunately we know what you look like ...
i know that's not him
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I'll bite. Who?
Quickerblade is a shady ass account too.
He's sharing the booty account.
How do you not see that?
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He's sharing the booty account.
How do you not see that?
Still haven't seen an Aston Martin either... just saying... ;D
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He's sharing the booty account.
How do you not see that?
Your joking right???
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Its hard to tell how is real and who isnt here.
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Its hard to tell how is real and who isnt here.
Or who has a solid grasp of the English language.
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Or who has a solid grasp of the English language.
Haha my bad who is a real person
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Your joking right???
He's being an asshole. It's my account end of story
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I'll bite. Who?
Quickerblade is a shady ass account too.
Quickerblade is awesome, shut your whore mouth.
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He's being an asshole. It's my account end of story
Why the anger?
Your response gives you away. You are sharing the account.
End of story.
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Still haven't seen an Aston Martin either... just saying... ;D
An "Astin Martin" has a very distinct key. All he had to do last night was take a pic of "his" Astin Martin key next to an upside down coffee cup. No one had to "go outside in the cold".
Very little chance that was going to happen.
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An "Astin Martin" has a very distinct key. All he had to do last night was take a pic of "his" Astin Martin key next to an upside down coffee cup. No one had to "go outside in the cold".
Very little chance that was going to happen.
why dont you take a pic of one of those grotesque bagger bikes you make? Thats why your, well its not yours its the Vegas guys company, is going tits up. People finally realized how ugly those atrocities are.
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Why the anger?
Your response gives you away. You are sharing the account.
End of story.
Angry? Where do you get that I am angry? This is me all sweet and lovely .
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So much energy and time is spent here trying to figure out if people are who they say they are. Wouldn't it be easier to just take what folks say at face value. Let folks be who they want or wish they were. If they are lying, it's on them. Those of us who are honestly who we say we are, have the satisfaction of knowing that. It is unimportant what others think they know about us, we know we are real.
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why dont you take a pic of one of those grotesque bagger bikes you make? Thats why your, well its not yours its the Vegas guys company, is going tits up. People finally realized how ugly those atrocities are.
Disgusting! !
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Quickerblade is awesome, shut your whore mouth.
Yes, QB is a solid poster and good man, except the time him and ARCE missed each other at the airport. :-\
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Yes, QB is a solid poster and good man, except the time him and ARCE missed each other at the airport. :-\
What about when he helped Arce rip off a bunch of getbiggers money?
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A chinaman up the street has an aston Martin buried under two feet of snow.
V 12 too.
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Calling massive Bullshit on 220. You're like 5'7" mahyar... stop the coke and easy on the Dellusionisation. Your vascular system cannot afford it
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What about when he helped Arce rip off a bunch of getbiggers money?
Speculation brother.
Thanks SF19000 for your support and kind words.
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A chinaman up the street has an aston Martin buried under two feet of snow.
V 12 too.
Will he let you drive it around for a bit?
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Speculation brother.
Thanks SF19000 for your support and kind words.
Until Arce starts repaying it's truth.
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What about when he helped Arce rip off a bunch of getbiggers money?
QB does not seem like the type!
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Speculation brother.
Thanks SF19000 for your support and kind words.
any time!
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Quickerblade is awesome, shut your whore mouth.
Top bloke, was my Valentine this year.
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QB does not seem like the type!
Thank you sir.
I would take a cent off getbiggers.
We all have a bond, unless you are a single mom.
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Thank you sir.
I would take a cent off getbiggers.
We all have a bond, unless you are a single mom.
:D
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Top bloke, was my Valentine this year.
Hope it was a great day for you!!
Thanks for the messages.
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So Mayar was banned again?
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So Mayar was banned again?
I spoke to him not long ago.
Joon will be taking a break from GetBig to get his health in check & clear his mind.
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I spoke to him not long ago.
Joon will be taking a break from GetBig to get his health in check & clear his mind.
Thus the end of this cycle. Until the next time. ;)
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Frankly speaking Joon is a drug addict. Gambling losses are affecting him mentally and his parents are not happy.
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=552756.msg7956367#msg7956367
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Has the video of Astin Martin been posted yet?
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Has the video of Astin Martin been posted yet?
According to "fakechestguy" ( ::)) Joon is taking some time off Getbig. Again.
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I spoke to him not long ago.
Joon will be taking a break from GetBig to get his health in check & clear his mind.
His account and my account were on the line yesterday over his claim he owned an Aston Martin and would prove it in a video.
He didn't post the video and the bet was OMR was to ban him and all his gimmicks.
So fuck him, the fat, scrawny, lying, camel fucking, cock-sucker.
Ban the prick and his bullshit for good.
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He's sharing the booty account.
How do you not see that?
It's suspect alright. Too cartoonish. Whatever floats whoever's boat in whatever way it buoys it, I guess.
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Frankly speaking Joon is a drug addict. Gambling losses are affecting him mentally and his parents are not happy.
Well, atleast you're able to critique yourself and are aware of your problems, Joon.
Hope your mommy and daddy don't cut your allowance. Wouldn't want you to be unable to buy all the kebabs needed to sustain the burning of 5000kcal a day required for your pro mma debute.
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Right on time.
- make outlandish claims: check
- make ridiculous predictions on future physique: check
- completely fail on traing/diet/willpower: check
- give up loudly: check
- proclaim lifting "gay": check
- completely melt: check
- ask mods to delete account: pending
- disappear for 30-60 days: pending
- repeat: pending
-repeat: makes claims about luxury car /Aston Martin
-fails: to produce (fake) proof like promised
-results: going in to meltdown (again)
-everyone is getting ready for gimmick alert on Getbig
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According to "fakechestguy" ( ::)) Joon is taking some time off Getbig. Again.
Well he trains MMA for six hours a day, probably doesn't leave much time for posting.
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His account and my account were on the line yesterday over his claim he owned an Aston Martin and would prove it in a video.
He didn't post the video and the bet was OMR was to ban him and all his gimmicks.
So fuck him, the fat, scrawny, lying, camel fucking, cock-sucker.
Ban the prick and his bullshit for good.
8)
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Well he trains MMA for six hours a day, probably doesn't leave much time for posting.
5000 kcal a day of peace