I'm just messin with ya bro.
In high school, me and my friends constantly wanted to pound the living shit out of the popular basketball/football player with the full head of hair who got to sample Czechoslovakian, Asian, Caribbean, Latina vagina quite some time before the rest of us did. It's the natural order of things. One day, you're going to get killed/smashed the fuck up by someone who just resents you for who you are, and this time, you won't win. It happened to Zyzz.