Ed, do you ever wonder why you are 38+ years old, single, and a schmoe? Think about it.
Bug, do you ever wonder why you are 21 year old college student who spends his entire day posting 100x on getbig, carrying on hourlong instant message sessions with your boyfriend Adonis, or playing Team Fortress 2?
Honestly, are you attending seminary school or are you just not 'into girls'?
Remember, it's not your fault!