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So I watched The human Centepide over the weekend
« on: May 10, 2010, 03:24:45 AM »
Meeh - the only good scene is the one were the jap has to shit and the girl who is attached to his anus has to eat it, I particularly loved the German Doctor who said: Feeeed her, feeed the bitch  :-X - I tried to jack one off to that scene just to say I did it.
Apart from that it was okay nothing special - the performance of the German doctor is greatly overexagerated, if you want to see a good acting performance of a German go watch Hans Landa from the Inglourious Basterds.




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The ending was cool - I think it was a "nice" idea to let everybody die, the Jap killed himself, the girl at the back dies of blood poisoning - the doctor and the police get whacked via shootout.

The only one alive is the girl in the middle - her asshole attached to the girl at the end, and her mouth attached to the now dead jap guy.
How long until the colleagues of the two dead police men figure out were to look for their bodies? Let say a week, which is enough time for the two remaining bodies to decompose - not a nice situation to be in for the only survivor who probably either dies of dehydration or being poisoned by the juices of the Japanese guy since she is still attached to him.


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Re: So I watched The human Centepide over the weekend
« Reply #1 on: May 10, 2010, 03:36:33 AM »

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Re: So I watched The human Centepide over the weekend
« Reply #2 on: May 10, 2010, 03:40:27 AM »


That picture is even more disturbing than the movie

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Re: So I watched The human Centepide over the weekend
« Reply #3 on: May 10, 2010, 03:41:25 AM »
Meeh - the only good scene is the one were the jap has to shit and the girl who is attached to his anus has to eat it, I particularly loved the German Doctor who said: Feeeed her, feeed the bitch  :-X - I tried to jack one off to that scene just to say I did it.
Apart from that it was okay nothing special - the performance of the German doctor is greatly overexagerated, if you want to see a good acting performance of a German go watch Hans Landa from the Inglourious Basterds.




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The ending was cool - I think it was a "nice" idea to let everybody die, the Jap killed himself, the girl at the back dies of blood poisoning - the doctor and the police get whacked via shootout.

The only one alive is the girl in the middle - her asshole attached to the girl at the end, and her mouth attached to the now dead jap guy.
How long until the colleagues of the two dead police men figure out were to look for their bodies? Let say a week, which is enough time for the two remaining bodies to decompose - not a nice situation to be in for the only survivor who probably either dies of dehydration or being poisoned by the juices of the Japanese guy since she is still attached to him.



Is it a joke or a real movie?

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Re: So I watched The human Centepide over the weekend
« Reply #4 on: May 10, 2010, 03:45:52 AM »
Is it a joke or a real movie?

It's a real movie, albeit a bit of a depraved one by the sounds of it.

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Re: So I watched The human Centepide over the weekend
« Reply #5 on: May 10, 2010, 03:55:39 AM »
I think Stark would be an awesome addition to my centipede project

Stark has a big mouth so we can attach him to jtsunami's oversized asshole

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Re: So I watched The human Centepide over the weekend
« Reply #6 on: May 10, 2010, 04:40:27 AM »
Damn you, Stark! You saw it! I'm jealous!
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Re: So I watched The human Centepide over the weekend
« Reply #7 on: May 10, 2010, 08:04:04 AM »
I think Stark would be an awesome addition to my centipede project

Stark has a big mouth so we can attach him to jtsunami's oversized asshole

Well I am glad you said his asshole and not his cock  :-X  :-*

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Re: So I watched The human Centepide over the weekend
« Reply #8 on: May 10, 2010, 08:24:46 AM »

what a joke this movie judging by the trailer.

Stark, from 0 to 10 your vote?

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Re: So I watched The human Centepide over the weekend
« Reply #9 on: May 10, 2010, 08:26:34 AM »
Is it a joke or a real movie?

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=329305.msg4695124#msg4695124



Start,

How crowded was the theatre? Did anyone get up and leave during the movie?

"Devilesmile" claimed he was going to Download and watch it but he chickened out.


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Re: So I watched The human Centepide over the weekend
« Reply #10 on: May 10, 2010, 12:01:20 PM »
what a joke this movie judging by the trailer.

Stark, from 0 to 10 your vote?

10 for the idea - its genius

5 for the overall movie

10 for the best scene in the history of horror movies - when the jap guy has to shit and the girl has to eat it :D

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Re: So I watched The human Centepide over the weekend
« Reply #11 on: May 10, 2010, 12:01:59 PM »
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=329305.msg4695124#msg4695124



Start,

How crowded was the theatre? Did anyone get up and leave during the movie?

"Devilesmile" claimed he was going to Download and watch it but he chickened out.



Download it :)

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Re: So I watched The human Centepide over the weekend
« Reply #12 on: May 10, 2010, 12:14:49 PM »
I wanna watch this movie but I guess I'll have to wait for it to come in video.  It's not showing anywhere near where I live. :(

You guys aghast at this movie..... lol, try watching Grotesque 2009 or Visitor Q or even Martyrs. I could go on if you want....  Human centepide wont touch half the shit that's been done.  Hell they probably surpassed it with Cannibal Holocaust in the 70's.

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Re: So I watched The human Centepide over the weekend
« Reply #13 on: May 10, 2010, 04:08:21 PM »
Visitor Q...ultimate feel-good feel-bad movie. The mum scene is hilarious.

Cannibal Holocaust...muskrat scene. :(
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Re: So I watched The human Centepide over the weekend
« Reply #14 on: May 14, 2010, 11:55:32 PM »
  Men Behind The Sun tops them all.