WOW. I was slowly working my way through this thread since I came back to getbig, and just finished it up after a marathon session. This is the owning of the millenium.
It really would be perfect if the Hindemburg Melao connection could be verified. Just mulling over the evidence, pro and con, has been surprisingly fascinating, and sustained my interest through the dry spells. I remember when Melao was first mentioned, in the "five spinning disks" thread where Lumberjack and I completely dismantled Sucky... at the time, the bizarre name "Hindemburg" stuck out to me, but unlike Lumberjack, I didn't think it particularly suspicious that SMM should be familiar with the a renowned "psychometric engineer"
. I thought he was just namedropping from his google research, as usual.
I will say, that thread convinced me SMM is an actual idiot of no intelligence at all. His proposed answer to the spinning disk was so
obviously wrong, and his attempts to justify it were complete gibberish! On this basis it seems unlikely he is Hindemberg Melao Jr
if Hindemberg is actually smart. Since so much evidence suggests Hindemberg may be a fraud on the level of SMM, the possibility they are one and the same still exists, and I can breathe a little easier.
Still, the translated articles where Hindemberg discussed various topics (I remember reading one about statistics) were very different from SMM's style, to the point I have a bit of a hard time believing SMM would actually be capable of writing them.
Nevertheless, there is a lot of other good evidence. Like Ray, I was vacillating a lot near the end in my decision... after all the dust has settled, it may simply be too close to call. Should we just happily imagine the worst (best?) and forever believe
Hindemburg Melao Jr. to be the true name of the chickenfucking pederast delta force lt colonel who was gene spliced to combat a rare life-threatening ailment, thereafter gaining superhuman powers to match his superhuman good looks, intimidating 6'4-7" 240-320lb 3-10% bf frame, 620 lb bench press, one-handed cliff-scaling ability, massive personal wealth, canine destroying mitts of doom, ultra-genius level 162-225 IQ while offsetting his chronic neurotoxic hypersensitivity, "old man smell," nicotine addiction, and desoxyn dependency so that he could ultimately fulfill his destiny as a god among men,
reveal the ultimate location of osama, and solve many important problems of our time, in between bouts of spastic/autistic getbig posting, wherein he delivered many gorillophile rants, frighteningly-nubile-girl paeans, fedor enshrinements, rebuffs to his uppity prole peers, and last but not least, insistence of subminute death to fags?
