"Suckmymuscle" is a command. I think that only those who take the passive role are the fags. "Dingleberry", conversely, is a request to get the cherry popped. My username is the manliest...
SUCKMYMUSCLE
There is a reason I choose Dingleberry. On this site and many others it seems the most insignificant people choose the most aggressive names. On the net, people tend to bolster themselves with usernames that are far manlier, or "badass" then they'll ever be in real life. There are many examples, the lastest is "weedouttheweek", but there are probably hundreds if not thousands on just this site alone. Typically, behind the toughest names are the biggest pussies. I chose Dingleberry for one, because I found it funny, and for two, it doesn't make me sound like an internet thug.
When I look at your name I see a boy who dreams of oral sex, but hasn't made it farther then beating off to the underwear section in his mom's Sears catalog. Keep hitting the weights and the Clearasil, you may get lucky one of these days with an actual person(verses rubbing peanut butter on your sack for your dog to lick off).