thanks. it's so easy for you guys
sadly, this is an upstairs new neighbour whom i must not offend in any way whatsoever.
obviously when i was younger and beautiful, it happened all the time, at work, everywhere. i began to learn that it's extremely difficult if not impossible to have straight male platonic friends. I learned to deal with it with a sense of humour and then hugely compliment their egos, whilst politely saying thanks but no thanks.
men will hit on you whilst your partner has his back turned and we must learn to cope.
I once tried burping and farting and picking my nose, but even that didn't seem to work.
& this is a neighbour ! Too creepy. He will be looking out his back window at me in my garden in the summer...
Easy
Just find the biggest guy you know and have him pop round to your place a few times ensuring that Cliff sees this.
Walk arm in arm and look together. Cliffy will get the message.
Even better if your friend takes the letter around to Cliff and explains that you are not available.
that would be so wonderful. but Cliffy wouldn't have come on to me had i had a 6'2" footballer brother.
saddos only come on to vulnerable single women and bullies only bully sensitive people, that's the way of the world.
whats with the random "?" in the letter?
you do the same in some of your posts...is that a british thing?
of course. i have a mac. if you do 3 exclamation marks you get a daft smiley face on a PC...
Linda...next time i'm in London ...i swear i'll PM you......with my woman's permission of course.....
i think it'll be a fun interesting time if you actually say yes to hanging out for a bit 
you r facking funny! 
of course Toxi. you'll be staying in a posh hotel with a big expenses account and i'd be perfectly safe. i have no doubts that you're a proper gent and i'd have no quandaries whatsoever. you'll be back on a plane in a few days after all. & I'm certain you're trustworthy and probably as much fun as me. anyways, you'd be working hard during the day and have very little time to waste. we'd do something mad (the type of thing Londoners do only when tourists visit, like the London Eye, I've never been on that...
xxxL
I'm going to type out a polite note saying thanks for your sweet kind letter... it's only taken me a week, so by this time Cliffy will likely be pleased with any response i care to make?
and yes, I reckon he must be mentally challenged, either that or a refugee or maybe straight out of jail, they're the only people who get social housing these days. oh well.
