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[garraeth]

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[The Ugly]

... you're not training particularly hard, so you go the fuck home!

[Stark]

[please add your own]

...as you are walking into the gym for your afternoon workout, a group of people whom you've never seen before, runs up to you asking if they could pay you to be the bouncer at their party this weekend.

Happened to me today. 

congratulation you popped your cherry welcome to the club of hardcore bodybuilders tell Ron and he will give you access to the secret board only for hardcore bodybuilders  

[benchmstr]

when you shoot your gear with a dirty turkey injector

bench

[HowieW]

[please add your own]

...as you are walking into the gym for your afternoon workout, a group of people whom you've never seen before, runs up to you asking if they could pay you to be the bouncer at their party this weekend.

Happened to me today. 

I had the same kind of thing actually happen 3 years ago when I went out to a local club with my ex-wife.
It was a fairly slow friday night and the club owner was circulating , shaking hands, etc. After a few brief exchanges he asked me if I wanted to work the door, checkin' ID's /bouncing, etc.
I was flattered and asked him if he was joking, I told him I was too old to do that now ( I was 45 then) but thanked him. He told me if  I changed my mind to let him know.  Funny thing, I did work as a bouncer in Fayetteville NC years ago after I just got out of the marines. I was VERY lucky, I was smart and never got the crap knocked out of me or shot LOL.     

Howard

[Below Me]

[please add your own]

...as you are walking into the gym for your afternoon workout, a group of people whom you've never seen before, runs up to you asking if they could pay you to be the bouncer at their party this weekend.

Happened to me today. 

Your gyms must have a lot of guys lifting those pink dumbbells

[The Ugly]

... you leave Superman thinking, Man, those are some sweeeeet threads!

[knny187]

..............you post your picture on an internet board

[Alex23]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH AHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


We're all gonna behave "garreath"

... and he makes a thread about it... 

[kiwiol]

[please add your own]

...as you are walking into the gym for your afternoon workout, a group of people whom you've never seen before, runs up to you asking if they could pay you to be the bouncer at their party this weekend.

Happened to me today. 

Those guys probably recognised you as the sausage swallowing contest winner at last summer's fat camp for bears

[Alex23]

Those guys probably recognised you as the sausage swallowing contest winner at last summer's fat camp for bears

HAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!! are you saying that "garreath" was running around last summer camp unzipping  MBs* with ketchup in one hand and a bun in the other saying "may I? you look plumpy"



*Muzcles Bearzs

[Alex23]

heh, I know, I'm a nerd...

...nice pic...cool thing is that I lost all that fat and gained 'bout 13lbs of muscle since then...

You gonna be there this year? It aught to be interesting, what with all the Milos/Chick/Sean stuff going on...

Hahahaha you bet. We can carpool

I've had several threats from several boards. Should be quite interesting 

[sgt. d]

With that face and physique, I'm sure garraeth gets plenty of pussy.

[kiwiol]

HAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!! are you saying that "garreath" was running around last summer camp unzipping  MBs* with ketchup in one hand and a bun in the other saying "may I? you look plumpy"



*Muzcles Bearzs

Hahaha I heard 'he' said that it was the Manmayo 'he' was mainly interested in. Gayer than discussing ripped glutes with pics to back it up.

[The Squadfather]

hahahahaha, "manmayo".

[Original Sin]

[please add your own]

...as you are walking into the gym for your afternoon workout, a group of people whom you've never seen before, runs up to you asking if they could pay you to be the bouncer at their party this weekend.

Happened to me today. 

They need bouncers at Chuck E. Cheese's now? 

[Man of Steel]

[please add your own]

...as you are walking into the gym for your afternoon workout, a group of people whom you've never seen before, runs up to you asking if they could pay you to be the bouncer at their party this weekend.

Happened to me today. 

Will you again be paid in inches of cock?

[The Squadfather]

Will you again be paid in inches of cock?

hahahahhaa, are you inferring that "garraeth" is a master at throating the dong, MOS?

[Man of Steel]

hahahahhaa, are you inferring that "garraeth" is a master at throating the dong, MOS?

AHAHAHAHAHA!!!  Yes, between 500 rep sets of 25lb bps with Milos ole garraeth has been known to mouth the lap ham a time or two.

[kiwiol]

Hahahahaha are you guys saying that 'Garreth' is the kind of 'guy' who has choked on more German Weinerschnitzels than people have choked underwater?

[Man of Steel]

Hahahahaha are you guys saying that 'Garreth' is the kind of 'guy' who has chocked on more German Weinerschnitzels than people have choked underwater?

AAHAHAHH!!!  Exactly kiwi, attempting to count garreath's actual total of throated johnsons is like tryin to count the stars in the Milky Way galaxy.

[kiwiol]

AAHAHAHH!!!  Exactly kiwi, attempting to count garreath's actual total of throated johnsons is like tryin to count the stars in the Milky Way galaxy.

Hahahahaha funny you should say that given Garreth calls 'his' own throat 'The milky way'. Hahahahaha gayer than injecting synthol into moobs.

[The Squadfather]

AHAHAHAHAHA!!!  Yes, between 500 rep sets of 25lb bps with Milos ole garraeth has been known to mouth the lap ham a time or two.

hahahahahaha, "mouth the lap ham" MOS with another classic.

[Alex23]

hahahahahaha, "mouth the lap ham" MOS with another classic.

Didn't realized how much you faggit were craving the pee pee gay jokes.

Feel relieved now ?

[Alex23]

Death threats? Damm, now, that's hardcore!

With all the MMA experts around here, it's kinda "expected"