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Title: how many of you did not have any girlfriends in your life..
Post by: the shadow on November 05, 2006, 08:14:13 AM
how many of you never had any personal relationships with a girl.i never had any girlfriends in my entire life and i have yet to experience that.i have tried alot and in the end i made a mockery of myself cuz i proposed 5 girls and all of them rejected me..fuck can any one give me some pointers how to make a girlfriend..i am desperate.fuck everyone made a fuckin joke out of me,even the teachers knew that i was rejected by so many girls.i also proposed a girl who was 5yrs younger to me and she just plain rejected me.everyone in my school knew about this and to this day people still point at me and make fun of me.i have yet to experience TRUE LOVE :'(
Title: Re: how many of you did not have any girlfriends in your life..
Post by: pumpster on November 05, 2006, 08:18:58 AM
U sound very sincere.

Until you find happiness, use one of these. Let us know how it works out.

Hope this helps
Title: Re: how many of you did not have any girlfriends in your life..
Post by: the shadow on November 05, 2006, 08:42:43 AM
U sound very sincere.

Until you find happiness, use one of these. Let us know how it works out.

Hope this helps
[/quote stick that watermelon up your ass...
Title: Re: how many of you did not have any girlfriends in your life..
Post by: pumpster on November 05, 2006, 08:49:48 AM
So much for trying to help. hahahahaahahahah
Title: Re: how many of you did not have any girlfriends in your life..
Post by: Bast000 on November 05, 2006, 08:50:27 AM
why would you propose to all these girls?  ???  wtf
Title: Re: how many of you did not have any girlfriends in your life..
Post by: K-1 on November 05, 2006, 09:02:25 AM
why are you proposing to all these girls?

How old are you anyway? and how old are these girls you are dealing with?

I can't tell you how many girls I used to bag out back in my single young days that told me stories about desperate mofo's like you who propose to them like ASAP, and they all say the same thing "nice guy, but moving way to fast".... they want to have fun now when they are young man not get married.

instead you need to be out there laying some serious WOOD on these broads while you can and enjoying being a single man and stop walking around looking desperate. The ladies can sense that sh*t you know.

Where my players at to help this dude out ?????? HELP HIM NOW!!!
Title: Re: how many of you did not have any girlfriends in your life..
Post by: Clubber Lang on November 05, 2006, 09:11:14 AM
generally you become boyfriend and girlfriend before you propose ::)

my definition of girlfriend is a little different than most others: bareback anal






this is also goatboys definition of childhood ;D
Title: Re: how many of you did not have any girlfriends in your life..
Post by: alexxx on November 05, 2006, 09:22:24 AM
Girls are always drawn to somebody Tall Dark and Handsome like myself who is outgoing and charming all with the perfect physique to "back up" any woman.

Just be confident and take care of your appearance. Don't sound desperate cause the girls won't feel special. When you see a girl you like approach her and tell her you are look for a treasure around her chest. If she plays along you got a fiesty one.

More tips to come in the future.
Title: Re: how many of you did not have any girlfriends in your life..
Post by: the shadow on November 05, 2006, 09:41:35 AM
why are you proposing to all these girls?

How old are you anyway? and how old are these girls you are dealing with?

I can't tell you how many girls I used to bag out back in my single young days that told me stories about desperate mofo's like you who propose to them like ASAP, and they all say the same thing "nice guy, but moving way to fast".... they want to have fun now when they are young man not get married.

instead you need to be out there laying some serious WOOD on these broads while you can and enjoying being a single man and stop walking around looking desperate. The ladies can sense that sh*t you know.

Where my players at to help this dude out ?????? HELP HIM NOW!!!
i think so girls do not see looks in guys these.in my college girls are flirting with guys who are like sticks and the ugliest guys.what girls see in guys these days is money.they want constant pampering,they want guys to spend money onthe,take them to expensive pubs,buy them gifts etc.times have changed dude
Title: Re: how many of you did not have any girlfriends in your life..
Post by: pumpster on November 05, 2006, 09:45:13 AM
Try some of these lines:

Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.? 
Bond. James Bond. 41 40
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her. 0 0
Did it hurt? S/he: Did what hurt? When you fell out of heaven? 3 1 
Do you come here often? 0 0
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes. 7 1
Don't worry about it. Nothing that you've ever done before counts. The only thing that matters is that we're together.  0 0
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!! Once too many 0
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart. 1 0
Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here. 1 0
Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often? 10 -10
How was heaven when you left it? 0 0
I didn't know that angels could fly so low! 20 5
I have only three months to live. .. 27 14
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south. 3 0
I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.  0 0
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?  0 0
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? (No.) Well then, please start.  7 0
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. 0 0
If I followed you home, would you keep me? 1 1
If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.  0 0
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off? 5 1
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love. 0 0
So there you are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the man/woman of my dreams! 2 0
Stand still so I can pick you up! 0 0
Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth! 0 0
What time do you have to be back in heaven? 3 0
What was that sound? It was the sound of my heart breaking. 2 0
What's a nice boy/girl like you doing in a place like this? 0 0
What's that in your eye? Must just be a twinkle. 2 0
What's your favorite position on extramarital sex? 0 0
What's your sign? 3120 314
Where have you been all my life? 4 0
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel? 0 0
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together? 6 0
Wow. 100 30(It's just so simple...)
You look like an angel. Welcome to Earth. 7  0
You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room. 0 0
Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns. 0 0
Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night. 3 0
[Grab the ass] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
Title: Re: how many of you did not have any girlfriends in your life..
Post by: the shadow on November 05, 2006, 09:55:56 AM
actually i did try some of those things when i proposed the girls..all of them were useless..girls in my country are smart.they want guys to spend on them.they fuckin don not believe in love or anything related to love.they are DUMPSTERS..they dump a guy and go around with another guy who spends more money on them
Title: Re: how many of you did not have any girlfriends in your life..
Post by: pumpster on November 05, 2006, 10:17:27 AM
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actually i did try some of those things when i proposed the girls..all of them were useless..girls in my country are smart.they want guys to spend on them.they fuckin don not believe in love or anything related to love.they are DUMPSTERS..they dump a guy and go around with another guy who spends more money on them
It's easy to be discouraged. Basically you have to use any/all lines on a huge quanity of prospects, then play the percentages. A few will respond. Have a card printed up-BS like that works.

Other than that, MOVE.
Title: Re: how many of you did not have any girlfriends in your life..
Post by: K-1 on November 05, 2006, 10:43:20 AM
i think so girls do not see looks in guys these.in my college girls are flirting with guys who are like sticks and the ugliest guys.what girls see in guys these days is money.they want constant pampering,they want guys to spend money onthe,take them to expensive pubs,buy them gifts etc.times have changed dude

ok now were are getting somewhere. Let me dust off my player database here...it's been awhile. I'm only 29, but my lil bro is 21 and I've seen "the change" with everybody having cellphones and digital cameras in the clubs now and all that wanna be famous MTV VH1 sh*t. He tells me about "the life" out there now, but he still pulls the baddest bit*hes. He got his game from yours truly..LOL!  ;)

Young girls wanting to have sugar daddies is nothing new by the way. Let them fools spend all their cash on em. 9/10 aren't getting any a$$ at the end of the day anyway. I was that dude that got the call later on that night after them fools wine and dine em to come and pick them up or come over to tap that a$$....and you need to be that dude also. 

Times have changed, but the basics are still the same. You need to start being friends with these girls, get to know them. Say hi here and there. Open your mouth. You don't need money to "spit game." Once these girls become cool with you, they will open up to you man. Think about it. You don't even have to have game, a group of girls can see you always talking to other girls and get jealous because you aren't sweating them making them curious like they aren't good enough....WTF. All you have to do is confront them and be like what's up, I know I'm sexy.....just play along man. You just have to open your mouth and play the game man.

You said yourself the guys are ugly and stick men right....only have money right...well guess what...all you need to provide them with is that good looking guy they can be seen with ya know...be that other guy for them. It's all a game when your young man, just play along. Most young girls don't want to sleep with ugly dirtbag mofo's that only have $$$ man c'mon let's be real here.

Man I'm telling you, I've been through all of this man. I never had tremendous $$$. I was the good looking, nice body guy with the sense of humor. Go dancing with. Have fun guy on the side. Never fkd with married or girls in relationships...only girls who wanted to have fun man like me. 

Hell once you get your game right those dudes that's spending all the damn cash will want you around. Asking you to be play that role to help his weak game having a$$ out. A true player would use his punk a$$, spend his cash on his bit*hes and sleep with them also......all for the low down payment of ZERO DOLLARS!

Man I wish I could sit you down in a classroom and breakdown footage on how to do this properly. You'll have so many of em calling you man that you will get to the point where I finally did and broke down because it was becoming to much of a hassle dealing with all those broads I had calling me man.

It's all about the game and how you play it homie!  ;)

I did my time. Do yours.
Title: Re: how many of you did not have any girlfriends in your life..
Post by: Deedee on November 05, 2006, 10:45:18 AM
I hear it usually starts to get better once you hit 13 or 14.
Title: Re: how many of you did not have any girlfriends in your life..
Post by: Clubber Lang on November 05, 2006, 10:45:39 AM
bro just join an internet dating site and get a webcam, every 2-3 weeks i meet a new hot 18-23 year old, costs about 50$ a month in fees but trust me its worth it. you could fuck 50% of them within the first 2 dates if you so desired !!
Title: Re: how many of you did not have any girlfriends in your life..
Post by: pumpster on November 05, 2006, 10:49:06 AM
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the basics are still the same. You need to start being friends with these girls, get to know them. Say hi here and there. Open your mouth. You don't need money to "spit game." Once these girls become cool with you, they will open up to you man. Think about it. You don't even have to have game, a group of girls can see you always talking to other girls and get jealous because you aren't sweating them making them curious like they aren't good enough....WTF. All you have to do is confront them and be like what's up, I know I'm sexy.....just play along man. You just have to open your mouth and play the game man.

You said yourself the guys are ugly and stick men right....only have money right...well guess what...all you need to provide them with is that good looking guy they can be seen with ya know...be that other guy for them. It's all a game when your young man, just play along. Most young girls don't want to sleep with ugly dirtbag mofo's that only have $$$ man c'mon let's be real here.

True-make multiple connections and act like you're the shit. Embellish on your finances. Eventually things start falling into your lap, literally.

Internet sites would be a good move in combination with physically making a lot of connections.
Title: Re: how many of you did not have any girlfriends in your life..
Post by: Clubber Lang on November 05, 2006, 10:52:40 AM

 Think about it. You don't even have to have game, a group of girls can see you always talking to other girls and get jealous because you aren't sweating them making them curious like they aren't good enough....WTF.

so fucking true bro, round these parts we call it the decoy phenom

kind of ironic cause i cant think of a bigger turnoff than a chick i like surrounded by droolin doods
Title: Re: how many of you did not have any girlfriends in your life..
Post by: K-1 on November 05, 2006, 10:59:30 AM
True-make multiple connections and act like you're the shit. Embellish on your finances. Eventually things start falling into your lap, literally.

Internet sites would be a good move in combination with physically making a lot of connections.

Yep, they have online "pimpin" now. Man a guy should have multiple females on stand by in every state these days man. I'd be a monster out there in 2006 if I was in the game.

exactly..it's all a numbers game. That's all it is. Word of mouth. Being seen.

I agree. I wasn't cocky to people by no means or a jerk, but when it came to me and females, I believed in myself with supreme confidence. Never been one of those types that get upset when turned down. No way! I flipped that sh*t around and continued to speak and be a nice guy anyway because that's who I am........ Always got em in the end too. LOL  ;)
Title: Re: how many of you did not have any girlfriends in your life..
Post by: Clubber Lang on November 05, 2006, 11:04:13 AM
women constantly like to be entertained

if you can make them laugh

make them think

and make them cum

you can get away with never going down bloody murder ;D
Title: Re: how many of you did not have any girlfriends in your life..
Post by: K-1 on November 05, 2006, 11:09:56 AM
so fucking true bro, round these parts we call it the decoy phenom

kind of ironic cause i cant think of a bigger turnoff than a chick i like surrounded by droolin doods

Here is what's even more ironic (bad english I know), when you find out FROM THAT CHICK that those droolin guys were over there hating on you.LMAO!!!!!   Talking bad about you when they should be trying to get their flirt on.

I used to do that alot in the clubs. I'd go up to the best looking girl that's been turning down guys all night and just say "so what are you telling these guys man? or what are these guys telling you because you seem to be getting alot of unwanted attention? what's up?.....always got the response "he said he'll buy me this" or "do you know you are beautiful".....typical obvious shit that girls already know and/or been told a million times. This is when I introduce me. Work my game (if it works good/ if not I invested some positive time) Look around at them and laugh. If she wants to dance later on i'm the odds on favorite big time. LOL. Easy work man, easy work!

Also there is nothing more gay than 8 dudes hoarding a female talking bad about another guy that's doing this thing.
Title: Re: how many of you did not have any girlfriends in your life..
Post by: Clubber Lang on November 05, 2006, 11:14:23 AM
my favourite club game was "hero"



you go on the dance floor, wait till some young hotty is getting harassed by a drunken asshole with no shot and you swoop in and save her




it works even better if the 3 of you dont have to share a ride after :D
Title: Re: how many of you did not have any girlfriends in your life..
Post by: pumpster on November 05, 2006, 11:36:52 AM
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women constantly like to be entertained

if you can make them laugh

make them think

and make them cum

you can get away with never going down bloody murder

Especially the first line about entertainment-equality's not really here yet. They're used to the idea of someone else doin the work, in and out of bed. Sad but true.
Title: Re: how many of you did not have any girlfriends in your life..
Post by: Deedee on November 05, 2006, 11:40:26 AM
my favourite club game was "hero"



you go on the dance floor, wait till some young hotty is getting harassed by a drunken asshole with no shot and you swoop in and save her


Damn!!!  :-[
Title: Re: how many of you did not have any girlfriends in your life..
Post by: Clubber Lang on November 05, 2006, 11:52:34 AM
Especially the first line about entertainment-equality's not really here yet. They're used to the idea of someone else doin the work, in and out of bed. Sad but true.

equality is kind of a silly notion cause men and women are clearly unequal. not to imply one is better than the other, just that there are major differences and overlooking them so as not to offend people is nonsensical
Title: Re: how many of you did not have any girlfriends in your life..
Post by: Clubber Lang on November 05, 2006, 11:53:23 AM
Damn!!!  :-[

if i saw someone rubbing their dick in a girls face on the subway id be the hero there too ;)
Title: Re: how many of you did not have any girlfriends in your life..
Post by: Cavalier22 on November 05, 2006, 02:08:27 PM
you should just whip out your dick and start whacking it in front of them while you are proposing
Title: Re: how many of you did not have any girlfriends in your life..
Post by: benchmstr on November 05, 2006, 02:16:26 PM
how many of you never had any personal relationships with a girl.i never had any girlfriends in my entire life and i have yet to experience that.i have tried alot and in the end i made a mockery of myself cuz i proposed 5 girls and all of them rejected me..f**k can any one give me some pointers how to make a girlfriend..i am desperate.f**k everyone made a fuckin joke out of me,even the teachers knew that i was rejected by so many girls.i also proposed a girl who was 5yrs younger to me and she just plain rejected me.everyone in my school knew about this and to this day people still point at me and make fun of me.i have yet to experience TRUE LOVE :'(
my best friend since kindergarden is just like you but he is doing alright now and has stoped asking girls to marry him ,he used to call me late at night crying over this shit

but yes i am kinda like that also i have never asked anyone to marry me, but i have only had one girlfriend before,i have had alot of dates and one night stands but not a lot of girlfriends

bench
Title: Re: how many of you did not have any girlfriends in your life..
Post by: haider on November 05, 2006, 02:21:00 PM
By "proposing" he means he was merely asking them out.

Damn the language barrier.
Title: Re: how many of you did not have any girlfriends in your life..
Post by: benchmstr on November 05, 2006, 02:27:17 PM
By "proposing" he means he was merely asking them out.

Damn the language barrier.
he has failed just asking them out?

damn i should have read more that the first post of this thread

in this case i am sorry for your situation,maybe your trying to hard and dont be afraid to spend money that is the same advice i gave my friend and it seems to be working great for him

good luck
bench
Title: Re: how many of you did not have any girlfriends in your life..
Post by: Parker on November 05, 2006, 03:36:23 PM
Funny, as I read this, I'm listening to  "The Panties", by Mos Def ;D

K-1, straight out of the playa handbook.

Anybody check out Fling.com?
Title: Re: how many of you did not have any girlfriends in your life..
Post by: haider on November 05, 2006, 03:58:10 PM
he has failed just asking them out?
Yes, you're not at fault for misundertanding him, along with anyone else who misunderstood him.

I just happen to be familiar with how indians express themselves in english. I'm no indian though. Don't even make that mistake  ;)
Title: Re: how many of you did not have any girlfriends in your life..
Post by: Deedee on November 05, 2006, 04:02:52 PM
It seemed pretty clear.  ??? That's why I said it would get better when he got older.
Title: Re: how many of you did not have any girlfriends in your life..
Post by: haider on November 05, 2006, 04:05:10 PM
It seemed pretty clear.  ??? That's why I said it would get better when he got older.
You're canadian and mroe familiar with the way forigeners speak.
Title: Re: how many of you did not have any girlfriends in your life..
Post by: Deedee on November 05, 2006, 04:13:28 PM
You're canadian and mroe familiar with the way forigeners speak.

Perhaps. But foreigners often have a beautiful, poetic way of expressing themselves in English.  Wouldn't it be nicer to hear, "all the world falls at your foot. I am proposing a fine nightime of dining and imbibing excellent wine beverages," rather than "wanna go out?"
Title: Re: how many of you did not have any girlfriends in your life..
Post by: benchmstr on November 05, 2006, 04:15:41 PM
Perhaps. But foreigners often have a beautiful, poetic way of expressing themselves in English.  Wouldn't it be nicer to hear, "all the world falls at your foot. I am proposing a fine nightime of dining and imbibing excellent wine beverages," rather than "wanna go out?"
this one works great for me

want to make $50.00 the hard way ;D ;D

bench
Title: Re: how many of you did not have any girlfriends in your life..
Post by: the shadow on November 05, 2006, 10:50:01 PM
he has failed just asking them out?

damn i should have read more that the first post of this thread

in this case i am sorry for your situation,maybe your trying to hard and dont be afraid to spend money that is the same advice i gave my friend and it seems to be working great for him

good luck
bench
thanks man i apperciate it.but damn girls in my coundtry are very clever.where everr they see guy with a nice car and fat wallet they do what ever the boys what them to do for them..the fuckin TREND changed!!!!
Title: Re: how many of you did not have any girlfriends in your life..
Post by: the shadow on November 05, 2006, 11:01:25 PM
thank you so much pumpster,k-1 and clubber lang for your advices.but i would like point this out like k-1 said to make friends with girls,i have tried this alot of times and all i do is attract ugl bitches.damn it better not have girls as friends who look like ugly as hel.the good looking once most of the time are in their own fuckin world thinking that they are sexiest chicks in the world and they are full of this stupid attitude.its really tough to break that attitude shit in them.i have tried to be friends with a girl that i liked but in the end she thought i was not being her friend but trying have a personal relationship with her.girls ain't able judge me that right since they see a hungry guy who needs a girl friend in me..so how can i change that???its been more than a year since i had a talk with a female life form..
Title: Re: how many of you did not have any girlfriends in your life..
Post by: gtbro1 on November 05, 2006, 11:01:47 PM
 lower your standards.



  Fat ,ugly chics need love'n too.
Title: Re: how many of you did not have any girlfriends in your life..
Post by: Al-Gebra on November 05, 2006, 11:15:22 PM
thank you so much pumpster,k-1 and clubber lang for your advices.but i would like point this out like k-1 said to make friends with girls,i have tried this alot of times and all i do is attract ugl bitches.damn it better not have girls as friends who look like ugly as hel.the good looking once most of the time are in their own fuckin world thinking that they are sexiest chicks in the world and they are full of this stupid attitude.its really tough to break that attitude shit in them.i have tried to be friends with a girl that i liked but in the end she thought i was not being her friend but trying have a personal relationship with her.girls ain't able judge me that right since they see a hungry guy who needs a girl friend in me..so how can i change that???its been more than a year since i had a talk with a female life form..

i say that you should follow cavalier's advices . . . but be more subtle.

invite the girl over to your apartment, and when she gets there make sure you're in your towel . . . act like you've just gotten out of the shower.  Then go into your bedroom and start changing w the door open . . . make sure she can see you, preferably from the rear.  the studly Rearden Metal patented this supermove.  but then take it up a notch, and make sure she gets a full frontal shot too . . .  a brief one, but one that lets her know she's dealing with an indian stallion.  A teaser, if you will. 

these moves will put just the right amount of sexual tension in the air . . . then, after buying her some dinner (lay off the curry and other aromatic stuff . . . no good in the bedroom), you'll be in business.
Title: Re: how many of you did not have any girlfriends in your life..
Post by: gtbro1 on November 05, 2006, 11:21:33 PM


  Or just go to a bar and get the drunkest chic you can find....doesn't matter what she looks like as long as she passes the finger test.
Title: Re: how many of you did not have any girlfriends in your life..
Post by: haider on November 05, 2006, 11:55:05 PM
FUNNIEST THREAD EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Title: Re: how many of you did not have any girlfriends in your life..
Post by: the shadow on November 06, 2006, 12:10:53 AM
i say that you should follow cavalier's advices . . . but be more subtle.

invite the girl over to your apartment, and when she gets there make sure you're in your towel . . . act like you've just gotten out of the shower.  Then go into your bedroom and start changing w the door open . . . make sure she can see you, preferably from the rear.  the studly Rearden Metal patented this supermove.  but then take it up a notch, and make sure she gets a full frontal shot too . . .  a brief one, but one that lets her know she's dealing with an indian stallion.  A teaser, if you will. 

these moves will put just the right amount of sexual tension in the air . . . then, after buying her some dinner (lay off the curry and other aromatic stuff . . . no good in the bedroom), you'll be in business.
hahahahhaah thanks man ;D
Title: Re: how many of you did not have any girlfriends in your life..
Post by: JasonH on November 06, 2006, 12:12:18 AM
This thread is retarded. I can't believe I'm reading about this guy who cannot pull a girl to save his life. What sort of backward society is he living in? You'd think that women were the holy grail the way he's going on - it's just a bit of pussy for fcuks sake - they're as desperate as blokes are too you know.  ::)
Title: Re: how many of you did not have any girlfriends in your life..
Post by: Hugo Chavez on November 06, 2006, 12:17:11 AM
hahahaha.... Lesson number one.... Don't let your getbig password fall into the wrong hands lol ;D
Title: Re: how many of you did not have any girlfriends in your life..
Post by: the shadow on November 06, 2006, 01:14:08 AM
hahahaha.... Lesson number one.... Don't let your getbig password fall into the wrong hands lol ;D
nobody stole my password you ass..this is the original me
Title: Re: how many of you did not have any girlfriends in your life..
Post by: gtbro1 on November 06, 2006, 01:17:34 AM
Like I said,lower your standards.
 
 Or you could pay some chic to go bragging to her friends how great you are in the sack...that could work.
Title: Re: how many of you did not have any girlfriends in your life..
Post by: Hugo Chavez on November 06, 2006, 01:24:18 AM
nobody stole my password you ass..this is the original me
Natural Selection then... You can't change nature... It doesn't want you... Just don't do anything crazy like what happens to priests when they're unnaturally subjected to years and years of no pussy.
Title: Re: how many of you did not have any girlfriends in your life..
Post by: Hugo Chavez on November 06, 2006, 01:32:37 AM
Fear of Girls AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHA :D

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7521044027821122670

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3722808158103366740
Title: Re: how many of you did not have any girlfriends in your life..
Post by: Bigger Business on November 06, 2006, 03:50:50 AM
Id like to get a girl so in love with me that she would cook and for me and do my laundry!

love
Title: Re: how many of you did not have any girlfriends in your life..
Post by: Nordic Superman on November 06, 2006, 03:56:46 AM
Girls in indian are money hungry? ???

The british paki/indi girls are generally like that and seem to like the bank manager types... but surely not in the homeland?

There are 1Bil people in India and you're having trouble? Hahaha, someone delete this thread for the mans dignity!
Title: Re: how many of you did not have any girlfriends in your life..
Post by: the shadow on November 06, 2006, 08:38:31 AM
Girls in indian are money hungry? ???

The british paki/indi girls are generally like that and seem to like the bank manager types... but surely not in the homeland?

There are 1Bil people in India and you're having trouble? Hahaha, someone delete this thread for the mans dignity!
i don't give a shit about my dignity..i don't mind your lame ass comments
Title: Re: how many of you did not have any girlfriends in your life..
Post by: Always Sore on November 06, 2006, 08:42:09 AM
how many of you never had any personal relationships with a girl.i never had any girlfriends in my entire life and i have yet to experience that.i have tried alot and in the end i made a mockery of myself cuz i proposed 5 girls and all of them rejected me..f**k can any one give me some pointers how to make a girlfriend..i am desperate.f**k everyone made a fuckin joke out of me,even the teachers knew that i was rejected by so many girls.i also proposed a girl who was 5yrs younger to me and she just plain rejected me.everyone in my school knew about this and to this day people still point at me and make fun of me.i have yet to experience TRUE LOVE :'(

Migs is this a gimmick handle you never told us about.... ;D
Title: Re: how many of you did not have any girlfriends in your life..
Post by: Migs on November 06, 2006, 08:43:19 AM
Migs is this a gimmick handle you never told us about.... ;D

shhhh.  trying to keep it hush hush, lol.
Title: Re: how many of you did not have any girlfriends in your life..
Post by: mish on November 06, 2006, 08:52:18 AM
how many of you never had any personal relationships with a girl.i never had any girlfriends in my entire life and i have yet to experience that.i have tried alot and in the end i made a mockery of myself cuz i proposed 5 girls and all of them rejected me..f**k can any one give me some pointers how to make a girlfriend..i am desperate.f**k everyone made a fuckin joke out of me,even the teachers knew that i was rejected by so many girls.i also proposed a girl who was 5yrs younger to me and she just plain rejected me.everyone in my school knew about this and to this day people still point at me and make fun of me.i have yet to experience TRUE LOVE :'(

Damn! It is Migs!


 ;D :-*
Title: Re: how many of you did not have any girlfriends in your life..
Post by: Migs on November 06, 2006, 08:54:32 AM
Damn! It is Migs!


 ;D :-*

FU, lol
Title: Re: how many of you did not have any girlfriends in your life..
Post by: mish on November 06, 2006, 08:56:31 AM
*smooches*


you know you love me... ;D
Title: Re: how many of you did not have any girlfriends in your life..
Post by: Migs on November 06, 2006, 08:58:30 AM
hehe..should i be evil?
Title: Re: how many of you did not have any girlfriends in your life..
Post by: mish on November 06, 2006, 08:59:09 AM
Why stop now? ;D
Title: Re: how many of you did not have any girlfriends in your life..
Post by: Migs on November 06, 2006, 09:00:11 AM
you now what im talking about  ;)
Title: Re: how many of you did not have any girlfriends in your life..
Post by: mish on November 06, 2006, 09:01:29 AM
Oh I do... I say go for it! ;D
Title: Re: how many of you did not have any girlfriends in your life..
Post by: Migs on November 06, 2006, 09:04:04 AM
damn you are mean.  besides it would be crsuhsing to someone
Title: Re: how many of you did not have any girlfriends in your life..
Post by: mish on November 06, 2006, 09:05:22 AM
You brought it up!




TEASE! >:(
Title: Re: how many of you did not have any girlfriends in your life..
Post by: Migs on November 06, 2006, 09:06:21 AM
and you'll take it down
Title: Re: how many of you did not have any girlfriends in your life..
Post by: Always Sore on November 06, 2006, 09:07:03 AM
Chick fight... ;D
Title: Re: how many of you did not have any girlfriends in your life..
Post by: Migs on November 06, 2006, 09:07:42 AM
Chick fight... ;D

it is now that you're here!  ;D
Title: Re: how many of you did not have any girlfriends in your life..
Post by: mish on November 06, 2006, 09:08:02 AM
 :o
Title: Re: how many of you did not have any girlfriends in your life..
Post by: Always Sore on November 06, 2006, 09:08:48 AM
it is now that you're here!  ;D

Easy Lord Burro don't make me hit you with one of my pumps... ;D
Title: Re: how many of you did not have any girlfriends in your life..
Post by: mish on November 06, 2006, 09:09:48 AM
*sits back, munching popcorn*
Title: Re: how many of you did not have any girlfriends in your life..
Post by: Migs on November 06, 2006, 09:10:47 AM
Easy Lord Burro don't make me hit you with one of my pumps... ;D

i really prefer the stripper stilletos i got you for your birthday.  Steelers like a mofo   ;D
Title: Re: how many of you did not have any girlfriends in your life..
Post by: Always Sore on November 06, 2006, 09:13:41 AM
i really prefer the stripper stilletos i got you for your birthday.  Steelers like a mofo   ;D

HMMMMMPHHHH thats the sound of bile rising in the back of my throat... :-X
Title: Re: how many of you did not have any girlfriends in your life..
Post by: Migs on November 06, 2006, 09:14:56 AM
huagk  huagk huagk...dry heaves
Title: Re: how many of you did not have any girlfriends in your life..
Post by: the shadow on November 06, 2006, 09:23:25 AM
fuck everyone...sorry that i said that but migs ain't me..i am the original guy who is posting this.i am the shadow
Title: Re: how many of you did not have any girlfriends in your life..
Post by: Migs on November 06, 2006, 09:24:38 AM
lol. settle soon it's ajoke.
Title: Re: how many of you did not have any girlfriends in your life..
Post by: Always Sore on November 06, 2006, 09:55:35 AM
f**k everyone...sorry that i said that but migs ain't me..i am the original guy who is posting this.i am the shadow

Migs are you talking to yourself again...:)
Title: Re: how many of you did not have any girlfriends in your life..
Post by: Migs on November 06, 2006, 09:57:12 AM
i'm having a cybil moment, lol
Title: Re: how many of you did not have any girlfriends in your life..
Post by: mish on November 06, 2006, 10:04:02 AM
(http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m151/chele70/3facesofeve.gif)
Title: Re: how many of you did not have any girlfriends in your life..
Post by: Always Sore on November 06, 2006, 10:04:52 AM
i'm having a cybil moment, lol

You should PM your "boy" and tell him at his tender age of 19 he has alot to look forward to when he gets to your age..opps no he does not ..ok then he should kill himself...:)
Title: Re: how many of you did not have any girlfriends in your life..
Post by: Migs on November 06, 2006, 10:06:28 AM
haha, he should just shoot himself and save the drama
Title: Re: how many of you did not have any girlfriends in your life..
Post by: Always Sore on November 06, 2006, 10:10:46 AM
haha, he should just shoot himself and save the drama

wait first take all his money from the bank have someone kick him in the nuts then throw it all down the street and watch it blow away, then resign himself to internet love... ;D
Title: Re: how many of you did not have any girlfriends in your life..
Post by: Migs on November 06, 2006, 10:11:40 AM
god that struck WAY to close to home, lol
Title: Re: how many of you did not have any girlfriends in your life..
Post by: Always Sore on November 06, 2006, 10:13:56 AM
god that struck WAY to close to home, lol

opps and then take prom photos out look at them and then crumple them and some flowers into a trashcan before finding solace in the bottle of Jack... ;D
Title: Re: how many of you did not have any girlfriends in your life..
Post by: Migs on November 06, 2006, 10:15:10 AM
ohhh the memories.  i need my cheetos
Title: Re: how many of you did not have any girlfriends in your life..
Post by: Always Sore on November 06, 2006, 10:15:51 AM
ohhh the memories.  i need my cheetos

Damm I was hoping for the .....Jerk ...response... ;D
Title: Re: how many of you did not have any girlfriends in your life..
Post by: the shadow on November 06, 2006, 11:12:28 AM
wait first take all his money from the bank have someone kick him in the nuts then throw it all down the street and watch it blow away, then resign himself to internet love... ;D
TRY IT homo....talk is cheap you gotta do what you got to do it in real life to me..why are you whining like a bitch..YOUR HEAD SEEMS TO BE SORE I GUESS
Title: Re: how many of you did not have any girlfriends in your life..
Post by: the shadow on November 06, 2006, 11:15:25 AM
wait first take all his money from the bank have someone kick him in the nuts then throw it all down the street and watch it blow away, then resign himself to internet love... ;D
actually i don't mind you stupid ass comments..YOU MUST BE A BIG LOSER IN LIFE..atleast i am honest about my life thats why i made an honest thread about myself..your fake
Title: Re: how many of you did not have any girlfriends in your life..
Post by: YoMamaBeenLurking on November 06, 2006, 11:30:43 AM
actually i don't mind you stupid ass comments..YOU MUST BE A BIG LOSER IN LIFE..atleast i am honest about my life thats why i made an honest thread about myself..your fake

 
Waaahhhhhh  :'(
Title: Re: how many of you did not have any girlfriends in your life..
Post by: anvil on November 06, 2006, 11:39:55 AM
I'VE GOT IT!!!!!!!!


Shadow, there's a chick who still posts on getbig sometimes named xxxlinda, and she's looking for a new man.  You guys would be great together.
Title: Re: how many of you did not have any girlfriends in your life..
Post by: YoMamaBeenLurking on November 06, 2006, 11:41:14 AM
I'VE GOT IT!!!!!!!!


Shadow, there's a chick who still posts on getbig sometimes named xxxlinda, and she's looking for a new man.  You guys would be great together.



Genius!   :)
Title: Re: how many of you did not have any girlfriends in your life..
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on November 06, 2006, 12:07:34 PM
shadow, the bottom line is, is its all luck. theres not a damn thing u can do about it. its completely up to fate/chance. theres nothing you can 'change' or 'try out' ect...your either in the right place at the right time or your not.
some guys can roll the dice and will get 6's 8 out of ten times...
most guys roll and get you know 1-2 6's out of ten...
and, by sheer statistics, there are also some-the very unfortunate few- who can roll as many times as they want and a 6 will never come up....its just luck, you cant change anything about it. all you can do is keep trying
Title: Re: how many of you did not have any girlfriends in your life..
Post by: Always Sore on November 06, 2006, 12:16:55 PM
actually i don't mind you stupid ass comments..YOU MUST BE A BIG LOSER IN LIFE..atleast i am honest about my life thats why i made an honest thread about myself..your fake

1st...I was making a joke between Migs and Myself that did not concern you.
2nd Unlike you I am not going to write a meltdown thread asking why everyone is so mean around here.
3rd...BWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH fucking loser just buy a bullet and rent a gun and raise the level in the gene pool by your absense.

Hope this helps.
Title: Re: how many of you did not have any girlfriends in your life..
Post by: Migs on November 06, 2006, 12:26:33 PM
Damm I was hoping for the .....Jerk ...response... ;D

jerk

happy now?  ;D