Apparently she's allergic to receding hairlines....
Sheeesh He's got a forehead to land a Helicopter on.
One morning Midajah was lovingly stroking Mike's hair in bed. She talked to him for 20 minutes before she realized Mike wasn't even there and she was caressing the "O'Hairpiece" left behind. It seems Mike got out of bed to buttfuck walk his dog.
He looks like Beavis and Butthead. Don't know which one is which.