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ideal height, weight, hair color, eye color, the look of her ass, tits, waist, legs etc
or just post a pic of your ideal female
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Shorter petite brunette.. 5'3'' or under... Thick lower body, dont really care about big tits.
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(http://media.emercedesbenz.com.s3.amazonaws.com/magazine/wp-content/uploads/monica-bellucci-1.jpg)
:P would mortgage my house to buy her farts in a bottle on ebay.
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ideal height, weight, hair color, eye color, the look of her ass, tits, waist, legs etc
or just post a pic of your ideal female
You start way too many shit threads
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5'5" at least, with at least 40 inches around the hips (the titonas are of not much importance) and a waist-hip ratio of at least 0.7, but preferrably 0.6!
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/6b83796f68a3f70a19af6972e9034449/tumblr_olwas97xeR1vohst2o1_500.jpg)
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/45116e0e95944160a26762f7358a2162/tumblr_olwas97xeR1vohst2o2_500.gif)
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(http://image.way2enjoy.com/pic/20/76/90/5/600full-miosotis.jpg)
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(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_x_pdkWuSTLw/TQ-YQpg8SKI/AAAAAAAAAXY/bRnIsZ7CcG0/s1600/miosotis.jpg)
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Rana Sultan
Julie Banderas
Shania Twain
Mariska Hargitay
Maria Bartiromo
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Your Mom
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6ft tall, 20 inch arms and an 8 inch cock.
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6ft tall, 20 inch arms and an 8 inch cock.
and sans feargene.
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Hockey Fight Fan's perfect female
(http://pngimg.com/uploads/man/man_PNG6532.png)
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Hockey Fight Fan's perfect female
Just log in with your dj181 account gimmick.
Makes it easier on you.
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ideal height, weight, hair color, eye color, the look of her ass, tits, waist, legs etc
or just post a pic of your ideal female
You might want to take a look in the mirror... You won't be getting anywhere near her.
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First and foremost, a righteous woman. Next a Hebrew. After that it's whatever. If she's not righteous or trying to be, nothing else matters. Looks are good but meaningless on a haughty or wicked woman.
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5'10" tall. Long legs. Perfect Vagina with a little strip of hair down it. Nice tight round ass. Nice C cup tits. Long blonde hair and blue eyes. She also has to understand sarcasm real well, be smart and have a job.
Oh fuck it. I'll take this chick
(http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/prowrestling/images/6/64/Stacy_Keibler_2.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130126031756)
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Prime Melissa hill before she got the slight rough gaunt drug look, my favorite woman ever. Have busted thousands of nuts over her, even think of her loads when fucking wor lass
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Too many to mention.
Must haves...
long hair - preferably blonde
small waist to hip ratio
no hippo hips
small ankles
firm round ass - not to big
Big Tits.
;)
Ahh yes mute & dumb.
Would help massively. ha
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(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_x_pdkWuSTLw/TQ-YQpg8SKI/AAAAAAAAAXY/bRnIsZ7CcG0/s1600/miosotis.jpg)
Nice Tittonas. :o
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Something like this would be my perfection.
Beauty, wifeness, enough sexiness, classy, motherly, sophisticated, smiley, demanding, long dark hair, slim (women look expensive and powerful only when slim)..
(http://img.usmagazine.com/article-leads-vertical-600/kate-middleton-charlotte-11ac2c19-2f1e-4177-b0b1-6d011b201e30.jpg)
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5'10" tall. Long legs. Perfect Vagina with a little strip of hair down it. Nice tight round ass. Nice C cup tits. Long blonde hair and blue eyes. She also has to understand sarcasm real well, be smart and have a job.
Oh fuck it. I'll take this chick
(http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/prowrestling/images/6/64/Stacy_Keibler_2.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130126031756)
Stacy Kiebler has an unusually great ass for a girl her height/build.
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Shorter petite brunette.. 5'3'' or under... Thick lower body, dont really care about big tits.
:-X
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You might want to take a look in the mirror... You won't be getting anywhere near her.
keep telling yourself that chief
in the meantime my real life experience doesn't coincide with your dumbass statement
and damn I'd love to spar with ya, I'd get pleasure from hurting ya ;)
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Athletic, >=5'7, full lips, long brown/dark hair, intelligent, independent, well spoken, good manners, non smoking/heavy drinker, no child wish and knows how to handle Getbig jokes.
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mute.
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Athletic, >=5'7, full lips, long brown/dark hair, intelligent, independent, well spoken, good manners, non smoking/heavy drinker, no child wish and knows how to handle Getbig jokes.
So basically Shizzo? Oh wait, saw the no heavy drinking thing
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So basically Shizzo? Oh wait, saw the no heavy drinking thing
Lol, you son of a troll ;D
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Breathing...and no gripper control on her shit pipe.
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keep telling yourself that chief
in the meantime my real life experience doesn't coincide with your dumbass statement
and damn I'd love to spar with ya, I'd get pleasure from hurting ya ;)
Your real experience? You mean the part where you 'just lost your last lady friend'?
And are now making the most thirsty posts this side of a Julio caesar thread?
And why do you want to hurt me, anyway? Think hard...
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keep telling yourself that chief
in the meantime my real life experience doesn't coincide with your dumbass statement
and damn I'd love to spar with ya, I'd get pleasure from hurting ya ;)
Oh no, ESFitness Jr.
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My wife if she gave more blow jobs... :-[
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My wife if she gave more blow jobs... :-[
Exactly
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My wife if she gave more blow jobs... :-[
Weird. She gives me plenty. ;D
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ideal height, weight, hair color, eye color, the look of her ass, tits, waist, legs etc
or just post a pic of your ideal female
No vocal chords. EEEE tits. 22" waist. At least 5'11'.
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In order of importance.
Non smoker.
HUGE TITS.
Tits must surpass the gut/belly.
Shaved c*unt.
Fat ass.
No Jew.
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My wife if she gave more blow jobs... :-[
That's a dealbreaker. Lol
They know within a week to expect 69 at least once a day haha
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My wife if she gave more blow jobs... :-[
Perhaps you just don't know about them?
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Angel in the bedroom/whore in the kitchen. Gasm screams that I'm making America great again.
Interesting. Fin sec. Sane. Fertile but childless. Composed of 100% Unobtanium and rides a flying unicorn.
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That's a dealbreaker. Lol
They know within a week to expect 69 at least once a day haha
My GF goes though phases were she sucks me off everyday, and she wanted to go to completion. Women are crazy. Don't try to figure them out.
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ideal height, weight, hair color, eye color, the look of her ass, tits, waist, legs etc
or just post a pic of your ideal female
5'6''
140lbs
jet black - hair
green - eyes
fitness chic/latina
fake tits (600+ cc)
dark skin - easy on the nipples tho -
strong legs, thin stomach
dresses in all black/wears christian louboutin heels all the time
sprinkle in some tattoos she regrets
pretty much my girl ;D -
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for realz
carmen electra at her prime -
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(http://www4.pictures.stylebistro.com/gi/Persia+White+Dresses+Skirts+Halter+Dress+iQNC9rMtrX5x.jpg)
persia white
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Her and Only Her...And Her Tetas!!.. ;D
(https://imgit.org/i/2017/03/08/c749594dcdafaa32e733341fab041ed3.jpg)
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Your real experience? You mean the part where you 'just lost your last lady friend'?
And are now making the most thirsty posts this side of a Julio caesar thread?
And why do you want to hurt me, anyway? Think hard...
Narcissistic Rage to answer your last q
your post hinted that I wasn't able to physically attract females upon first meeting which is wrong, my problem is keeping a relationship going, I don't have a problem starting them
what females find unattractive in me is my douce bag personality, highly focused on self and not giving much of a flying fuck about them and their feelings
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In order of importance.
Non smoker.
HUGE TITS.
Tits must surpass the gut/belly.
Shaved c*unt.
Fat ass.
No Jew.
lol on the last part
did you ever catch a gander at a prime Carl Simon? Or that dark haired Jewess from Lost Boys? And also Lilith from Cheers/Frasier
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Narcissistic Rage to answer your last q
your post hinted that I wasn't able to physically attract females upon first meeting which is wrong, my problem is keeping a relationship going, I don't have a problem starting them
what females find unattractive in me is my douce bag personality, highly focused on self and not giving much of a flying fuck about them and their feelings
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Her and Only Her...And Her Tetas!!.. ;D
(https://imgit.org/i/2017/03/08/c749594dcdafaa32e733341fab041ed3.jpg)
Asymmetrical tits... left is much smaller. Not worthy.
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Pam Beesly from the Office
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;D ;D ;D ;D
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;D ;D ;D ;D
She's prob a fat old woman now with a smelly vagina, good luck with that sir
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Gotta have some Junk in dat dere Trunk of Peace
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mute.
THIS
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He is my list in no particular order
Young (18 to 24)
White (Russian, Ukrainian, Czech preferred)
5'6" to 5'9"
Green or blue eyes
Pretty face (sharp features...no round frying pan face, nice smile)
Long straight hair (black, blonde, brunette...no redhead)
Lean, athletic body (a little muscle, just a faint hint of abs)
Nice v-taper (Nicely shaped shoulders and back, tiny waist)
Nicely shaped round ass (no pancake ass, no ghetto booty)
Nicely shaped round tits (don't have to be huge, shape is the key)
Small pretty nipples (No giant pepperoni nipples)
Clean, petite pussy and asshole (no blown out roast beef curtains, no buttholes that look like a firecracker was let off inside)
Must have thigh gap
Must have back dimples
Intelligent with a good sense of humor
Preferably mute (Either that or she only speaks Russian so I have no idea what she is saying)
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He is my list in no particular order
Young (18 to 24)
White (Russian, Ukrainian, Czech preferred)
5'6" to 5'9"
Green or blue eyes
Pretty face (sharp features...no round frying pan face, nice smile)
Long straight hair (black, blonde, brunette...no redhead)
Lean, athletic body (a little muscle, just a faint hint of abs)
Nice v-taper (Nicely shaped shoulders and back, tiny waist)
Nicely shaped round ass (no pancake ass, no ghetto booty)
Nicely shaped round tits (don't have to be huge, shape is the key)
Small pretty nipples (No giant pepperoni nipples)
Clean, petite pussy and asshole (no blown out roast beef curtains, no buttholes that look like a firecracker was let off inside)
Must have thigh gap
Must have back dimples
Intelligent with a good sense of humor
Preferably mute (Either that or she only speaks Russian so I have no idea what she is saying)
You just described the Random Whores thread.
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He is my list in no particular order
Young (18 to 24)
White (Russian, Ukrainian, Czech preferred)
5'6" to 5'9"
Green or blue eyes
Pretty face (sharp features...no round frying pan face, nice smile)
Long straight hair (black, blonde, brunette...no redhead)
Lean, athletic body (a little muscle, just a faint hint of abs)
Nice v-taper (Nicely shaped shoulders and back, tiny waist)
Nicely shaped round ass (no pancake ass, no ghetto booty)
Nicely shaped round tits (don't have to be huge, shape is the key)
Small pretty nipples (No giant pepperoni nipples)
Clean, petite pussy and asshole (no blown out roast beef curtains, no buttholes that look like a firecracker was let off inside)
Must have thigh gap
Must have back dimples
Intelligent with a good sense of humor
Preferably mute (Either that or she only speaks Russian so I have no idea what she is saying)
Keep an eye on your wallet and screen her friends before they enter your house
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She's prob a fat old woman now with a smelly vagina, good luck with that sir
actually she aged rather well as opposed to ginger... ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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actually she aged rather well as opposed to ginger... ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
make up does wonders, show me her ass
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You just described the Random Whores thread.
Exactly!
Keep an eye on your wallet and screen her friends before they enter your house
Indeed. I'd need a bodyguard to protect me from such a woman.
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A woman who produces extra smelly farts. Oops forgot to login to my Howard account. :-X
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Narcissistic Rage to answer your last q
your post hinted that I wasn't able to physically attract females upon first meeting which is wrong, my problem is keeping a relationship going, I don't have a problem starting them
what females find unattractive in me is my douce bag personality, highly focused on self and not giving much of a flying fuck about them and their feelings
what is "narcissistic rage" ???
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Keep an eye on your wallet and screen her friends before they enter your house
That's a sound advice for men regardless of origin of woman.
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a pleasant,pretty,petite,pawg with a pink peach pussy!
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Traditional and old fashioned preferably not American.
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That's a sound advice for men regardless of origin of woman.
True, esp those from poor countries