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Title: haha..Joel Osteen claimed he benched 300lbs
Post by: The_Punisher on October 15, 2007, 07:48:40 AM
In a 60 minutes segment aired last night on CBS, the interviewer said this about the 145lbs Osteen " You can see that same diligence in his workouts. Osteen can bench-press 300 lbs., which is twice his body weight. And on the basketball court, even in the simplest of pickup games, he is focused, determined and looking for help from above".

Maybe he's a strong dude, but they show a quick clip where he was in the gym, doing 185lbs or so in the smith machine.
Title: Re: haha..Joel Osteen claimed he benched 300lbs
Post by: MAXX on October 15, 2007, 07:52:30 AM
bullshit
Title: Re: haha..Joel Osteen claimed he benched 300lbs
Post by: wisconsinBB on October 15, 2007, 07:57:17 AM
Wait for it...................... ...........wait for it...................... .......................


ALL DRUGS!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: haha..Joel Osteen claimed he benched 300lbs
Post by: slaveboy1980 on October 15, 2007, 07:58:57 AM
Wait for it...................... ...........wait for it...................... .......................


ALL DRUGS!!!!!!!!

indirect drug usage on this guy
Title: Re: haha..Joel Osteen claimed he benched 300lbs
Post by: wisconsinBB on October 15, 2007, 07:59:46 AM
BRUTAL starter mullet!
Title: Re: haha..Joel Osteen claimed he benched 300lbs
Post by: slaveboy1980 on October 15, 2007, 08:02:24 AM
epic altruistic nasal cavity
Title: Re: haha..Joel Osteen claimed he benched 300lbs
Post by: muscularny on October 15, 2007, 08:02:38 AM
a real bullshitter all the way
Title: Re: haha..Joel Osteen claimed he benched 300lbs
Post by: The_Punisher on October 15, 2007, 08:09:14 AM
maybe the holly spirit is helping him ;D
Title: Re: haha..Joel Osteen claimed he benched 300lbs
Post by: The Squadfather on October 15, 2007, 08:20:01 AM
epic mullett headed Martin Short lookalike.
Title: Re: haha..Joel Osteen claimed he benched 300lbs
Post by: HUGEPECS on October 15, 2007, 08:26:57 AM
hahaha...Epic nice guy portrayal on sunday morning service at his mega church, misleading thousand of idots into thinking that life is all about being positive....hahaa
Title: Re: haha..Joel Osteen claimed he benched 300lbs
Post by: omgsoswole on October 15, 2007, 08:42:12 AM
maybe the holly spirit is helping him ;D

What is the holly spirit? 
Title: Re: haha..Joel Osteen claimed he benched 300lbs
Post by: The Squadfather on October 15, 2007, 08:43:45 AM
hahaha...Epic nice guy portrayal on sunday morning service at his mega church, misleading thousand of idots into thinking that life is all about being positive....hahaa
are you suggesting that it's only a matter of time before this "guy" gets caught in a motel room with his gay lover, some poppers and a couple of gerbils, HP?
Title: Re: haha..Joel Osteen claimed he benched 300lbs
Post by: JasonH on October 15, 2007, 08:48:41 AM
Haha.

More lies about lifts.
Title: Re: haha..Joel Osteen claimed he benched 300lbs
Post by: G o a t b o y on October 15, 2007, 08:53:24 AM
That skinny little douche couldn't bench the bar with 2 Kamali spotters helping him.  ::)
Title: Re: haha..Joel Osteen claimed he benched 300lbs
Post by: HUGEPECS on October 15, 2007, 08:58:33 AM
are you suggesting that it's only a matter of time before this "guy" gets caught in a motel room with his gay lover, some poppers and a couple of gerbils, HP?



hahaha....most definitely, Next time 60 minutes reported him, It will be live from the Penn.
Title: Re: haha..Joel Osteen claimed he benched 300lbs
Post by: The True Adonis on October 15, 2007, 09:02:01 AM
A worthless man on a worthless mission with worthless followers.
Title: Re: haha..Joel Osteen claimed he benched 300lbs
Post by: Disgusted on October 15, 2007, 09:09:37 AM
A worthless man on a worthless mission with worthless followers.

You hostility toward this man is a direct result of your bottled up anger toward something which lies deep within your self. Once you find what is really bothering you, your life will be much more meaningful and fulfilling.
Title: Re: haha..Joel Osteen claimed he benched 300lbs
Post by: bizzy on October 15, 2007, 09:40:13 AM
I benched 305 on a Universal machine at 155 and was not naturally strong.
A friend of mine was naturally strong and benched 315 with free weights at 165
and he was 6 foot tall. A friend at my college at 155 benched 315 free weights.
Some people have naturally strong joints and ligaments and are stronger than they look.
I believe he could have done a one rep 300 bench on a MACHINE.
Title: Re: haha..Joel Osteen claimed he benched 300lbs
Post by: Rearden Metal on October 15, 2007, 09:42:48 AM
You hostility toward this man is a direct result of your bottled up anger toward something which lies deep within your self. Once you find what is really bothering you, your life will be much more meaningful and fulfilling.


LOL Magnum you are relentless.
Title: Re: haha..Joel Osteen claimed he benched 300lbs
Post by: The True Adonis on October 15, 2007, 10:40:24 AM

LOL Magnum you are relentless.
He is the type of simpleton that would find comfort and solace in Christian evangelism.
Title: Re: haha..Joel Osteen claimed he benched 300lbs
Post by: HUGEPECS on October 15, 2007, 10:46:27 AM
A worthless man on a worthless mission with worthless followers.



what about the thousands and millions who followed him whether he's right or wrong. what kind of power does this guy have to get so many's attention. I hope it's not a cult
Title: Re: haha..Joel Osteen claimed he benched 300lbs
Post by: G o a t b o y on October 15, 2007, 11:04:02 AM


what about the thousands and millions who followed him whether he's right or wrong. what kind of power does this guy have to get so many's attention. I hope it's not a cult

Religion is a tool of social control employed very effectiely by the leaders of societies throughout history. The human need for a psychological crutch and a higher meaning to their lives has made this possible.  If it had not been "the religion of christ" it would have been some other religion (as it has been in several other cultures).
Title: Re: haha..Joel Osteen claimed he benched 300lbs
Post by: The Coach on October 15, 2007, 11:08:56 AM
You hostility toward this man is a direct result of your bottled up anger toward something which lies deep within your self. Once you find what is really bothering you, your life will be much more meaningful and fulfilling.

Brutal owning of TA....good one!
Title: Re: haha..Joel Osteen claimed he benched 300lbs
Post by: The Coach on October 15, 2007, 11:13:46 AM
He is the type of simpleton that would find comfort and solace in Christian evangelism.

Considering his Ministry makes more in a day than your "rich family with the biggest Bentley dealer in NC" makes in a life time and his wife is pretty much hotter than than anyone you've even talked to..............I'd hardly call him a simpleton..........you have have some serious psychological issues you need to deal with.
Title: Re: haha..Joel Osteen claimed he benched 300lbs
Post by: tommywishbone on October 15, 2007, 11:20:36 AM
BRUTAL starter mullet!

 ;D Excellent
Title: Re: haha..Joel Osteen claimed he benched 300lbs
Post by: Al-Gebra on October 15, 2007, 11:26:15 AM
Considering his Ministry makes more in a day than your "rich family with the biggest Bentley dealer in NC" makes in a life time and his wife is pretty much hotter than than anyone you've even talked to..............

his wife is a c u n t  . . . she got thrown off a plane for being disruptive.

on a related note, I most be the most deleted poster on here . . . I posted about her in a thread, but it is gone . . . of course.  ::)
Title: Re: haha..Joel Osteen claimed he benched 300lbs
Post by: HUGEPECS on October 15, 2007, 11:31:15 AM
his wife is a c u n t  . . . she got thrown off a plane for being disruptive.

on a related note, I most be the most deleted poster on here . . . I posted about her in a thread, but it is gone . . . of course.  ::)



he's just another guy using the bible and christ to his advantage. his church made an annual revenue about $45 millions in, not counting another $30 millions coming from the mail. He gets $13 millions in advance from his book sales
Title: Re: haha..Joel Osteen claimed he benched 300lbs
Post by: tommywishbone on October 15, 2007, 11:31:56 AM
Does this thread need a Hail Satan! I think it does.
Title: Re: haha..Joel Osteen claimed he benched 300lbs
Post by: Dr. D on October 15, 2007, 12:15:11 PM
his wife is a c u n t  . . . she got thrown off a plane for being disruptive.

on a related note, I most be the most deleted poster on here . . . I posted about her in a thread, but it is gone . . . of course.  ::)

http://editor.blogster.com/victoria_osteen_booted.html
Title: Re: haha..Joel Osteen claimed he benched 300lbs
Post by: dragonheart on October 15, 2007, 02:48:47 PM
I love how anytime you get something in the mail from a church, or see one of those televangelist on tv they are trying to sell you something or get you to donate money.  Also its bs that churches dont have to pay taxes
Title: Re: haha..Joel Osteen claimed he benched 300lbs
Post by: The Squadfather on October 15, 2007, 02:50:16 PM
can't believe no one has brought up P ::)at Robertson's 2,000 pound leg presses and youth and muscle "shake".
Title: Re: haha..Joel Osteen claimed he benched 300lbs
Post by: Mons Venus on October 15, 2007, 02:59:41 PM
can't believe no one has brought up P ::)at Robertson's 2,000 pound leg presses and youth and muscle "shake".

I bought Robertson's shake and leg pressed 2000lbs with one finger.  ;D
Title: Re: haha..Joel Osteen claimed he benched 300lbs
Post by: jason5581 on October 15, 2007, 03:04:42 PM
I'm sorry I think that religion is a crutch for weak minded people.  Ever notice how when someone gets clean they always go to religion, like trading one addiction for another.  instead of spending their money in drugs they spend it on church :-\
Title: Re: haha..Joel Osteen claimed he benched 300lbs
Post by: The Squadfather on October 15, 2007, 03:07:07 PM
I bought Robertson's shake and leg pressed 2000lbs with one finger.  ;D
hahahahhaa, check it out. ;D

Title: Re: haha..Joel Osteen claimed he benched 300lbs
Post by: Dr. D on October 15, 2007, 03:09:08 PM
hahahahhaa, check it out. ;D



Even better: 
Title: Re: haha..Joel Osteen claimed he benched 300lbs
Post by: slaveboy1980 on October 15, 2007, 04:45:28 PM
You hostility toward this man is a direct result of your bottled up anger toward something which lies deep within your self. Once you find what is really bothering you, your life will be much more meaningful and fulfilling.

na he will solve the problem by placing a bullet in his own head on dec 27th 2014.
Title: Re: haha..Joel Osteen claimed he benched 300lbs
Post by: Mons Venus on October 15, 2007, 04:58:28 PM
hahahahhaa, check it out. ;D




Hahahahahaaaa  f'n funny !!
Title: Re: haha..Joel Osteen claimed he benched 300lbs
Post by: bmuscle90 on October 15, 2007, 04:59:36 PM
Maybe he could bench 300lbs.  Just because he looks small doesn't mean anything.  Ive seen guys only 185-190lbs put 400lbs olympic barbell overhead.  Its possible.
Title: Re: haha..Joel Osteen claimed he benched 300lbs
Post by: 20inch calves on October 15, 2007, 05:19:55 PM
He is the type of simpleton that would find comfort and solace in Christian evangelism.


what do you find comfort in?

if anyone is a simpleton is you my friend
Title: Re: haha..Joel Osteen claimed he benched 300lbs
Post by: Disgusted on October 15, 2007, 08:16:26 PM
na he will solve the problem by placing a bullet in his own head on dec 27th 2014.

He is a tormented soul and that is a shame. Eveything he does in life is motivated by anger that comes from within. Finding himself is going to be a long scabrous journey, hopefully he is strong enough to make it to the end.
Title: Re: haha..Joel Osteen claimed he benched 300lbs
Post by: TacoBell on October 15, 2007, 08:32:27 PM
Maybe he could bench 300lbs.  Just because he looks small doesn't mean anything.  Ive seen guys only 185-190lbs put 400lbs olympic barbell overhead.  Its possible.

Wow!  Let me guess u can do it too, but you dont own a camera ::)
Title: Re: haha..Joel Osteen claimed he benched 300lbs
Post by: bigdumbbell on October 15, 2007, 08:34:55 PM
Oral Roberts.  ORAL? 
Title: Re: haha..Joel Osteen claimed he benched 300lbs
Post by: Al-Gebra on October 15, 2007, 09:25:10 PM
Oral Roberts.  ORAL? 

as the BYU kids say, ORAL is MORAL.
Title: Re: haha..Joel Osteen claimed he benched 300lbs
Post by: SteelePegasus on October 15, 2007, 09:49:26 PM
Maybe he could bench 300lbs.  Just because he looks small doesn't mean anything.  Ive seen guys only 185-190lbs put 400lbs olympic barbell overhead.  Its possible.

 ::)
Title: Re: haha..Joel Osteen claimed he benched 300lbs
Post by: youandme on October 15, 2007, 09:52:25 PM
more power to him, if you read the prophecies of nostradamus it tells that the muslims are taking over, and christians need all the power they can get.



POWWWAAA! MOFO
Title: Re: haha..Joel Osteen claimed he benched 300lbs
Post by: Tombo on October 16, 2007, 01:17:10 AM
He is the type of simpleton that would find comfort and solace in Christian evangelism.

HAHAHAHA when Ted Haggard comes on TV i grab the popcorn! the guy is a great act.
Title: Re: haha..Joel Osteen claimed he benched 300lbs
Post by: Monster81 on October 16, 2007, 02:23:53 AM
In a 60 minutes segment aired last night on CBS, the interviewer said this about the 145lbs Osteen " You can see that same diligence in his workouts. Osteen can bench-press 300 lbs., which is twice his body weight. And on the basketball court, even in the simplest of pickup games, he is focused, determined and looking for help from above".

Maybe he's a strong dude, but they show a quick clip where he was in the gym, doing 185lbs or so in the smith machine.

what else did u expect man..look at his eyes hes high
Title: Re: haha..Joel Osteen claimed he benched 300lbs
Post by: davidpaul on October 16, 2007, 04:23:19 AM
what else did u expect man..look at his eyes hes high

hes high on his own supply
Title: Re: haha..Joel Osteen claimed he benched 300lbs
Post by: phyxsius on October 16, 2007, 04:25:55 AM
Wait for it...................... ...........wait for it...................... .......................


ALL DRUGS!!!!!!!!

are you saying Joel is juicing for Jesus?
Title: Re: haha..Joel Osteen claimed he benched 300lbs
Post by: davidpaul on October 16, 2007, 04:26:51 AM
are you saying Joel is juicing for Jesus?

are you suggesting jesus was natural?