How do you go about getting laid? (BB related)

[Cashfan]

A) I dress well, be funny, treat women well, take them on dates and shit.

B) I troll through the bar at closing time and pick the low hanging fruit.

C) When I meet women I tell them enough lies to want to fuck then take them back to my successful buddies place and nail them.

D) I have lots of female friends, at least one of them is single, lonely and drunk at any one time.

E) I just flex and grunt while banging the tin around in the gym, any nearby skank that is in heat will come running.

F) I pay for hookers.

[Natural Man]

we always end with the right people. Even when they re bad influences ironically. It's all prederminated by our past conditionnings and theirs.

[makaveli25]

-Groom yourself well
-wear clothes that fit nice that show your build without looking like a douche
-If you look good with a shaved head go for it. It will make you stand out. It's gotten me laid many times.
-smell nice
-Don't act like to big of an asshole. Be respectful at the right times.

I've gotten more ass than a toilet seat using these methods.

Try walking the strip when the bars are closing. One time I was outside of a bar where a bunch of girls were standing and I said jokingly to a friend I wish I had someone to go home with outloud. A semi decent looking chic walked right up to me and said she would like to come home with me.

[Dr Dutch]

-Groom yourself well
-wear clothes that fit nice that show your build without looking like a douche
-If you look good with a shaved head go for it. It will make you stand out. It's gotten me laid many times.
-smell nice
-Don't act like to big of an asshole. Be respectful at the right times.

I've gotten more ass than a toilet seat using these methods.

Looks like your parents did a fine job, young man...

[makaveli25]

Looks like your parents did a fine job, young man...

Honey Badger doesn't give a shit about the hoes. He takes what he wants when he wants.

[kh300]

The best way to attract women is to not even try. Wherever you go. Grocery store, gym, bar, park, whatever. Just have fun. Smile, be charismatic to everyone. A guy whos talking to everyone and knows everyone is going to be attractive, by instinct a girl wants to find out who you are. And most girls are miserable and looking for a fun guy.

Go to a bar and sit there getting piss drunk and not talking to anyone =going home alone
Go to a bar get loud and fist pump all your buddys = going home alone
Go to a bar engage in a lot of conversations, meet a lot of people,smile,have fun =your still going home alone cuz your ugly as shit, but you had a better chance.

Girls are not physical like us men. We just see tits. They look for things as mentioned above.

[StanZoLOL]

not caring, not giving a fuck (say what you think, within reason), if they are being out of line call them on it and don't put up with any shit.

[Howard]

Honey Badger doesn't give a shit about the hoes. He takes what he wants when he wants.

Pretty much sums up my new attitude . I'm with the honey badger on this issue.
I'm heading for the gym now and gonna act like a fukin' honey badger.
If some guy dares to ask to work in, I will bite his damn balls off .
If I like the front desk girl, I will pull down her pants and hump the bejesus out of her.
I don't give a damn, I do what I want.

[Nails]

A)


but i have about 90% success rate on fucking on the 2nd date , buying a hooker would prob be faster and cheaper

[Nirvana]

not caring, not giving a fuck (say what you think, within reason), if they are being out of line call them on it and don't put up with any shit.

x2

yeah just John Wayne that shit.

[Palpatine Q]

I go to my GF's house and take her clothes off...then i take my clothes off...then....

[Parker]

-Groom yourself well
-wear clothes that fit nice that show your build without looking like a douche
-If you look good with a shaved head go for it. It will make you stand out. It's gotten me laid many times.
-smell nice
-Don't act like to big of an asshole. Be respectful at the right times.

I've gotten more ass than a toilet seat using these methods.

Try walking the strip when the bars are closing. One time I was outside of a bar where a bunch of girls were standing and I said jokingly to a friend I wish I had someone to go home with outloud. A semi decent looking chic walked right up to me and said she would like to come home with me.

Wait a minute, haven't you been with the same woman for 10 yrs? 

[ManBearPig...]

Since about 2007 (the economic downturn), I've discovered that saying "I have a job" gets  a lot of womens pussies wet.

Apparently, most "men" these days can't even get a job, which automatically makes them an effeminate pussy bitch which no amount of bedazzled dragons on their shirts can cure.

[nosleep]

ITS ALL ABOUT HOW YOU APPEAR. IF YOU APPEAR GOOD-LOOKING WITH A GOOD BODY AND JUST GOOD OVERALL. GIRLS COME TO YOU.

IF YOU SEEM DESPERATE, LOOK BAD, DRESS BAD, ETC. NO GIRLS COME TO YOU.

[makaveli25]

Wait a minute, haven't you been with the same woman for 10 yrs? 

Yes with some decently long break inbetween. I went off to college she stayed in our home town. SHHHHHH

[Nirvana]

Since about 2007 (the economic downturn), I've discovered that saying "I have a job" gets  a lot of womens pussies wet.

Apparently, most "men" these days can't even get a job, which automatically makes them an effeminate pussy bitch which no amount of bedazzled dragons on their shirts can cure.

LMFAO!